Chapter 4
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 4
Chapter Title: Semen Man Rising (3)
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This tights couldn't be removed.
When it got erect, semen spurted out separately.
And whenever he tried to cover up this hideous sight by putting on more clothes, a gust of wind strong enough to knock down two female elves stronger than him would blow.
These three bizarre facts pointed to one thing.
That damn goddess was properly screwing him over.
"Haa... Keep ten paces back. No, fifteen."
"...Kana. Don't be too hard on him, he's pitiful."
"We're the pitiful ones. What do you think everyone will say if we bring something like that into the village?"
I had nothing to say.
These two elves had saved my life, my benefactors, and it was impossible to object when they found me embarrassing.
Because my erection still hadn't gone down.
Ellie and Kana were walking at a distance, but with their legs fully exposed and their hips swaying as they walked.
Like Hansel and Gretel dropping breadcrumbs,
I was basically a Semen Human marking the path to the elf village by dribbling precum everywhere.
"So, what's your name?"
Kana asked without even turning around.
"...I am... Semen Human..."
"...What are you talking about? Ugh, this is frustrating. Don't go all mopey at a time like this—speak properly."
"Kana, he's probably really shocked."
Kana yanked off her hood and turned to look at me.
Blue twintail hair and blue eyes. With sharp, intense eyes that matched her straightforward personality, she was a cool beauty.
Her breasts weren't as huge as Ellie's, but her face was truly beautiful. Both of them.
"I'm Kana. This is Ellie."
She's introducing us in the common tongue.
I am...
"Jeong Jae-hyeok."
"That's unusual."
"Can we call you Jae-hyeok?"
"Sure."
Ellie smiled softly, like warm sunlight.
But when her eyes met my erect dick, she shyly looked away. It was too cute.
An elf who stayed this sweet even when I had my dick out.
If our first meeting hadn't gone so wrong, how great would that have been? The thought brought tears to my eyes.
"Jeong Jae-hyeok."
Kana called my full name deliberately, like an angry wife.
"I'll handle the explanation, so you just stand there and don't say a word."
"Standing like this all the time is kinda the problem."
"Shut up."
Still, it was a relief.
At least these elves didn't seem like the type to suddenly skin me alive or torture me.
Both had good personalities and were kind.
It made sense, really.
If they weren't nice, they wouldn't treat a man approaching with his dick out in a full-body white tights like a person.
I followed along, gazing at their sexy backsides.
I'd probably have to meet the village elder.
I gathered that much from overhearing their Elvish conversation.
Upon reaching the entrance, elves who looked like guards—wearing winged helmets pulled low—approached and blocked our way.
Unlike the lightly dressed Ellie and Kana, they wore light armor, but the exposure was still high.
Very nice.
Among them was one who seemed to be the captain. No light armor would fit those huge breasts... goodness.
Maybe she was like Kana's strict older sister? Similar hair color, but worn loose down to her waist, and her expression felt much colder.
"Kana. Ellie. Who's this?"
I kept my hands raised above my head to show I meant no harm, staying still.
Like a prisoner.
...Though with my dick erect, it probably wasn't very convincing.
Kana spoke quietly with the long-haired elf who looked like the guard captain, out of my earshot.
When she nodded silently and glanced at me, I knew they were talking about me.
'They all look so strong...'
Even Ellie and Kana had seemed incredibly strong to me.
The guard captain was on another level.
Hard to explain, but that's just the vibe.
And every single one had an amazing figure.
Even covered at the chest, you could tell their breasts were huge, and their thighs were thick.
Their hips were straight-up criminal.
'Are there only women here?'
Now that I looked, I hadn't seen a single man.
"You can enter."
At the guard captain elf's words, the lattice of intertwined tree roots parted on their own, opening the gate to the elf village.
As expected of an elf village, the houses were all made of wood.
But not neatly carved like human wooden buildings—
A massive central tree's roots extended outward, as if the tree itself had willed spaces for the elves to live in,
with hollows inside, harmoniously connected throughout the village.
"Let's go, Jae-hyeok."
"Uh, yeah."
Ellie spoke to me casually, like a friend.
I might be the first human to enter the elf village dick-swinging.
