Chapter 24
Chapter 24
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 24
Chapter Title: Tambourine Hell
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We're really fucked now.
💬 Chat — Anon Donated 1,000 won! Who knew 'Party Time' meant this party ;; -Jingle♪ Jingle♪
— Anon Donated 1,000 won! Wtf, is she actually a demon? -Ching♪ Ching♪
-Thwack! Thwack!
"You got this! You got this~♪"
— Anon Donated 1,000 won! Heuuung... Saintess Nice's cheering... [System: 00:01...] [System: 00:00...] [System: Time's up!] "Oh? Time's up again."
— Chat -Wtf lmao -Totally toyed with lol -Tambourine ffs lol -Heuuung Nice's voice is the best -'Time's up~' crazy bitch lol — Saintess Nice: Saintess/Tambourine [2] VS [0] Hammer/Warrior: Hasty Decision ⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ Winner: Saintess Nice! — Saintess Nice Good game. — Hasty Decision ngl Hasty Decision has left the PVP arena. I took down my first PVP opponent way more easily than I'd imagined.
"Hmm... Looks like you're pretty pissed off."
Hasty Decision was so blown away by my play that he left a single word of high praise before fleeing the room like his life depended on it.
His actions were true to his nickname, alright.
— Chat -Padrip went too far lol -Look at him bounce after getting wrecked lol -I'd be pissed too tbh — Anon Donated 1,000 won! Shouldn't we sue trash like that? "No plans to sue or anything."
Truth be told, I've dumped way more crap than that. Just counting the shitposts I've scattered across the gallery—if they dragged me in for defamation right now, I wouldn't even have a leg to stand on.
— Anon Donated 1,000 won! Teacher, are you a crazy bastard by any chance? "Thanks for the compliment."
Ah, to a warrior like me, insults are basically high praise: 'Your aggro and trolling were top-tier.'
— Chat -Comp?pliment -Insults don't even faze this guy lol -Only way is to meet irl and beat his ass lol -Comp ㅇㅈㄹ lol Anyway, this tambourine build...
It's working better than I thought.
I discovered by pure accident that hitting with an instrument causes stiffness—pure luck.
— Saintess Nice sf — Saintess Nice gg — Jaw Cling Duo ? Back when that PvP demon was wiping me out with a 12-hit streak,,
I gave up and just played my instrument... and that's when I saw the old-timer dancing to my tune.
— Jaw Cling Duo Ouch Why hit me? I was enjoying the music I couldn't take the repeated humiliation anymore and swung the instrument.
That's when I first learned instrument basic attacks cause stiffness.
— Saintess Nice You're a real scumbag Live like that and karma's gonna bite — Jaw Cling Duo Says you...? ;; That sparked the idea for this strategy.
Stun with the instrument, kite around to run out the clock, win on HP advantage.
— Saintess Nice Quitting PVP gtfo — Jaw Cling Duo Aww don't PVP dies without you ㅠㅠ Of course, I quit PVP back then, so no chance to test it.
Until now, it was just a thought—first time actually trying it.
Still, this is a solid success.
"So, any more challengers?"
Looks like I won't have to do the Zero Two today.
One issue, though...
— Anon Donated 1,000 won! In-game nick: Curry Hot Spice / gogogogo — Anon Donated 1,000 won! In-game nick: Tank Hamster / Invite plz — Potato Kimbap Donated 1,000 won! I wanna join The participation rate... is way more enthusiastic than I expected?
— Chat -So many lol -Kids, win just once plz! -Gazuuaaaaaaa -Zero Two! Zero Two! Zero Two! Zero Two! Zero Two! -List of upcoming tambourine victims "Whew, inviting you now."
I set the entry fee to 1,000 won just in case no one showed...
Should've made it 10,000.
Looks like today's gonna be exhausting.
But still...
-Ching♪
-Thwack!
