Chapter 46
Chapter 46
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 46
Chapter Title: Where Did That Bitch Go?
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Where did this bitch go?
Even for a lunatic who rampages without a care for the consequences, living only for today—
crossing the certain line set by society is far from easy.
More precisely, it's not so much difficult as it is dangerous.
Koreans are a people who never get their act together in everyday life—
but when it comes to condemning or harassing someone, they unite better than any other nation on earth.
That's why, even though I always spout lines like "I don't give a damn about lines" or "The blood of trolls runs through my veins," I was always conscious of at least the bare minimum boundaries.
Not just me—the warriors of the community fought their duels always mindful of these minimum lines.
If they didn't, the people around them would lynch them on the spot.
Online, you could just switch accounts or go incognito, but offline? Total social annihilation.
Anyway, whether online or off, most people live within those "lines."
Even in my stream, where over 90% of viewers have cursed me out at least once and we pride ourselves on a no-holds-barred atmosphere, there are still some rules.
💬 Live Chat [Room owner, you got a mom?] For example, "No matter how filthy the insults fly, never cross into family digs." Something like that?
💬 Live Chat -? -Crossed the line... -Family digs are a no-go; A few brave lunatics actually tried crossing that line,
but they couldn't withstand the instantly frosty atmosphere around them and ended up permabanned.
They probably thought everyone hating on me meant they'd join in... Nah, this is all WWE.
Me roasting viewers, them firing back with double-barreled curses.
In the end, it was a wild masquerade ball and theater put on by people gathered to enjoy this rough vibe.
💬 Live Chat -You fucking bastard -God please let me punch this one just once -If I meet you on the street, you're done for fr ...Am I the only one?
Ahem. Anyway, no matter how much fancy talk you slap on it—warriors, dueling grounds—it's really just a clown show for laughing and bantering.
Of course, the rough packaging means it sometimes flows into the real deal.
The moment either the streamer or a viewer whiffs the first strike, one-sided annihilation begins.
And in this case,
⚙ DONATION ALERT ⚙ ㅇㅇ donated 1,000 won! Namuwiki: Saintess Nice/Controversies / Shocking statement waking a viewer enlisting tomorrow with an alarm trumpet and saying "You got nothing better to do anyway, so watch my stream"... it was blatantly my side that got caught flat-footed.
💬 Live Chat -Ugh, trash -Damn, this is too much lol -Poor guy ;; -I think Saintess Nice needs to apologize zero-two here.. "Hold up, timeout!"
For now, just for now, damage control is still possible.
The chat's already flooded with hate, but that's just WWE too.
💬 Live Chat -lololololololol -Alarm trumpet to a guy enlisting tomorrow ㄷㄷ -Why'd you have to bring that of all things lol -Karma's a bitch, Saintess Nice But I couldn't fall for that lighthearted vibe.
If I responded like usual with "Oh, then go back to sleep,"
what awaited me would be my channel exploding spectacularly amid a storm of reports.
Whew, haa...
After a few deep breaths, I slowly, carefully chose each word.
From here on, one slip-up and it's [GAME OVER]—like a choice-based game on hard mode.
"First off, Saintess Nice extends her deepest gratitude to all the active-duty men of Korea fulfilling their national defense duties."
💬 Live Chat -Ideology check lololol -Character switch outta nowhere -Abyss detected ON "Thanks to them, we can sleep peacefully at home without worry of foreign invasion. Once again, sincere thanks."
⚙ DONATION ALERT ⚙ ㅇㅇ donated 5,000 won! Veteran troll's abyss-dodge show lololol 💬 Live Chat -Why no usual mockery? fr lol -Suddenly going on and on.. -Saintess Nice, do your usual thing "...And to all the brave soldiers of Korea dedicating their youth to the nation, I sincerely pray you return home safe and unscathed to your families."
⚙ DONATION ALERT ⚙ Saintess Nice Inner Thoughts donated 1,000 won! [Gotta stay alive] 💬 Live Chat -lolololololololol -Good improv lines tho -Abyss defense show ㄷㄷ Yeah, I know.
This shreds my pride as a warrior, and I know how pathetic my sudden change looks.
But one wrong word and it's straight to the abyss, so I have no choice but to proactively prove my ideology like this.
Damn... if my hype had been just a bit lower then, I wouldn't have stepped on this landmine.
This is all Lee Min-ji's fault—trauma from the rain made her crank my energy without asking.
⚙ DONATION ALERT ⚙ ㅇㅇ donated 1,000 won! [If you think that, why'd you pull out the alarm trumpet at this hour...?] ...Honestly, forcing a wake-up on a guy enlisting tomorrow with that trumpet? Yeah, I'm... pretty sorry. A lot sorry.
"That was... my bad..."
But I apologized, so cut me some slack...
💬 Live Chat -"My bad" coming out of this bitch's mouth lolololol -Holy shit first time seeing her apologize -Info) Yeah, actually her first apology -Friend enlisting tomorrow, you're a legend fr "Um, is the guy enlisting tomorrow still here...?"
⚙ DONATION ALERT ⚙ ㅇㅇ donated 1,000 won! [Yeah, still awake.] "Th-this might be too much, but..."
