Chapter 13
Chapter 13
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 13
Chapter Title: Are You Really a Girl?
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In this world, nothing lasts forever.
If there's a beginning, there must be an end—and from that end, a new beginning blooms once more.
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In that endless cycle, humans live their fleeting moments, feeling joy, anger, sorrow, and pleasure.
Pain fades, sadness fades, joy fades... only to return someday.
No suffering lasts eternally—and even menstrual cramps are no exception.
The endless labor pains from that "birth" (Red Slime) finally began to subside on the third day.
Whether she'd grown numb to the agony or this signaled the true end, she couldn't say.
In the end, it all boiled down to one simple declaration.
This body has revived.
📜 Ias Doomsday Gallery 📰 Post Title: Yo, Doomsday Gal — Saintess Nice Me, descended. Even while wailing through the first waves of period pain she'd ever felt, she never stopped lurking the community.
Miss even a single day of gal-ing, and you'd fall behind the trends—for a warrior like her, that was as good as a death sentence.
From lurking Ias-related galleries, she'd seen that Doomsday Gal high-nicks were curious about her whereabouts since vanishing after Eder's stream.
So this post? A straight-up survival report.
— Anonymous Whoa, Saintess Nice is alive — Anonymous It's you — Anonymous You're back ⭐ Top Comment — Grape Candy Saintess Niceeeeeeee! — White Dragon Pavilion O The floodgates opened with that first comment, and the reply count skyrocketed.
Hmm, she'd never seen them welcome her back like this before.
She wondered if they'd greet her so warmly even if she spammed hate pics—but for today, she'd hold back.
— Saintess Nice (OP) Heyyy Now that the magic had worn off, she felt better than ever.
— Grape Candy What the heck have you been up to? We were worried sick! — Saintess Nice (OP) Fix that speech pattern or I'm terrorizing the gal all day — Grape Candy Hing Even Grape Candy's nauseating baby talk—which she'd usually spam "useless Q&A" over—was something she could laugh off generously now.
— Anonymous How'd you know the Perfect Guard timing?? — Anonymous Are you really a girl?? What's this about going to the army — White Dragon Pavilion Where've you been all this time? — Grape Candy How old are you, anyway? — 100:250 Gold for Sale Thinking of selling gold, sis? 100:250 — Anonymous Lmao price dropped in the meantime — Anonymous Can you teach One-Handed Sword build in detail? Eder's YouTube vids left some things unclear What the hell, these people.
— Saintess Nice (OP) Why so many questions? ; She'd just dropped in for a quick survival ping before dipping to aggro the main Ias Gal.
But this level of attention? Kinda embarrassing on her end.
She didn't think she was anything special.
The One-Handed Sword build wasn't some genius invention—it was just that everyone else had been too dumb to see the potential.
Still, one thing was crystal clear—
📜 Ias Doomsday Gallery 📰 Post Title: Questions Go Here — Saintess Nice But speech must be fixed to wa-wa baby talk like Grape Candy. Any other style = ignored. For someone born with troll blood, this kind of attention was pure addictive dope. No way she could resist.
— Anonymous ? — Anonymous How'd you know Perfect Guard timing, Saintess? — Saintess Nice (OP) Speech. — Anonymous You really want us to use that speech? — Saintess Nice (OP) Speech. — Anonymous ↳ Reply Sigh... Saintess cutie, how'd you nail the Perfect Guard timing exactly? — Saintess Nice (OP) Wa-wa? — Anonymous No wtf "Pffft... hngh..."
Of course, nothing beat the joy of trolling randos into agony while spectating their suffering.
Wait, was it suffering if she was the one inflicting it?
Whatever.
— Saintess Nice (OP) Just farmed Sentinels for dozens of hours a day and found it. Yeah. She wanted to toy with them more, but it was her first victim of the day...
— Saintess Nice (OP) Probably no one has as much data as me? — Anonymous Crazy bitch ;;; Toy too hard, and the next plaything might not show. Time to cut them loose.
— White Dragon Pavilion Where've you been? Well, she still had plenty of toys left.
— Saintess Nice (OP) Speech — White Dragon Pavilion Not me too? — Saintess Nice (OP) Speech — White Dragon Pavilion Aww c'mon ;;; — Saintess Nice (OP) Wa-wa Ah, even high-nicks weren't exempt.
The world was equal, after all.
— White Dragon Pavilion ↳ Reply ..Saintess cutie, what've you been up to? — Saintess Nice (OP) Got pregnant lol — White Dragon Pavilion ???? — Saintess Nice (OP) Kidding, nearly died from my period — White Dragon Pavilion Uh... ha... okay — Anonymous Crazy bitch lmao — Anonymous Why? — Anonymous Is Heavenly Punishment debuff total trash? — Anonymous wtf no replies now — Anonymous Is Heavenly Punishment debuff trash? — Saintess Nice (OP) Heavenly Punishment needs 4 stacks to matter. Why bother if you're just nailing Perfect Guards? No reason. — Anonymous Did you see that Dogeza meme from Baedo or whoever? — Saintess Nice (OP) Nope — Anonymous Forces others to see it but skips it herself. Crazy bitch As she fielded questions from the Doomsday randos one by one,
— Saintess Nice (OP) Questions end here — Grape Candy Eee, still no answer to my question! — Anonymous Sis where u at Boredom creeping in, she bolted for the main Ias Gallery.
