Chapter 11
Chapter 11
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 11
Chapter Title: Adrian Empire's Beer Ban Uproar
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Title: Adrian Frontline Wall Scenery...jpg
(Photo of the scorched surroundings taken from atop the wall)
(Proof shot with a beer bottle in one hand)
lololol even if the world ends I can't live without my booze
This is a pic of the Terra Beer Judak sold recently
Thought I'd die without booze now that the world's ending, but thanks to Judak I'm alive!
Likes 73 Dislikes 2
[Comments 23]
- Whoa insane; look at that color
ㄴ (OP) Right? Haven't tried it yet but I'm hyped af ㅇㅇ
- Whoa, killer view
- The true elite was here all along
- Even if the world goes totally to shit, one beer bottle makes this guy smile... what a legend...
Adrian Empire's frontline.
With two-thirds of its territory already overrun by monsters, morale among the people had hit rock bottom.
A reality where death or injury could strike at any moment.
Especially for those who lived and died by their booze, production facilities had been wrecked since the great war, leaving them with nothing to drink.
And that was why.
The people of Adrian showed an oddly unconditional affection for Judak.
- One drink after guard duty...jpg
- Adrian IP looking for gallery bros for a lan line booze mukbang
- Guinness Stout ← that's why that guy's a total asshole
Not quite dwarves, but a race dead serious about their alcohol.
At one point, lan line booze mukbangs seeking drinking buddies popped up in the gallery, showing just how massive Judak's influence was within Adrian.
That's where it all blew up.
Title: Doing a guard duty beer mukbang rn
Author: Adrian West Wall Guard
Looking for guard bro to sip some booze with dawn sky as the side dish
[Comments 13]
- Oh perfect, I just woke up wanna join?
ㄴ Author) Sounds good. Uploading pic now
ㄴ (Pic of booze spread laid out)
ㄴ Frederick) Hmm...
ㄴ Author) !!!! Greetings to the Sun of the Empire!
ㄴ Greetings to the Sun of the Empire!!!
ㄴ Frederick) You're allowed to drink on guard duty?
ㄴ Frederick) Looks like the booze problem is more serious than I thought
ㄴ Author) Sorry!!!
ㄴ Frederick) To think Adrian's vigilance has deteriorated this much...
ㄴ Frederick) From today, a total alcohol ban across all imperial territory
ㄴ Author) !!!
ㄴ !!!
Got caught red-handed by the crown prince, who was patrolling cyber army style.
Title: Citizens of Adrian Empire, hear this
Author: Frederick
I, Frederick, believe the rampant defeatism in Adrian stems entirely from alcohol
As it is a pastime unfit for the empire's crisis
I hereby declare a total alcohol ban across the empire effective immediately
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[Comments 999+]
- What the fuck is this bullshit!!!
- Fuuuuck, fuuuck, ah... Your Highness!
- Ah... ah... seriously wanna rebel now...
ㄴ Isaac Duke) You insolent dogs!!!!!
ㄴ Isaac Duke) How dare you speak of safety like that!!!!!
- FullElfSquad★) lololololol
ㄴ lolololololol
ㄴ Oooh nice~ lolololol
ㄴ In-group hate is peak human behavior
The sudden alcohol ban decree.
The people of Adrian Empire all felt the world spinning.
Food rations were already scarce, so they were just hanging on for Judak Market, and now booze was banned too?
Title: Ah whatever lol
I'm just not going on guard duty anymore
Knights are all hush-hush about it too
Everyone's pissed, saying fuck this, no more duty, been like that nonstop
[Comments 4]
- lol imperial army's doing great~
- You too? lol me too
- Why should I sacrifice for a shithole empire like this?
- Monsters welcome~
The mood inside the empire turned ugly.
Mutterings of rebellion even surfaced.
But up to this point, it was purely an internal imperial matter.
The real problem was Frederick threatening me too.
Title: Judak, hear this too
Author: Frederick
If you plan to ignore my orders, think again.
I am not lenient with the disloyal.
Tracking down Judak's location is child's play, so make a wise choice
[Comments]
- What makes these guys so cocky?
ㄴ They got the same magic tracker as the elves; one-use deal but probably banking on that
- Disloyal my ass. Judak's race is cute elf girls?
ㄴ And you don't even know if they're human or not
"No way, they have location trackers too?"
My head started throbbing the moment I saw that.
The elves had threatened me with one before, and now the empire had them too.
Not something you could whip up easily since they're one-use, but having them at all was the issue.
"Like some kind of nuke. They just whip it out whenever shit hits the fan."
Was there no magic item for sale that blocks this crap?
But checking the shop, it was all Earth stuff, so no fix for now.
Title: But wait
Author: Judak☆
No option in the market to ban specific IPs from selling
So if I wanna do it, gotta blanket ban booze from the market?
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[Comments 412]
- Frustrated then catch 'em yourselves
- Why drag innocent other races into it?
- Frederick) Do I have to spell it out?
ㄴ Frederick) Adrian is the heart of the continent. Is something like that a problem?
ㄴ ??? What the hell did this guy just say?
ㄴ The guys begging dwarves for weapons now got balls of steel huh
ㄴ Big bro Judak, no way right?
Some gallery users voiced concerns.
Just like the elf incident before, they were spot on.
I had zero intention of putting my neck on the line just to sell booze.
