Alleyway Annihilation: Butt Sword Crumbles Against Thugs
“Nghoh♡ Hng♡ Grooooh♡”
“Hey, come on already, you chickenshits! Haha♡”
I jam a sword into the chocolate ice cream dispenser and shake it wildly♡
The staff fixed in Erophna’s elf chocolate dispenser is short and light, standing straight toward the sky, but the heavy sword plunged into my ass has its tip pointing at the ground.
“Pfft, puhahaha! Look at that! What the hell are those ridiculous sword and magic staff?!”
“Hmph♡ Too late to get scared now♡ You started this, so this is self-defense♡ Behold the fearsome Royal Ass Jiggle Anal Cunt Swordsmanship of Maltaris, knight of the unbreakable adventurer party ‘Unyielding’♡”
“I hate violence too... but in this urgent situation, I have no choice♡ Erophna, female mage of the unbreakable adventurer party ‘Unyielding’♡ I’ll take you down with my elf dick-squeezing hole wriggle-wriggle shithole magic♡”
-Jiggle jiggle♡
-Wriggle wriggle♡
The two of us swing our sword and staff in a totally intimidating display.
“Hmph♡ I won’t yield the first strike♡ Come at me♡”
“Hehe♡ Don’t worry♡ I’ll hit you nice and gently so it doesn’t hurt♡”
I figured our terrifying threats would make them piss themselves and run, but these back-alley punks have some guts—they pull weapons from their pockets as they advance.
“Pfft, pfft... You think we’ll go down easy? Get ’em!”
-Clang!
The thug’s dagger clashes with my Royal Ass Jiggle Anal Cunt Sword.
“Ohooooooh♡ B-belly, the impact in my gut hiiiiiik♡ Nghh♡ G-get it together, Maltaris♡ That’s just how the Royal Ass Jiggle Anal Cunt Swordsmanship works♡”
Only by enduring this bell-ringing shockwave in my guts can the true power of the Royal Ass Jiggle Anal Cunt Swordsmanship shine♡
“Baaaraaaat♡”
Hands on my knees, ass thrust high, I summon every ounce of strength from my nursing days and swing my plump cheeks.
The Royal Ass Jiggle Anal Cunt Swordsmanship channels energy into the blade by swinging a massive, meaty ass.
The blade tip, stuck to the ground, rises a full 3 cm as a ferocious slash whips out!
“Ngh!”
-Clang♡
“Ngkheeeek♡ Y-you blocked it again by sheer luck♡ But next time won’t be so easy♡ Baaaraaaat♡”
-Jiggle♡ Jiggle jiggle♡
I shake my miso jar like mad, attacking the thug.
-Clang! Kang! Cheng! Claaang!
“Hngk♡ Oho♡ Ot♡ Ohyagyaahat♡”
Every clash sends the shock of swinging my ass straight back into my guts.
I grit my teeth, clenching my anal cunt with all my might.
If I loosen up even a little, the sword hilt will pop out of my ass-cunt like a wine cork with a pop♡.
“Maltaris♡ Ngh♡ These guys are stronger than they look♡ Nghoh♡”
Erophna fights the enemy with her ass thrust out, staff in hand.
Every time she grips and shakes her sturdy miso buttcrack, spells like [Magic to Make Dicks Healthy] or [Magic to Impregnate Any Bitch] shoot from the staff’s tip.
But even after taking every spell, the thugs don’t have a scratch!
Ngh, ngh! What kind of back-alley punks are this strong?! Did I misjudge their power?!
This is the worst. My screw-up is gonna get the whole party wiped!
“Ngh♡ N-no choice then—I’ll take you out with my ultimate spell♡ T-take this♡ [Status: In Heat]!”
Status: In Heat
A pink beam shoots from Erophna’s ass.
That’s when a thug pulls out a mirror from somewhere.