Half the questions being build talk? Overkill...
Forcing weird speech was fun for the first few, but got old fast.
📜 Ias Gallery Goodness was fine, but it needed some wild, savage edge.
📰 Post Title: How to Peek New Avatar Panties lol 📰 Post Title: Run If You See Saintess with One-Handed Sword 📰 Post Title: F*** Vermouth Pub Pots Full of Retards Like right here.
Just the titles screamed chaos and savagery.
She could feel the aura of honorable basement keyboard warriors. Her troll glands tingled.
Factoring in her period break, a solid 10-hour spam session was the least she owed them.
📰 Post Title: Hard Liriya 100% No-Miss Combo Taxidermy.jpg 📰 Post Title: Why Ias Failed, Summarized in 3 Lines Yeah 📰 Post Title: Why So Many In-Game Idiots in Gal? True warriors' turf, huh? Some quality posts devolved into "no you" arena fights.
One title stood out especially.
💬 Comments 📰 Post Title: But Is Saintess Really a Girl? Voice acting proxy maybe? Like that netkama YouTuber who got his big sis to dub for him Could be the same for Saintess? — Anonymous Now they're suspecting voice acting proxies lmao — Anonymous Happens sometimes — Anonymous Just admit a girl outplays you and it hurts — Anonymous Dude with a dick plays, girl just voices. What's the big deal lmao — Anonymous Agreed — Anonymous But public opinion flipped hard once she was outed as a girl. Makes me doubt it Oho.
Never even crossed her mind.
Desperate enough to outsource netkama voices? Wild.
Curious why the debate lingered post-voice proof, but that wasn't the point.
— Anonymous Idiots still denying even after proof lmao — Anonymous That's the point—the proof itself might be proxied. Writing replies without reading smh The real kicker? Their bickering over her gender was just hilarious.
Spectating fights was peak entertainment.
"Comments... aren't climbing anymore."
One downside: the bait was cooling off.
With no new moves from her post-Eder vid, interest waned.
No helping it.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ Time to deploy the warriors' essential: [HUN VPN].
Fire up VPN, hit Ias Gal, drop a post.
📰 Post Title: Believing Saintess Is a Girl Just Means You've Never Met One lmao Switch IP via VPN, back to gal, drop another.
📰 Post Title: Sigh, Y'all Seething with Inferiority lol Women Gotta Suck Compared to Me So Saintess Is a Dude Cope Repeat for 3 hours straight—
— Anonymous Could still be proxy tho? — Anonymous No way a chick spams 'Ibunny got pregnant ㅠ' etc. — Anonymous Live in reality pls. Why tf does it matter if Saintess is girl or not?? — Anonymous 'Women can't be better' logic incoming —and the dying bait reignites.
"Ooh, comments picking up again."
Not easy, though. Vary styles and timings to avoid detection.
As she admired her handiwork,
-Ding
-Ding
An unwelcome guest crashed the party.
[Eder: Saintess!] [Eder: Got a sec?] What now, during peak hours?
If it's not critical, save it for later.
[Eder: Got a collab invite from another streamer] [Eder: What do you think...?] Figures.
[Saintess Nice: Sounds good but I'm busy rn] [Saintess Nice: Cool if I hit you up later?] Warrior common sense: sockpuppeting randos > money biz.
📰 Post Title: Lmao If Saintess Is Really a Girl I'll Send Her 1M Gold — MustBuffAssassin Jealous? Prove it Oho.
1M gold? Tempting.
Even if she proved it here, odds of payout were slim.
But the bet itself? Him wagering big she was a dude?
That's a makgora challenge, right?
Proof would kill the fresh bait fire, but warrior pride wouldn't let it slide.
"Hmm... slap it here..."
Scribble "Saintess Nice" on a Post-it, stick it in her cleavage.
Angle to hide face max...
-Click
This oughta do.
📜 Ias Gallery 📰 Post Title: Here's Your Proof — Saintess Nice (proof.jpg) 1M gold to 'Saintess Nice' — Anonymous Wtf — Anonymous Boobs kill me boobs kill me boobs kill me — Anonymous Post-it placement... perfect. — Anonymous Fr, of all places she picks that one. Thx — Anonymous Thank you thank you thank you — Anonymous This is it this is it this is it — Anonymous Crazy actually posting proof lmao — Anonymous Wait, she really a girl? — Anonymous Post-it spot selection S+ tier — Anonymous Lmao fruit got a label — Anonymous Watch your back dude — Anonymous So damn vulgar lmao "Hm."
Way more hype than expected.
Cleavage peek was subtle, though?
"Oh right."
Gotta reply to Eder.
Wonder which streamer's trying to snag her as guest.
Someone she knew would be ideal.