Chapter 12
Chapter 12
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 12
Chapter Title: Lilian's Horn
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[‘Wholesome Chastity’ has requested a barter trade.]
[Trade Item: Succubus Horn]
“What.”
I examined the image closely.
It definitely looked like the four horns from her selfie as Wholesome Chastity.
Judak☆: Wait, is this really your horn?
Wholesome Chastity: (Proof pic of head with horn stubs)
(Pic looking up with teary eyes)
ㅠ3ㅠ
It still stings...
Judak☆: You can just cut these off?
Wholesome Chastity: It’s fine. They grow back if you eat well.
Anyway! It’ll be helpful to you, Judak.
[Do you accept the trade?]
“Hmm...”
Ever since possessing this isekai body, I’d fallen into the dilemma of a lifetime.
I’d traded furniture like beds and lamps before, but sketchy items like this were best avoided.
Yet when I came to my senses, the delivery was already complete.
“Whoa, a real horn.”
How does this grow on your head?
As I stared intently at the finger-sized horn, the system suddenly appraised it.
[Lilian’s Horn]
The horn of a special succubus—the only virgin in her species.
This horn contains the unique mana of Lilian, who preferred hiding over showing off like others.
Effect: Makes the user’s position untraceable within the cast area.
“Gasp.”
And its effect was exactly what I needed.
It could nullify the location tracking that the isekai trolls kept spewing.
Judak☆: FavorabilityDryer! FavorabilityDryer! FavorabilityDryer! FavorabilityDryer! FavorabilityDryer! FavorabilityDryer!
Wholesome Chastity: ?! Y-You like it that much?
Judak☆: I trust you. Sekman...
Wholesome Chastity: Thanks, but... please use my proper name...
“No way, why give away something this precious...”
But I couldn’t figure out why Favorability Dryer—who always posted lewd pics and bolted—would send such a gift.
I didn’t recall doing anything special for her.
Judak☆: So why help me?
Wholesome Chastity: Hmm... Lord Judak. Do you know why I keep posting those lewd pics despite hating it?
“Gasp.”
Her sudden direct question shut me up.
Everyone in the gallery wondered, but no one pried.
Who knew she’d come out and say it straight.
Judak☆: Tastes vary and deserve respect ㅇㅇ
Wholesome Chastity: ^ㅡ^; Not a taste.
It’s literally a survival issue.
We succubi feed on pleasure as our staple.
But the world ended, so our staples dwindled...
Judak☆: Um
Succubi fed on pleasure as their main diet.
Like booze, gambling, drugs, smokes, etc.
But the world collapsed, and everything vanished.
All that was left was posting lewd pics to the gallery and feeding on the desire they generated.
Wholesome Chastity: But thanks to you, Lord Judak, I haven’t needed to lately.
Judak☆: ? Oh, no way
Only then did I realize.
Why Wholesome Chastity’s morning lewd posts had dropped off.
Judak☆: ...Because I sell booze?
Wholesome Chastity: ^^ Yep. Always grateful.
“Ah! Horn! Nice!”
Judak☆: The reason you stopped posting lewd pics!!! It was all because of me!!!
Wholesome Chastity: ...^^;
Judak☆: Can I send the horn back?
Wholesome Chastity: >< Joke...
Judak☆: No joke, dead serious
Wholesome Chastity: ?
Anyway, Lilian’s horn is god-tier, and I’m invincible.
After hearing her story, I started thinking prohibition was justified...
“But that’s that, and this is this.”
Trolls trying to hijack the gallery had to be crushed.
Title: Hey, updated the market
I took my first step toward troll extermination.
*
Title: Whoa, what’s this chicken feet stuff?
(Delicious red chicken feet pic)
Man, the texture is insane
Spicy first off. But it’s like, good spicy;
That chewy crunch is wild—keeps going in my mouth, can’t believe it.
Chicken feet can make food like this?
[Comments 7]
- I’m more amazed by these skewers. Just grilling over fire makes it this tasty?
ㄴ Try grilling with dried squid—it’s GOAT
ㄴ (Pic of crispy grilled dried squid)
ㄴ OP) Whoa, looks insanely good;
- While Adrian Empire pulls trash moves, Judak’s always the great god;;
ㄴ Judak is so lovable
ㄴ Fr, wanna plant one on him;
ㄴ Judak☆) No thanks;
Title: Finally bought it!!!!!
(Crispy chicken pic)
(Dynamic pic tearing into chicken like mad)
Always too late to snag from your market
Finally got some, fuck yeah I’m so happy!!!!!
Dad came over yelling what’s this racket, took one bite and lost it just like me lololol
Ah lol Judak I fucking love you
Muah~~ right on ya~
- Lmao you’re the one always yelling fuck shit quick??
- Always wondered, what’d Judak even do wrong;
ㄴ Does good and still gets sexually harassed lololol
ㄴ OP) Yup~ I fucking love Judak~ Judak’s a god~
ㄴ Fr been starving for days, every time I see Judak Market it’s so cute;;
ㄴ Makes me wanna marry him;
ㄴ Judak☆) Nooooo;
Quality Post) But... but something’s off;
(Well-grilled dried squid pic)
(Crispy golden chicken pic)
(3-skewer set pic)
This is legit AX ㅇㅇ
No complaints here, but... something’s missing
Ah... if only there was booze...
This thought won’t leave my head;
Recommendations 999+ Disrecommendations 52
ㄴ Fr; craving booze now...
