Chapter 45
Chapter 45
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 45
Chapter Title: WWE
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Overdoing it is worse than falling short. The doctrine of the mean. Self-restraint and contentment.
The meaning was that excess was no better than deficiency, moderation was the highest virtue, and one should know how to restrain oneself and be satisfied with what they have.
In short, don't brain-break.
And that was a universal truth in the world of internet streaming too.
📺 STREAM TITLE [Seongna LIVE ON: I'm so booored~~~~] 💬 LIVE CHAT - Do it one more time for real - Please don't do this~~~~ - Why pull this shit in the dead of night - Fuck if you're gonna do this don't give us hope at least 💰 SUPERCHAT Anon donated 1,000 won! "Fuck say something at least why the hell are you doing this you crazy bitch" 🚫 MOD ACTION [Anon was forcibly kicked.] - Oof - Even pissed shoulda nailed the donation amount Anon - This troll checks donation amounts like a pro even mid-rage - You crazy bitch lololololololol 📴 BROADCAST ENDED 💰 SUPERCHAT Anon donated 5,000 won! "This is the fifth time you crazy bitch" - Why is this bitch doing this anyway - If we knew why would we be suffering - Wanna land one hard belly punch so bad - Obvious she's just bored af Oh.
How'd they know?
Guess the ones still grinding galleries this late are true warriors after all—pretty sharp bunch.
Viewer count barely budging even after five bell-dings in a row... they must have fuck-all to do.
Slurp...
Sucked down a 3,000-won Americano, the perfect reminder of Korea's skyrocketing prices lately,
then hit the [Start Broadcast] button again.
[Seongna LIVE ON: Didn't I say I'm bored?] Now, how many'll tune in this time?
- Can't you at least tell us why - Give us terms to negotiate! Whyyyy - Hey you fuck - Mic check troll 👥 VIEWER COUNT: 101 Oh.
This made six broadcasts already, but viewer count was about the same as the fifth.
At most a dozen peaced out?
Which means these 101 dalmatians left are the absolute top-tier 0-army elites of my stream.
A salute to the warriors who made it this far.
"Ahh, hello everyone."
I greeted my precious cash cows—no, my viewers.
Sixth greeting of the night.
- Hey you fuuuuuuuuuck trooooooool - What the fuck are you doing??? What??? What??? What the fuck??? - At least give us a reason troll - What reason lol she's just bored kekeke - Snow... cold... snow... cold... snow... cold... They say sweet words bring sweet replies, but that proverb clearly doesn't apply to my viewers.
"Calm down, everyone. You're way too worked up right now."
Of course, it wasn't anything new.
I've known for ages that my viewers aren't exactly normal.
💰 SUPERCHAT Anon donated 5,000 won! "Crazy bitch six bell-dings at dawn who tf can calm down" "Six times? It's five."
- Tracks it lolol - Correcting makes it worse - Pls just one belly punch - But you'll bell-ding again anyway? "No? I'm not doing it anymore."
- ? - ? - ? I have no idea what biases people have about me,
but among warriors, I'm on the relatively sensible side.
Most community warriors chase their whims without a care for anyone else, but I at least have the bare minimum awareness.
"One more from here would be a brain-break."
One of my ironclad rules as a warrior—
"I'm not that mannerless."
Not repeating the same troll method over and over—that was the so-called no-brain-break policy.
💰 SUPERCHAT Anon donated 5,000 won! "Already wrecked us five times and one more's brain-break—what kinda fucked brain thinks that up?" - Zero manners tho??? - Already wrecked more is brain-break ㅇㅈ lol - Seongna any plans for offline fanmeet? ㅎㅎ just curious - You're brain-broken already troll Huh?
"Ah. Ah. What is it? Uuugh...! Everyone! The mouse is suddenly heading for the end button...!"
- ㅇㅅㅇㅅㅇㅅㅇㅅ - Sorry Seongna sorry sorry - Seongna does keep her lines well ㄹㅇ 💰 SUPERCHAT Anon donated 1,000 won! "Second thought not brain-break extra kek" - Extra extra - Five times is still fun kek - ㄹㅇㄹㅇ "Whew, fixed it. Lucky."
Really lucky—got to uphold my principles.
"Thanks so much. Without you guys, I'd probably have brain-broken for sure."
💰 SUPERCHAT Anon donated 5,000 won! "Real crazy bitch..." - Real only bitch bell-dinging at dawn ㄹㅇ - But why tf ain't she sleeping - Wasn't she off today? - So this real stream? 💰 SUPERCHAT Anon donated 1,000 won! "So why'd you turn on the stream?? Real bell-ding?" So, why'd I turn on the stream?
Yeah, it was for real bell-ding, but admitting that straight-up felt off.
Explaining why I'd bell-ding would've been boring and pretentious anyway.
Times like this, just,
"'Cause I'm bored."
Sums up the root cause perfectly.
- ? - ? - ? "For real."
[Seongna LIVE ON: Didn't I say I'm bored?] It's right there in the title.
"Anyway, yeah I turned it on 'cause bored... but since it's on, might as well do a chill dawn stream till I get sleepy."
- Kyaa lolololololol - This I can forgive - Bet you end it again tho - I believed in you ㅇㅇ "Alright then..."
💰 SUPERCHAT Anon donated 5,000 won! "Hit end button once more and it's you die I die mutual destruction fuck" "Whoa whoa, calm down. I haven't hit it yet."
