Chapter 22 - Contraception
Contraception
Translator : Elizabeth
Chapter 22. Contraception
“…At this point, there should still be pain remaining, strange. …Is it because she’s young?”
Tilting his head, the doctor couldn't hide his admiration saying the recovery speed was exceptionally fast.
Lying on the hospital bed, So-young was just grinning from ear to ear.
“Did something good happen?”
To the nurse’s question, So-young nodded brightly.
“Yes! The hospital is clean too, everyone is kind. The food is delicious too!”
At those words, the nurse smiled for a moment. Though her inner thoughts were not so.
‘…Hospital food is delicious? …Just what.’
Leaving the ward with the doctor after rounds ended, the nurse quietly wiped her moist eyes passing through the hallway.
‘How did such a kind and pitiful child undergo such a thing….’
All medical staff knew the fact that Im So-young was hospitalized after being assaulted to the extent of needing 4 weeks of treatment.
So-young, who was being viewed with pitiful gazes by people like that, was humming a tune left alone in the ward now.
“Heung, heu-heung~.”
Morning rounds ended with just now. For the time being, there would be no reason for doctors or nurses to come.
So-young raised her body from the bed and sat cross-legged. And held the Hermit card in her hand.
Consciousness sinks into the body.
Slowly calming her breath, she organized the misaligned senses inside her body one by one. Along with that, the remnants of pain and foreign sensation faded gradually.
After investing about thirty minutes like that….
‘I should make my chest super big like Unni too.’
Stimulated breast tissues one by one and aligned cell arrangement evenly. Aiming for the prettiest chest. Just in time, an ideal form was in her head.
Actually So-young didn't know well either if breasts would really grow big in this way. She just believes and acts so.
Blessed are those who believe.
Words So-young likes. Since she was one who couldn't do anything other than believe.
Even now that the situation changed, she still liked it. Because blessing really came.
“Hu-ha!”
Lying on the bed again, So-young smiled grinning.
Being able to handle supernatural mystery directly beyond just experiencing it was more attractive than imagined.
Even decided to work with the existence who is the subject of that mystery. Naturally, the moment of that day came to mind.
‘Us… won't you work together?’
What Ah-jin held out was the Devil card of Tarot. To the words proposing a contract, So-young nodded even before hearing the content.
‘Yes! I’ll do it!’
Ah-jin smiled awkwardly for a moment, saying to listen to the explanation first at least.
The point was simple. Asking to take charge of outside work on behalf of herself who finds external activities difficult.
So-young's answer remained the same.
‘Yes! I’ll do it!’
Like that, the clauses of the contract made with the Devil card were two.
One, do not say bad words to each other.
Two, do not betray trust in each other.
So-young tilted her head.
‘Not that I dislike it but… isn't the first one a bit out of the blue?’
Ah-jin said that was for checking. To find out in what way the signal comes when the contract is broken.
‘Su, surely do I become salt if I break it?’
As So-young asked playfully trembling, Ah-jin shook her head immediately. Just thinking for a moment, she muttered like talking to herself.
‘…Seem I can make such contract too though. That takes at least ten minutes barely….’
After spilling words ununderstandable, Ah-jin signed the card. As soon as So-young also followed signing, she shouted.
‘Ah-jin Unni idiot (Ba-bo)!’
‘Ah.’
Ah-jin flinched slightly. It was a reaction not simply because of the word idiot.
‘How is it?’
As So-young asked with sparkling eyes, Ah-jin smiled slightly and returned it as is.
‘Really So-young is an idiot.’
‘Ah.’
At that moment jjirit subtle sensation popped inside So-young's body. Could know clearly in what way the reaction comes when the opponent breaks the contract.
And present.
“Unni is idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot idiot!”
Pouring out words almost like rap, So-young giggled and tensed her body. Even covering mouth with both hands, laughter kept leaking out.
“Hi-hit! Hik!”
Soon into her body….
Jjiririt!
Thrilling sensation like static rushed in. It was Ah-jin's immediate revenge.
“Puhahahahaha!”
So-young's laughter burst out inside the ward. Pounding the bed wildly, she laughed with a face without any worry.
Out of the blue, a feeling like static soared from inside the body.
“Eung-geut!”
I, who was checking Rollbook messages, was startled by So-young's prank and flinched my body.
