Chapter 215
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 215
Chapter Title: Ah, the Transparent Onahole is Helping
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There were countless giant slimes scattered across the plains.
We pushed forward without much talk, mowing down every one that came at us.
"Dragon's Lair!"
"Dragon Breath!"
Your level has increased.
Your level has increased.
This dungeon's pretty tasty.
Should've come here with Yuuna and Hena. I clicked my tongue.
"You two getting along?"
"No."
"No."
Dihirit clicked his tongue too, looking displeased.
"We just happened to get mixed up in the coordinates by coincidence."
"For a coincidence, you two sync up way too well."
"Sync up how...? Hey! There!"
A slime burst out!
"Dragon Breath!"
"Your back too! Fireball!"
"...See?"
Goonam grinned.
"The way you both shout your skill names..."
Gasp...!?
Dihirit and I had that in common!?
I didn't want to know that!
"Don't copy me, Kim Sanghyeok. It's fucking annoying."
"You're the one copying me. I've been shouting them from the start."
"Stop it from now on, you little shit."
"I'm not copying."
Should we duel over who gets to shout skill names?
I caught myself before it got too childish.
"Stop fighting and let's go. The monster rank here's pretty high."
"What can you do, Goonam?"
"Tanking! I've got the Gate Keeper talent. My family's raised tanks for generations."
Dihirit snorted.
"A talent that's there or not. If the DPS is enough, the tank position's meaningless, right?"
"You don't get it. Don't you know how important tanks are?"
"So who's actually helping right now?"
This guy really rubs me the wrong way.
He only says shit that hits too close to home. Gets you punched for it.
"I'm fine. Don't fight. Sanghyeok."
"If this guy's in danger, don't protect him."
"I won't be in danger. Looks like this dungeon was made for me anyway."
"..."
That's true too.
Anyway, with all these plant-type monsters, unlike me who has to rely on special ammo,
Dihirit's got mana to spare and can spew fire nonstop. He's got the advantage.
Honestly, he's been a big help.
If only he didn't run his obnoxious mouth.
'Wonder how the others are doing.'
"Village up ahead."
"Village?"
There's really one there.
Like we'd been dropped into another world, a quaint little village sat right in front of us.
Even a bell tower in the village...
"Let's check it out. Might be a clue for clearing the dungeon."
"I'll take point. I'm the tank."
Goonam strode ahead. Dihirit and I kept watch on the surroundings as we entered the village.
A battle was already underway inside.
The village militia was mobilizing against an assault by giant plant slimes.
"Shields up! Attack!"
Young villagers with swords and shields struggled against the giant slimes.
"Fire Wall!!"
Dihirit immediately laid down a wall of flames, isolating the slimes.
"Hey, what if you hurt people too?"
"People? Besides you guys, where are the people here?"
"Could affect the clear rewards."
"Then you catch 'em. I'll just knock 'em down."
He listens.
I'd already loaded Dragon Breath.
No point in popping off single instant rounds. Time to show 'em the real deal.
"Here goes. Dragon Breath barrage!"
"Ooh!"
"It's the hero!"
They're calling me hero?
Taste the hero's flames! Dragon Breath!
With the Fire Wall blocking civilians, I aimed at the plant slimes turning our way and unloaded soy powder.
Thud! Thud! Thud! Thud...!!
Moonlight Dragon Breath
Massive area and destructive power. Soy powder density tripled.
The slimes caught fire and writhed in agony before collapsing dead moments later.
"Whoa, Sanghyeok. Your gun's insane. Gotta be S-rank."
"S-rank exactly."
"D-rank hunter, how'd you stockpile that much mana crystals?"
"Cleared a lot of good dungeons."
"Probably leeched off women. Typical freeloader."
Who can I leech off?
If a woman leaned on me, maybe. Heh.
"Yuuna dotes on you so much. What, trading mana crystals for pity fucks with pro hunters?"
"Puhaha."
Couldn't help but laugh at the cute imagination.
Yuuna?
Giving me mana crystals for pity fucks?
His imagination's...