"Fighting~"
This might actually be fun.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ 📜 Ias Gallery 📰 Title: Holy shit) Saintess Nice says she'll do Zero Two if she loses PVP? PVP masters pls win just once Heading out lol — Anon Zero Two?? — Anon Fuck off to Saintess Nice gallery — Anon Can't resist Zero Two 📰 Title: Saintess Nice bait pls take it to her gallery Why do these fuckers always yap here even after gallery split — Anon To watch meltdowns like yours lol — Anon This is correct 📜 Saintess Nice Gallery 📰 Title: Fuck tambourine Is she actually insane Idea is straight psycho Who tf thinks of PVPing with an instrument — Anon That ching ching sound makes me lose my mind every time 📰 Title: Challengers rn are hilarious af All ragequit with curses or padrip Funniest part? Gal owner doesn't even react lol — Anon ?? That's high praise to her — Anon ↳ Reply She's been gallery-shat on for years and still trolls—this ain't fazing her lol 📰 Title: Reasons Saintess Nice is 100% hacking No way... she didn't come here to hackbait after getting wrecked, right? — Anon Fr lol — Anon Her kiting is legit insane tho — Anon (OP) She literally breathes to piss people off fr 📰 Title: Saintess Nice finally lost, Zero Two time~ (Baiting others upvote.jpg) — Anon Fuck off kid — Anon Saw this and checked stream — Anon Bait upvote 📰 Title: Wait, am I the only one cheering for Saintess Nice...? Hard to hold back... — Anon Gay... — Anon She'll hook you sudden — Anon (OP) Ok she said no suing 📜 Ias Apocalypse Gallery 📰 Title: Heh... Saintess-chan's stream is fun Tambourine was beyond imagination lol — White Dragon Pavilion ?? Tambourine out of nowhere — Grape Candy (OP) Saintess-chan doing PVP stream rn — White Dragon Pavilion She doesn't care about PVP?? — Grape Candy (OP) Prob prepping for tournament — White Dragon Pavilion Sounds fun Going — Grape Candy (OP) Did you know about instrument stun? — Grape Candy (OP) Ryongak-chan? — Grape Candy (OP) Where'd Ryongak-chan go? ◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ Two hours into the stream before I knew it.
-Ching♪ Ching♪
-Thwack! Thwack!
💥 Oof! 💥 Tambourine jingles, hit sounds, screams.
"Fighting~ Fighting~♥"
And Saintess Nice's sweet yet subtly seductive cheers.
That's all that echoed through the stream for two hours.
— Chat -Lol hilarious -Heuuung heuuung heuuung -Tambourine sound is addicting af Viewers started off laughing at the toying around,
— Anon Donated 1,000 won! Pls... stop now... but now,
— Chat -Kinda pitiful now -Stop demon -Her energy hasn't dropped after 2hrs lol -She just loves tormenting ppl by nature ;; pity overtook the laughs at the pitiful challengers getting endlessly toyed with.
"20 matches already... getting tired now.."
Twenty challengers so far.
Not a single different outcome.
None landed even one hit— all knelt to the tambourine.
— Anon Donated 1,000 won! This bitch lives to torment others lol Lives to torment others, huh.
Considering trolling and torment are basically synonyms, not wrong—but still—
— Chat -Fr lol -Can't go a day without trolling -Her consistency is hilarious lol "Heuuung...? I'm the one getting tormented here."
Aren't I the victim right now?
— Chat -? -? -? No, really.
"Think about it. I'm alone, you're a crowd. A mob ganging up on one person—isn't that bullying?"
— Chat -?????? -w? -...This logic? -Huh? — Anon Donated 1,000 won! Info) Hasn't taken a single hit yet — Anon Donated 1,000 won! Info2) These 20 got beat by her "Just legitimate self-defense to survive."
Plus, my weapon's a tambourine.
Theirs? All menacing as hell... Doesn't that make me the victim?
Case closed.
— Anon Donated 1,000 won! Yeah... sure... whatever... "Glad you understand."
— Chat -Und-erstand? -Uh huh -Secret to happiness? -Don't argue with idiots Anyway, judging by chat, time to wrap up this PVP content.
Tambourine was explosive at first, but they're getting bored now.
"Alright then... time to..."
— Chat -Huh -Not ending already?? -Try ghosting again I dare you -Nooooo The moment I geared up to end stream—
— Anon Donated 1,000 won! Perfectly timed, another challenger appeared.
'Ah, was about to end...'
But money's money—can't dodge.
"Yes, inviting you... Huh?"
Last one, then end after this.
So I thought—until I checked the donation's in-game nick—
[Entry Fee, In-Game Nick: White Dragon Pavilion] My mind went blank for a sec.
'Huh?'
"...White Dragon Pavilion?"
— Chat -? -White Dragon Pavilion? -For real?? -Uh -Wait White Dragon Pavilion? — White Dragon Pavilion (Whisper) Did Grape Candy impression Still haven't forgotten — Anon Donated 1,000 won! Everyone wants Zero Two right? "What the fuck..."
'Why are you here?'
My final challenger was
— Chat -Zero Two time~ Zero Two time~ Zero Two time~ Zero Two time~ Zero Two time~ -Big Dragon Pavilion! Big Dragon Pavilion! Big Dragon Pavilion! Big Dragon Pavilion! Big Dragon Pavilion! Big Dragon Pavilion! -True likable nick!! -Knew I could count on you Dragon Pavilion -Rank 1 appears lol White Dragon Pavilion, Ias official PVP tourney champ and Apocalypse Gallery's likable guy.
"...Gotta set up cam?"
No cam at this PC bang.
— To White Dragon Pavilion (Whisper) Hey you *** — White Dragon Pavilion (Whisper) (>_