"Not that. This is the safe play."
[All alcohol items banned from Judak Market.]
[Reason: Adrian Alcohol Ban]
ㄴ ¿¿¿
ㄴ Holy!!! Fucking!!! Shit!!!
ㄴ Nooooo!!!!!!
ㄴ Judak bros, not this one!!!
With one click, I wiped booze from the entire Isekai continent.
*
Reactions to the ban were immediate.
It started inside Adrian.
Title: Ah lol
I'm a rebel starting today lol
Crown prince die, Adrian die, monsters forever lol
[Comments 1]
- Isaac Duke) You bastard!!!!!!!!
Title: West Wall current status...jpg
(Empty interior of the wall)
(Monsters looking baffled pic)
Welcome~~
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[Comments 63]
- Frederick) You scum!!! Get back to your post!!!
ㄴ ㅗㅗ mad then track the IP yourself
ㄴ lol world ending so can't even catch us
- Kelton Kingdom immigration party 9/99
ㄴ That place fell ages ago...
ㄴ Nah not there dummy...
Riots erupted internally right away.
Soldiers ditched their posts, abandoned the walls, and retreated into the empire.
Citizens stopped working altogether, slumping into apathy, making food production grind to a halt.
"Grrr...?"
"Kieeeek..."
The only ones left baffled were the monster hordes charging in.
Pics of monsters standing dumbly on the empty walls circulated nonstop in the gallery.
And the problems weren't just internal.
Title: Hello, it's the FullElfSquad
Author: FullElfSquad★
We young elves love our booze
You know how tough it was during the thot elf incident not long ago right?
So
Cancel the ban right now
Or the FullElfSquad will kill you
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[Comments 31]
- Elves spitting facts for once...
ㄴ First time I agree with elf trash
- lolol look at this guy's grammar crumbling
- Why so pissed tho
ㄴ Fr these dew sippers?
ㄴ lol "real" dew lol
ㄴ Can skip meat but not booze lol
Title: Long time no see Judak, it's me
Author: Taldrue
Antares reclamation's almost done.
Monsters mostly pulled back, was gonna put some effort into kingdom rebuilding haha.
But now there's more trash to clear huh?
Just say the word brother Judak!
Want us to bring you that guy's head?
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[Comments 53]
- Hamdel sounds scary af
- Tone's all nice but content's the opposite
- Don't these guys just talk? Probably prepping for war rn
- Air war with dwarves and it's over in a day fr
- Ugh;; withdrawing from Adrian;
Public opinion was mostly on my side.
But seeing it didn't make me wanna start selling booze again.
"Gotta think smart. Sell or not, doesn't matter to me."
Even if the crown prince begged in the heat of the moment, no dice.
But nothing like that yet.
Epic Post) Uh oh? Screwed
Author: LiftTheBan
I'm a rebel but Isaac Duke from the north with his army marching on the capital?
Says it's rebel suppression and war prep, wtf do we do
(Pic of Isaac Duke's forces)
[Comments 52]
- Uh this is bad;
- Don't want it turning into real war
- Dwarves elves war blah blah but they're busy defending their own turf can't come;
ㄴ But dwarves might actually show
ㄴ Taldrue) We're assembled. Ready to march anytime.
ㄴ Booze fiends are peak dwarf energy;
Isaac Duke, the one who'd held the north intact, was marching down.
No matter the riots or whatever, main army Isaac moving changes everything.
- Fuck really wanna kill these collab assholes
- Pam) Ascension one bottle 1,000 mana rice balls pam
- Shoulda stocked up on booze earlier...
Title: Later...
Laaaater...
Laaaaterrr
Laaaaterrr
Uwaaaah!
[Comments 3]
- You lost your mind?
- (Immigrating to become booze master!)
- ??? Wtf is this
The gallery devolved into total chaos.
In the unrelenting heat, one post went up.
Epic Post) Hey big bro Judak... please take a look just once...
Author: WholesomeModest
"Huh."
It was WholesomeModest, the likeable anon.
Not sarcasm—she was a genuine ray of light in this cesspool gallery, posting her selfie every morning.
Her race? The ultra-rare succubus.
True to a race that thrives on pleasure, WholesomeModest fed on the reactions and kept going.
"Even with the ban drama, can't ignore this."
Clicked instantly when I saw the name.
(Pic of a black-haired golden-eyed beauty shyly showing her profile to the camera)
Big bro Judak... please leave a comment if you see this...
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[Comments 999+]
- Kyakyakya! Peacekeeper's always the sex faction
ㄴ Author) Succubus not sexubus ok!!!
- Lady,, meet me just once plz,,,
- I lo.ve you..@@
ㄴ Author) No!!!
ㄴ ㅎㅎ you love it
ㄴ Author) Totally hate it ok?! Think all succubi are sluts???
- Posts her selfies daily shamelessly... but virginity stricter than anyone...
ㄴ Ugh... wanna say mean shit lol
ㄴ Fr lol
ㄴ Author) !!!!!
Zero dislikes, as expected.
Mentioning Judak to cozy up was banned in the gallery, but she was the exception.
- Judak☆) Yeah lol why'd you call?
ㄴ lololol crazy bastard
ㄴ Look at him going polite
No clue why, but I replied anyway.
ㄴ Author) I think I can help with this alcohol ban mess...
ㄴ Author) How about a trade...?