“So-young! This…!”
Immediately responded with childish bad words, but soon reality hit (Hyeon-ta).
Because felt like playing like a child.
Still… it was fortunate she seemed to be doing well in the hospital.
Work I want to entrust to So-young wasn't just trivial errands.
‘Seems very bored…! As soon as discharged I will make you very busy…!’
Making a resolution to roll her round and round wildly, picked up the new Tarot deck arrived by delivery today.
Chwarereuk!
Shuffling the deck, picked one among them.
[THE STAR]
Star.
Arcana became usable as talisman first. But unfortunately for me, it was a card troublesome to use properly.
Since contact with others was almost essential.
‘This is a talisman that can contain the talent of the one who engraved the signature. Hearing So-young's impression, it was certainly as expected.’
From now on, I intended to make So-young get signatures of famous figures.
After organizing thoughts up to there, turned gaze to Rollbook again.
Message had come from Jang Ju-hyeok.
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[Jang Ju-hyeok]: Thanks to assignment presentation finished really well! As soon as result comes out, will share assignment result promised at first and professor’s evaluation together.
[Jang Ju-hyeok]: Professor was interested because assignment result was too good. Asked for Rollbook account so I let him know, is it okay?
[Jang Ju-hyeok]: Uh… By any chance did I do wrong? If so sorry.
[Jang Ju-hyeok]: Seems professor has business related to Latin. So left comment on blog but seems you didn't see it. Professor asked to deliver contact info, so leaving number. (Phone Number)
[Jang Ju-hyeok]: If by any chance uncomfortable please say without reserve. Sorry for sending too many messages.
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Recently due to this and that incident, couldn't check Rollbook or blog reactions almost at all. But, news that university professor got interested.
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[AjinYu]: Had busy matters meanwhile so checked only now. I will try contacting that person.
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Leaving reply to Jang Ju-hyeok, I checked blog comments and sent text to that number.
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[Lee Seon-woo]
Saw materials well. Seeing etymology, context, pronunciation, and even transition of meaning organized, felt like material made premising learning rather than simple translation.
[Me]
Thank you for viewing favorably. Because my educational background isn't good, thought of wanting to be recognized even a little more with material itself was big.
[Lee Seon-woo]
So it was that. But with this much educational background doesn't seem to be a problem at all.
[Lee Seon-woo]
To speak honestly, want to entrust work formally once even in outsourcing form. Just looking at skill, sufficiently worth it.
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“University professor’s outsourcing is it….”
Thoughts bit tail at that one word.
Honestly speaking, there was no need to cling to translation work anymore. Since money and recognition were already sufficiently obtained through broadcast.
Above all.
My most fundamental goal was development for control of salt transformation ability. Seeing from that perspective translation work had almost no room to utilize ability. So judgment that there is no reason to spend time was also possible.
Nevertheless.
“Proving existence called me to the world, was such an enjoyable thing.”
That word flowed out like talking to myself was close to my sincerity.
Broadcast too.
Translation too.
Every time people admired my result, felt like somewhere in heart was filling up slowly. Was genuinely enjoyable.
Although.
That starting point was ability obtained without much effort.
“Therefore even more so.”
I inhaled breath slowly.
“With these abilities given to me, I will try my best as much as I can.”
So accepted Professor Lee Seon-woo's outsourcing. Wanted to have skill verified, and above all wanted to show.
And of course.
Broadcast is also the same.
—3,862 viewers
【Today is ‘That Content’, you know what right?】「¹⁹」
【TarotYujin】
Viewers filling up in an instant.
【‘Private Donor’ sent 20 KB!】
- Thank you for good broadcast today too!
Donation flew in abruptly first.
“…I haven't even greeted yet though?”
- Greeting what greeting! Done! Boss!!!! Right now!!!!!! Start!!!!!!!
- YH YH YH YH YH (Today is really slightly NSFW correct lololol Kyak lololol Keukyakkyak lolololololol).
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Viewers started running wild crazily.
[‘SlaughtererOfSampleCornerYujin’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Still really glad you returned safely haha.
Furthermore human usually crazy about sexual harassment was saying normal words.
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- Real real friends who worried thinking she would break until past Christmas hit recommend lolololol.
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- ( ´∀｀ )👍Recommend~
[‘SlaughtererOfSampleCornerYujin’ has donated 10,000 won!]
