Chapter 2: The Guard's Joyful Inspection Life (2)
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 2: The Guard's Joyful Inspection Life (2)
"S-Strip?"
Iruna clutched the hem of her robe in terror. It was the kind of reaction you'd expect from a virgin, but to me, having cleared The Sufferings of Novice Hunter Iruna, it felt fresh.
After all, I already knew her future—a future where she’d be fucked raw all over the place. Of course, now that I’ve possessed this body, that "slutty Iruna" won't exist. I’ll make sure she becomes dependent on my cock and mine alone.
Anyway, since she’s still a virgin, she might just scream that she’s quitting being a hunter and bolt if I push too hard. I’ve locked the door, so she can’t exactly run away, and while the taste of resistance is special in its own right, I can’t afford to cause a scene on my first day of work.
Besides, this wasn't the ideal place for a rape; I never knew when a hunter who had entered the dungeon might come back out. Thanks to the convenient settings of the Isekai world, the crystal at the entrance would change color five minutes before someone appeared, but that was still too little time to subdue her, fuck her, and creampie her.
So, for now, I needed to act like a guard who was just dedicated to his job. I asked her back, sounding as nonchalant as possible.
"What’s the matter? Do you honestly think I harbor some kind of lewd intent toward you?"
"Ah, no, it’s not that..."
"I’m not the kind of shallow man who would take an interest in a country girl like you. Now, if you were a sophisticated city woman, that might be a different story."
"Ugh."
Iruna was a country girl who had just arrived in the capital. Naturally, she held fantasies about the city. In the Isekai Universe, the gap between the city and the dungeon was quite large, which only inflated those fantasies further.
Just like Koreans in the old days used to say you should send your children to Seoul. When I gave her a cold, indifferent look, Iruna gripped her robe tighter.
"Do I... really have to take it off?"
"Stop wasting time and strip. If you continue to be uncooperative, I’ll have to assume you’re carrying illegal contraband. Do you want to end up in a dungeon cell?"
"Hieek! No. I-I’ll take them off."
Closing her eyes tight, Iruna began to undress one layer at a time. As the robe fell away, her massive breasts—which even her baggy clothes couldn't hide—were revealed. Those monstrous jugs. Those mommy-milk dispensers. They were one of the reasons I played The Sufferings of Novice Hunter Iruna in the first place.
But why was she so slow? She took the robe off just fine, but her hands were moving like snails on the buttons. If I left her to it, she’d take minutes on a single button.
"Enough. I’ll conduct the inspection from here."
I approached Iruna and began unbuttoning her shirt myself. Startled, she cried out.
"P-Please, you can't..."
"Are you hiding something in your clothes?"
"N-Nooo."
"Then cooperate quietly if you have nothing to hide."
As I stripped her of her top and bottom, her plain underwear was revealed. I was hoping for a micro-bikini that barely covered the nipples, but this was what I got. Still, that didn't mean it wasn't a turn-on.
Iruna bit her lip hard in shame. Her trembling eyelashes and flushed face triggered an immediate impulse to pounce on her.
And these massive tits, which the bra couldn't even cover halfway... the sight of that bouncy cleavage was enough to drive a man mad. If she looked this good in underwear, how much more erotic would she be once I took the bra off?
Better get it off quickly.
But where was the bra hook? Front? Back? It’s not like I’d ever taken off a woman’s bra before. Let’s just start by feeling them up.
"Why are your breasts so large? Did you use magic to put something inside them?"
I naturally cupped Iruna’s breasts. The first time I’d ever touched a woman’s breasts in my life, they were squishy and soft.
"Hngh!"
The way they clung to my palms was exquisite. Now I understand why they say a man’s lifespan increases when he touches breasts. Anyone would want to live a long life if they could keep touching things like these.
The breasts, changing shape every time I kneaded them, provided both visual and mental satisfaction simultaneously. Iruna couldn't even put up a fight as her breasts were toyed with. True to an eroge protagonist, her sensitivity seemed high; she let out occasional moans that were incredibly stimulating to my groin.
Ah. It’s vulgar, but I’ve got a full-on erection. I pressed my hard rod against Iruna’s thigh while lowering my hand further to ensure she didn't notice the bulge.
My hand slipped inside the bra and brushed against her hard nipples. A louder moan than before escaped Iruna’s lips.
"Haaahhh!!"
"What is this hard thing? What on earth are you hiding in your chest?"
"Th-That’s not something I hid, hngh!"
The texture of the nipples was so different from the rest of the breast that they were a joy to touch. Every time I flicked them with my fingers or rubbed them with my palm, Iruna flinched, which only made it better.
"Then what is it?"
"It’s..."
Is she refusing to say something so embarrassing while having her breasts toyed with by a man she just met for the first time? This cheeky bitch. Getting annoyed, I pinched her nipple with two fingers.
"Hyaaaang!!"
Unable to hold it back, Iruna let out a cry and collapsed. I quickly caught her. I could feel her feverish breath against my chest, and her heavy bust pressed against my abdomen.
