Hurnah City Hall's Clit Doorbell and the Giggling Twins
We arrive in front of city hall.
The sturdy stone structure hints at Hurnah's past as a military city.
A "Female Cunt Bitch's Clit Doorbell" hangs on the main entrance to city hall.
Lifting the transparent cover reveals a red, swollen pea-sized nub of flesh popping out.
-L-let me go! Release me! Hurry up and let me out!
"...? What did you say?"
"Huh? I didn't say anything. Why?"
"No... I thought someone was talking to me."
-It's me! Me! There's a person in here! There's a person inside the doorbell! P-please save me! Damn it! Why the hell am I in this state...!
"Hmm. Must be my imagination. It's just you, me, and the female cunt bitch's clit doorbell here. Not you, not me, so that means the doorbell's talking? As if a doorbell would talk."
"Right? No way. It's common sense that doorbells can't talk. I must be tired."
-I-I'm not a doorbell! I'm a person! Let me out! Let me out! Please, someone save me!
"Anyway. If doorbells could talk, it'd scream 'onghoook♡' every time someone presses the clit doorbell, right?"
"Heh heh. That'd be hilarious."
-H-hee! Don't press it! Don't press the doorbell! Just knock and come in!
I grab the bulging rice-grain clit with my fingernail and crush it flat.
-Nnghooooooooook♡ Cl-clit's getting smushed♡ Kkhu♡ Kuho♡ Kohobosooot♡
-Ding-a-ling
Pressing the pussy-nipple doorbell sets off a connected bell ringing wildly somewhere.
A moment later, a city hall staffer opens the door.
"Adventurers, right? The city lords are waiting. Come on up."
We follow the leading staffer.
The mayor's office is on the top floor of city hall.
The staffer opens the door, revealing two girls sitting at a large table inside the ornate office.
The girls are identical, like decals stuck together.
Sparkling, radiant blonde hair. Small horns poking out between the strands.
Their faces brim with mischief, blue eyes curving like a kid spotting a new toy as they look at us.
Their figures... put kindly, are pure; put harshly... well... if they had kids, the babies would starve in no time.
Tiny bat wings sprout from their backs—too small for flight—and heart-shaped tails extend from their asses, intertwining and swaying playfully.
They're dressed in skimpy leather outfits that ooze sex appeal despite their underdeveloped bodies.
Only the side tail and twin tails distinguish them.
This vibe screams succubus...?! No, but just having succubus traits like horns, wings, tails, and mana waves doesn't confirm it. Above all, Hurnah's city lord is a normal human. That's common sense, right?
The two girls grin widely at us.
"Ahhat♡ They really are adventurers?"
"I figured no one would come after the rumor that an S-rank adventurer got caught... Did you sneak in before it spread? Ahhat♡ Ahahahahaha♡ So pitiful♡"
"Um..."
"Hehe. Don't just stand there, sit down, you losers."
We sit across from them at the fine solid-wood table.
"Hi♡ I'm Ririka, the one with the side tail as my point♡"
"Hi♡ I'm Ruruka, the one with the twin tails as my point♡"
"Let's get along from now on♡"
We shake their outstretched hands.
-Kiiiiing!
Huh? What was that? I swear I heard a weird noise just now...
Probably nothing.
"I'm Maltaris from the adventurer team 'Unyielding'. I mainly take the front line."
"I'm Erophna Lu Harea Leon from the adventurer team 'Unyielding' as well. I handle the mage role. Feel free to call me Erophna."
She bows lightly.
"Hmm. Maltaris and Erophna, huh. We handle joint city lord duties for this city."
"But you two. Adventurers, right? Why'd you come here?"
We explain the commission to investigate the sealed city of Hurnah.
"Hmmm... The Hurnah investigation commission. They're still doing that?"
"That's what's troubling us too. We don't know why the city got sealed."
"I heard there are two evil succubi hiding somewhere in the city... Could it be those succubus twins?"
"Succubi... Yeah, that could be it."
Erophna's intel linked Hurnah to succubi too.
"Yes. Succubi excel in mind magic and aphrodisiac spells. If they're lurking somewhere in the city, it could be a big problem."
At Erophna's words, the two girls hug each other tightly, trembling.
"Puhb, r-really...? Evil succubi in our city? I'm so scared, Ririka!"
"Don't worry, pufuk... D-don't worry, Ruruka. These adventurers, kuh, puh... will definitely beat those pathetic evil succubi!"
They're barely adults, thrust into the heavy role of city lord, so they're scared at the mere possibility of succubi.
Time to show some adult adventurer composure.
"Heh. Don't worry, you two. Our 'Unyielding' will track down those pathetic succubi and exterminate them for sure!"
I puff out my chest and declare our intent to crush the succubi triumphantly.
The two bow their heads deeply, seemingly moved.