- Dog f*cking recommend!!!!!!!!!!!!! Since returned before Christmas now can't make excuse with injury Yujin-ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…Wasn't normal words.
As I debuted as streamer, naturally I studied industry culture. Thanks to that could notice immediately what they are discussing right now.
“Really… Returned dragging body not even fully healed yet, can only welcome like this?”
As I felt disappointed at that and showed slightly sad sign….
【‘Ah’ sent 1 KB!】
- Ah.
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- You horny vermin bastards do it moderately!!!
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- Was a joke.
- Joke joke~
- Will tear and kill all dog vermin bastards.
Whether they thought themselves were a bit too much, reflecting atmosphere was formed quickly.
And.
【‘I Am Invincible 2’ sent 7,777 KB!】
- Yujin-nim is body okay?
- Woame shibual (Oh my f*ck) how much is that.
- Chairman-nim shudder.
- As expected big hand for comfort lololol.
- Roughly 9 million shudderdddddd.
I Am Invincible's sweet comfort was conveyed.
“Heok.”
Thought I escaped from financial bondage to some extent, but at that amount eyes couldn't help but widen unknowingly.
“W, want to see?”
- Yes?
- Where? Where are you gonna show?
- What?
- Heu-eung~ Heu-eung~ Heu-eung~ Heu-eung~
Maybe because of that, slightly excited, rolled up sleeve and extended arm in front of cam screen. And peeled off one band attached on wound and showed.
“As you see wound is healing well. Maybe because my recovery power is so good side, seems scars won't remain almost at all.”
- Ay shit lol startled lololol.
- If chairman-nim expected something weird hit recommend lololol.
- E-rai (Damn)~ Recommend lololol.
[‘SlaughtererOfSampleCornerYujin’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- 👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅👅
【‘Acrotomophilia’ sent 1 KB!】
- But really healed a lot??? I am appreciating photo Yujin uploaded every day but roughly 8~90 percent of wound disappeared?
- What is that bastard again f*ck.
- Real no human bastard.
- (｀・д・´)?Acro… What?
“E-hyo (Sigh). Really….”
Perhaps because it was broadcast practically no different from lawless zone, topic of conversation was changing hwik hwik almost close to chaos.
It was when I thought I should organize this atmosphere slowly and try proceeding broadcast properly.
[‘BunongBunong’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Uh… Shall I come back later…?
Just in time protagonist of today’s broadcast appeared.
“No! Came well!”
- Fck off! Fck off!
- Woo woo woo! Deceiver disappear!
- Yeah~ Already turned on 19+ broadcast~ Don't need you anymore~
Whatever viewers said I took out Tarot straight away and listed three cards on table.
“Then! Let’s continue seeing fortune from last time right away!”
- But what did she say last time?
- Didn't say something big trouble happens?
- Said die end with this game over now let’s see next person?
Chat was rough but important thing was they reacted to my content.
It means evidence that viewers are also interested in BunongBunong.
‘…Isn't this totally Tsunderes?’
Decided to hold back thinking saying this thought out loud would influence broadcast.
Anyway.
[THE LOVERS], Reversed [JUDGEMENT], [FOUR OF WANDS].
After listing part of BunongBunong's fate, started explanation.
“Like this. Seeing Tarot with three cards is called Three Card Spread. ‘Cause, Process, Result’. ‘Past, Present, Future’. ‘Morning, Day, Night’. Usually can read change according to flow of time in this way.”
[‘BunongBunong’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Clearly said I will see big loss in near future right? Then is Wand 4 that loss?
One viewer reacted to BunongBunong's doubt.
[‘TarotBeginner’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Eh I know Yujin-nim interprets Arcana uniquely but isn't upright Wand 4 hard to see greatly negatively.
“Correct, saw well. Because Wand 4 points to matter of farther future than that, and implies ending of achieving happy family eventually.”
[‘BunongBunong’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- I see thank you haha.
- F*ck-ah Yujin didn't do much particularly yet why thanking already.
- Yujin-ah;;; Me tired;;;
- Stop frying Jeon (Korean pancake/Flip-flopping)~ Stop frying Jeon~ Stop frying Jeon~ Stop frying Jeon~ Stop frying Jeon~ Stop frying Jeon~
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- Such trivial thing cannot be loss.