The breasts themselves were soft, but the bra was stiff and getting in the way. I unhooked the bra at her back. The underwear fell away, revealing her tits in their full glory.
Her breasts, stained red with my palm prints, and her erect pink nipples were truly mouth-watering. I wanted to bite, lick, and suck them with all my heart, but I was supposed to be conducting an inspection. Even Iruna would realize something was wrong if I went that far.
"I-Is this really an inspection?"
Is it too late? No, not yet.
"Are you doubting a city guard right now?"
I intentionally acted angry while kneading her tits. Hmm, humans really are visual creatures. The texture was the same as before, but the satisfaction was doubled.
"No, it’s just..."
"Fine. It wasn't a foreign object, just your nipples. Why were you too embarrassed to say so?"
"Uuu..."
"Refrain from making those strange noises. People will think I’m molesting you."
Actually, I was. I stood Iruna back up and checked her underwear. As expected of an eroge protagonist, she was already soaking wet just from having her breasts touched.
That gave me an even better excuse.
"Why are your panties wet?"
"That’s, well..."
"Are you hiding something in there? I’ll have to check."
I pulled Iruna’s panties down in one motion. Her clean, hairless mound and her plump, macaron-like pussy lips were revealed.
As expected, a pink pussy is the prettiest. If I were to give it a score, it’d be a 200 out of 100.
"Hieek!!"
Terrified, Iruna pulled her legs together. Her beautiful pussy was hidden behind her thighs.
This bitch, hiding it right when I was enjoying the view? I guess being a gentleman won't work. I gave Iruna’s butt a hard slap.
Spank!
"Hyaaaaaah!!"
Great impact, great reaction. When I brought my hand between her slightly parted thighs, it came away covered in wet pussy juice.
"What is this liquid?"
"That’s..."
"Forget it. I’ll check for myself. Sit on the desk over there."
"Huh?"
"I said sit."
When I lowered my voice, Iruna sat on the desk, trembling. Why are your legs closed?
"Spread them."
"N-No, I don't want to."
This bitch?
Spank.
Annoyed, I slapped her breast. Her bouncy, large breast turned a bright red.
"Ah, it hurts."
"Spread your legs if you don't want to get hit again. I need to check if you’ve hidden anything inside."
"But..."
"Do I need to hit you more to make you understand?"
"Hii!!"
When I raised my hand, Iruna spread her legs in a panic. Just a little. At most, enough for one or two fingers to pass through.
I wanted to hit her more, but I forgave her out of the kindness of my heart. It would be weirder if she spread them wide after just a few slaps. I’ll just do the rest myself.
I forced Iruna’s legs apart. Her tightly closed slit was revealed. A pussy that hadn't allowed any intruder yet, refusing to show its inner flesh.
A pussy that won't show... that’s got a nice ring to it. If I’d gone on Show Me the Money, I would’ve won instantly. Iruna, who was covering her face with both hands, whined.
"Please... don't look so much..."
"You have a talent for rhyming too, I see."
"Pardon?"
Taking advantage of her confusion at my nonsense, I slid a finger inside. Her pussy, already slick with juice, resisted for a moment before accepting the finger.
"Hnnnnngh!!!"
Her reaction was even better than when I touched her breasts. Seeing her with her mouth agape and her body shivering, she looked like she didn't have the energy to resist anymore. I began to move my finger.
The bumpy ridges inside clamped down hard on my finger. Warm, wet pussy juice flowed down my finger and soaked my wrist.
Usually, the pressure should ease up once the juice starts flowing, but it only got stronger. This is the ultimate milking pussy...! I feel like I could cum just from a finger; imagine what it’d be like to shove my cock in there.
I wanted to fuck her right then and there, but the crystal ball on the desk flickered. It was the signal that the next hunter was waiting outside the checkpoint.
I wanted to enjoy this more, but I had to wrap it up. Still, feeling a bit unsatisfied, I pushed my finger in deeper. Then, a firm membrane, different from the tight ridges, blocked my path.
"What’s this?"
I asked, poking the hymen. Iruna, who had been panting, snapped back to her senses.
"That is..."
"Is it contraband? If you don't tell me, I’ll have to reach in and pull it out."
"No!!"
Iruna’s body jolted. Her large breasts bounced as if begging to be touched. And hey, I had a free hand. I grabbed her breast with my left hand, and her thrashing stopped.
"What is it? Tell me now."
"That’s, well. Haaah!! It’s... it’s my hymen."
"Aha. So you were a virgin."
As I slowly withdrew my finger, the vaginal walls clung to it as if begging it not to leave. It’s a shame, but I can’t help it. It’s my first day on the job after possessing this body; I can’t get fired.
Once my finger was out, her pussy clamped shut again. It’s got great elasticity.
"Now, put your clothes back on."
"Is it... is it over?"
"Yes."
