Chapter 60
Chapter 60
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 60
Chapter Title: Santa Girl VS Rudolph
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Most people look forward to the weekend and curse the arrival of weekdays.
The reason is obvious.
You have to work on weekdays, but you can rest on weekends.
If forced to choose between labor and rest,
unless you're a workaholic obsessed with the grind, most would pick the latter, right?
Of course, there are those with idle weekdays and those who can't rest even on weekends.
But such exceptions don't show up in the statistics.
The world always covers everything under the name of "average."
Everyone thinks the same thing as Sunday evening passes and Monday morning approaches.
"If only I could rest one more day."
"If weekdays were only two days and weekends five."
"If tomorrow never came."
They reject the coming weekdays, wishing today would last forever.
These are the thoughts born from stress and fatigue built up in the daily grind of weekdays, not yet fully released.
That's why, perhaps,
when people learned that the villain in a subculture game aimed for a "zero-day workweek"—
every day a weekend—they cheered him on, praised him, and hailed him as a hero.
Humans, born with the sin of sloth from the beginning, are creatures who shun weekdays and love weekends.
But if every day were really a weekend, would people be happy?
If every day is a weekend, it's no longer a weekend.
Happiness shines through anticipation, and as I've said many times, humans are a species that quickly loses interest.
If days of doing nothing continue,
people might soon say, "Even playing is a hassle."
In the end, weekends shine because weekdays exist.
Eternal rest isn't happiness—it's a halt to daily life.
Though saying this to an office worker buried in overtime and all-nighters might earn me a punch to the gut multiple times.
So why am I ranting about weekends again?
Well...
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Your account is temporarily suspended due to violation of operating policies.] [Time until release: 15:11:59] After my stream got suspended, I realized holidays aren't all that great.
Resting? Sure, it's nice.
Just yesterday, I watched movies with Suha Yam and had some drinks.
Today, we collabed at her place and ate chicken.
The rest of the time, I lurked on communities, checking out fun threads and killing time.
...And then came the crushing boredom and ennui.
I've done all that, and still bored? What gives?
Well, that's precisely because I had all that spare time in the first place.
Despite cramming in so much, there were still 15 hours left until release—
this wasn't a holiday; it was closer to torture.
💬 Ias Doomsday Gallery — Saintess Nice Title: Sooo bored Entertain me — Grape Candy Saintess-chan, still suspended? — Saintess Nice Yeah Anon Did the gallery die? Why so dead? — Saintess Nice For real... — Saintess Nice Damn... I'm so bored... — Saintess Nice Tactical nuke drop...? — Grape Candy No one left to get hit anyway Exhausted by nonstop no-dates, most users had left, so even replies were rare now.
Those interested in the PVP tournament were busy prepping,
and the rest had probably quit until the big patch.
Leaving the ghost town that was Doomsday Gallery behind,
all I could do was wait for the suspension timer to hit zero.
The silver lining? It was only three days.
Usually, bans like this are at least a week,
but I have no idea why mine was so light.
Even Suha Yam from a big corp said she'd never seen this before.
Whatever works, though.
And so,
[00:00:10]
[00:00:09]
...
[00:00:01]
After the long wait, my stream suspension finally lifted—
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Saintess Nice LIVE ON: i'm back] Confirming the channel free of the suspension notice, I hit the start stream button right away.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ -Welcome back
-Banzaaaaai
-You're back!
The wait wasn't just mine—viewers flooded in before the stream had even settled.
Probably because of this.
💬 Saintess Gallery — Saintess Bellypunch Prayer Title: Current gallery lord's mental state (confirmed) Everyone worrying she'll quit streaming or not come back even after ban ends? No need. Anyone who's watched her long knows: she never does what she doesn't want. If she hated streaming, she'd have ragequit without the drama—instead of getting hate, sexual harassment, PTSD triggers. Her self-destruct wasn't PTSD; she was just pissed and did it. Bet she's regretting it now, just waiting for release. She lives for trolling viewers, seeing reactions. Like a dog won't quit shitting, she won't quit trolling on stream. Guarantee: stream goes live the second 72 hours end. — Anon You're the gallery lord lmao — Anon How do you know so well? lol — Anon Thought she'd quit at first, but this makes me think not It nailed my psychology so spot-on it was scary.
Replies mostly agreed with the post.
Anyway, thanks to it, plenty were waiting right on the 72-hour mark.
[Viewers: 175] Result? Nearly 200 viewers right at launch—
that post basically advertised for me.
"Ahem, long time no see, everyone."
Just three days off, yet greeting viewers felt awkward.
Those watching both my stream and Suha Yam's wouldn't feel it, but
plenty probably only watch one.
