Chapter 12
Chapter 12
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 12
Chapter Title: Don't Talk About Me When I'm Not Here!
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💬 Ias Gallery 📰 Title: Baby Saintess Nice Build Success! — ㅇㅇ (121.21) (Vermouth One-Handed Sword Saintess Build Success!!.avi) Am I kinda OP? — Anon How'd you do it? — Anon So this build is actually viable. — Anon Saintess Nice unnie runs it. — Anon ↳ Reply She literally has nothing to do but eat, play Ias, and shitpost on the gallery. — Anon Having Heavenly Punishment in the skill bar tho... — Anon ↳ Reply The core of the one-hand sword build is sub-DPS while holding your main weapon. Can't skip Reformation. — Author ↳ Reply Good eye... Honestly scared to slot Reformation 'cause I can't fill Sacred Power. — Anon That's what makes it the Saintess Nice build lol. 📰 Title: Why Are All the Saintesses Carrying One-Handed Swords These Days? — SuppIsCarrysBitch Heard some hype about a new build, so I rolled with it... but fuck, they're suicide rushing every pattern and wiping. Is the build straight-up Kamikaze or what? One guy I can ignore, but everyone's doing it. — Anon Seeing it a lot lately. — Anon Read the pinned guide first. — Author What the hell is this garbage build? — Author Holy shit, checked it out and it's insane. Isn't this broken? — Anon If any scrub could pull it off, you wouldn't be posting this. — Author Oh yeah, true lol. 📰 Title: How to Easily Run the Saintess Nice Build — ㅇㅇ (61.54) To surpass the standard Saintess schoolgirl True Faith Angel setup with a one-hand sword build, you need at least 7+ Perfect Guards during raid, slot in Reformation for damage while doing that, and still heal your allies mid-DPS. Fail any one of those? Stick to True Faith Angel. So please, stop you fucking idiots. — Anon Saintess Nice poisoned the well... — Anon It's comedy gold seeing public party Saintesses all with one-hand swords now. — Author How long is this gonna last? I need to clear dailies, driving me insane. — Anon Saintess Nice reached troll god status even in-game now. 📰 Title: IDK, Just Make Saintess Nice Unnie Take Responsibility (Upvote) — SaintessNiceUnnieStartStreaming If Saintess Nice unnie is at fault for teaching this weird build to talentless scrubs, upvote. Thinks she should apologize with nude dogeza proof... — Anon Upvote. — Anon This is the way. — Anon This could get forgiveness lmao frfr. — Anon Unnie does ASMR once and I'd forgive her. — Anon ↳ Reply Her voice is insanely good. — Anon Look at these upvotes flying lol. — Anon You upvoted too. 💬 Ias Apocalypse Gallery 📰 Title: Why Haven't We Seen Saintess Nice Lately...? — Grape Candy I miss her... — Anon Stopped showing up after gender reveal. — White Dragon Pavilion Hasn't been around much since Eder bro's stream. — Grape Candy ↳ Reply That attention whore wouldn't stay quiet. — Grape Candy ↳ Reply Btw, did you know Saintess Nice chan is a girl, Dragon Pavilion chan?? — White Dragon Pavilion ↳ Reply I had no idea. — White Dragon Pavilion ↳ Reply Thought she was 100% dude. — Anon Something must've happened for real. — Anon ↳ Reply She used to pop in bored, terrorize, and get banned daily. — Grape Candy That's exactly what I'm saying. ◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ They say humans are animals of adaptation.
They adapt to any environment with astonishing speed and find ways to survive no matter what.
This adaptability is one reason why humans, with their weak bodies, climbed to the top of the food chain.
In the same vein, I'd quickly gotten used to my new female body.
At first, the body felt alien, and the changed gazes from others were pretty uncomfortable.
Especially when I absentmindedly walked into the men's room and got those "What the fuck is this crazy bitch?" stares.
Having to sit to pee regardless, or the weird new sensations during... that... took some getting used to.
Bra? Thought I'd never adjust to that, but nope, even that became normal before I knew it.
I'd heard "Are you even human?" endlessly on the forums, but apparently I am.
And it wasn't all bad, this new body.
"Heh heh hum~"
For one, showers became way more fun.
Used to take 5-10 minutes; now it's easily an hour.
