The Worst Hero (3)

"Huh?"

"What?"

Selectio's eyes sharpened at my thoroughly deflated reaction.

"S-sure. I just wasn't sure a lowly guy like me was worthy of being Selectio's friend."

"Friend? What? Friend? You and me — friends?"

Selectio's expression turned dangerous. She looked ready to snap my neck on the spot. What the hell was this crazy bitch's problem?

"Not friends! Cock! Friends! Cock friends! For crying out loud! My one and only cock friend!"

"Y-yes, ma'am!"

"Drop the formal speech! Damn it! Have you ever seen cock friends talking like that?!"

"Aaaagh! Fine! Friend. Cock friend."

"That's right. Friend. Hehehe."

This insane woman. Don't yell "cock" that loud. Everyone around us was staring — especially at my cock. I could feel their eyes burning into it. I hadn't had sex in days. My balls were so backed up that even a light touch would make me spew semen everywhere. Every last stat and skill I had was dumped into virility, so standing in front of her right now took a monumental amount of self-control.

Selectio grabbed my cock.

"This much is fine between friends, right?"

"Ah, if we're cock friends, th-that's fine."

An incredible grip crushed down on me.

"Formal speech."

"It's fine. Ugh!"

The pressure vanished.

"I used to have a thick cock just like yours, once."

She seized my wrist and pulled my hand straight to her pussy.

"Yeah, cock — nngh! Hmph! Haaa. It's fine if we're cock friends. We grab each other's cocks. That's what makes us cock friends."

Th-this lunatic! Who the hell said that?!

Sticky juices poured from Selectio's pussy and pooled thickly in my palm.

"We grab each other's cocks, so we're cock friends?"

If that were true, I would never make a cock friend for as long as I lived.

"Well, I guess that's how it was in Selectio's world?"

"Y-yeah. It was."

That was when I noticed a woman showering at the stall next to mine. She looked to be in her thirties, and another woman was washing her back beside her — though "washing her back" was generous. They were both staring at my cock.

I was at my limit. The second Selectio touched me, the signal had gone out. If I came here, Selectio the homicidal maniac would decide I'd seen her as a woman and kill me for it.

I turned my back and immediately spoke to the other woman.

"Wow, look at that pussy dripping. Want to have sex?"

"Excuse me?"

"I'll fuck you. You look like you really want it."

"S-sure. Then… ahhngh!"

"Haa. That's a nice pussy."

"Too! Hnngh! Fast! Haaangh! Nngh!"

"There's no such thing as inserting too quickly."

"That may be, but! Hnnnnngh!"

The moment she agreed, I thrust in. She was startled by how abruptly I entered her, but she surrendered to instinct soon enough. Watching me and Selectio from the side had already left her soaking wet.

"Who's the one next to you?"

"My wife."

"To have a pussy this fine. Your wife must be a lucky woman."

"Hnngh! Thank you!"

Newlyweds, huh.

"Want me to make your wife come too?"

"Haaang! I'd appreciate that."

"Ugh!"

I hadn't even thrust a few times before the urge to ejaculate hit me.

I came in a shuddering burst, a thick flood that made the wife standing beside her go wide-eyed in shock.

"Oh my god! That's an insane amount!"

A sweet plum-blossom scent filled the bathhouse. A massive puddle formed beneath the woman I was buried in.

"Come over here. I'll take care of your wife too."

"Okay."

"You said you're newlyweds? Planning on kids?"

"Of course."

"Want me to help?"

"Really?"

A look of genuine emotion crossed her face.

"Yes. I'll help you."

Golden Cock. One hundred percent pregnancy rate.

I pushed in. She gasped.

That was when several women approached. They scooped semen from the puddle with their hands and started masturbating with it, moaning as they worked it into themselves. The urge to come crashed over me instantly.

"I'm coming!"

"Yes! Impregnate me!"

"Yes!"

"Nnngh!"

Another massive flood of semen overflowed from her pussy — enough to make her lower belly bulge outward.

"W-well done. Let me clean you up."

She sucked at me, wet and eager. It had been so long since I'd come that my glans was unbearably sensitive. I gushed again, and the newlywed couple both lunged in, catching my cock-juice in their mouths and drinking it down. With their free hands, they shoved it into their own pussies.

"Haaaaa."

That was when someone grabbed my shoulder from behind. Selectio.

"Friend. Aren't you being a little too generous? You just go and fuck anyone who looks at you? Men get exhausted from sex, you know."

"It's fine. If a woman wants it, this much is nothing. Offering up this body of mine is no big deal."

"You…"

Selectio looked at me with warm eyes. A bitter expression crossed her face.

"If even half the men in this world were like you, no woman would ever get hurt."

No, I think the world would be in huge trouble, actually.

"What? I just did what anyone should do."

Selectio crouched down, scooped a handful of semen from the puddle, and tasted it.

"Fragrant. Fantastically delicious."

"You're… tasting that?"

"Huh? Isn't that normal for cock friends?"

I asked because it is not normal.

"Well…"

One slip of the tongue and I could die, so pushing back on anything this lunatic did was incredibly difficult.

"Hah. We were washing each other's backs, weren't we?"

