The Worst Hero (1)

The reporter looked every bit a beauty as she gripped a microphone in a doggy-style position, getting fucked on live television.

"Today, something very special happened at Boil University, they say?"

"Yes! I'm Reporter Kang Ju-yeon, live from the sce— nngh! —the scene! Today the prestigious Boil University has a very speci— ahhhhh! —special guest!"

Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap!

Something kept slamming into her ass without pause.

"A few months ago, Lee Seonghun — a man who crossed over into our world — was watching a play when he spontaneously took on the role of Romeo and delivered a moving, passionate performa— ahhhhhhhh! Nngh! Haaang!"

Psssh! Fwoosh-fwoosh!

She ended up squirting on a broadcast the entire nation was watching.

"Haaah!"

"What a truly heartwarming scene."

"Yes. He hasn't even been in this world for long, and already he's sharing his love like this. Other men really ought to take a page from his book."

Then footage of the Romeo Lee Seonghun had performed that day rolled across the screen as reference material.

"Wow! I've never seen such a beautiful thing in my life."

"If Leonardo da Vinci were still alive, wouldn't a painting of that thing be hanging in the Louvre?"

"To devote himself like that for the happiness of women. What a truly wonderful person."

"A proper hero has arrived."

Drip. Drip. Drip.

Love juices beaded and fell from beneath the announcer's chair.

"They say the reaction overseas to this video has been explosive."

"Yes. There's a rumor Hollywood contacted Boil University wanting to buy the rights."

"Hollywood really is quick on their feet."

"But the university said academic materials like this can't be converted into money, and they're sharing it for free on the school website."

"What?! I want to see it right away too."

"What on earth is going on?"

The Doctor stared at the television with her mouth hanging open.

"S-Seonghun's phone. No. He doesn't have a phone."

The Doctor gathered people and headed for Boil University.

The world lost its mind overnight.

A man is still a man, after all — and when I came to this world, I dumped a considerable number of points into my appearance. In fact, a full third of every point I'd earned so far had been poured into my looks. My previous life had taught me exactly how thoroughly people are swayed by a face. Even if I committed a crime, as long as I was handsome enough, I wouldn't get completely torn apart.

"I really can't take my eyes off it. The first day we let you go out, and you're already on the news."

The Doctor shook her head.

"Seonghun, the entire world knows about you now."

Click!

Kang Han-na moved the mouse and pulled up the Boil University website. Front and center was a photo of me and Shin A-yeong having sex, both of us pulling ahegao double peace signs. And beneath it, a slogan:

Overflowing with love, sure. My cum was overflowing from A-yeong's pussy.

"Dimensional travelers always become targets. And if they're male, they're practically strategic weapons."

The Doctor said it over a sip of coffee.

"Of course, Seonghun has Yellow Aura. But still — Seonghun's cock is just so beautifully shaped. And your face is outstanding, too..."

"A face that could bring a nation to ruin. Especially that cock. It drives every woman insane."

Han Jo-hyun added a line of her own to the Doctor's assessment, her voice as flat as ever.

"This is the first dimensional traveler to appear in our country since Japan thirty years ago. Unofficially, one was discovered in America seven years ago — but they buried that information."

The Doctor looked at me with worried eyes.

"If America offers you immigration, will you go?"

I shook my head. My women were here. And my aesthetic sense was locked onto Korea and East Asian women. American women, their makeup, their culture — none of it suited me.

"I like it here, where all of you are."

"Heheh. Thank you."

"Anyway, having my personal information exposed isn't a good thing, right?"

"Yes. But the Hero Association will take measures. They've already contacted us. They're planning to play a trump card."

"A trump card?"

"Yes. The visual effect of your appearance has completely swept the world. Because of that Romeo and Juliet video, the whole planet is going to be after you."

I'd become a worldwide sex star.

"Hero Rank 1. Korea's only Grand Master-grade hero, Selectio, will be coming to the research institute."

"Selectio?"

The person Kim Do-jung — Rank 2 Hero, the Ten-Star Mage — had once described as a lunatic.

"Yes. The strongest man there is. Though once you actually see him, it'll be hard to say that."

"Because he looks weak?"

"That too, but more precisely — he doesn't look like a man."

"What?"

"She's a woman. Physically."

"Her body is a woman's? Then she's a woman. What, is this some lunatic who wants people to call his gender an attack helicopter?"

"Hahaha, no. When she came to this world, her gender got swapped. She's a hero who's protected our country for over three hundred years. As long as she's here, China, Russia, and Japan can't provoke us."

"One individual can do that?"