Inside, there were really only women. All the elves stared at the human with his dick erect.
"I'm so embarrassed I could die..."
Kana muttered.
"Me too."
"Then... make that thing go down."
"How am I supposed to do that...? If anything, it's because of you two..."
You walk around with bodies like that—what can I do!?
If we were closer, I might've said it.
"Hey! Just because I flashed my panties once, you're gonna stay like that all day?"
But she seemed to think it was because of the panties.
No, it's your whole existence that's turning me on. You all.
Why walk around with legs so exposed? That's not a miniskirt; it's a hip scarf.
Anyway.
"Are there no men here?"
"I wondered when you'd ask. There are no male elves."
"Then how do elves get born...?"
Kana pinched my side.
"Ack!"
"Don't say rude stuff like that in front of the Elder."
"No, but I'm curious."
"..."
She wasn't going to answer. Fair enough, don't get chummy.
"The Elder will decide what to do with you. Follow us. No looking around."
Was the Elder the greatest elf here?
They all had youthful, pretty faces untouched by age.
This place seemed like a paradise for male tourists.
But you could tell at a glance they had little outside contact. The whole village population was a few hundred at most.
No young children in sight.
Born from trees or something?
Elves being fairy-like made it plausible.
I considered the hypothesis, then dismissed it.
Otherwise, those baby feeders and asses being elf average wouldn't make sense.
Maybe in this closed environment, they evolved that way to seize rare mating chances.
"Elder, it's Kana. I've brought an outsider."
"Come in."
We headed to the center of the largest tree.
The elf elder had a smiling face with eyes gently closed, her golden hair braided long and draped to the side.
In short, a ripe, MILF-scented woman.
She gasped 'Oh my, oh my' upon seeing me enter with my erect dick.
"Kana, Ellie. You've got yourselves an open-minded human boyfriend."
She was an elf elder full of granny charm, tickling my insides.
Hah, I wanna cling to her so bad...
Breasts at least K-cup.
Here, my erection showed no signs of dying.
"No, Elder. This isn't the time for jokes."
"How did the search go?"
"We found the merchant caravan's wagons. But while tracking, we saw this guy fleeing, tears and snot streaming, begging to be saved."
Kana recounted the situation in Elvish, like reenacting it.
"So, we lost them because of him."
"You saved someone in a pinch. Be proud. Kana's always been a good girl."
"Don't treat me like a kid! And this guy? Who cares if he dies."
That felt genuine.
"Then why bring him here?"
"He says he came to this forest because of a goddess. We can't defy a goddess's will on our own..."
"Hmm."
She sighed softly, then spoke in the common tongue, her massive mammaries heaving.
"Sorry for chatting among ourselves. Please understand we can't welcome you properly. Things are complicated right now."
"I'm just grateful you saved me."
"What happened when our girls found you?"
"Orcs were chasing me; I nearly died. If not for these two, I'd be dead already."
The Elder peered into my eyes and said,
"Kana, Ellie. Aren't you two grateful?"
"Hmph. Anyone not a beast would know to repay a favor."
Kana grumbled with arms crossed, but she was clearly embarrassed.
"I'm Jeong Jae-hyeok. Just an ordinary human."
"Nice to meet you, Jae-hyeok. I'm Arianelle, elder of this elf village. We all serve the Hunting Goddess Hipeia."
I introduced myself gentlemanly, but kept glancing at Arianelle's enormous breasts.
Yet Arianelle acted like she didn't mind.
Elves here have broad minds to match their broad chests.
Not getting thrown in jail for eye-rape and precum crimes was a miracle.
"Who gifted you that outfit? May I ask her divine name?"
"Well... I don't know much. She was a black-haired goddess."
"Black-haired..."
"Big breasts like yours, Elder, and beautiful."
"Oh my, oh my."
Heh...
Cheesy line, but Arianelle looked honestly pleased.
Who wouldn't like being called pretty like a goddess?
"Don't flirt with the Elder."
Kana shot back immediately.
How not to flirt? Everyone's so nice to a guy who showed up like this, and they're all gorgeous!
Honestly, I felt lucky to be in the elf village.
