I woke up one day only to find out I had turned into a literal son of a bitch.
A human soul trapped inside the body of a dog.

But hey, since things already ended up this way, why not use my human intellect to live a lazy, luxurious life as a 'Genius Dog'?

I just wanted free food, headpats, and a comfortable place to sleep. So why are the empire's most powerful noble ladies, saintesses, and beast-girls looking at me with such... hungry eyes?