Damn it. I'd forgotten. Looking at Selectio's body again, I felt a reaction stirring below. No matter how much I raised my Golden Cock proficiency, at my current level her touch would make me hard instantly.

"Actually, there are a lot of women here. I want to make them all happy, you know."

"What!"

Selectio punched the wall. Her martial arts were so advanced that the stone didn't shatter — it just caved in as if it had always been shaped that way, a smooth, impossible dent.

"You're not rejecting my kindness, are you?"

"Ah! No! That's not it. How about I do the fucking, and you wash my back?"

Selectio frowned.

"Hah. Being too kind is your flaw, friend."

"Hahaha. Is that so."

"You're more of a hero than I am."

Obviously. You psychopathic murderer.

"Everyone line up! I'll have sex with all of you!"

I'd used up all the points I gathered at the women's university, so I needed to start farming them again. Someday I had to grow strong enough that even Selectio wouldn't scare me.

"Ahh! Haaang!"

"Come on, line up!"

The woman impaled on my cock squirted. I came inside her at the same time. The next woman in line walked over — short, with enormous breasts. She hid her face like a little girl and turned her head away gloomily.

"Why are you hiding your face?"

"Uuu. Don't look."

"Sticking my cock in without even seeing your face would be rude, wouldn't it?"

"Uuuu."

The gloomy woman waved her hand. A mist of water vapor filled the entire bathhouse. A place already thick with steam was now completely fogged over.

A mage? I'd studied magic myself, at a basic level. Casting a spell like this without an incantation meant she was a mage of considerable skill.

I felt Selectio's hands on my back. At some point this "friend" had stopped using a towel and started washing my body with her bare hands. She rubbed foam into my ass, and I hissed through my teeth.

Damn it! I'm going to get hard at this rate!

"Let's just have sex already!"

"Uuuu. I'm embarrassed though."

Cut the crap and put your pussy on it already!

Then an incredible sensation hit my cock. The gloomy girl was sucking me off.

"Mmmph!"

I had never experienced a blowjob like this in my entire life. In the fog-choked bathhouse, it felt like ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠Selectio's hands and this gloomy girl's mouth were the only things that existed in the world.

Absolute Evil?

"Kkugh!"

The pleasure was so intense it felt like my brain was being shredded. Did this woman use an aphrodisiac or something?

Insane. And she still had this kind of technique — this gloomy girl who looked like she'd never even held another woman's hand, let alone a man's, in her entire life.

"Ugh!"

I came hard, a shuddering pulse that wouldn't stop.

"Uuuu. Semen. There's so much."

Gulp. Gulp. Gulp. She said there was a lot, but she was swallowing it just fine. She sucked down every last drop of cock-juice pooled in my urethra, all the way to the tip of my glans.

"Uuuuu, uuuu! Uuu! Uuuung!"

The gloomy girl tasted the semen and had a violent reaction.

"This semen! Uuu! Uuuuung!"

She seized my cock with brutal force.

"You! Who are you? How do you have semen like this? Are you even human?"

"Excuse me?"

"This is—! Mmph! I can't stop!"

She sucked my cock like she was trying to drain every last drop of my life force.

"Ugh! ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠That hurts! Ease up on the grip!"

A tremendous noise erupted from where the gloomy girl had been standing. The fog vanished, and a golden aura blazed before my eyes — radiating from behind her back.

"Selectio. Is this your man?"

"Hmph! He's my cock friend!"

"What kind of cock friend gropes someone's dick?"

The gloomy girl was surprisingly normal.

"Astaroth."

"Selectio."

A massive shockwave of energy erupted between them.

"Friend! Stay back. I'll handle this one."

Astaroth and Selectio exchanged blows at a speed the eye couldn't follow.

Astaroth said it like a declaration.

"You really want to die?"

"What? You're going to kill me? Hahahahaha!"

Astaroth looked at Selectio.

"You're so lonely you can't even kill a villain if they have the same golden aura as you."

"What?"

"So. Are you going to kill me?"

"Of course."

Tremendous energy gathered around Selectio's body as her golden aura blazed like fire.

"Tch! Looks like you're actually pissed. That's unusual. Don't tell me it's because of that guy?"

Astaroth glared at me. Then she looked back at Selectio with a gloomy smile.

"See you later, darling."

With a tremendous roar, Astaroth vanished.

"You okay?"

Selectio asked with a worried look.

"Yeah."

I think I just had sex with the two strongest beings in this world today. Well — one with her hands and the other with her mouth, but still.

"As long as I'm here, you've got nothing to worry about. Friend."

Selectio grabbed my cock.

"Yeah. Friend."

I slipped my fingers into Selectio's pussy.

"Hngiiit!"

I worked my fingers, wet and rhythmic.

"This much is fine between cock friends, right?"

"Th-that's riiight — nngh! Haaang!"

Water streamed from Selectio's beautiful pussy. Hearing her make those girlish moans, I could barely hold back an erection.

I've never felt anything like this in my life.

Was it because this was the body of someone over level one hundred? Just touching her with my hand made me feel like I was ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠going to come. If she found out I'd gotten hard because of her, my life would be in danger. I needed to disguise the erection by having sex with another woman — fast.

"Alright, you still haven't finished washing my back, so keep going. I'll go share some love with the ladies."

Selectio looked faintly disappointed.

"Fine."