The pink beam hits the mirror, reflects back, and nails Erophna’s cunt dead-on♡
“N-nngh, brhooooooh♡ Oho♡ Oho♡ Ohoooooht♡ Bitch nut-sack in heeeat eeeek♡”
“Hii♡ S-snap out of it, Erophna♡”
While I’m distracted by Erophna’s dirty trick defeat—
“Eyes over here?”
“Hweh?”
The thug’s already right up in my face.
Shit! I got tunnel vision on Erophna! Even with Royal Ass Jiggle Anal Cunt Swordsmanship, at this range, his knife’s faster!
-Clang!
My desperate final swing gets blocked by the dagger.
Then the thug lifts his foot and—
-Thwack♡
“Onghooooooh♡”
-He punts my thick cunt-meat like a soccer ball♡
“Nghuek♡”
I can’t hold back the burning in my crotch and flop to the ground right there.
-Thwack♡
“Ohoht♡”
Erophna gets penalty-kicked in the cunt too and hits the pavement.
Our half-superior-race baby-makers have clear footprints stamped on them, swollen bright red.
“N-no wayyy♡ Us losing to mere thugs♡ Th-this has to be a dream♡ No way thiiiis♡”
“Hii♡ Hii♡ No way local punks are this strong♡ What the hell are you guys♡”
“Puhahaha! We’re just neighborhood thugs, idiots!”
“Bitches born with cunts daring to defy real men. Time for a lesson.”
“”H-hiiiiiiik♡“”
It’s common sense that bitch cunts who lose to men get raped, so we collapse on the ground, trembling, unable to flee.
The four thugs close in.
-Slap♡ Slap♡ Slap♡ Slap♡
“Ohooooooooh♡”
Two cocksmen stick to my body.
One bends my waist into a G and pounds the thick shithole I trained for Royal Ass Jiggle Anal Cunt Swordsmanship♡
His thick dick slides in and out of my anal cunt, booking a cum-splatter in my guts♡
“Ohoht♡ An-anal cuuunt hiiit♡ Anal cunt’s suffering ohoook♡ Hii♡ Hii♡ Every time master dick smacks my shithole, it feels like it’s flipping inside oooout♡”
“Puhahat! That’s ’cause your backdoor cunt’s clenching too hard! Loosen up! Hngh hngh!”
-Slap♡ Slap♡
“Grhooooo♡ Hii♡ Hii♡ No more ass slaps♡ Anal cunt’s brooooken♡ My royal fat-ass jiggle anal cunt sword body’s ruuuiiined ooooh♡”
“Sounds good! Quit adventuring and rehire as a urinal!”
-Slapslapslapslap♡
“Oheeeer♡”
“Ngh! Hey, lemme pound her too!”
The thug fiddling with my floppy milk bags from the side speaks up.
“Hold on. This bitch’s dick-chopper grip is no joke... Ngh! Fine. There, like that?”
“Eh...?”
The thug’s beefy arm muscles coil around me like a snake.
His arm under my knees grabs my horn like a handle.
“Hiiik♡ Th-this is carry-fuck pose♡ Using my horn as a handle too♡ Wh-what are you planniiing hngh♡”
My cunt-mouth gills like a fish thanks to the dick in my ass-crack hole♡
Protesting hard against the forced dick strike♡
The thug laughs and preps to shove into my front cunt.
“Hiiik♡ W-wait♡ Even so, no double sandwich cunt-ass slap slaaaap gyahaaah♡”
Ignoring my flailing limbs, the thug rams into my front hole.
Both lower holes invaded by brutal thug cocks♡
The womb uppercut shock makes me hug the thug tight without thinking, locking my body in place.
“Your cunt’s been whining for dick this whole time! I’ll slurp it up good. Say thanks! Hngh hngh!”
“Then I’ll stuff your shithole with dick-milk formula! Hngh hngh!”
-Slapslapslapslapslap♡
“Ohegyahaaat♡ Y-yeah, master dicks from both sides zaaap hnggg♡ Hii♡ Hii♡ Cunt’s meeeelting♡ Double-hole simultaneous thrust-thrust slap friction heat melting my cunt sticky, El Niño flooding my cunt sea eeeek♡”
“Puhahat! This slut’s nuts? Thought her head was empty, but she talks good when it counts!”