💬 Live Chat -No way? -Nah, no way right? -If she doubles down and implodes rn, S-tier lol -She could totally pull it off lol "I'll give you some army pro tips, so please! Just this once! Forgive me for real!"
💬 Live Chat -? -? -? ⚙ DONATION ALERT ⚙ ㅇㅇ donated 1,000 won! [How the hell do you know that?] Ideology check? That's putting on armor.
The real battlefield... the abyss defense war starts now...!
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Anyway, looking back on my army life now, it was mostly bad memories.
Everyone else says only good ones stick after discharge, so why are my bad ones so vivid?
Or maybe it had to be that way.
⚙ ARMY FLASHBACK ⚙ [Min-uk, terminal dance ti~me.] [Private Lee Min-uk! Starting right now!] My senior was a psychopath who made an 80kg+ fatty do a sexy dance,
⚙ ARMY FLASHBACK ⚙ [Uh... th-that... L-Lee Min-seok Private...?] [...It's Lee Min-uk.] and my junior was an attention-seeker who couldn't remember his direct senior's name after two months at the unit.
Looking back, it was a truly tumultuous army life.
Thanks to those folks, I could forget my Mythic Weapon turning to trash and focus solely on service,
and even now, with my savings and military pension gone and stuck as a girl, I've adapted somehow—so it wasn't entirely useless.
If I'd had a normal army stint, I'd probably still be raging at the sky for my money back, unadjusted to Lee Min-ji's body.
At least the army honed my mental fortitude to some degree.
Anyway.
"Whatever you do, don't wear thick clothes before entering basic. They'll just make you box 'em up and ship home. You'll suffer needlessly packing."
First things first, dodge the abyss.
💬 Live Chat -That one's real ;; -Suffered in winter enlistment wearing thick puffer -Brought tons of snacks cluelessly and regretted "They give guards for individual combat training, but they're garbage, so buy personal wrist and ankle guards. And during marches, don't drag your feet 'cause you're tired—it'll blister for sure."
From fresh basic training arrival to the discharge moment,
"Once assigned to your unit, go all-in for the first couple months like you're dead anyway. Skipping and getting caught just makes it worse."
I slowly dredged up memories, pulling out the most helpful tips.
"It'll suck hard at the time, but use any free moments inside for self-improvement. You'll regret it post-discharge for sure."
Individually, they sound like "This is a pro tip?" but piled up, they somehow rang true.
After blasting an hour of my personal army life hacks...
⚙ DONATION ALERT ⚙ ㅇㅇ donated 1,000 won! [Why do you know so much??] 💬 Live Chat -How tf does she know all this? lololol -This is vet level -Who the hell are you The chat, itching to send me to the abyss, had gone suspiciously quiet.
More like, they were too busy suspecting how suspiciously army-savvy I was to even think of it.
⚙ DONATION ALERT ⚙ ㅇㅇ donated 1,000 won! [Thanks so much, just pranked once but you explained too well, kinda overwhelmed. Heading to bed for now!] "No worries, I'm the one who should apologize. Stay safe out there."
💬 Live Chat -Bye take care -Safe travels.. -Health first fr And so, the abyss defense war ended in my perfect defensive victory.
I racked up misunderstandings like "BF told her" or "Ex-NCO/officer?" but...
Eh, I'm alive, so it's fine.
⚙ DONATION ALERT ⚙ ㅇㅇ donated 1,000 won! [Thought we could abyss this bitch but she dodged, sadge Saintess fans upvote lol] 💬 Live Chat -Upvote -Dodge queen ;; -How do you know so much lol -Upvoted x3 "Ugh, so tired..."
This battlefield was a brutal melee even a battle-hardened vet like me couldn't seize control easily.
Ambushed with no prep time, and viewers pounced relentlessly, no mercy.
I scraped by, but my mental fatigue was through the roof.
"Gonna rest 5 mins, throat hurts too."
By victor's rights, I declared a mid-stream break.
No rules in this duel, and whether losers accepted was up to them.
💬 Live Chat -Talked nonstop for almost an hour yeah -Fair -Nooo don't go -Gotta hit the bathroom too then As fellow warriors with pride, they graciously accepted my call.
"Nngh... haa..."
With soothing white noise BGM, I reclined my gaming chair fully.
Music brings calm, recline brings drowsiness—the perfect sleep setup.
Perfect for...
sleep...
Oh.
Sleeping...
Bad...
"Kuuu..."
⚙ DONATION ALERT ⚙ ㅇㅇ donated 5,000 won! [Where did this bitch go?] 💬 Live Chat -Asleep? -She's out lolololol -? -Wtf is she doing? -No sleeping on stream you psycho bitch "Phewww..."
⚙ DONATION ALERT ⚙ ㅇㅇ donated 1,000 won! [She's really asleep..] So...
sleepy.
Aftermath later.
⚙ DONATION ALERT ⚙ ㅇㅇ donated 5,000 won! [So what's next?] 💬 Live Chat -Yeah -...Should we sleep too? -Not sleepy -Shouldn't we wake this psycho bitch? -Won't she get banned? Gonna sleep first.