Chapter 22
Chapter 22
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 22
Chapter Title: Isn't the Virginity Mine?
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The most important principle in the service industry is simple.
Grasp the customer's needs first and fulfill them.
Doing what they ask is just an errand. Doing it before they ask? That's real service.
Internet streaming was ultimately no different—a kind of service job.
Viewers flock to streams for entertainment, and streamers provide it.
Fulfilling those viewers' needs is the streamer's role.
—That said.
📰 Recent Stream Titles [Title: Hey Saintess, fuck, you turning on the stream or what?] [Title: Saintess fans came with spam macros ready—upvotes lol] [Title: I really wanna slam one hard into her solar plexus] ...My viewers' needs feel a bit too extreme.
I have no idea what I did wrong, but most of my audience seems... masochistic? Sadistic, maybe.
Otherwise, why would they talk about knuckle-smacking her or gut-punching her?
And to some innocent, upstanding person, no less.
I have zero interest in catering to those twisted tastes, but what can you do?
If I keep streaming just fluff to pay the bills, Pastor Kim will worry. I don't wanna stress him out.
Fine... If you wanna hit, go ahead and hit away.
[Saintess LIVE ON: Anyone up for PVP? Loser cams up and does 3 mins of Zero-Two] Ah, of course—online only.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ Turning on the stream didn't mean content started right away.
💬 Live Chat — Moderator Comment deleted by admin — Viewer Explain yesterday's abrupt end ㄱ Explain yesterday's abrupt end ㄱ — Viewer Media censorship!!! ㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏ — Moderator Comment deleted by admin — Viewer This is spam bots vs. H1 protect-anon showdown? They weren't kidding about spamming the second the stream went live—the spam horde descended immediately.
I was banning them one by one, but these lunatics just kept coming even after chat restrictions.
"Phew... Did I get 'em all?"
— Viewer What about that comment tho? — Viewer Moan? ㅇㄷ? Moan? ㅇㄷ? etc. — Viewer "Did I get 'em?" confirmed lol — Viewer Ice cream~ Ice cream~ etc. "Ah, fuck, seriously."
— Viewer lololololol — Viewer Ooh, reactions taste so good — Viewer This is hilarious lololol — Viewer Heuuung insult Saintess eyes... It took about 10 minutes after going live, but I finally quelled the spam.
'Viewer count...'
👥 Viewer Count 107 Up from before.
Considering Suha Yam's promo push and the clickbait title, it's modest, but whatever.
She said slow, steady growth lasts longer than explosive spikes.
Can't fill up on the first drink. It's only day 2 of streaming—no greed here.
"Hello, everyone. Thanks for tuning in today."
— Viewer Hey — Viewer Finally? — Viewer Always think it: her greetings are always so damn late lololol "Um... First off, I didn't get to mention this yesterday since I had to end early unavoidably. Let's address that."
— Viewer Unavoidably? — Viewer Tsk... sigh.. — Viewer So much I wanna say but gotta hold back??? ⚙ DONATION ⚙ [Anonymous donated 1,000 won!] [Wah, your stream's so fun] "Ta-da."
— Viewer ? — Viewer ? — Viewer ? "Donations are finally live on my stream."
⚙ PLATFORM INFO ⚙ [Revenue? You need to meet platform monetization requirements first.] [For donation revenue, input bank details and wait for approval.] [Either way... tough on day one.] Making money on streams was way more headache-inducing than I thought.
Platform fees aside, I didn't expect the application process to be so drawn-out and complicated.
Luckily, thanks to Suha's help, monetization approval came through in days.
Probably pulled some strings as a big-corp streamer.
Thanks, disciple.
I'll give top-tier feedback next lesson—pick apart every detail I glossed over before, mold me into the perfect support user.
With that resolve, I continued the stream.
⚙ DONATION ⚙ [Anonymous donated 1,000 won!] [Loving the stream, will donate daily] Anyway, I could finally earn from streaming.
"Whoa, really? Thank you so much."
No clue how much per day, but goodbye instant noodle life.
— Viewer That's you isn't it — Viewer Even on stream she's clone-jutsu-ing — Viewer What this bitch doing solo? — Viewer Host got mental issues? "Anyway, donations are active now—use 'em lots, please."
⚙ DONATION ⚙ [Golden Sun donated 1,000 won!] [We hereby claim Saintess donation virginity www] "Eurp, fuck..."
Whoa, nearly hurled.
— Viewer Ooh fuck; — Viewer That's real tho — Viewer Eh? — Viewer Won't she get sued? But wait.
"...But since I was the first donor, isn't the virginity mine?"
⚙ DONATION ⚙ [Golden Sun donated 1,000 won!] [...Huh?] — Viewer ? — Viewer ? — Viewer Crazy bitch? Right?
Did I say something wrong?
⚙ DONATION ⚙ [Anonymous donated 1,000 won!] [Saintess, fuck, that chubby kiss pic from a month ago—wanna die?] "Hm... No idea what you're referring to."
