Chapter 216
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 216
Chapter Title: Personality Excretion★Salvation
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"So, that thing just now was the power of the onahole?"
We were all gathered together.
I briefly explained to the two of them about the transparent onahole.
"It's actually right here. You just can't see it with your eyes."
"……."
"That's fucking scary."
Dihirit, too, acknowledged it was a fucking scary onahole.
Kang Si-eun stared right at me, her huge breasts thrust forward.
It was just a big spectacle.
"……You don't actually think I'm scary."
"Gasp! Who said that? Who are you?!"
Goo-nam whipped his head around.
"So it's a transparent onahole."
"Onaholes can talk too!?"
"……."
Kushina smiled awkwardly.
"~Should I just reveal myself once, Master?"
"No."
You're all half-naked. I can't give Dihirit a free show.
"Yes, transparent onahole here."
Kushina made a V-sign with her fingers and let her voice be heard.
Then Dihirit said,
"……Are you treating women like onaholes, you?"
"That's the gist of it."
"You're complete trash, you bastard."
…….
I had nothing to say…!
"You have so many girlfriends, why collect onaholes too…?"
Goo-nam voiced his pure confusion.
"Well…… because I'm an onahole collector?"
"……."
"……."
You wouldn't understand if I explained my life after possession……?
"Anyway. Pretty onaholes are helping me out."
"……."
Goo-nam let out an "ooh."
"Pretty ones? I'm jealous…."
"What's there to be jealous of? It's just gross. Typical onahole collector."
"Dihirit, you'd be shocked if you saw Si-eun. Right?"
"Cut the bullshit and let's go."
Sigh.
I didn't want to show them, but I did want to show off how pretty Si-eun is!!
As my conflicting desires clashed fiercely, Si-eun tugged tightly on my sleeve.
"Kim Sanghyeok."
"Yeah?"
"As an onahole aesthetician, is there anything shocking about my appearance?"
"…Hm. Your breasts are shockingly big and pretty?"
"Boobs are the point after all."
Si-eun seemed to get it, fiddling with her bursting massive tits playfully.
I want to touch them too….
But if I groped some transparent thing, Goo-nam would look at me weird, so I'll pass.
"How do you get so popular with girls? Teach me the secret. I kinda get it though."
"You kinda get it?"
"Yeah."
Anyone could see I was handsome.
Hell, my Charm was 999.
Kim Sanghyeok, the alpha male who wouldn't allow onahole rebellion. Si-eun was now completely my tame onahole.
How can a villain be so sure?
If I didn't trust my onahole after sucking and fucking all weekend, that'd be a problem as a man.
Because I'd used Si-eun's holes so pleasurably that betrayal would just be whatever.
I had to trust her.
"That jar."
"……."
Si-eun looked at me.
"You used it to help me? Thanks."
"……Not really. As an onahole, it was just natural to protect your dick."
"Si-eun's so strong as a junior that I had no chance to step up……."
No, Kushina's performance was amazing too.
There was just no room because Si-eun's processing speed was overwhelmingly fast.
If we fought in my true style as an onahole collector who actively uses his onaholes,
there'd be no need for her to step up.
Meaning I could stick to my role as the carry.
"Hey. Come here. Something's weird."
At that moment, Dihirit spotted something, and we headed to the tavern where we'd been entertained.
No villagers in sight.
No vigilantes either. They had vanished like they'd sunk into the earth.
"What? Where'd everyone go?"
"……."
Then, Si-eun vanished smoothly.
'Huh?'
Where'd she go?
A moment later, she reappeared in front of me.
"……There's a space underground."
"She says there's a space underground."
"I heard it too. And tell that trans… transparent onahole not to talk suddenly from behind."
"Scared?"
Dihirit snapped irritably.
"Fucking scared me. Shit. Happy now?"
"Sanghyeok! Looks like something's under this table. Let's all move it."
We three—me, Dihirit, and Goo-nam—lifted the table Goo-nam found.
"One, two!"
A large entrance to a basement gaped open beneath the carpet.
'It's not over yet…….'
Dungeon clear hadn't popped up, so…….
"Hey. Send your transparent onahole first."
Dihirit said.
"I'll decide that."
"So decide quick. Let's clean this creepy place and bail."
"Hey! Wait. Breaking through dangerous spots is my role. Don't make the onahole do it."
Goo-nam used his 'Gate Keeper' ability to surround us with an invisible barrier,
then became our shield as we passed through the narrow space.
Kang Si-eun and Kushina stuck close behind me.
"Si-eun. Did you scout all the way inside?"
"Yeah. There are monsters."
"Incoming!"
As Goo-nam shouted, a massive slime appeared in the dark passage.
It seemed like carnivorous plants were embedded in it with their vines, which was odd.
'Villagers' clothes mixed in there……?'
As we all noticed and panicked, Dihirit immediately spat flames.
"Dragon Breath!"
"Hey, wait!"