"You know Yuuna's personality. You really think that?"
"..."
Dihirit clamped his mouth shut.
Anyway, the elderly village chief came over to thank us profusely.
Felt just like the opening of a real RPG.
"Thank you so much, heroes."
"All good now?"
"The monsters in front of the village suddenly turned ferocious. We'll have to hold them off with our own strength for a while."
"So?"
Dihirit pressed for the point, and the chief hesitantly spoke up.
"Until tomorrow at dawn... would you stay the night in our village and fend off the monster attacks?"
"What do you think?"
Goonam said.
"Should we scout around more first, Sanghyeok?"
"Nah, let's protect these people."
"Show-off..."
"Not showing off. More are coming. Can't pass up that sweet EXP."
Plant slimes aren't tough like merfolk, they're B+ grade and give tons of EXP.
Dungeon clear coins must be piling up nicely too.
"Time passing here means time passing outside. You know that, right?"
Dihirit said.
"So?"
"Clear this quick and hit the next dungeon might be better. Smart to go all-in here?"
"Yep."
I said confidently.
"Slimes are B+ rank. Not easy to find a dungeon like this at the academy."
"B+? You can see that?"
"Yeah."
Thanks to the mythic skill Perception (Red).
"Fine. I'll trust you."
"Can't you just use Illusion Mist without trusting me?"
"Think you can hold that many off without me? Ammo's limited."
"..."
Ugh, annoying prick.
"Kukuku. If you say 'Please help, Lord Dihirit...' nicely..."
I ignored Dihirit and approached the chief.
"We'll help, Chief."
"Oh, thank you! Heroes!"
"Not heroes."
"You aid our hardship, so hero fits perfectly!"
Isolated world folks are so straightforward.
Trusting a madman waving a fire stick without ID checks...
Kinda romantic, in a way.
"Aren't you hungry? We'll serve you our best! Heroes!"
Oh.
Music to my ears.
"Escort the heroes!"
"Yes!"
The surprisingly organized village youths guided us to the best tavern in town.
Simple outfits, but busty maids awaited us.
Felt arms slip around mine. Panicked a bit.
This breast feel...
Felt genuinely human.
"Hero... you're so dashing."
"So handsome..."
You girls check looks too?
I shook off the girls clinging to me.
"Oh my."
"Pass on me. Play with my friends."
"Got a wife, huh. Hehe."
"Forget that for now and have fun with us?"
Trouble waiting to happen.
Village girls are decently cute, but my standards aren't that low.
Glanced back. Goonam and Dihirit thought differently.
Even heard them gulp from here.
"Sanghyeok, uh..."
"You guys have fun. I'll get some air."
In this world, maybe it's normal.
Hero slays monsters, saves village—then booze and broads.
Slipped away to the second floor. Perfect balcony for solo chilling.
And a gray-haired girl standing alone.
Seemed young, but pretty.
Simple clothes, hair tied back neatly, henna-dyed nails cute.
Why's the standout beauty here...?
...Hidden girl?
"...What're you doing?"
"Ah, hero..."
Love being called handsome.
First-time girl looking at me with friendly eyes? Pure profit.
"Why out here...?"
"Don't like drinking much."
"..."
What's with this storybook silence?
"Want me to move?"
"Uh, I..."
"Dahlia! Where are you? Dahlia!"
Chief came up looking for Dahlia. Probably her.
"Sorry. Gotta go. Hero..."
Not a hero, I say.
She off to serve too? Got dragged off by the chief.
I lounged alone for a bit.
Then.
A busty beauty with light blue hair and goat horns sidled up beside me.
"Si-eun?"
Just standing expressionless,
Outclasses every village girl. Top-tier beauty Si-eun flaunts her voluptuous nude form next to me.
Heart races knowing she's mine.
Her first words, looking up at me...
"...Want me to clear it?"
"..."
No need for me to fight personally. Just summon Si-eun and done...
"Don't wanna show your form to others."
"Why?"
"'Cause... you fighting looks pretty erotic."
"..."
