Chapter 59
Chapter 59
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 59
Chapter Title: Bone VS Boneless
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It's a shame, but even if I accepted the result, there wasn't much I could do.
Even now, trying to intentionally lose—it wouldn't work...
"Lose—"
⚡ SKILL ACTIVATED ⚡ [Prayer: God's Shield] -Ting!
It looks like Suha Yam has completely gotten the hang of it.
— Viewer Oh lolololol — Viewer Now she's blocking before you can even say it? — Viewer Suha's skills are actually improving Just a moment ago, before I could even call out the timing for the Divine Shield, Suha's body had already reacted.
She had read the short but definite precursor to the Holy Sword with her eyes.
Well, it's only natural.
One of the cores of Ias raids is spotting the boss's precursor and preparing to dodge before the pattern even comes out.
Even in this PVP situation, reading precursors and reacting is something she's confident in.
The moment the Holy Sword keeps getting blocked, there's no way for the Paladin to beat the Saintess.
If it were an attack build instead of defensive, maybe,
But she knew I was defensive from the start, so she brought this extreme build.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ 3... ⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ 2... ⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ 1... Anyway, the second round ended just like that—
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Suha Yam] Victory! [Suha Yam] [2] [VS] [0] [SangsChiKom]
"Uwaaaah! I finally broke it!"
Suha Yam won, snapping her devastating seven-game losing streak.
— Viewer lolololololololol — Viewer You did well at the end, fair enough — Viewer Saintess Nice is a real demon when she's serious — Viewer The pro coach makes you win even if she switches builds 2 seconds before the end... — Viewer How much did she hate getting hit... ◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ "Whoa... I'm seriously exhausted..."
Probably because we'd been doing PVP nonstop, Suha Yam's face was full of fatigue.
In the end, even though this was the perfect timing to rack up points after breaking the losing streak—
"Everyone, I'm done with PVP now... I'm gonna die at this rate..."
Suha Yam declared the end of PVP and chose to take a break.
She must've figured she'd practiced enough solo and gotten plenty of laughs for the stream.
— Viewer Yeah — Viewer 8 games is plenty — Viewer 1 win 7 losses is a bit disappointing lol It was the perfect ending to the saying, "Leave 'em clapping."
⭐ Top Comment — WannaDieSaintessNice? Donated 5,000 won! [You won but I'll donate anyway] "Aigoo, thank you. Put another mission like this on next time~"
"I'm not doing it."
Am I crazy enough to do that again?
"That's not for you to decide."
"Huh?"
— Viewer lololololol — Viewer Suha's pretty crazy herself — Viewer Did Suha get influenced by Saintess Nice, or is it the other way around? — Viewer Donated 1,000 won! [So what's next?] "Good question. Maybe just chill in chat like this and end the stream..."
— Viewer Already? — Viewer Suha lost her beginner's spirit... — Viewer Hurry up and serve part 2 — Viewer Saintess Nice is here, let's go longer The viewers grumbling when it's time to end the stream— is that just standard for every broadcast?
She didn't even say she was ending it, but the chat was already full of complaints about her leaving early.
"Aigoo, who's ending? And I started early today... so bear with me just a bit."
Suha Yam's current condition was the worst it could be, and it wasn't surprising.
Hangover from the all-nighter drinking session, plus mental drain from back-to-back PVP.
Her body was already at its limit.
And yet, she kept the stream going without letting her expression slip even once.
'Is she even human...'
Sometimes, just sometimes, seeing Suha like this stirs up something like respect.
It bruises my pride.
"Oh right, if you're tired, you can go rest."
"Me?"
"Yeah, it wasn't a scheduled collab anyway... You must be exhausted too."
Honestly, I was tired.
The hangover had quieted down a bit over time, but my wrecked condition hadn't fully recovered.
And more than anything—
Grrrrumble
My stomach was empty.
I hadn't eaten anything since waking up until now.
"Ah."
— Viewer ? — Viewer What was that sound just now? — Viewer Not just me who heard it Dang, it must've been pretty loud.
No choice.
"Suha-nim, are you hungry?"
"Hey, hey hey! That was your stomach!"
"Wasn't me."
"Yaaah!"
Traditionally, fabricating once is better for mental health than boring, pedantic explanations—
— Viewer Suha got played? — Viewer lolololol — Viewer Smooth blame game ㄷㄷ — Viewer Honey trap.. — Viewer Donated 1,000 won! [Sounds like it came from Saintess Nice lol] "Right? Right?! Hey, you really wanna die?!"
Ah, busted.
"Kabai."
— Viewer Kabai fair — Viewer Lying without changing tone at all — Viewer Her reason for living is trolling... "It was my stomach, yeah."
But smart people always have a backup plan?
"Got dragged straight into streaming after waking up... no time to eat, so yeah, I'm hungry."
"Ah."
— Viewer Gasp — Viewer King nothing god king / Suha / Controversy — Viewer This is kinda... — Viewer Woo trash "Y-Yeah? Now that I think about it, you haven't eaten anything... S-Sorry! I didn't do it on purpose!"
Well, knowing Suha's personality, she wouldn't have done it intentionally.
Her own condition was a mess, and she was busy with the stream.
She just didn't have the spare time.
Of course—
— Viewer Donated 1,000 won! [But she ordered a sandwich for herself earlier...] To the viewers already geared up for WWE, that wasn't important at all.
"Th-That was... because I was hungry—"
— Viewer And she ate plenty of cookies too ㅇㅇ — Viewer Wow... Saintess Nice starved her and ate alone? — Viewer Suha-nim this is bad.. — Viewer Donated 1,000 won! [And she smacked her on the back to take her money?] "Uh... sooo..."
