Chapter 56
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Translator: Silver Dragon
Chapter: 56
Chapter Title: vs Levante
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After the loss to Real Sociedad, the media started tearing into us relentlessly.
Arrogance Leads to Crushing Defeat. Real Sociedad Pulls Off Stunning Giant-Killing
Valverde's Arrogant Starting Lineup Filled with Hubris
Valverde Benches Roberto Fabianksi Too in Game Without Jesus Joo
Manuel Francisco Dus Santos Strikes Real Madrid with Blazing Speed, Catches Barcelona's Eye
Colchester United. Shocking Loss to Relegation Fodder. Parallel to Real Madrid?
Every sports fan in the world wants their team to win every match and ultimately lift the trophy.
Well, except in that one peninsula where the team that's gone 60 years without a title is somehow the most popular...
That's a unique case. Generally, the teams with the most titles have the biggest fanbases.
Anyway, Real Madrid fans who witnessed the defeat to Real Sociedad erupted in predictable fury.
"Valverde! OUT!"
"Valverde, step down!"
Knock it off, you guys! Can't you see our manager's hair is already thinning!
Jesus Joo speaks out to protesting fans: 'Valverde is an excellent manager. He's always seeking ways for the team to win. You can tell how hard he works just by watching his hairline recede day by day.'
The manager's glare during that interview was pretty intense. Must've been my imagination.
"Valverde's office even has a cot because he's such a dedicated manager. Even if he is a bit thin on top."
On the way home after the interview.
As usual, I logged into the online communities to check the domestic buzz.
(Some fancy-looking meme image)
I'm hungry. Chicken please. UwU.
LMAOOOOOOOO
What a troll, insane bastard lololol
Bank details.
Thank you, bro!
Bro, I think you sent it to the wrong account.
1818 won? Bro...
Bro? Why's the transfer notification off?
LOLOLOLOLOL
He said fuck off lolol
Damn, got rich. Made 1818 won in 3 minutes lol
I got a scare thinking I'd done something wrong.
Internet communities really are where all the crazies gather.
Definitely full of unhinged folks.
Sigh.
With an inward sigh, I kept browsing and spotted an intriguing post title.
(Photo of Joo Yoon smiling brightly)
Those sparkling eyes already radiate soccer genius vibes.
Upvote if you agree.
Upvoted... Future national team ace
Next-next national team captain.
Shouldn't we start calling him up to the national team for experience?
Jesus bro's son, of course Johan's a genius too.
Why are you guys hyping already lol
Hmm. Joo Yoon really is a genius, isn't he?
I quietly upvoted the post.
Praise for the kid always puts a smile on my face.
15th minute of the first half
Real Madrid 0 : 0 Levante
Against Levante's deep ten-back defense, we patiently peeled back their layers. When I received the ball from Luka Savić, Levante's defenders flinched.
I eyed their huddled defense like a tortoise shell, scanning for gaps. A tiny space between defenders caught my eye.
Is that even possible? It was that narrow. But my body was already moving.
I threaded the ball between a Levante defender's legs as he lunged. A crack formed in their line, opening space for Roberto Fabianksi. I chipped it gently into his path.
Instant perfect chance. Roberto took my pass and unleashed a one-touch shot without hesitation.
As Roberto struck, a defender's foot grazed where the ball had been.
You almost got it there. That would've been Lautaro Martínez.
Instead of celebrating, Roberto bolted straight to me. I nodded back with a slightly creeped-out look.
"Vamos!!! Hala! Jesus!"
Hmm... a bit overwhelming.
"Jesus Joo breaks through! Jesus Joo, Jesus Joo! Passes to Roberto Fabianksi!"
"GOOOOOOAL! Roberto Fabianksi scores from Jesus Joo's pass! Jesus notches his 5th league assist!"
Why so few assists from this guy? Way less than his goals ;;
He finishes himself instead of passing.
Greedy much?
More like he doesn't trust his teammates.
Lolol if he can't trust Real teammates, nat'l team games must be frustrating af.
That's why he skips A-matches? Too frustrating lol
Ah...!!
"Roberto Fabianksi runs to Jesus Joo, who assisted his goal."
Fabianksi sometimes gives off cult fanatic vibes, kinda scary.
Messi had De Paul, Jesus has Roberto Fabianksi
"What a pass... Piercing that tiny gap to crack the defense, then lofting it perfectly to Roberto Fabianksi in a better spot without greed. No wonder he's compared to Messi."
But he's South Korean, right?
Harder than winning with Argentina lol
Fr, WC win with Korea = undisputed GOAT no cap
"Haha, can he hear us? Jesus pulls off Messi's sky-pointing celebration."
So damn cool.
But he didn't score tho?
It's cool, let it slide.
40th minute of the first half.
Real Madrid 1 : 0 Levante
Even after conceding first, Levante stayed parked in their half.
For a relegation battler like them, minimizing the goal difference was obvious.
We rolled the ball slowly too, avoiding risky attacks that could lead to injuries while ahead. The game dragged on. As we didn't press aggressively, their defenders' focus waned visibly.
At that moment of complacency...
"Luis!"
I dropped deep and received from Luis García.
Damn, why'd he pass it to my right foot, no sense.
I inwardly cursed Luis and curled it with my less accurate right foot, whatever happens happens.
"Ah... fuck, right foot just doesn't cut it."
Aimed for the top right corner, but it sailed wide, leaving regret.
Man, left foot and it'd be in.
As I turned away disappointed, massive cheers exploded at Santiago Bernabéu.
"Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!"
"You mad bastard! Jesus, you absolute madman!!!"
"Oh! My Lord! My Lord! My Lord!"
Roberto Fabianksi and Luis García charged me roaring. Pinned to the ground instantly, I failed to grasp the situation and spat curses.
"...Fuck. You're heavy, get off me you bastards!"
"Luis García passes to Jesus. Jesus shoots on the turn! Oh, it's sailing out... Wait, what?"
The ball, thought to be going out, suddenly bent wickedly and rippled the net. The caster froze mid-sentence.
Unlike the stunned caster, the hyped Spanish commentator leaped up, reacting like he'd scored himself.
"GOOOOOOOOOOAL! GOOOOOOOOOOAL! GOOOOOOOOOOAL! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Insane shot! Unbelievable goal!"
The caster snapped out of it thanks to the Spanish hype, calming him before continuing.
"Jesus Joo's wonder goal! Thought it was out, but it curved massively into the top corner."
"A shot only the God of Soccer, Jesus Joo, could pull off. Puskás Award this season is his already. Stunning and beautiful goal."
"¡Dios mio! Jesus! Before the goal's even confirmed, he strolls to the center circle like it's nothing."
"It's routine for him. Ah... God of Soccer!"
"Real Madrid fans all standing and roaring. Understandable. Sitting through a goal like that? Only those famously stoic Germans would!"
"Madrid, Madrid, Madrid, ¡Hala madrid!"
"Y nada más, y nada más, ¡Hala madrid!"
"It's echoing! Hala Madrid, now his anthem, resounding through Santiago Bernabéu!"
"80,000 worshippers at Santiago Bernabéu praising the greatness of the God of Soccer."