The Worst Hero (2)

Selectio was definitely not a man, and she wasn't suffering from multiple personality disorder either. The rumors about her had simply been warped out of shape by the sheer scale of her power.

Why?

Because a man would never want to look at another man's dick. He especially would not want to touch one — not even if he died and came back to life. He'd be disgusted, if anything.

"Th-that's…"

"What?! You don't want to? We're both guys! I'll show you mine too!"

Damn it. My Golden Cock had pulled aggro in the worst possible way. Selectio, who was supposed to stay as quiet and unobtrusive as an invisible woman, had just become a massive pain in my ass.

I had no idea why this woman was living as a man. But one thing was certain: if I wanted to make it back to the ground in one piece, I needed to stay on her good side.

I slid my pants down and pulled out my cock.

A blaze of light erupted.

Damn it! This thing takes after its owner — one look at a woman and it fires right up!

Cancel! Cancel the activation!

The golden light faded from my cock.

"Hmm. The shape's not bad, I'll give you that. Not quite what I imagined, though."

Selectio's hand brushed lightly against my cock.

"Ah—!"

"What?"

"Nothing."

Holy shit. She was actually touching it. Selectio — no, Shin Tae-hee — was definitely a woman. She was staring at my junk like she was trying to burn a hole through it.

A droplet splashed against my face from somewhere.

Huh?

Looking closer, it wasn't rain. It was Selectio's pussy juice, spraying from between her legs at the speed of sound.

She squeezed and kneaded.

"Mmm. Yeah. It's definitely the real deal. Not a bad cock."

Why the hell was this brat reviewing my dick?

One thing became crystal clear. Selectio, like everyone else from these other dimensions, came from a world where men were vanishingly scarce. That was why the second she touched my cock, a fountain exploded out of her. Even with her crotch soaked, it was blasting straight through her reinforced suit. She was basically causing a flood.

"Hey."

Selectio deliberately dropped her voice into a gravelly register, aggressively advertising that her mind was male.

"Yes."

"Get hard."

"Excuse me?"

"Heh heh heh."

Selectio grinned, her eyes drowning in madness.

Suddenly the Eye of Truth started going haywire. This was the first time since Kim Do-jung had tried to eat me.

"Getting hard isn't something you can just do on command, you know."

"What?"

"You'd know that if you were a man, right?"

Selectio Shin Tae-hee tilted her head.

"No — erections are something you get for a woman you love. You can't do it alone."

"Ah, hahahaha! Of course I know that."

"Haha… yeah, it's hard to do it by yourself."

She'd kill me if I got hard. Was this some kind of misandry? I needed to play this as carefully as possible.

"I'll show you mine."

"Huh?"

Selectio yanked aside the crotch of her bikini-style hero costume. The enormous volume of pussy juice that had been pooling inside came slashing through the air.

Splat after splat hammered downward. If anyone had been standing below us, they might have thought it was raining. Most of the people down there were Selectio's fans, so I guess they'd consider themselves blessed.

This crazy murderous psycho.

"Well? Think you can get hard?"

I looked at her pussy.

Holy fuck.

They said she was the strongest hero in history, but her pussy was the greatest in history too. I had never in my life seen a pussy that beautiful.

Twitch.

Even with my enormous willpower, my cock tried to get hard.

Golden Cock!

Don't get hard!

Slowly, my cock started to settle down.

"Huh? Did you just get hard?"

"N-no."

"No, I'm pretty sure you did."

"It's just flapping in the wind!"

"The wind?"

We were flying at near-supersonic speed. Naturally, my cock — which had a pretty wide surface area — was flapping around in the wind.

"Hmm. I guess so. So you really do see me as a man!"

"Yes! That's right! Hahaha."

"Bwahahaha! It's been a long time since I've had this. Most people take one look at my face and assume I'm a woman."

I'd avoided death, but I still felt uneasy.

"I like you."

"Huh?"

"When this is over, let's hit the bathhouse together."

"What? That's…"

"You little shit. I said we're going. What's there to be embarrassed about between two guys?"

"Yes."

This was backfiring. She was ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠starting to like me. There was absolutely nothing good about this relationship continuing long-term.

"What, you don't want to?"

The Eye of Truth started screaming warnings again.

"No! I'd love to!"

"Heh heh heh. You like it too, ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠huh?"

"Yes."

And so we landed on the ground and spent the entire day running events, promoting me as Korea's newest rising star.

"Wait for me when we're done. We're going to the bathhouse together."

Her cape snapped in the wind, and Selectio vanished.

Hopefully this time next year wouldn't be the anniversary of my death.

"Come on, let's go in."

We headed to the bathhouse.

"Welcome."

Selectio and I stepped through the entrance.

"Two adults."

"Yes."

"Hold on."

Selectio stopped the lady at the counter.

"Two men."

"Excuse me?"

"Men get in free, right?"

"Yes."

Word that a man had come to the bathhouse would bring in more customers, after all.

"But this young lady looks like a woman to me?"

"I'm a man."

"Aigoo, with a face this pretty? I've never seen a woman as beautiful as a schoolgirl in all my life."

Selectio was wearing ordinary jeans and a white T-shirt, so she looked completely like a woman — an incredibly beautiful one, at that. She was using her magic to conceal her identity, but there was no hiding that dazzling beauty. A face so gorgeous that even magic couldn't conceal it. You could call her a goddess and nobody would argue.

"Hey, lady. I said I'm a man."

"Oh, never mind, never mind. You can bring your girlfriend along, that's fine. Go on in."

Selectio's fist clenched with a crunch of bone. This psycho was about to cause an incident. I moved fast.

"Shall we go in!"

"Huh?"

"Are you just going to stand in the doorway?"

"Right. We should go in."

Selectio shot the bathhouse owner a brief glare and headed inside. Naturally, this world had no such thing as a men's bath. We went into the women's bath.

"She looks familiar somehow…"

The lady muttered, watching Selectio's spectacular figure from behind.

The locker room. I stripped with practiced ease. I put clothes on and took them off so many times a day that I'd gotten used to undressing like this. I just wanted to walk around naked at this point.

Selectio stripped next to me as well.

Whoa!

Her beauty was so stunning you could call it the second coming of a goddess. Once the clothes came off, she was so beautiful it wasn't even arousing — it was sublime. You could have called her a saintess. She'd been a man in another dimension? Looking at her now, I'd have believed she was a holy maiden.

"What are you looking at?"

"Nothing. It's my first time at a bathhouse since coming to this world."

"Is that so?"

I finished taking off my pants. It dangled.

"Hmm."

Selectio looked at my massive cock.

"No matter how many times I look at it, it's just bizarre."

"Huh?"

"You're the first man who's seen me and hasn't reacted at all."

"What?"

"Never mind. It's nothing."

She seemed ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠to think I was special somehow.

Clink. Selectio dropped her electronic locker key on the floor. She turned around and bent over to pick it up.

Hngh!

Her enormous ass and pussy were put on full display, pointed right at me. My cock trembled. Damn it. Even with Golden Cock, an S-rank skill, forbidding erections, blood rushed downward. It was agonizing.

Selectio glanced at my cock once, then tilted her head again.

"What, is there a problem?"

"No… not at all…"

We went into the bathing area. Steam billowed everywhere as we entered the spacious bath, and a huge number of people came into view. There were already plenty of women bathing inside.

"Whoa."

"Holy shit."

Some of the women took one look at Selectio and me and immediately started gushing like fountains.

"Annoying women."

Selectio tossed the words out indifferently and started showering. I rolled my eyes around, taking in the naked women. As expected, whether it was the influence of mana or something else, the women here were more beautiful than in my original world. They all instinctively used mana to enhance their looks and scent. Even without makeup, they had that Photoshopped quality to them.

"Huh?"

I'd assumed the women would naturally be looking at me. But they weren't. About half of them were staring at Selectio's backside, not at me. Well, this was a world without men, so women dating each other was completely normal. Selectio was a hero with beauty that transcended the human realm. Of course those burning gazes were locked onto her as well.

"Hey, newbie."

Selectio called to me from the side.

"Annoying, right?"

"Huh?"

"The women. They're always chasing after men. Men are always in short supply, after all. I'm sick of it too."

"No. I don't find it annoying."

"Tch. So fake. Stop pretending to be a nice guy and scrub my back."

"What?"

She handed me a towel. Holding the foam-soaked towel, I looked back and forth between it and her breathtaking backside. Selectio — no. Shin Tae-hee swept her platinum-blonde hair to one side and presented her back.