— Viewer Me — Viewer Woo — Viewer Trash trash — Viewer Lock — Viewer Me In an instant, Suha Yam had become trash who starved her fellow streamer and slave-drove her.
I looked at her and slowly raised both hands.
"Heh."
I curled up the corners of my mouth and flashed a V for victory.
In a situation where justification and strategy were overwhelmingly defeated.
The only move left for Suha was—
"I-I'm ordering now! What do you want to eat? Yeah?"
Unconditional surrender.
"Expensive stuff okay?"
"...As long as it's not excessively pricey..."
"Oyeah~"
— Viewer She took the bait — Viewer Saintess Nice order something super expensive — Viewer But starving till this hour is legendary — Viewer And then smacked her back... ◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ A conundrum.
A word meaning a problem that's simply hard to solve.
In math or science, unsolved problems, or ones without a clear answer where interpretations differ.
Despite the grandiose sound, these "conundrums" are easy to find in everyday life.
For example,
"Eww, why would you eat that."
"Men's and women's food preferences," or something.
"Why? Mala tang is delicious."
— Viewer Mala tang again Suha? — Viewer Aren't you dieting — Viewer Not using Saintess Nice as an excuse right?? "Tastes bad."
Foods men go crazy for: spicy pork stir-fry, pork cutlet, seolleongtang.
Foods women go crazy for: mala tang, tteokbokki, chicken feet.
Just looking at the lineup shows the difference between the two camps.
One side: hearty lineup that fills you up just hearing it.
The other: spicy stuff that makes your tongue burn and your stomach hurt the next day.
...I won't argue if you call me biased.
Because I used to be a guy, after all.
Apparently, the scientific reason for male-female diet differences is sex hormones,
But even now with testosterone gone and estrogen taking over, I still love seolleongtang and pork cutlet, so who knows.
"OMG, have you even tried mala tang?"
"That greasy lump that's bad for your body?"
"Unbelievable..."
Suha Yam looked genuinely shocked.
The fact that even I, a fellow woman, rejected mala tang was incomprehensible to her.
Well, what can you do. I don't like it.
— Viewer Donated 1,000 won! [Plenty of girls secretly hate mala tang] True.
Hormones might influence likes and dislikes,
But that's just averages.
Not all guys love pork cutlet,
Not all girls love mala tang.
Honestly, something hearty like seolleongtang sounds good, but Suha probably wouldn't like it...
"How about just chicken?"
"Sure?"
We settled on the safest, least divisive option.
— Viewer Sounds tasty — Viewer Chicken is always good — Viewer O "Half-half boneless?"
"...Huh?"
What?
"Chicken means bone-in chicken, obviously!"
"What bones? Boneless is the streamer standard!"
— Viewer Fighting again — Viewer These two really don't match lol — Viewer Boneless is truth tho? Leg meat — Viewer Sometimes breast boneless too, gotta check — Viewer Flavorless plebs everywhere, why eat boneless spit What can I say.
Suha and I... our food tastes don't mesh well.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ — Viewer Donated 1,000 won! [Weren't you hungry?] After a grueling 34 minutes and 30 seconds of debate, we decided on boneless chicken.
Normally, a "debate" should have some decorum, respecting and trying to understand each other's points—
— Suha Yam [Bone-in brings chicken breast, how do you eat that tough crap?!] — Saintess Nice [Chicken breast is tasty? Good for health too] Unfortunately, our debate was pure childish bickering.
— Suha Yam [What's fried chicken taste anyway! It's seasoned!] — Saintess Nice [That's why you gain weight.] — Suha Yam [What?!] It even veered off-topic into "seasoned vs fried," sending our hunger up the mountain.
— Viewer Donated 1,000 won! [Chicken's best with bones to tear off lol] — Viewer Donated 1,000 won! [Better to eat boneless easy than wear gloves awkwardly;] Viewers even jumped in, making it total chaos.
When no conclusion was in sight, Suha finally played her last card.
— Suha Yam [I'm buying.] — Viewer Donated 1,000 won! [Fair] Couldn't beat the sponsor's privilege.
"...Ordered. Why did this take so long..."
"No idea..."
Stomachs empty, fatigue piling up—
Plus pointless arguing, leaving both of us on the verge of shutdown.
In the end, Suha Yam and Saintess Nice chatted idly until the chicken arrived,
Ate dinner, then ended the stream earlier than usual.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ 📰 Ias Gallery 📰 Breaking News [Update dropping??] OP: ㅇㅇ — Anon Right? — Anon You guys keep this up and it's really gonna flop!!!! — Anon No fr — Anon They already said no updates till winter break why spam — Anon We know but we're pissed!! — Anon Bait sales legit pisses me off — Anon Thought it was bait bread sales — Anon No ㅗㅜㅑ 📰 Breaking News [PVP tournament qualifiers soon] OP: ㅇㅇ — Anon Don't care, give us content! I don't PVP anyway!! — Anon Why? Looks fun — Anon What's fun about RPG PVP tournament — Anon I'd watch V*T or L*K instead — Anon Fair — Anon Better than nothing — Anon If they skipped these tournaments wouldn't raids come faster?? — Anon Too optimistic, they'd slack without it too — Anon Ah 💬 Internet Broadcast Gallery 📰 Breaking News [Isn't Suha more immature than Saintess Nice?] OP: SuNoHaoLian Saintess Nice uses polite speech but she talks casually like a rude brat
Coaches her PVP from behind then smacks her back right when donor joins
Real unlikable;
— Anon Bull — Anon Passed by trying to bury but saw the nick, get it ㅇㅇ — Anon They're a year apart so friends — Anon (OP) Friends means it's okay to be rude?? — Anon Parties are fine with it why you whining — Anon She explained Saintess Nice just isn't used to polite speech — Anon Saintess Nice uses casual sometimes too