- Yet? - Yeeeeeet? - Shit trolled again? - Yet agree lololol - Crazy bitch... crazy bitch... crazy bitch... "Joke, just a joke. No brain-break, jeez... you guys can't trust anyone."
💰 SUPERCHAT Anon donated 1,000 won! "Would you trust someone like you kek" "Of course I would. Even if someone just like me showed up asking me to cosign a body waiver and guarantee, I'd do it?"
- Bs lol - Guarantee bs kek - As if - Trust you over politicians ㅇㅇ Wait a sec.
If it's someone just like me... that'd be Min-ji asking for a guarantee, right?
That sounds kinda risky.
"...Nah?"
- Even she's like nah - Can't even trust herself - Def scam bitch - 5 bell-dings so 5 scams incoming? "Anyway, like I said, can't sleep and bored, so dawn stream it is."
💰 SUPERCHAT Anon donated 1,000 won! "So what's the content?" "That's for you guys to figure out."
- ? - ? - ? 💰 SUPERCHAT Anon donated 5,000 won! "Crazy bitch?" "I'm bored. Entertain me quick."
- Why us tho - Don't streamers entertain viewers?? No cap - Crazy bitch dereliction of duty now "I'm bored, didn't I say?"
- Fuck you're the streamer why us - Just die - Normal stream impossible obviously ㅇㅇ - Not ending is already win lol "Ha, no helping it. Guess I'll just eat ice cream by myself."
- ? - Sudden? Thx anyway - Volume UP - Hehhehehehehehe - Seongna sorry for cursing earlier ㅎㅎ 💰 SUPERCHAT Anon donated 1,000 won! "Newfags pro tip kek take earphones off full blast when she eats ice cream" "Ugh, you pervs... Can't handle cold stuff and that's prime roast material?"
- Newfags asleep already ㅇㅇ - Ooh mukbang... - One more perv? - Chat damn these are the 0-tiers feel the wall Hmm, volumes cranked by now, right?
"Seongbung-kun... truth is..."
- ? - ?? - Fuck we're screwed - ?? "I didn't order any ice cream..."
🎺 BAHM BAHM-BAHM-BAHM! BAHM-PAH-RAH-BAHM-BAHM BAHM-BAHM-BAHM BAHM-PAH-RAH-BAHM! 🎺 (Reveille trumpet blares!)
- Eugh fuck - Ah fuck reveille crazy bitch - KRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - Why so goddamn loud fuck "Puhh... Puhahahahahaha!"
Ah, didn't mean to laugh that hard.
💰 SUPERCHAT Anon donated 5,000 won! "You really wanna die fuck" - Yo crazy bitch where you live - Damn fully awake now fuck lolololol - Woke mom n dad sleeping in living room thx - Ears still ringing wtf Been moping all day, so this sudden dopamine rush was impossible to hold back.
Guess this is why everyone streams. Streamer life's the dream gig?
"Haa... sorry, forgive me just once? Yeah? Yeah?"
- Aegyo won't save you - Wanna irl you so bad even if girl got confidence real - Seongna let me land one punch just one "But~ if you don't forgive me, whatcha gonna do?"
- ? - You fuck - ? All-day gloom lifted, rebound tension completely out of control.
Tap tap
"Here, sound of me slapping my belly? Wanna punch? Go ahead."
This yapper wouldn't shut up either.
"Why no punch? Ahh~ It's not that you won't, you can't!"
They say karma comes back eventually, and the more you rack up, the bigger the payback.
Acting this cocky... maybe I should take a belly punch from a random stranger on the street later without complaint.
- Pls pls just one punch plssss - So satisfying kekeke - Reaction incoming sleep zzz - ㄴssi 💰 SUPERCHAT Anon donated 5,000 won! "Bump into you on street straight dropkick fuck" Yeah. If that day ever comes,
I'll take it with grace, thinking of today's dopamine high.
"Aigo, thanks for the 5k donate!"
As always, future me can deal with the consequences!
- Eugh - No damage on her... we just gotta take it... - Defense broken;; - Girl tanks thousands of curses give up lol - Needs game devs to curse her... - Even then she revives crazy bitch kek "Woke up? So what, you've been up till now anyway. No early plans tomorrow, right?"
- Th... true... - Seongna damn hit bone - You fuck - ...Can't argue true - Yeah...? "Might as well hang with me since we're up. I can't sleep either."
- ㅇㅈ lol - All-nighter dawn?? - No stream tomorrow or die ㅇㅇ That's when, while gleefully trolling my viewers to vent,
my troll blood sniffed out the abyss.
💰 SUPERCHAT Anon donated 1,000 won! "Noona... enlisting tomorrow" "Aww... go safe."
- lololol ...wait? - Oof... - Take care... they say it's easier these days - Bye bye... eat good food 💰 SUPERCHAT Anon donated 1,000 won! "Was up all night stream on ASMR vibes almost asleep but reveille woke me thx" "Ah, hold up."
- Boo trash - lololololololol - Woke enlistee with reveille lol - Trash confirmed - Nadir bound...? 💰 SUPERCHAT Anon donated 1,000 won! "Namuwiki Seongna/Controversy / Woke viewer enlisting tomorrow with reveille and 'anyway y'all got nothing better watch my stream' remarks shock..." "Whoa, timeout!"
This wasn't in the plan!
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