Chapter 43
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Translator: Silver Dragon
Chapter: 43
Chapter Title: Goal and Colchester United
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[Jesus Joo Nears Acquisition of England's National League Colchester United.]
While my agent, Doo-sik hyung, was negotiating the acquisition price with the owner of Colchester United, Goal—my child after 200 years—was about to make his entrance into the world.
Tremble, tremble—
Even for an old monster like me who'd lived 200 years, becoming a dad was a first. What if something went wrong with Yu-na? Wasn't she too young to give birth? Look at her body! Could such a delicate woman really handle childbirth properly? All sorts of worries flooded my mind.
Tremble, tremble—
My growing anxiety had my leg bouncing nonstop when the grandfather next door, President Nuñez, calmed me down with his steady voice.
"It'll be fine. Relax."
So lost in my nerves that nothing registered, I nearly snapped at him for a second. But then it hit me—he was kindly filling in for Doo-sik hyung during his absence for the acquisition talks, alongside sister-in-law Soo-yeon.
"Hmm. Say, Jesus. Does your son have a godfather? If not, I'd like to take that role."
Now that this regression loop might finally break, everything around me felt a bit different.
In my past life, I'd have shot down an offer like that instantly. But this time, I couldn't help thinking: what if something happens right after I break the loop? What about the kid?
Memories surfaced of teammates like Luis García, Roberto Fabianski, Luka Savić, Pedro Rodríguez, and others offering to be godfather.
Such grateful words. But when Nuñez mentioned it, I instantly compared their fortunes to his.
They say it's custom to buy gifts for the godfather's family at Christmas too.
Finishing that thought, I thanked President Nuñez.
"Sure, we'd be grateful if you would."
He flashed a satisfied smile at my answer.
"Heh heh heh heh."
While I chatted with President Nuñez, Yu-na safely gave birth.
"Waaah—!"
Following the nurse's guidance, I carefully cradled the baby.
A fluffy warmth bloomed in my chest.
This kid was really mine? I could hardly believe it.
"Waaah—"
I'd never dreamed the cries of fussy babies could bring such joy. I stared at him with a goofy grin plastered on my face, while sister-in-law and Nuñez—now the baby's godfather—watched us with warm smiles.
"Oh my, he looks just like the young master. Definitely a handsome boy."
"Yep, born to wear the white kit well."
I couldn't agree with them.
Hmm... He was still all wrinkly and kinda ugly right now.
Hehe. Goal was born yesterday!
(Photo of Goal)
So cute, right? (๑•́ ω •̀๑)
Looks like he'll grow up super handsome, just like his dad.
Hubby skipped club training today to watch Goal. Luckily, the kind neighbor grandpa understood after hearing the situation and nodded along!
(Photo of Jesus Joo holding Goal, with Nuñez's arm around his shoulder.)
Oh! And the neighbor grandpa became Goal's godfather! ( ✧Д✧)
Didn't know what a godfather was at first, but hubby explained: someone who looks after the kid until adulthood if anything happens to us!
We were worried since we have no relatives—such a relief!
Oh! Gaming YouTube videos might be tough for a while! Sorry, everyone. (´∩`)
I'll be back with even better content soon!
Please wait just a bit! (ノ´`)ノ*: ・゚
Godfather is the world's biggest construction company chairman lololol
Jesus hyung's SNS shows Luis García, Luka Savić, Roberto Fabianski, etc., all offered too but got turned down lolol
Reason? Legend status. Those three combined don't even hit 1/1000th of Nuñez's wealth lolol
Love his consistent vibe. Jesus hyung.
Consistent reminds me—y'all see this? Comparing Jesus hyung's World Cup pics to now. Dude's gotten way softer. (link)
Whoa... World Cup era he looked like a cold-blooded killer who wouldn't bleed if stabbed.
Now he's just a total dad simp lolol
Thanks for loving my hubby, everyone. But why's my SNS all about him and nothing about me? Talk about me too! (૭ ◉༬◉)૭⁾⁾⁾⁾
Yu-na! You're pretty!
Hehe. Thank you!
Jesus hyung's SNS got invaded by the whites. Cut us some slack
Yu-na! Pretty! Congrats!
Sickooo!! The whites are invading here too!!!
Damn, this was our last safe haven!! All Koreans assemble!!! Defend our shelter from the whites!!
Real Madrid
Valdebebas first-team training ground.