"What are you waiting for? Scrub my back."

Golden Cock! No erections!

Damn it. Looking at her back, even an S-rank skill could barely hold the erection back.

Sob. ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠All those points I'd piled up going to the women's university, gone in an instant. It was an S-rank skill, so even dumping points into it barely made a dent. Slowly, though, the blood rushing to my lower abdomen faded somewhat. Once the agony of holding back the erection disappeared, I felt a little more at ease.

"Hm? What's this?"

"Huh?"

"The atmosphere just changed. Did something happen? Your heart rate stabilized, your tensed muscles loosened a bit. Your breathing calmed down. And your blood pressure…"

Light flared in her eyes. Selectio had just X-rayed my body. This crazy monster of a woman. She was a walking lie detector — no, a walking biometric scanner.

"It's my first time in this world scrubbing another guy's back, that's all."

I rubbed Selectio's back with the towel. The sensation was impossibly soft. I knew I shouldn't do anything to set Selectio off, but her beauty stole my reason, and I ended up rubbing the soap with my bare hand instead of the towel.

A tidal wave erupted from between Selectio's thighs.

"R-right. Nngh! It's fine, we're both guys!"

She turned her head. I couldn't see her face — but I could see it reflected in the mirror. Her face, flushed red as a ripe persimmon, was crystal clear.

"Damn it, I guess I let my guard down taking a bath with a friend for the first time in a while. Well, a guy can piss a little while bathing, right? Don't you think? Hahaha!"

Her face burned red as she put on the world's most miserable expression. She looked like she was about to cry. If I said That doesn't look like piss, that looks like you got turned on right now, my limbs would be separated from my body on the spot. And besides, man or woman, who pisses in front of other people? That was just Selectio insisting on her story.

But Selectio was the Chooser. If she chose it, I had to follow. Cross her and I'd be a corpse.

Thank god. Seeing this woman who always looked so strong show a moment of weakness actually helped me relax.

A trickle ran down.

"Huh? What the hell?"

"Ah, I guess I let my guard down taking a bath with a guy too."

"You pissed too? Whaaat?!"

Selectio's eyes went huge as she looked at her own legs. My piss had gotten on her thigh. She hurriedly blocked me from view, pressing her body against mine.

My cock stuck to her ass.

Eek!

This time I was the one who jumped. My piss ran down the cleft of her ass, over her thighs, and down her legs.

"You idiot! What if other people see?!"

"We're guys, so it's fine."

"R-right! That's how guys are!"

Like hell it is. You fake-man idiot.

"In the world I came from, there were a lot of men, so I used to bathe with my friends all the time. Men were incredibly common there."

"What? No martial arts, no magic, but lots of men? That's pretty weird."

"Yes. Friends used to do this kind of thing too."

Smack! I slapped Selectio's ass.

"Hiiit!"

Selectio glared at me.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?!"

Light filled her eyes. The moment that laser touched me, I'd be reduced to ash. Shit. I got horny for a second and made a mistake. What's the point of having the Eye of Truth if my IQ is this low?

Fuck. If you can look at a woman this beautiful and still have any reason left, you're a eunuch. A Super Ultra King God General Emperor Majesty Heaven-and-Earth Grand Eunuch. I'm just a walking cock, completely ruled by my dick.

"Friends — guy friends — we used to mess around like this."

We absolutely did not. Even between friends, the second you grab another guy's ass, a fist comes flying at your face. Ugh, I wanted to throw up just thinking about it. But the world I came from was a different dimension. I could say whatever I wanted. It wasn't like she could check.

"Right! Between guys!"

Selectio — no, Shin Tae-hee — nodded as if she'd made some kind of decision.

Smack! She gave my ass a light slap. Then she stared at her own hand.

Smack! Smack! Twice.

Smack! Smack! Smack! Three times.

She kept slapping my ass over and over, then drifted into some kind of reverie. After each slap, she looked at her trembling hand and regulated her breathing, as if she were slightly aroused.

"Hahahaha! It's been a while since I've been around a real man. This is what a real guy is like! All right. Starting today, you and I are ball-sack buddies."

"What?"

"What's with the formal speech between friends? I don't care how high my social status is — you're my ball-sack buddy."

This brat doesn't even have balls.