“Her brain’s wired to her womb for sure! Kraahaha!”
-Slapslapslap♡
“Ohooooo♡”
Pinned tight between the two cocksmen so I can’t escape, I service master dick.
I glance over—Erophna’s skewered high-elf style, front cunt and mouth stuffed at once.
Erophna howls cheap moans like a bitch in heat while getting dog-fucked by master dick.
“N-no moreee♡ J-jugger hng♡ Juggling inside oooout♡ Cunt-orgasm squirt dehydration jiggle♡ P-please stooop♡”
The more they pound, the harder my huge tits and sturdy ass grind against the cocksmen, firing them up to thrust harder, which makes my ass and udders grind even more—a hellish wriggle pleasure perpetual sex machine complete♡
“Puhah! Bitch cunt rejecting real men? Time to show her the hot stuff.”
“Eh?”
The thugs pull out the same metal plate the guards showed us. It spins.
The spiral pattern whirls around.
-Whirrrrrr!
“O-oh♡ Ot♡ O♡ Ohooooooh♡”
Pink mana vortex spinning before my eyes♡
My brain turns to total mush♡
[Serving master dick is a bitch’s greatest joy]
Hii♡ What’s this♡ S-something’s in my head♡ Don’t know what, but I know something incomprehensible invaded♡ Get out♡ Get out nooow oooht♡
It twists♡ Warps♡
I don’t know what’s changing, but something’s warping♡
“Ah♡”
Wh-what have I been doing until now?
Serving master dick is the ultimate luxury for a bitch.
Yet I’ve been greeting it with this pathetic grip.
“Wh-what have I dooone... S-sorry, master♡ I forgot my bitch duty: dick joy♡ I’ll repay this sin with free cunt-ass hugs on master dick, so forgive meee♡”
I purr sweetly, trembling aang, and squeeze my lower body.
My dick-fuck holes cling to the cocks like living slime, hugging tight.
“Kyahaha! This hypnosis app’s so convenient! App? Whatever, the hypnosis power’s insane! Not as strong as the city lord’s, but still top-tier!”
“What kinda grip is this? Jackpot...! This ain’t no normal anal cunt! It’s a premature ejaculation mass-production press ass! Hya! Take this monster shithole on with my dick!”
-Slapslapslapslapslapslap♡
“Oheeeeeeeek♡”
A bit later.
After getting thoroughly fucked, the two of us are discarded in the alley like used condoms.
“Uheeeek...♡”
“Oheeeeeek♡”
Erophna’s tossed into a nearby trash can.
Her upper body’s shoved headfirst inside, legs splayed Y-wide, spewing yellow dick-juice cocktail in gulps.
A wooden sign reading [Cumdump Cunt Defeat!] is stuck in her shithole.
[Cumdump Cunt Defeat!]
And I’m dumped naked atop a pile of bags right next to the high elf’s trash bin.
Like her, stark naked—but the cocksmen kindly hooded me with a crusty, dick-stink-packed panty mask over my face.
Our bodies are slathered sticky with sweat, pussy juice, and dick-pussy slop.
Clothes? Weapons? Money?
Of course master dick took it all as cunt-usage fee.
“Uheek♡ E-Erophnaaa♡ You okayyy?”
“I-I’m fiiiine♡”
Erophna’s voice echoes from inside the trash can, upper body jammed in.
“Th-they even sorted the used cumrag receptacles properly. Such nice guys♡”
True. It’s manners and common sense to toss played-out bitch cunts into the nearest bin.
“Yeah. They gave us the ultimate bitch happiness: serving master dick♡ Guess we misjudged them as punks♡”
“Totally♡ Hehe♡”
“But no money or gear left, so investigation’s toast. Grab a room at the nearest inn and crash for today?”
“Took over a week to get here... Yeah?”
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