"Yes. She's an invincible man that our entire country couldn't defeat even if we all ganged up on her."

A ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠complete cheat code. I was a cheat code too, but that one was already a finished overpowered character.

"That's impressive. For such an incredible hero to come for my sake."

"Yes. Tomorrow at the press conference, she'll show off that Seonghun is a Korean hero — and that any country that sets their sights on him won't get away with it."

"Wow."

I was that important? This didn't feel bad at all.

"Seonghun, there's something you absolutely need to know."

"What is it?"

"This is top secret. You can't tell anyone."

"My mouth is as tight as my cock is big."

"Heheh. Absolutely do not do anything that stands out in front of Selectio."

"Why?"

"The truth is, Selectio's mind is in an unstable state. Some say she's been like that since she first arrived in this world. Others say it's from protecting the country and living on battlefields for hundreds of years..."

Goosebumps ran down my back.

"What? So a hero who could single-handedly wipe out half the Earth is mentally ill?"

This was seriously bad. If that person snapped, several countries would be destroyed in an instant. I'd thought Kim Do-jung, the Ten-Star Mage who'd come to devour me, was the worst hero alive. But there was someone far more dangerous sitting in the Hero Association. No — compared to Selectio, Kim Do-jung was actually cute. If Selectio went crazy, who could stop her? If Kim Do-jung was the second-worst hero, Selectio was the worst hero of all.

"There are a lot of heroes who disappeared after getting on Selectio's bad side."

"So I just need to get on her good side?"

"That doesn't work either. Plenty of people disappeared after getting close to her, too."

"What?"

"Some say Selectio toys with people like playthings and then kills them. Others say she cooked them as human meat."

"What?"

"Once she decides something is hers, she obsesses over it until the blood runs dry. So you absolutely must not do anything that stands out in front of her — I mean, him."

"That's right. There's even a rumor she's got multiple personalities."

Multiple personalities? You've got to be kidding me. A crazy, mentally ill yandere bitch was the world's strongest superhero?

"Anyway, absolutely do not do anything that draws attention."

"Yes."

I decided to go full invisible-man mode, staking my life on it.

A few days later, a press conference was held at the research institute.

I hadn't had sex in two days. I was worried the alluring plum-blossom scent would linger on my body. Let's minimize anything Selectio might notice.

Click! Click! Click!

Journalists from around the world had been invited to the research institute.

"This is the first official dimensional traveler in thirty years. Every time a dimensional traveler appears, the world order changes. Rest assured. We have no intention of using Lee Seonghun as a weapon. Every dimensional traveler has the right to choose their own life."

At the Doctor's statement, journalists of every race raised their hands and fired off questions.

"This dimensional traveler is said to have Yellow Aura. Is that correct?"

"Yes. The Ten-Star Mage Kim Do-jung, who possesses state-of-the-art equipment and the Sage's Eye, confirmed it personally. He is a Yellow Aura holder. Furthermore, his ability is medical-type. Meaning his combat power itself is low-tier."

"Then other nations have no reason to be tense."

"Yes, that's right. However, as you saw from Romeo and Juliet, his appearance and that... member are extraordinarily beautiful, so he requires a great deal of consideration from many people."

I was now being called Korea's Romeo around the world.

"There's information that villains and criminal organizations are moving to sell him for a high price. How do you plan to respond going forward?"

Hearing the journalist's words, the Doctor and I both stiffened.

That was when it happened.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Something came flying in at a speed that far exceeded the speed of sound. A platinum-blonde girl in a superhero costume adorned with a red star, blue lines, and gold decorations streaked in beside me.

KABOOOOOM!

When she stopped flying, an enormous blast of wind pressure swept the surroundings clean.

Murmur. Murmur.

The extraordinarily beautiful platinum-blonde woman saluted, her cape — red and blue, marked with a Taegeuk pattern — fluttering behind her.

Click! Click! Click!

The crowd took countless photographs.

"Wow! The One Who Chooses! Selectio!"

"If I choose, I can achieve anything!"

"I'm a fan! Kyaa!"

At the people's reaction, the beautiful Selectio gave a thumbs-up.

"You are the true heroes. Your lives depend on your choices! Energy charge!"

CRACKLE!

She shot out lightning as if putting on a stage performance.

"Wow!"

"Selectio! Selectio! Selectio!"

"I love you!"

"Someone dares to try kidnapping our neighborhood newbie? Who is it? Villains? Japan? Russia? Who is it?"

"Hahahaha!"