Among the gathered Real Madrid players, those in the "Jesus faction" had been protesting loudly against Jesus Joo since morning training.
"Boooooo—! Slave to dirty capital!"
"Jesus, awaken!!"
"Frontman for the bourgeoisie!!"
"Jesus, awaken!!"
Jesus Joo picked his ear nonchalantly in the face of the protesters and stated his opinion boldly.
"If you're jealous, make more money."
The protesters jeered playfully once more at his remark.
"Booooo—! Discriminating with your wealth"
"Jesus, awaken!!"
"Frontman for the bourgeoisie!!"
"Jesus, awaken!!"
Jesus burst out laughing at their reaction, and the protesters dropped the joke, approaching to congratulate him.
"¡Ay, amigo! Congrats!"
"Gracias."
Accepting their cheers, Jesus thought to himself.
'Ah. Hope I can clock out early. Miss Goal.'
Ahead of afternoon training, he bonded with the veterans over their shared "new dad" status, sharing a table for lunch.
"Jesus! Doesn't the world look new now that you're a dad?"
"Everything's fresh. Can't wait to get home to my son. No clue why Jorginho didn't retire and played one more season."
"Heh heh, once real parenting kicks in, you'll get it."
Afternoon training wrapped up smoothly too.
"Alejandro!!"
Screeech—sway—
"Yeah~"
Back home, Doo-sik hyung—who'd returned from the UK trip—and his daughter Hye-na were playing with Goal.
"Uncle!!"
Hye-na, giggling at Goal, spotted me and came sprinting over, latching on and chattering away with her little mouth.
"Goal's so cute! Wanna play with him quick!"
I patted Hye-na's head and glanced at Doo-sik hyung. Sister-in-law soon pried Hye-na off me like a cicada and took her back to Goal. Hyung flashed a thumbs-up, signaling the negotiations succeeded.
"Acquisition price around 5 billion. Club finances aren't dire—solid deal. Issue is the manager's old and retiring. Most staff under him are bailing too. The ones staying seem incompetent or unpopular. Probably need a full staff overhaul."
Hearing Doo-sik hyung, a perfect manager candidate popped into my head.
"Hyung, hold on."
I cut him off and messaged the guy I'd already mentally appointed.
Ay Amigo, fun playing with the kids?
Hola! Jesus, what's up?
Heard the news. Acquiring that Colchester team in England?
Yep. Pretty much done deal. But there's a snag.
Manager's quitting.
Tired of babysitting La Fábrica kids? How about managing Colchester United? Non-pro league, but one promotion gets you pro. Interested?
Hmm. Tempting. Babysitting doesn't suit me. But gotta hear terms. What're you offering?
Hey Amigo~ Terms between us?
Ooh. Sounds fun, Jesus. Talk later.
Ay. Joke. Can chat with Nuñez for 4 La Fábrica prospects on loan.
Maybe transfers for some. With buyback, of course.
Nearly full authority otherwise.
My salary?
Ah. I'll manage the prospect pool. I spot gems, right?
Damn. Dodge much? Match my current salary at least. Will squeeze more on promotion.
I'll squeeze Real too by then. Plenty of room.
Oh right. Forgot to ask. Got UEFA cert?
Ha. Rookie. Nah, boss now. Boss. Got UEFA-A at 31.
Third tier no problem. Applaud.
Tsk. Should've prepped UEFA Pro.
No foresight as usual.
Hostia Puta Madre
Joke. Lead Colchester well. For my asset growth.
Yes, boss.
Manager secured. Pedro could handle staff too. Just finalize the acquisition. I nodded and told Doo-sik hyung to proceed.
He eyed the vacant GM spot.
"GM position's open. How about me?"
I shut it down cold.
"Hyung, you got no eye for prospects. Nah. Stick to agenting."
Might seem harsh for family-like hyung, but as I've said a million times, he needs it blunt. Dude's so dense, polite talk would've had him GM-ing EPL dominators in his dreams by now.
"..."
I left sulking Doo-sik hyung and headed to the room to see Goal.
[Jesus Joo Successfully Acquires Colchester United! Manager: Pedro Rodríguez, Former Real Madrid Captain!]
La Fábrica prospects interested in Colchester loans too
Real Madrid connections
This guy's network ball is insane. In Korea it'd be "old regime" cries.
Getting those cries in-game already
Pls nerf for real, every mid-range shot goes in
That's cuz you don't control GK