Chapter 54
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Translator: Silver Dragon
Chapter: 54
Chapter Title: vs Atlético Madrid - 2
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After Paolo Nesta left the pitch with his mentality shattered, I lost all interest in the match against Atlético Madrid.
Was it time for me to clock out too?
As I wandered the pitch aimlessly, contemplating heading home, Atlético Madrid's central midfielder caught my eye.
Come to think of it, that bastard had thrown me to the ground right at the start of the game. But what the hell was he doing now? Sure, I didn't usually bother with defense, but I couldn't stand watching him wiggle his ass in front of me while dribbling.
I launched a quick, deep tackle at the central midfielder dribbling right in front of me.
Shwick-!
"Puta!!"
I cleanly stripped the ball away with my tackle. Atlético Madrid players with stunned expressions filled my view.
What kind of image did they have of me on the pitch that they were this shocked by a simple tackle?
I ignored the Atlético Madrid players' reactions and attempted a dribble.
I nutmegged through Stefan Savić's legs, who had a tense look on his face. I followed up by nutmegging Diego Velázquez as he desperately stretched out for a scissor tackle to block my shooting angle. Then, I chipped the ball through the onrushing Van der Burgt goalkeeper's side to score another goal.
"Vamos!!"
Pretending to head toward the cheering Real Madrid away fans, I lowered the guards of Sergio Pepe and Vladimir Lazović before sprinting straight to the section where the Atlético Madrid home fans were.
Whoosh-!
After a flying kick into the corner flag, I lay flat on the ground, flailing my arms and legs wildly like a kid throwing a tantrum for a toy.
"Wah! I'm baby Jesus!"
But in the middle of my celebration, something felt off.
"……."
Why wasn't anyone getting mad? Why were they all closing their eyes like they'd seen something they shouldn't?
Harboring my doubts, I simply left the pitch at the referee's dismissal order and headed home.
Match end.
Real Madrid 4 : 0 Atlético Madrid.
God's Wall Paolo Nesta Crumbles Before the God of Soccer. "He was a disaster."
Simeone Coach Wraps Arms Around Paolo Nesta. "Paolo gave 200% in his role."
"Too cruel a match for young prospect Paolo Nesta."
"Jesus Joo is younger than Paolo Nesta."
"Defenders who got shredded by Messi mostly became world-class. If he can't handle that kind of shock, he was never cut for it anyway. Nesta's not the type to break over something like this."
"I told you, that guy's insane!"
"Thinking back, during the game he yelled at me to get up, not to give up, not to break, that I was Italy's pride. I thought it was mockery at the time, but now I realize it was sincere. Like Jesus said, I won't break over this. I'll grow and one day block him for sure."
"Holy shit, now there are two crazies?"
"Ignore Luis García. It's just ugly jealousy from a petty man. We follow where Jesus leads and trust him."
"Honestly, the first celebration pissed me off. The second one just hurt my eyes. Jesus Joo's celebrations were visual terrorism."
"If you're gonna do that celebration, at least do it in front of the opponents' fans. Even a yellow card and missing the next game would be happier."
Jesus Joo's celebrations selected as the world's most hated.
The celebrations I showed off in the Atlético Madrid match were selected as the TOP 3 most unwanted celebrations in the world.
[Jesus Joo's Celebration Ranked World's Most Unwanted]
Hmm. Even I have to admit they look pretty awful.
But Yu-na seemed to love them for some reason. She spent the whole day looping my "wah baby Jesus" series on repeat, bursting into laughter.
"Hehehe, Jesus is so cute."
I snuck up behind Yu-na, hugged her, puffed out my cheeks, and acted cute.
"Am I not cute now?"
At that, Yu-na grinned widely and grabbed my dick. Her touch made my lower body heavy.
"Hng. Our cute Jesus... Should big sis show you something nice?"
Just as we were about to ignite passionately...
"Wah! Waaaaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaah!"
We heard Johan's cries.
We let out deflated laughs.
"…We'll do it later, right?"
"Yeah, I'll take care of Johan."
"Nah, let's go together."
We headed to Johan.
"Ogo ogo, did our Johan cry because he missed Mommy?"
Yu-na skillfully checked his diaper first and, finding nothing wrong, offered her breast. Johan quietly suckled.
That milk should have been mine!
Was this NTR?
Damn it, Johan!
Joking aside.
Watching Yu-na feed Johan filled me with happiness. Seeing them made me think my past 200 years of life existed just for this moment.
"Baa-!"
If I fail the mission this life and regress, I'd probably go insane.
As I was lost in thought, Johan finished the milk from Yu-na's small breast and reached his arms toward me.
Oh my god! So adorable!
I grinned like an idiot and picked up Johan.
Snuggled in my arms, he beamed.
And started babbling.
"Ah! Ahba ahba!"
Oh my god! Did Johan just call me dada!?
"Yu-na! Our Johan's a genius!!!"
I shouted excitedly at Yu-na, who was now filming us with the camera.
She burst out laughing, capturing this moment.
"Pfft— Honey, wave at the camera with Johan."
I knew this moment was precious.
"Johan, say dada. Dada."
"Ahba-!"
Feeling Johan's warm body heat in my arms brought a smile to my face naturally.
Everyone, big news! Big news! Johan started calling dada with his babbling already!
(Jesus Joo beaming while holding Johan)
My hubby looks so happy.
I'm glad to see him like this, though a bit jealous he didn't call mom first?
Anyway, seeing my happy husband makes me happy too! o('▽')o
Call mama next time too, Johan! Love you (๑ơ ₃ ơ)♥
Shocked that Jesus bro can smile normally for once.
Yeah, he always smirks like he's pissed. Thought that was his smile lol
Your happy life looks so nice ^^
Ah! Planning a giveaway for hitting 3M YouTube subs soon—stay tuned!
Wouldn't it be better to make a new post instead of announcing in comments?
But making a new post is such a hassle?(⊙﹏⊙)
Lmaoooo ultimate laziness wanna spank Juna right there
Those emotes are so cringy
Due to accumulated warnings leading to a sending-off, I was suspended for the next league match and took vacation from the club.
The Champions League group stage was already secured in 1st place anyway. Manager Valverde decided to rest the starters and give experience to the prospects in the squad, starting a lineup heavy on young talents for the 5th group match.
Whatever the result, it wasn't my concern.
What mattered to me was that Johan was currently trying to roll over.
Ooh—! You got it—! You got it!
Thud-!
Ouch! So close!
"Wah-"
As Johan failed the roll and flopped over, starting to cry, I rushed over and scooped him up.
"Agua agu, Daddy's here, Johan!"
"Kyarr- Ahba-"
The moment I held him, he laughed gleefully as if he'd never been about to cry, groping my face with his tiny hands. I couldn't help but smile.
Sigh. I want to retire as soon as possible.
By the way, I wonder how Yu-na's doing with the subscriber giveaway using the La Liga Player of the Month award I gave her.