Imagining Si-eun flailing midair limbs spread, dick gets hard on reflex.
She looked like she hadn't realized anyone saw her that way.
"All guys view women as onaholes?"
"Not all, but you're pretty."
...And busty.
"Goddess of Nudity broke. Can't use it now."
"Broke? My fault?"
"Yeah. Tore when your authority let it get eyed."
Saying it so casually stings.
"Sorry. I'll buy you new clothes later."
Cup her soft cheek in my palm, stroke gently.
"Can I make you a transparent onahole now?"
"Why're you so good to me?"
"I'm... basically good to people?"
"..."
She hesitated.
Blush crept across Si-eun's cheeks.
"...Transparent onahole or whatever, do what you want."
"Alright."
Stealth Onahole
Grants transparency so others can't see Si-eun.
Been a while since I used an onahole skill.
"Kushina join too?"
Black bikini-clad Kushina appeared too.
Seeing them side by side, chest swells with pride.
"Sure thing, Master."
Si-eun and Kushina differ in combat power, but ways to bridge that exist.
Onahole Enhancement
I kneaded Kushina's breasts softly.
"Mm..."
"Gonna buff you."
Decided on this onahole.
"Whoa, way bigger boost than before."
"I've gotten stronger. Pokédex bonuses, level-ups, etc."
Kushina herself hasn't changed much, but my buffs push her stats over 400 average.
Higher than me?
"Effect scales with how much I like the onahole."
"Hmm. Master says the prettiest things. Wanna kiss you."
"No need to hold back."
One word, and Kushina hugs tight.
I grope her squishy ass while kissing.
"Mmm... For you, Master... I'll do my best..."
"Monsters incoming."
"Already?"
Perception (Red) confirmed it.
Huge slime horde at village entrance.
Downstairs, Goonam and Dihirit were drinking wildly with girls around.
"Monsters coming. Let's go."
"Uh, yeah!"
"Just got started emptying the barrel... Where?"
We headed out.
Gathered in the village square, we watched the massive slime horde swarm.
Enough to abandon the village and flee.
"I don't care. You guys okay?"
Dihirit said.
"With what?"
"Fine if you bail with Illusion Mist?"
Worried or mocking?
"We're good. Got onaholes."
"What's that now?"
"Transparent onahole's helping."
"What bullshit...?"
Goonam raised his shield, activating a skill. A line etched the ground.
Invisible transparent wall rose, blocking slime advance.
"They're here! Kids! Attack from inside!"
I fired flames from behind the shield.
Dihirit spewed wide-area fire magic, pushing back slimes with firepower.
"Hey! Transparent onahole's here, so watch out!"
"What the fuck does that even mean!"
Kushina leaped.
Black bikini only, diving into the danger zone. Quick kicks shattered slimes.
Dihirit shut his mouth watching slimes shatter everywhere.
"See?"
"Why's your onahole helping you transparent, you creep!"
"My onaholes are gorgeous. Don't talk shit."
"Gives me chills. Fuck."
This punk thinks it's a pink silicone blob hopping invisible.
Second transparent onahole, Si-eun, stepped forward.
"I'll clean up."
Si-eun pulled a large jar from inventory.
Dark crock like a kimchi pot.
Emitting deeply unpleasant vibes.
Why's the name so creepy!!
Si-eun thrust the jar mouth forward. Dozens of slimes got sucked right in.
Your level has increased.
Your level has increased.
Your level has increased.
Your level has increased.
"..."
Done already?
The giant slimes' death throes, silenced, flowed as EXP.
Jar shuddered a few times, then settled.
Si-eun petted it like a dog and stored it back.
"All good."
"..."
"W-What...?"
Dihirit and Goonam panicked.
"What just happened, Kim Sanghyeok? Explain! What was that?!"
"Uh, that was..."
How to explain this?
"...The transparent onahole sucked 'em up!"
"What the hell do you do with onaholes at the academy!?"
Tell me about it.
"Sanghyeok... I'm scared..."
Me too...
Si-eun met my eyes, just tilting her head.