Chapter 23 - Resolution
Resolution
Translator : Elizabeth
Chapter 23. Resolution
—[SYSTEM] ‘BunongBunong’ has been blocked from the channel.
I immediately banned BunongBunong, calming the excited hearts of the poor viewers as quickly as possible.
- Goodbye let’s never see each other again.
- You just don't do volunteer activity… and don't come back either… please I beg you…
- ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ)Grind grind gnash crack.
- Inssa (Insider/Normie) OUT!!!!!!
Following that, it was the moment I tried to take out a slightly special Tarot to use for the next consultation.
“Now, then now….”
[‘DarkJ’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- But Yujin-nim if it becomes like this, does BunongBunong's baby who was destined to be born originally just disappear?
A message from a donation shook the viewers once again. With a slightly eerie topic, different from the atmosphere until just a moment ago.
- ?
- Uh?
- That’s true?
- ;;;;
- ((((；゜Д゜))) Uh…? Thinking about it…?
【‘KowaiNe (Scary)’ sent 1 KB!】
- This is a little scary yes yes;; #Regret #Devastation #Obsession.
Ah. This problem.
“Mm.”
I groaned for a moment but soon steadied my mind. Because this topic was something I had already pondered sufficiently before turning on the broadcast today.
And just in time, today’s broadcast was also the perfect timing to bring up this story.
“Everyone by any chance, do you know the movie called Back to the X-ture?”
- Yes? Suddenly?
- Is there anyone who doesn't know that shudder?
- What is that you old farts.
- Wasn't this a 19+ restricted broadcast? Let’s just ban all bastards who say they don't know that?
- But that appears in textbooks too lol Even Jammin-i (Elementary kids) would know?
- That was re-released in our country a few years ago too.
- Why do you think they would look at textbooks.
“Actually I have an uncomfortable point whenever I see stories of that kind.”
- Is that so then how about fixing your posture sitting?
- Reason for putting 19+ was to tell old fart story? lol.
I tried to ignore the viewers' mischievous reactions and continued speaking.
“That butterfly effect happens if past is changed crossing time, everyone agrees on this right?”
- Of course right.
- Yes yes.
“Then who receives the biggest influence of that butterfly effect? It is exactly people not born yet. The same person being born before and after changing the past, no matter how much I think about it, doesn't make sense.”
- No Yujin-ah that is a movie.
- We decided to call such thing destiny.
- It is a cliché though lol.
[‘DestinyWatermelon’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- (O - O;;) But isn't that not something Yujin-nim should say;;???
- Real, not anyone else but rather aren't you the person who should believe that destiny??? lol.
- What is the bitch divining other people’s destiny saying right now lol.
- σ(^_^;)?Why does Yujin say that?
The chat window started to murmur.
“No no no. Really think about it once. Just in time put 19+ on today’s broadcast too, so I’ll speak a little explicitly. Everyone. How is a baby made?”
【‘I Am Invincible 2’ sent 1,000 KB!】
- Stork brings it^^.
[‘SlaughtererOfSampleCornerYujin’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Putting semen into uterus^^.
- F*ck lol.
- The contrast between those two makes me laugh Puhahahahaha!
- 1000kb vs 1000 won match…! Result is…?! Overwhelming victory of 1000 won!!!!
【‘OO’ sent 10 KB!】
That's enough! Nothing more to see. This battle is victory of SlaughtererOfSampleCornerYujin-kun.
- Lol.
- Lol f*ck.
Chat window plastered with laughter in an instant.
“…Mm. First well, what I intended to say is indeed that. Yes. Baby is created by meeting of egg and sperm. Right. Yes.”
- No this was real? lol.
- Hey! Having lot of money isn't everything dude!
【‘I Am Invincible 2’ sent 1,000 KB!】
- I admit defeatㅠㅠ.
[‘SlaughtererOfSampleCornerYujin’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Chairman cu—t!!!! Now I am chairman of this room Yujin-ah serve me.
“…Anyway. It means one entity is born when one among those hundred million unit sperms meets the egg exactly.”
- Ah I know what she wants to say.
- Yes yes roughly know.
- Still don't know why the bitch reading Tarot not anyone else is saying this though lol.
- Real lol.
“Speaking frankly, just by timing or posture of ejaculation changing, baby’s DNA composition will almost certainly change. No need to even talk up to fertilization time.”