I operated the crystal ball and typed on the virtual keyboard. Hunter license issued. Name: Iruna. Affiliation: None. Special notes: Virgin.
I filled in the basic information and watched Iruna as she dressed. The tears pooling in the corners of her eyes were quite a sight.
"I need to take a photo for the license, so stand in front of the crystal ball."
"Yes..."
"Why are you crying? Are you so weak that you’d cry over a simple inspection? I’m starting to doubt your qualifications as a hunter."
"N-No, I’m not!!"
Iruna wiped her tears with her sleeve. Fuck, every single thing she does is a turn-on.
"The photo is taken. Your hunter license is officially issued."
"Then... can I go into the dungeon now?"
"No."
Iruna jumped. No, I’m not trying to do anything weird this time, so why the reaction? It’s making me feel soft.
And when I feel soft, my libido spikes. Unable to help myself, I squeezed Iruna’s breast. Hmm... the bra is too stiff; it’s not as fun to touch. Naturally, my dick went limp.
"There’s a beginner support set, so take it with you."
"There’s such a thing?"
Iruna looked like she’d never heard of it. Right. Usually, there’s no such thing in an eroge. If you want gear, you have to earn money, even if it means selling your body.
But who am I? I’m the eroge master, the Sex Master. Of course I know the hidden pieces. If you rummage through the boxes at the checkpoint in an Isekai Studio game, items will pop out.
"There isn't, normally. It’s a gift because you were so cooperative during the inspection."
I checked the box hidden under the desk.
[Checkpoint Supply Box]
[Low-Grade Recovery Potion x 99]
[Return Scroll x 99]
Until a moment ago, it felt like reality, but seeing this made me realize it really was a game. Do I have a status window then? My brain was so dominated by my dick that I didn't even think to check.
I’ll try shouting "Status Window" after I send Iruna out. I grabbed a handful of recovery potions and return scrolls.
"One way to get out of a dungeon is to find a portal, but you can also use a return scroll. Treasure these scrolls like your own life. They will pull you out of the dungeon no matter the situation."
"Th-Thank you."
"Slimes and goblins are dangerous. You have an inventory since you’re a hunter, right?"
"Yes."
"If you have a return scroll in your inventory, you can activate it just by thinking about it, so keep them safe."
"Yes, sir!"
She got all fired up just from receiving items that wouldn't even cost 30 copper coins. The look in her eyes, which had regarded me as a lecher until a moment ago, softened significantly. It was a look that seemed to say, 'He really was just a guard dedicated to his duty!'
"Then, I wish you luck."
"Thank you!!"
Iruna, clutching the items dearly, turned to enter the dungeon. Ah, come to think of it, weren't there some horny bastards among the guys who went in earlier?
There was a related event in The Sufferings of Novice Hunter Iruna, so I should give her a warning. What’s the point if I’ve already marked her as mine and someone else takes her?
I don't necessarily hate NTR, but I refuse to be the victim of it. It’s fine if it happens to someone else, but I won't tolerate it happening to me.
"Wait. Stop."
"Yes?"
"Be careful of people once you’re inside. Sometimes there are men blinded by lust who might try to ravish you. If that happens, use a return scroll immediately and report it to me. I can’t bear to see a promising hunter like you waste away in vain."
"Am... Am I promising?"
No, that was just lip service. Your talent as a hunter is mediocre, but your talent as a meat toilet is top-tier.
"Yes. So keep my words in mind."
"I will!"
Iruna entered the dungeon. Now, shall I clean up? I wiped the pussy juice off the desk and sprayed some deodorizer.
"Next person, come in."
I unlocked the door, and a man walked in.
"Name and affiliation."
"I’m Ohwan of the Oracle Guild."
So the name of the piece of shit who interrupted my fun is Ohwan, huh? I’ll remember you.
*
The dungeons in this world open in the morning and close in the evening. Most hunters come out in the evening, and those who miss the timing have to rest at a mid-point or spend the night in the dungeon until the next day.
Low-Rank dungeons don't have mid-points, so most people come out. Around late afternoon, most hunters had returned, led by Geum Taeyang, who looked quite refreshed, but Iruna was nowhere to be seen.
Did she get caught by goblins? No! If anyone’s going to fuck her, it has to be me! Just as I was getting anxious, the color of the crystal at the entrance changed.
It wasn't the usual yellow light for a normal exit, but the red light that signaled a return scroll had been activated. Could it be Iruna? As I waited, Iruna appeared.
"Mr. Guard... the other hunters..."
Her robe was shredded, revealing patches of skin here and there. She looked at me with a tear-stained face before losing consciousness and collapsing.
Is this a chance for some sleep rape? Normally, I should send her to the clinic, but since she has no visible wounds, I’ll hold off. After hiding Iruna well in a corner of the checkpoint, I waited for the humans who had done this to her.
The Bald Party that went in second hasn't come out yet, right? I didn't like them from the moment they gave me those copper coins. You guys are definitely going to be eating prison food.