“Cheonwi, there’s a rumor going around the palace these days that you’re not actually a eunuch?”

“Your Majesty, if I weren’t a eunuch, wouldn’t I be in Her Majesty the Empress’s bedchamber right now?”

…Which is true, actually.

A fake eunuch with maxed-out combat power and maxed-out virility—
a thoroughly improper and delightfully licentious conquest of the imperial palace.