[‘OO’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Ha sh*t;; Female streamer put 19+ and saying sperm egg or ejaculation timing or posture such words talking about baby making but why is it not erotic at all;;;
- Real this seems something wrong;;
- Yujin-nim please speak a little more vulgarly.
I continued speaking without reading chat and donations.
“Anyway what I want to say is this. Even if not necessarily influence of reading Tarot, baby to be born is bound to change by each trivial action.”
[‘OO’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- But didn't you see the kid before changing? Thinking about where that kid disappeared to feels kinda icky though.
“Ah, that case. That wasn't me seeing only that child.”
- What nonsense is that again?
- What was it twins?
“No, not like that. I meant BunongBunong-nim before destiny changed. Since his action changed following my divination. Isn't BunongBunong-nim I saw also same as disappeared from this world?”
- No he exists actually though.
- What? BunongBunong disappears from this world? That sounds good proceed!
“…So it is my conjecture that BunongBunong-nim who shotgun wedding-ed (speeding violation) and that child are living happily well in parallel world.”
- What nonsense.
- Uung I don't know difficult words…
[‘DatingSimMaster’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Ah lol I understood exactly lol So you mean the child Yujin saw didn't just disappear but continues to exist inside BunongBunong's normal ending right lol.
- Aha! You were talking about normal route!
- Okay! Understanding complete!
- Reality isn't dating sim aack!!!
【‘OO’ sent 1 KB!】
- Reality isn't dating sim f*ck even seeing that bastard BunongBunong can such words come out?
- Reality is dating sim aaaaaack!
- Good.
…Fortunately it seemed viewers also roughly understood what I wanted to say.
But, actually.
‘The existence refuting logic of just now perfectly is exactly me though….’
Yes.
I left clear trace in 16th century of this world. That too by turning multiple people into salt.
‘I killed people of almost five hundred years ago. If that degree, it’s not strange at all even if current humanity’s overall changed by butterfly effect. But… strangely, nothing changed.’
And thinking like this.
[T□E MA□I□I□N]
Existence of certain Arcana reveals itself very blurrily. As if appearing before obtaining talisman ability.
‘Just with presence felt briefly, feels like holding infinite possibility. Probably Magician.’
I looked at that existence for a moment, then turned gaze back to computer screen. Seemed not the time yet.
【‘19+’ sent 19 KB!】
- But Yujin-nim^^;; Considering you put 19+, broadcast level is totally weak;;
And just in time, such donation came in. Whether other viewers also sympathized, chat soared wildly.
“Actually I did prepare more.”
- Oh? I lower pants?
- I was already taking off lol.
- These bastards were all fake I already came lol.
- 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
- Just what did you come with let’s know together please.
Appreciating their reactions slowly, I took out new Tarot deck and placed on table.
- What card is that again?
- That looks like Tarot too.
- Different Tarot daresay?
- DecaXron lol But in Twatcher even putting 19 won't work?
As there are viewers liking Tarot too, identity of deck placed face down was revealed quickly.
- ??? What is that so saying even putting 19 won't work?
- Honestly Twatcher adult standard too strict;;
“There are people recognizing it. Correct. It is DecaXron Tarot. Representative adult-only Tarot deck.”
Saying so, I flipped cards one by one. Arcana depicted quite obscenely were captured on screen.
- Eh??? What just now what is picture tteok-ing (having sex)???
- What is sticker.
- What lol.
- F*ck lol Such Tarot existed??? lol.
- Ah covered with sticker.
Then viewers showing violent reaction.
【‘I Am Invincible 2’ sent 1,000 KB!】
- Because of art style not horny at all;;
[‘SlaughtererOfSampleCornerYujin’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Pyapyapyapya that art style is subtly f*cking horny lol.
- This is Chairman-nim (Former)’s victory.
- Sample knows horny well lol.
- Lol are those two Teach and Luffy? lol.
- Rather than horny just vulgar lol.
I started explanation about DecaXron Tarot to them.
“DecaXron Tarot as you can know from the name, was made inspired by 14th century Italian classic novel Decameron. If saying theme of deck in one word… it is human desire. Explicit, and not hiding.”
- Desire oh my oh my.
- (´･ω･`; )Dick-droop (Boner kill)…
- But picture isn't very hornyㅠㅠ.
- Seems like picture drawn in Renaissance something era like that lol.
“…So in card pictures too love, affair, seduction, pleasure things like that appear explicitly. If normal Tarot is metaphorical tool, this can be said as very straightforward tool.”