ㄴ Ugh, no Crown Prince bro!!!
ㄴ Truly peak JOAT
ㄴ Why’s the market stock so plentiful?
ㄴ None of us dwarves bought any
ㄴ ?
ㄴ It’s all snacks. How eat without booze?
ㄴ So you’re not drinking? Actual dwarves?
ㄴ We’ll feast and drink after the war ends
ㄴ What
ㄴ Wait
“This... this damn Judak bastard!”
“Y-Your Highness, please calm down.”
“How can I stay calm seeing this!”
“Umm...”
Just a week into prohibition spreading.
Seeing rebellion brewing and war looming, Frederick summoned Isaac Duke.
Overwhelming forces had quashed the uprising early, and foreign powers couldn’t approach easily.
Dissatisfaction suppressed by force, as always.
But now even that was impossible.
“Using this cheap trick to mock me!”
He’d dumped booze-craving snacks en masse on the market.
Unlike booze-loving commoners, Frederick—who’d lived in luxury—knew their purpose instantly.
“Judak, you don’t value your life?”
Despite prior warnings, pulling this stunt.
Then, Abel Viscount—capital defender among his nobles—rushed in.
“Y-Your Highness. Disaster!”
“...What is it.”
“Armed dwarf troops are circling the capital walls!”
“What!”
Never drink again vs. die tomorrow.
Dwarves overwhelmingly chose the latter.
They were dead serious about booze, unlike other races just talking war.
“...Booze-crazed dwarf scum!”
“That’s not all. Palace mood’s off too. If this continues, suppressed rebellions might flare up.”
“Fuu.”
Frederick’s brow furrowed deep.
“Fine, Judak, playing it like this?”
With a heavy sigh, Frederick posted to the gallery.
Title: Listen up, Judak
Author: Frederick
Sudden policy’s hurting the people, I feel it.
I know your sneaky moves, but I’ll accept for now
Release 10,000 bottles of liquor to the market and satisfy my Adrian subjects
“No worries, Your Highness.”
“I know. Pretend to yield, then seize and lock up Judak later.”
Judak was a weapon in himself.
Whichever side controlled him would rule the world.
If he wouldn’t listen, just grab him by force and cage him.
As he fiddled with the location tracker magitech,
Title: It’s me
Why’s the troll giving orders? Lol
You’re just left hand underworld, right hand sedative punch lol
Ugh, wanna smack you lol
Recommendations 999+ Disrecommendations 1
ㄴ Lmaoooo this guy’s legend
ㄴ Bold talk is always Orange Faction
ㄴ Feels good~~
ㄴ Lmaoooo legend
Crack.
“Isaac Duke.”
“Yes, Your Highness.”
Isaac, hastily disrecommending nearby, met his gaze.
Frederick activated the location tracker magitech.
“A-No! That’s the empire’s only one. Please be more cautious...!”
“I’ll catch Judak myself.”
Flash!
The magitech shattered, and the system appeared.
[Using location tracking.]
[Location tracking failed.]
“What?”
But that wouldn’t happen.
Judak never acted cocky in a disadvantageous spot.
Judak was weak against the strong, strong against the weak—purely!
Before the stunned Frederick, a new quality post appeared.
Quality Post) Lmao Crown Prince troll, used magitech?
(Mandu character with jaw dropped pic)
Empire magitech trash lol
Recommendations 999+ Disrecommendations 3
ㄴ What? You actually used it?
ㄴ This is... the empire’s crown prince?
ㄴ No loser this losery;
ㄴ Crown Prince die! Step aside! I’ll rule better!
“This!!! Judak you bastard!!!!!”
Frederick finally exploded.
Storming up in rage, unaware of a new reply on the quality post.
ㄴ SoonDeadVamp★) Warning to Goldieboy. No more dumb shit
ㄴ .
ㄴ SoonDeadVamp★) What’re you doing now?
ㄴ (Pic poking mandu)
ㄴ Ooh, poking and I don’t die
ㄴ Lmao what’s this guy up to mid-this
ㄴ Was testing replies on creepy pasta post
*
“Deploy troops inside and out the gallery to hunt Judak by description.”
“Your Highness, no. Empire’s in bad shape. Even if caught, it turns the whole continent against us.”
“Doesn’t matter! I won’t forget today’s humiliation!!”
Such insult was new to the crown prince.
Especially post-emperor’s death—no comparisons, he loathed even lowly plebs criticizing him on the gallery.
He’d tried using it at first.
But now, whatever.
“Judak, I’ll get you for sure... Huh?”
Before finishing,
A zero-rec quality post appeared.
“This!”
Isaac Duke’s eyes widened max.
The rumored creepy pasta phenomenon.
Zero-rec post on quality!
Clicking in shock, just one pic and short line.
Quality Post) Palace view, impressive
Author: SoonDeadVamp★
(Pic standing atop palace, overlooking it below)
This place is impressive
Thinking of moving here
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[Comments 444]
- Inkiyaak!!!
- Elkiyaak!!!
- Ahem ahem ahem.
“...Isaac Duke.”
“...Yes.”
“...Pretend this never happened.”
Frederick, about to swing power like a madman, faced real madness and backed down.
Meanwhile, in some Kelton Kingdom restaurant storeroom.
“What’s this?”
[‘Frederick’ has requested a barter trade!]
[Trade Item: ???]
A new barter request arrived.