When she spoke with that overflowing, swaggering confidence, people burst ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠into roaring laughter. As long as Selectio existed, no one could go against Korea. If she chose war, no nation could escape destruction. The only reason countries hostile to Korea were still alive was thanks to Selectio's mercy. People went wild at her appearance.

Just looking at her, she was an extraordinarily beautiful woman. I took a deep breath and calmed myself. The moment I caught her eye, my rose-tinted life in this world was over.

"What, are they looking down on our Republic of Korea Hero Association? Hahaha! I'll smash them like a real man!"

KABOOM!

When she threw a punch, her power exploded through space itself. She looked like a blonde beautiful girl on the outside, but she'd said her gender had changed when she crossed dimensions. Don't look at her as a woman.

But curiosity struck me for a moment. What was her level?

An enormous number of skills flooded my vision. Kim Do-jung, Korea's Rank 2 hero, was level 97. And Rank 1, Selectio, was 129? In terms of raw strength, that was nearly a hundredfold difference. It was the same principle as a game — grinding from level 97 to 98 was hundreds of times harder than going from 10 to 20. The gap in power would be just as vast.

"Hahaha! Villains and hostile nations cannot interfere with our choices! Because I — the One Who Chooses, Selectio — am standing right here!"

"Se-lec-ti-o! Se-lec-ti-o! Se-lec-ti-o!"

"Whoever shows up, she's a one-hit KO!"

"Waaaaaah! The strongest hero in history!"

People cheered for her like religious fanatics. Honestly, I understood. Strength like this, and you might as well call her a god. Selectio had lived for hundreds of years and still possessed the beauty of a young girl.

"Let's shake hands, newbie hero."

Selectio carried herself with the gravitas of a president or a general.

"Yes."

I held my breath, doing everything in my power not to ruffle her in the slightest. Get noticed even once, and I was dead.

"Hahahahaha! No one lays a hand on Lee Seonghun!"

This was a warning to villains and hostile nations alike. Touch Lee Seonghun, and I'll personally wreck you.

"This is a commemorative occasion — how about we take a flight together, friend?"

"Y-Yes!"

"Hahaha. Good spirit."

"Everyone! The world's strongest and Korea's Romeo are going to float in midair!"

"Waaaaah!"

"What a beautiful sight."

She grabbed my waist.

"Hold on tight. We're going to break the sound barrier."

"What?"

KABOOOOOM!

She accelerated as if my answer didn't matter in the slightest. Selectio and I shot into the sky in an instant.

KABOOOOOM!

Enormous pressure sliced past my ears.

"Hey. Lee Seonghun."

"Yes?"

My eyes met Selectio's. An extraordinary beauty — but don't be fooled. She's a man. A man.

"We're both guys. Why the hell are you looking at me with those fucking eyes?"

Shit! She noticed! I don't want to die!

"W-With what?"

"Don't look at me like that! Huh? Do I look like a woman to you too? I said we're both men. Fuck, maybe I should just rip your head off."

"Don't look at me with those kinds of eyes. We're both men. I'll actually kill you."

I think I just landed in a psycho's sights.

"Fucking filthy bastard."

Shin Tae-hee tore through the sky at tremendous speed, cursing me the whole way.

What the hell? How does one person have this many mental illnesses? This wasn't just crazy. This wasn't a one-eighty. This was a full three-sixty — so far gone she looped back around and looked normal.

"Fuck, you're giving me that slimy look again."

Crrrk!

"Guh!"

She must have instinctively sensed me reading her information and was trying to intimidate me. Once you passed level 100, even a hunch apparently reached the level of foresight. Damn it. This was fucked from the start.

"N-No, I wasn't. I really wasn't."

"Bullshit. Don't lie to me. I'll kill you. I don't care if I drop you from here."

"There are journalists down below right now, though?"

"So?! What about it?!"

Damn it. I'd only managed to piss Selectio — no, Shin Tae-hee — off even more.

"I-I'm sorry. I've never seen a person fly down from the sky before."

"That so?"

Selectio's eyes turned vicious.

"The world I came from didn't have superpowers or magic. No martial arts, either! So when I saw someone flying through the sky and shooting lightning, I couldn't help but feel awe."

"Tsk. A world full of complete idiots, then."

"Yes! That's right. I've never seen power that strong in my entire life."

Grab!

That was when Selectio seized me by the crotch.

"Hey. I heard your dick is that pretty?"

"What?"

"Let me see it once."

"What? What?"

"What's the big deal? We're both guys. Guys can look at each other's cocks."

We're both guys, which is exactly ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠why I don't want to show you. Is this a joke?

"What? Just once. Let me see it."

This is well and truly fucked.