Way better than an orc village.
"Are you unaffiliated with the kingdom's merchant caravan, Jae-hyeok?"
A strange tension filled the air right after Arianelle's question.
"Yes, I'm just a wanderer. May I ask what's going on?"
"Our girls are hunting bad merchants. They traded with the village long ago."
"What did the caravan do?"
"They took our young elves. Unlike trained fighters, the young ones couldn't resist, so they were targeted."
...So that's the story.
"Can we consider you a friend, Jae-hyeok?"
"Of course..."
Then, someone opened the Elder's door. The guard captain elf.
"This human is no friend of ours, Elder Arianelle."
"Captain Esilwin."
The elf called Esilwin was the village guard captain I'd passed earlier.
A perfect elf body. If she wasn't married with that figure, it'd be a crime.
Blue hair like Kana's—you could mistake them for sisters. Breasts... huge, as expected.
She's stunning too.
No way—four drop-dead gorgeous female elves in one room already!
No angle where my erection would go down.
"Flexibility is good, but we need caution against humans exploiting gaps."
"They haven't left the forest yet. And tomorrow, you'll lead the pursuit, Esilwin."
"Yes, the forest is our domain—they can't escape with our kin. But after such a harsh blow,
letting another human into our territory?"
The mood soured instantly...
They weren't exactly welcoming this outsider.
As I held my breath, Kana spoke up.
"I brought him, Captain Esilwin."
"Be quiet."
"Calm down. Not all humans are bad, like I said. Plus, I sense the touch of a goddess on him."
"...Hard to believe. A vulgar human like this."
Vulgar!?
If not for this damn tights, I'd protest as one of Korea's fine sons.
But as the vulgar Cum Human incarnate, I just sat there glumly.
Then Ellie patted my shoulder comfortingly.
Ellie, you're the best...
"It's okay. It's okay. Don't cry."
"I'm not crying..."
Esilwin switched to common tongue, glaring sharply at me.
"Human. No lies in what you said?"
"I came here because of the goddess. That's true."
"'No lies.' Confirmed."
She'd said that last part in Elvish.
Figures something was off. Elves can detect human lies...
"If we chase out a forest visitor due to our circumstances, even Hipeia wouldn't approve, Esilwin."
"...Understood."
Surprisingly, Esilwin backed down easily.
Arianelle looked at me and said,
"There, settled. Stay as long as you like."
"Thank you."
"And... you speak Elvish, don't you?"
"...Ah."
All eyes turned to me.
...Busted. Guess that's it.
"Yes."
"Kana, Ellie. House him at your place."
"Yes!?"
What!!
Before Kana or Ellie could react, I bowed deeply.
"Thank you!! I'll be in your care!"
"Elder...!?"
"Meeting you was fate. I'm counting on you."
"...Ugh."
Yes, this is isekai adventure!
Grinning ear to ear as we left the Elder's house, Kana pinched my side.
"Hey, perv. Happy now? Mouth to your ears?"
"...Hee hee hee."
"Ugh. Why do we have to house a perv like this."
"The Elder approved me as a 'guest,' right? Treat me politely?"
Kana glared suspiciously.
"Funny. The Elder's nice because you're touched by a goddess. Don't get delusions."
"Being goddess-touched is nice. Means I can share a bed with pretty elves."
"Who said sharing a bed! And you're misunderstanding something."
Poke! Poke!
Kana's finger jabs at me, pressing my chest.
"You're just a walking disaster. If you were a blessed hero, fine. But who knows what curse you brought here—they're nice just in case!"
"Curses are scarier than blessings, yeah."
That explained Arianelle's decision.
Figures good treatment without earning it was weird.
Normal humans don't owe or anger goddesses, so
mishandling one could bring divine wrath on the innocent village.
That's why host even in tough times.
"We avoid shit because it's scary? No, because it's gross. Especially you—what did you do to wander cursed like that?"
"Wanna hear? It's short."
"No! Don't wanna. Don't tell me. My ears might get cursed too."
Too lewd for Kana's ears, probably.
Crisis averted for now, but I felt another looming over my body.
"Speaking of shit."
"?"
"...Where's the bathroom?"