— Viewer Fuck what's that — Viewer Eh? — Viewer What did you even watch human — Viewer So shameless lolololol ⚙ DONATION ⚙ [Anonymous donated 1,000 won!] [Can you eat ice cream again?] "I only do desserts after streams—habit."
— Viewer Fuckin liar — Viewer Day 2 streaming and she got habits — Viewer Why? Why? Why? Why? — Viewer Too much... Maybe thanks to this new donation feature.
The stream, once barren, now buzzed with life.
Before, it was one-way talk from me. Now? Real back-and-forth.
⚙ DONATION ⚙ [Anonymous donated 1,000 won!] [If it's not rude, can I please punch your stomach super hard just once?] Well, not exactly wholesome exchange.
"That'd be rude."
— Viewer lololololololol — Viewer What karma did this girl rack up? — Viewer Never search Saintess on Ias gallery — Viewer Seeing it like this, kinda pitiful... "Ah, speaking of gut punches..."
— Viewer Gut punch (ง •̀_•́)ง — Viewer Why does that sweet voice only spit vulgar words... — Viewer Heuuung x3 "You all saw the stream title, right?"
— Viewer Oh yeah — Viewer Forgot for a sec cuz Golden Sun donation lol ⚙ DONATION ⚙ [Anonymous donated 1,000 won!] [Joining PVP tourney?] "Yeah, top 8 in mains gives a PC, so."
— Viewer Oh right host streams from PC bang — Viewer Custom PC was pretty — Viewer Lots of streamers prepping PVP lately "Gonna practice for that too. Today's content is... this."
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Entered PVP Duel Waiting Room] 📺 Stream Title Come watch) Saintess 1v1 PVP—lose = Zero-Two 3min split [Saintess Nice] VS [Vacant]
"Anyone wanna duel me?"
— Viewer ? — Viewer Zero-Two? — Viewer Lose = real Zero-Two dance? "Of course."
— Viewer Fuck going now lololololol — Viewer You're dead today lol — Viewer PVP pros pls pls pls pls — Viewer Applied accept quick accept quick — Viewer Recording ON lololol Recording ON lolololol ⚙ DONATION ⚙ [Anonymous donated 1,000 won!] [Host confident??] "Yeah, I'm good at Zero-Two."
Thanks to my psycho senior, I'd mastered every dance out there.
— Viewer (ง •̀_•́)ง — Viewer Then just do it fuck — Viewer Heuuung x3 — Viewer Just forfeit then? Not just Zero-Two—Terminal, Ppikkippikki, all mastered—
⚙ DONATION ⚙ [Anonymous donated 1,000 won!] [Seriously confident?? ;;;] "Ah."
Wrong angle, huh?
"Naturally. Wouldn't do this without confidence."
This was brain-squeezed content on my part—and luckily—
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [NotAPerson applied for PVP duel.] [Songpa-gu Light Warrior applied for PVP duel.] [...] Our cash cows... er, customers seem pleased.
"Oh, entry fee's 1,000 won—donate with your nick and I'll invite."
Alright then.
Pay up.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ As I said last time, I lack PVP experience.
💬 Past Chat [White Dragon Pavilion: Just close eyes and try once, so fun] If not for White Dragon Pavilion—fellow doomsayer and end-times gallery anon—I'd never touch PVP.
Even then, got soul-sucked by PVP demons and quit right after.
This matchup's stacked against me.
They pay 1k to enter; I gotta chain duels, and one loss = instant 3-min Zero-Two on cam.
Way more risk than reward.
Still, I went for it—
⚙ DONATION ⚙ [Anonymous donated 1,000 won!] [Nickname: Hasty Decision / Invite go] — Viewer Kya — Viewer First challenger — Viewer Don't live up to that nick — Viewer Pls win "Inviting now."
—Pure confidence.
Not in "me," per se. In Lee Min-ji's reaction speed and physicals.
📺 Stream Title Come watch) Saintess 1v1 PVP—lose = Zero-Two 3min split [Saintess Nice] VS [Hasty Decision]
⚙ SYSTEM COUNTDOWN ⚙ [3...] [2...] [1...] [Match starting.] — Viewer Charge~ Charge~ Charge~ — Viewer Decision hwaiting!! — Viewer Zero-Two! x6 — Viewer Pls lose pls lose pls Loading done, alert popped center-screen.
⚙ PVP SETUP ⚙ [Select your weapon and skills] Unlike PVE raids, PVP lets you pick weapons/skills post-start.
Tailor combos to opponent's class, strategize gear—pure mind games.
Opp's class: slow but heavy-hitting Warrior.
My counter? The Tambourine of the Blue Summer Night.
Tambourine it is.
— Viewer Instrument? — Viewer ???? — Viewer Host wtf — Viewer What she doing — Viewer Dying to dance Zero-Two huh [Saintess Nice: Saintess/Tambourine] [0] VS [0] [Hammer/Warrior: Hasty Decision]
Let's begin.
⚙ DONATION ⚙ [Anonymous donated 1,000 won!] [What crazy shit she prepped this time.] Feast time.