Shwaaaaa—
Most of that time spent admiring my naked new form... but hey, still counts as showering, right?
If someone saw, they might call it creepy, but put yourself in my shoes.
Back when the mirror showed a monkey, I avoided looking. Now it's a smoking hot girl—how do you ignore that?
Ah, "smoking hot" is purely objective.
Since turning female, even seeing a sensual woman doesn't stir any lust.
Naked guys? Same old "Fuck my eyes" back button spam.
Am I asexual now?
Dunno.
Shwaaaaa—
"Body slam~ You hit once, I hit once, super fucking strong~"
One thing's for sure: showers turn anyone's brain to space, regardless of gender.
Otherwise, why would I, barely deciding on dinner, ponder my mental gender?
As this sage mulled over Korea's economy and future,
"Ack!"
Sudden sharp pain hit my lower abdomen, laced with a strange sensation.
"Sh... Shit..."
Words wouldn't form, just groans spilling out as I tried to pinpoint the source.
"Ah... Aaaagh...!"
My stomach, lower belly—hurts so bad.
Something invisible stabbing, poking, pounding inside.
Like an awl piercing, then a hammer smashing.
Invisible man punching my gut? Or voodoo doll?
Splat
Only when bright red hit the bathroom floor did I realize.
"Ugh... You fucking..."
After 22 years as a man, this was my first "that day." The classic period.
No tales of humans birthing red slimes, so definitely "magic day."
Ambushed with no prep—worse, mid-shower. Like going all-in, opponent pulls quad aces.
"Haa... Aaaah..."
Hot water on? Dizzy now.
Legs gave out; couldn't stand.
Pain unrelenting; all I could do was sob and wait it out.
First period impression?
It fucking hurt. Bad.
As eyelids drooped, I muttered inwardly.
Becoming a woman is a total loss, fuck.
Refund my military savings bond.
For real.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ Didn't take long to wake up.
Blackout from surprise cramps, but no major issues.
"Aah..."
Not as bad as first hit, but still painful, hard to even move.
Or maybe I'd adapted already.
Luckily, unlike naked and helpless minutes ago, now I had countermeasures.
Change clothes, hot towel on belly.
[How to Prevent Period Cramps]
Holed up in bed, borrowing crowd wisdom—bearable now.
Ordered delivery, barely ate to survive, bracing for next wave.
When Eder bro wired the cash, I'd vowed fancy eats over fluffies.
But no appetite; survival rations only.
Body aches, head spins, food tastes like ash.
But worst of all tormenting me?
"Don't talk about me when I'm not here!"
The hottest community topic: me, Saintess Nice, and my one-hand sword build.
Born with troll blood, I naturally craved attention.
Trolls and attention whores? Same thing, different name.
"Ah... Perfect time to stir shit, but..."
If healthy, I'd have dropped dozens of troll posts.
Maybe shitposts disguised as guides flooding the boards.
Or teased the apocalypse gallery highnicks shocked by my gender.
Either way, pure fun—but this damn period blocks it.
"Seriously... Why me..."
Made me so pissed and sad.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ After Saintess Nice's new build dropped, countless Ias players rushed to try it.
In Ias, where meta builds were set, "new build" was catnip.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Suha Yam has been killed by the Ice Turtle.] "Aaaagh! Failed again!"
Even big streamer Suha Yam wasn't immune.
-lolololol
-Just use True Faith Angel
-Suha... please stop...
[Anon donated 1,000 won!] [2 hours in... please stop...] "No way I'm giving up! New build dropped—gotta master it!"
Super attached to Saintess chars, Suha practiced harder than anyone.
Hours on mere daily Sentinel clear.
[Anon donated 1,000 won!] [Just ask Eder to get Saintess Nice as your teacher, Suha...] Viewers tired of her endless fails on the Ice Turtle.
Even fave streamer suiciding into a turtle for hours? No fun.
"Huh? The build creator's Eder oppa's friend?"
-Yeah
-Knew her from troll days
-Even guested
Learn from the source.
Tempting, but Suha played it cool.
"Nah, too much of a bother. She'd see my skill and nope out pissed."
-Fair
-Self-aware GOAT
-Still farming Sentinel? Not that aware
Show interest on stream? Hordes of beggars harass Eder.
'Teacher, huh...'
Content-wise? Solid idea.
'Maybe hit her up.'