-lol yeah
-Turned it on right away lmao
-Free at last!
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Anon donated 5,000 won!] [Modest, but tofu money for your release, Tenryeon] -Shitposting already lmao
-Think about what she did on ban day lol
"Ow, thanks."
First donation after three days, and it's curses.
Pfft, so on-brand for my viewers—I couldn't help but laugh.
'Yeah, this is it.'
Better than pity parties.
They spit and curse first—that lets me troll guilt-free.
But first,
"Thanks for the tofu money, but one correction."
Can't let facts slide.
-?
-Error?
"You said 'release,' but I don't recall serving time."
Sounds like I committed a crime.
-Just means ban lifted, no?
-Pro-complainer incoming
-Overly picky
They missed my point, calling me picky.
"Not what I meant—I didn't do anything wrong."
-?
-?
-?
What was my suspension for?
Posting gross images mid-stream, polluting viewers' eyes.
But didn't I say it a million times?
I spread them to boost immunity.
"Everyone, know how vaccinations work?"
Twisting my noble act into a policy violation—truly deplorable—
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Anon donated 5,000 won!] [Shut your trap] Hm.
"..."
Won't even fly anymore.
-Mind blown lmao
-Oof spicy
-LMAOOOO
Maybe all my past trolling built up immunity.
People shrug off my nonsense now.
No growth means extinction,
guess I gotta step it up.
"I get it—no more gross pics on stream, don't worry."
Obviously, no plans to flash them live again.
[You're doing it again?]
...Honestly, content-wise, I wondered if I could reuse it—asked Suha Yam.
[Are you insane?! Permanent ban and you're done!]
She called me nuts, I scrapped it.
-Liar no
-Bullshit lmao
-You?
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Anon donated 1,000 won!] [So no gallery terrorism either?] "...Not on stream."
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Anon donated 5,000 won!] [Knew it, crazy bitch lmao] -Knew it
-Believe her? lol
-Stop spamming Cass on gallery!!
Reconnecting with viewers after so long, slowly regaining my stream groove—
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Anon donated 1,000 won!] [How's your mental state re: past stuff?] A donation that made me grimace arrived.
-No
-Read the room ffs
-??
"Hmmm..."
Why I self-destructed mid-stream?
Some viewers fabricated my tragic past, pitied me, ruined the vibe.
Ignored my protests, so I blew up in rage.
— Anon Don't bring up past on gal lord stream fr Obvious she hates it, why do it? She said no pity needed, stop mentioning After that, "past" became taboo on my stream, an unspoken rule.
Saintess Gallery even banned the word outright.
"No clue why you all assume I have a tragic backstory."
Never once thought my life was tragic.
Parents died in a car crash when I was young,
bullied at school,
raised in an orphanage till adulthood.
'...Huh, actually kinda tragic on second thought.'
But if I say I'm fine with it, no one else gets to judge.
"I grew up in a totally normal home, so quit speculating."
-Fr
-Kids overimmersing hard
-Ahh refreshing
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Anon donated 1,000 won!] [Fr retards ruining fun with "chat too toxic" "harassment crossed line" overimmersion] "Hm... You need to quit overimmersing too..."
-Bro... harassment did cross line tho
-Why's this dude self-igniting
-Suddenly raging
Suha Yam was right: more viewers, exponentially harder to manage.
[Viewers: 401] Viewers nearly double usual—today's stream was chaos.
-Sister-in-law stuff gross af
-Your harassment more gross tbh
-Gtfo newfags ffs
Chat fights nonstop,
-Ah wanna fuck
-Guys check http://... all nude
-Aaaang kimotiii
Someone aggro-pulling with weird shit.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Anon donated 1,000 won!] [Why chat like this ffs] Maybe couldn't handle our edgier-than-average chat,
newcomers clashing with regulars.
No manager, so I handled it solo.
"Whew..."
But I knew how to defuse it.
"Everyone—"
Best way to douse a burning bait?
"Santa Girl cosplay or Rudolph—which suits me better?"
-?
-?
-?
"Christmas is two months away."
Throw bigger bait.
-Cam bang???
-Santa Girl ffs
-No santa mid = sin
-?? Real? Not aggro??
-Nah not falling for it~~ but santa pls
-Rudolph antlers tempting tho
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ Proof I'm getting streamer-savvy?
Post-ban, time flew faster than expected.
Now I catch myself: "Oh, weekend already?" "Last week already?"
And so time flowed,
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Suha Yam: Min-ji, you up?] [Suha Yam: Late = forfeit, get up!!] [Saintess Nice: Up] PVP tournament prelims day arrived.