Looking closer, their slender shoulders shake too.
"Pu, puhup... Pft! Pukup... Kuh... Puhuhuput...! H-how, Ririkaaa... My stomach hurts... Puhb!"
"H-hold it together, Ruruka... Pukup! My stomach hurts too... Puhuhb! The hypnosis isn't perfect yet, it might wear off... Puhuhhat..."
They're so scared yet won't shirk their city lord duties. Truly admirable people.
"A-ah... Y-yes... Please, we beg you. Find those evil succubus twins hiding somewhere in the city and defeat them!"
"Hahat! No worries! Now that we're here, the succubi threat is as good as gone!"
"Hehe. So just relax like you're riding a big belly."
After some more talk, we leave the mayor's office.
-Pu, puhahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! These idiot moron dick-rice loser bitches! I-I'm dying laughing! Hahahaha!
-They must be assassins sent to kill us with laughter! Uhyahaha!
Loud cackling echoes from beyond the mayor's office door—probably relief from seeing reliable adventurers.
"Such sweet twins. Right?"
"Yeah. So, shall we go exterminate those succubi right away?"
We exit city hall.
"Hmm. Succubi, though... Where do we even find ones hiding in this city?"
"Tricky. Hurnah was designed as a military city, so it's full of secret passages and hidden spaces. If succubi are holed up there, it won't be easy. Impossible for just us two to search everywhere."
"But think, Erophna. If succubi were just quietly hiding, would that seal the city? They must've done something outward-facing to raise alarms, right?"
"True... Yeah. And if succubi are acting up... it'd naturally be 'that' kind of activity."
"Exactly. Taverns and back alleys are prime for 'that' kind of gossip. To catch a dragon, enter its lair. To catch succubi, hit their main stage."
"I'm all for it. But 'to catch a dragon, enter its lair' sounds weird coming from an actual dragon. Hehe."
"Ah... Yeah, some idiots really believe that crap sometimes. I just beat 'em up and chased 'em off. Anyway, let's scout the city first."
We chat idly like that while casually touring the city.
Female cunt bitches getting fucked in the street.
Female assholes getting fucked in the street.
Female mouths getting fucked in the street.
Wall-ass vending spots everywhere, easy to find.
Naked, shackled female cunts pull rickshaws like oxen; public toilets have pussy meat toilets instead of filthy shitters for public dick hygiene.
Semen sanitation workers roam the city, collecting passed-out female cunts and licking up every drop of cock juice from walls and floors.
Nothing unusual about the cityscape anywhere.
"Urgh... Circled a few times, but no succubi traces. Figures it wouldn't be that easy."
"Time to enter the dragon's lair?"
"Yeah. Let's check the back alleys. Grill some punks for leads."
To catch a dragon, enter its lair.
We head into the back alley pointed by my ultimate pervert slut sex-detecting womb radar.
The winding, maze-like alley quiets instantly a few steps in, like another world.
"........."
"........."
Then we spot a gang of rough-looking males ahead.
My ultimate pervert slut sex-detecting womb radar is spot-on as always.
Normally, getting captured and ravaged by them wouldn't be bad... but we have business, so pass this time.
"Hey. You guys. Got a question."
"...Huh? What? A bitch standing on two legs?"
"Am I seeing things?"
Four sleazy-looking guys approach us.
"We're the adventurer team 'Unyielding' from Arje. We took a commission from joint city lords Ririka and Ruruka to hunt succubi hiding in the city. Mind cooperating a bit?"
"We look it, but we're adventurers, so no rough stuff if we can help it. Know anything about succubi?"
"Puhahahahahaha!"
The thugs burst out laughing in unison.
"What's so funny?"
Anyone could see they're openly mocking us; my voice rises without thinking.
"Puhhat! Look at yourselves! You expect us not to laugh acting like that?!"
Ourselves?
We check each other.
Legs splayed wide, hands behind heads, tits thrust out like anytime slime-toys for bored cocks.
Perfect wide-legged slutty ahegao proof pose from every angle.
"What's wrong? Wide-legged slutty ahegao proof pose in front of males. Common sense, right?"
"What? You don't even know that basic common sense?"
"Kuhahahaha! Ahahaha! Ah. Laughed my ass off. Fine. Say we know about succubi... What if we don't wanna tell? Then what?"
"Yeah. We could beat you down and drag you to a motel right here?"
The thugs surround us in a flash.
Hah. They don't know to fear adventurers.
"I didn't wanna get rough, but if you strike first, no choice. I'll whoop your asses and then ask about succubi. It'll hurt, but endure it?"
We strip naked in an instant.
Then I draw my sword, Erophna her staff, and shove them into our chocolate ice cream dispensers♡
"Nnghyoooooot♡"
"Ohhoooooook♡ Th-then come at us♡ Bring it♡"