[‘Gigimyomyo’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- But doesn't Yujin-nim see straightforwardly even with normal Tarot?
“Ah.”
…That is so?
- Right now Ah, what lol.
- ‘Ah’.
…Something didn't proceed well as thought.
At that time.
【‘PinkLight’ sent 10 KB!】
- It has somewhat classic charm! Surely there must be a reason right?
A viewer opened the sluice moderately.
“R, right. Pictures drawn on Tarot are not just drawn anyhow. If existing Tower is symbol of collapse, DecaXron’s Tower symbolizes male confidence etc. meaning changes quite a bit.”
- Male confidence? Ah ah… Talking about this ‘Tower’ of mine? Male confidence? Ah ah… Talking about this ‘Tower’ of mine? Male confidence? Ah ah… Talking about this ‘Tower’ of mine? Male confidence? Ah ah… Talking about this ‘Tower’ of mine?
- I have Tower too lolololol.
- Toothpicks are noisy lol.
Thanks to that could induce viewers' reactions well.
“Anyway thought it is appropriate tool to solve sexual worries straightforwardly so prepared it. Then now, shall we receive consultation request?”
Now just need person with appropriate story to appear.
[‘OO’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Can I possibly try doing that?
Then as if waiting, this question came out.
- Um.
- That?
- Ah.
- Friend you too?
- …( ´・ω)/(´д｀､)※。.::・'°☆
Momentarily solemn atmosphere of chat window.
【‘RealMan’ sent 1 KB!】
- Hey! Sex, dude! Sex! Just say it dude! That’s why you still haven't done it isn't it dude!
Since number of viewers watching broadcast is large there was such reaction too but….
“Mm.”
Clap.
I clapped hands slightly in front of cam gathering focus, then gave warning to viewers.
“If say such words to person applying for consultation immediate ban.”
—[SYSTEM] ‘RealMan’ has been blocked from the channel.
- Ah.
- At times like this certainly merciless shudder.
- Yes.
- ^^77 Yep.
- Oh right now really seemed like expert.
Following that reactions empathizing with or comforting consultation applicant lined up.
[‘OO’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Gay-ya (Dude) rather how about coming to VR? Here can do anything lol. Won't even think about reality sex soon?
【‘RyoSakazaki’ sent 10 KB!】
- Don't know about VR but for now reality sex is rather shackle lol If I did something like 「Shake after insertion」 would I have been able to imagine something like 「Six-fold Mammatong (Boobs) Strike」 lol.
[‘Vegan’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Real lol If experience banana masturbation melon masturbation things like this don't need reality women at all lol.
【‘OO’ sent 10 KB!】
- Melon masturbation, is that possible? Seems absolutely won't go in ass.
…Wasn't empathy or comfort?
- F*ck.
- Guys.
- Why thrust into that I say-! And why try to thrust that in I say-!
- No.
- (´･ω｀･)?????????
[‘OO’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Yujin-nim seems you chose wrong target to ban.
“Herrgott….”
Agreed.
- Oh lol.
- Oi oi! You guys! You guys drew out Yujin’s ‘Sincerity’ just now? Amazing Kora (Hey)!
- Herrgott? What does it mean?
- It’s Jesus German version lol.
Chwarereuk!
I started shuffling DecaXron deck ignoring donation messages floating on screen.
Tak, tak, tak!
And picked three cards and listed them face up.
‘…If seeing Tarot will become well-behaved, yes…!’
Thinking so, savored information conveyed through each Arcana.
Woman lying on bed with limbs spread wide, and appearance of man diligently caressing such woman’s body. Behind curtain certain man’s surprised appearance is seen.
[THE LOVERS] Reversed Lovers.
Man coveting woman violently from behind. Woman’s feet completely immersed only shake in empty air. All sorts of things fall and scatter.
[THE DEVIL] Devil.
Semi-nude woman. Her gaze was fixed only on skull half buried in cold ground. Black shadow approaches quietly from beyond wheat field.
[DEATH] Death.
“….”
- Real f*cking vulgar lol. Somewhat funny degree lol.
- Still looking at it getting little horny?
- Body drawn generously is subtly horny point yes yes If like that texture f*cking dope.
Viewers laughing and chatting looking at cards.
“….”
But I couldn't laugh at all.
…Because.
Questioner’s donation arrived.
[‘OO’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- How is it Yujin-nim can I try doing it at least once before I die?
This person.
Asked question for suicide resolution.