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- S o W h e n D o e s E r o t i c C o m e O u t?
‘Slowly done.’
Viewers reacting violently.
At first glance feels like just very angry, but on one hand it was also evidence that they are focusing on what I say that much.
‘…Seem really angry though.’
Anyway now time to reveal main topic.
Reason why I had no choice but to put 19+ restriction on this broadcast.
That is.
“BunongBunong-nim.”
[‘BunongBunong’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Yes.
“You will soon fail contraception and become a dad.”
[‘BunongBunong’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Yes?
- Came out!!!! Erotic thing!!!!!
- (〃´o｀)=3 =3 =3
- ???But is there suitable solution method for that???
- Hey! You don't tteok (rice cake/sex) now!
[‘BunongBunong’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- That I definitely believe Yujin-nim’s Tarot but I am on side doing contraception meticulously in my own way? Ah perhaps condom is problem?
Their reactions were similar.
Is this something preventable by knowing?
But this matter was problem where cause and result must be seen together.
“Everyone. Shall we look at cards on table again? Meaning Cause, Process, Result.”
Saying so I pointed at cards one by one.
“For reference Lovers card corresponding to Cause right now signifies your actual lover.”
- Heok!
- Surely?
- Pierced condom lolololololol.
[‘BunongBunong’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Eh? Girlfriend says shy so I prepare condoms?
I continued explanation not minding their reactions.
“And reversed Judgment corresponding to Process. If it was contraception failure by coincidence, Tower would have been more appropriate as card here. She made a plan, and BunongBunong-nim couldn't make appropriate response. For reference this is present progressive form.”
- Wow f*ck Yandere shudderddddd.
- Dog fck fcking angry suddenly.
- Is this life.
- WhyonlyyouhappyWhyonlyyouenjoyWhyonlyyousexWhyonlyyouhappyWhyonlyyouenjoyWhyonlyyousexWhyonlyyouhappyWhyonlyyouenjoyWhyonlyyousexWhyonlyyouhappyWhyonlyyouenjoyWhyonlyyousex.
- Just envious onlyㅠㅠㅠ.
- And achieve happy family at end? You fck that what anyway that fck-ah.
- Bastards above all broken lolol.
[‘BunongBunong’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- But I really do contraception meticulously;; Circumstantially doesn't seem like she did something to used condom what the hell is this matter;;?
Watching reaction of BunongBunong looking very confused, decided to tell answer slowly.
“BunongBunong-nim.”
[‘BunongBunong’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Yes;;
“When having relationship with female partner. Are you not using slightly peculiar lubricant?”
- ?
- Lubricant?
- Love gel? Does love gel become problem for contraception?
Viewers expressing doubt.
And soon.
[‘BunongBunong’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Uh.
Reaction of BunongBunong as if something caught mind.
I continued words.
“Female partner said. Water-soluble gel dries quickly and hurts. If use this it will be good for health too. Saying such words brought something probably.”
[‘BunongBunong’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- Ah yes that we are using olive oil though.
- F*ck doing all sorts of things.
- Good? Is that good f*ck.
[‘OO’ has donated 1,000 won!]
- This f*ck Salad bastard.
Right. Olive oil.
That was cause of contraception failure.
Actually when first figured out what cause of contraception failure is with ability. Even knowing olive oil is cause, couldn't know why that makes contraception fail.
But looking up information a little, something came out.
“I also got to know by investigating after seeing your fortune. Heard oil component dissolves condom.”
- Fckfckingusefulinformationthankyou^^.
- Wa~ Almost big trouble if didn't know^^.
- Fckㅠㅠ Fckㅠㅠ F*ckㅠㅠ.
Like this I solved BunongBunong's problem and finish first counseling…
[‘BunongBunong’ has donated 100,000 won!]
- Woah searching right now really true really thank you Yujin-nim really almost got scolded big (big trouble) seems have to scold girlfriend a little to the back side (anal)^^.
…Could.
- No f*ck to the back side what?
- F*ck-ah wanna get scolded a bit too?
- Whythehellsaythattouswhythehell.
- Didn'twanttoknowdaringlyDidn'twanttoknowdaringlyDidn'twanttoknowdaringlyDidn'twanttoknowdaringly.
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- Deceivemoderatelyandf*ckoffplease!