Chapter 55
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Translator: Silver Dragon
Chapter: 55
Chapter Title: Presenting This Month's Player of the Month Award
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While Jesus Joo was looking after Johan, Song Yu-na filmed a video to upload to her YouTube channel and sent it to her former agency in Korea. The agency quickly edited it and posted it online.
Hello, U&I fam! I'm Yu-na, living the happy married life in Madrid, raising our baby!
Today! To celebrate finally surpassing 3 million subscribers on our YouTube channel! We've got a subscriber event ready!
I was pondering what to do for it when my husband casually tossed me the La Liga Player of the Month award and told me to use it for the event!
I was shocked and turned it down, saying no need, but he hugged me tight and said you're more precious than any award... Kyaa~! Isn't he just too cool?
~‾͟͟͞(((ꎤ ><)̂—̳͟͞͞o (Earth)
And there's also a signed jersey and cleats from my husband, so please show it lots of love! Thank you!
Event details are in the description below.
Don't ask in the comments. Too lazy to answer.
(´ω`)
Ugh. Jesus bro's too cringy.
But really giving away the Player of the Month? Is he nuts?
If you win it, jackpot. How much resale value?
No idea...
Sell to Real Madrid, they'd pay top dollar. These guys watched U&I and posted on their SNS lololol
Lmaoooo Real Madrid riding the hype train?
Damn, they posted that super quick lololol
Whoever wins it, we don't know. But if you do win in the subscriber event, we'll buy it from you. So please return Jesus's Player of the Month award to us.
Requís panicking and posting after seeing the YouTube vid lololol
No way! La Liga POTM as a subscriber giveaway? lol Amazing.
Jejeje That's why I love JeJesus. Always brings the fun chaos.
Jaja What a star player.
Wait, for real!? Really giving away La Liga POTM??? wwwwwwww
(Screenshot of RealMadrid official SNS post)
Desperate notice lol
(Jesus Joo La Liga POTM estimated resale value)
If you're a soccer noob dreaming of winning the subscriber event, upvote lol
Whoa... lol Why's the POTM so expensive?
Fr, lights a fire in collectors' souls.
Real Madrid just hyping the price.
Last week's lotto jackpot was 800 mil, but Jesus bro's POTM resale is 1.3 bil? Can't pass this up.
Way better than lotto...
(U&I hits 5 million subs)
Just one day after event announcement, up 2 million.
Too many people who'll drink drain water if it's free.
So you're sitting it out?
Subbed first and entered lol
What's this? - If it's found you posted hate about Jesus Joo or his family, disqualified and win revoked.
Telling haters to GTFO
Fuck. I posted in soccer community that Jesus bro sprinkling chicken was baseless. Is that hate?
└ Yup, you're disqualified.
Jesus bro, forgive me just once!
No, rules are rules.
Entry denied! lololololololol
Fuck. No mercy bitch.
└ lololololol instant rage lol
Exactly.
Disqualified noob goes dark mode ON! lololol
The subscriber event Yu-na and I prepared seems to have captured massive public attention.
[Historic First: JeJesus Gives Away La Liga Player of the Month in Subscriber Event.]
[RFEF Elder Unhappy with JeJesus's Event: 'He Should Respect Other POTM Nominees.']
[Soccer Analyst: 'Since JeJesus Arrived, Soccer's Popularity Among Youth Is Reviving. Was This the Superstar We Needed?']
[Song Yu-na's U&I Channel Rapidly Gaining Subs; Some Complain of Bought Followers.]
Who's complaining?
The reporter.
Article full of reporter's ugly jealousy... Love it!
"Hiiing... Should we cancel now and prepare something else?"
Yu-na made a pouty face at how much bigger it had blown up than expected. I gently stroked her cute cheek.
"If we cancel, they'll just hate on that instead. We already announced it, so let's go through with it."
As planned, we did a YouTube live stream, drawing numbers like a real lottery. We called the winner, and Luis García ended up at our house.
"I just don't get it. Why'd you enter?"
"Well... I'm a subscriber too. Entered for fun, and boom, I win."
"Say hi to the subscribers first."
Luis García awkwardly faced the camera and greeted the U&I subscribers.
"Uh... Luis García, number 8 for Real Madrid. Nice to meet you."
As Luis García greeted the camera, the chat exploded.
You rigged it, right!? Right!?
Fuck! Give me my 10 bil! You bastard!
Amid a parade of all sorts of crazies raising rigging claims and acting like the award was theirs despite not winning, we ignored the chat, handed Luis García my Player of the Month award right away, took proof pics, and wrapped up.
"...Wait, you're really giving this to me? I don't need it. Can't we redraw?"
"Then open your own YouTube channel and redraw. We're too lazy."
They said you'd become a legend in life, and here you are...
Guy's loaded and still wins this.
This draw is rigged. Doesn't make sense.
Why use translator for posts, dude.
Jesus bro speaks Spanish, idiot.
"Wooo! Congrats to winner Luis García! See you in the next video!"
"Please keep loving the U&I channel!"
Explain! Explain! Explain!
Explain! Explain! Explain!
The chat was on fire, but whatever.
Yu-na and I ended the live with bright smiles. After it ended, Luis García checked his smartphone amid nonstop notifications and asked me for help with a baffled look.
Bzzz- Bzzz- Bzzz-
"Amigo, what's this? Why are birds flying all over my SNS?"
He showed me his SNS, swarming with likes and comments.
"Beats me."
For reference, my SNS and Yu-na's YouTube were spotless.
Guess the info flood effect from earlier is still lingering.
[JeJesus YouTube Draw Winner: Luis García?]
[Luis García, Event Winner, Donates JeJesus's POTM to Real Madrid JeJesus Museum.]
[Real Madrid Receives JeJesus POTM from Luis García: 'Per His Wishes, We'll Donate the Allocated Purchase Funds to the Community.']
[Real Madrid Donates to Community, Trains in High Spirits Ahead of Away Game at Anoeta vs Real Sociedad in League Rd 15.]
[Valverde: 'Real Sociedad Is Good. But We Might Be a Bit Better.']
[Real Sociedad's Young Coach Josep Sala: 'We'll Give Our All for Victory.']
90+5', Second Half.
Real Madrid 0 : 1 Real Sociedad
Underdog Real Sociedad on the verge of giant-killing Real Madrid!
Real Sociedad players are incredible! Blocking Real Madrid attacks with their bodies!
Whack-!
Luis Díaz blocks Roberto Fabianski's shot with his face! Corner to Real Sociedad. They counter instantly!
[David Sánchez's through ball! A bit long!]
[Manuel Francisco Dusantos! Fast! He gets the ball. Standoff with Sergio Pepe. Manuel Francisco Dusantos body-feints Pepe and shoots!]
Ter Stegen's super save! Vladimir Rzovic clears safely out for touch.
[Camera on Real Sociedad's #9, Manuel Francisco Dusantos.]
[Amazing player. Early in the first half, he calmly finished a counter chance.]
[Manuel Francisco Dusantos hit Real Madrid hard at lightning speed. Whew, what a mouthful name.]
[Transfer from Flamengo this season. Called the Second Garrincha there, same name vibes.]
[As we speak, Manuel's cross caught by Ter Stegen. He pops up quick for a long kick to Roberto Fabianski, but ref's whistle blows.]
[Full time. La Liga Rd 15, Real Madrid vs Real Sociedad: Sociedad wins 1-0, takes 3 points.]