"Wait for what? It's already fucked. Let's go."
True…….
We emerged into a vast underground space and couldn't hide our shock.
Even the clothes of the virgins who'd served us at the tavern moments ago were there. They all seemed absorbed by the plants and slimes, dead.
"Ugh……."
Goo-nam looked queasy and bowed his head, while Dihirit clicked his tongue.
"Something's off."
They must've defended well against outside intruders, so where did these come from?
Were they living underground from the start?
"We'll wipe them all out."
"Yeah."
For now.
No reason to let monsters that ate villagers live.
"Kushina!"
"Yes~! Let's go!"
Onahole Buff (Enhanced)
Kushina dashed forward and destroyed the massive slime with a kick.
With the buff, she possessed combat power surpassing an A-rank hunter. The slime had no chance to counter.
I watched comfortably and loaded my special ammo, Dragon Breath.
Along with Dihirit, we burned the ones trying to spill out from the sides.
"Transparent Onahole! Over here!"
Goo-nam herded slimes with his shield, and Kushina swiftly destroyed them.
The slimes—roughly equal to the number of villagers—seemed cleared.
"One more left."
As Dihirit prepared to shoot magic, I blocked him with my arm.
"What."
"Wait."
The last one was only partially eaten…….
It was Dahlia, nearly overtaken by the plant.
She didn't look able to speak.
Why appear before us like this?
Dihirit said,
"Is this a monster or a person?"
"Dunno. Can't you just burn the plant parts?"
"Think fire magic's some medicine?"
I caught the staggering Dahlia in my arms.
"Master. Dangerous."
Kushina tried to stop me, but Dahlia's eyes seemed to convey something.
Her body was dominated by the carnivorous plant, veins replaced by plants.
"……Not slime first, but maybe she was human? Transformed by the plant."
"What speculation?"
"……."
I shut my mouth.
It was speculation. Dahlia hadn't stood up saying, 'Everyone, the plant turned us into slimes.'
I just…….
"Why would slimes enter a man-eating jar?" That question came to mind.
Just because the jar was good?
"I think so too."
Si-eun agreed.
"This jar eats people. Maybe it fused with the plant-type monster."
"Creepy. Then burn it before it becomes a monster. Step aside."
"Genius ain't shit."
"What?"
Dihirit bristled.
"Your control is better than sis's, right? But you can't handle this?"
"Didn't say I can't! But can that girl withstand fire magic through her veins? She'd writhe in agony and die faster?"
"……."
Goo-nam sighed.
"If only we had an anesthesiologist……."
Dahlia slipped from my arms.
The plant's control strengthened, making her writhe in pain.
"Ugh, aaaagh!"
"Move. Kim Sanghyeok. She might really burn with you."
"I can anesthetize."
"Kim Sanghyeok! He's about to attack you, so move!"
"Run…… Hero…… sir……."
Dahlia…….
The mindless Dahlia rolled her eyes back and lunged.
But I stood firm, waited, then swung a steel fist.
A full-power punch to the frail girl's gut!
"Gasp, you psycho! What the hell?!"
Personality Excretion!!
"Anesthetize with this punch!!"
Thuddd!!!
"Nngoook!!"
Whamwhamwhamwhamwham!!!!
Whamwhamwhamwhamwhamwhamwham……!!
Explanation omitted.
The frail girl couldn't withstand my body blow with Strength 214 (Pokedex bonus +53), her body jolting into the air,
and from the gut punch shock, she underwent Personality Excretion, squirting all her Personality Jelly from her ass.
"……."
"……."
Everyone fell silent.
It transcended vulgarity, reaching some new realm.
They seemed stunned by the Personality Excretion Show.
"…No matter how many times I see it, it never gets old…."
Only Kushina, the veteran with jelly excretion experience, left a brief comment.
This was the pinnacle of violence.
Personality Excretion.
"Oook……."
The girl expelled all jelly and collapsed on the floor.
"All her personality is out. Now start the procedure. Dihirit."
"You're even crazier than I thought."
"Say it's a crazy ability?"
"……."
Goo-nam dry-washed his face and sniffled.
"I… slept away today……. What the hell did I just witness…."
"She'll have physiological reactions, but no pain. Like a real doll state."
"Every metaphor's so crude. Fine, wait."
Soon Dihirit focused to burn the plants dominating Dahlia's body.
Then, the basement wall opened, spilling even more massive slimes.
"I'll hold them!"
Goo-nam's face turned deadly serious as he charged first to protect us.
"Over here, you idiots!"
Provocation Shouting!
Massive slimes swarmed from all directions, but Goo-nam bravely stood firm.
"Herded 'em here! Sanghyeok!"
"C-rank for real? You're good."
"Don't want that from a D-rank!"
Impressive.
This the average level of Etsol Academy second-years?
Not bad. But not enough!
"Kushina!"
"Yesss! Master!"
"Five-minute barrage!"
Enemies had no eyes, so Flash (Kushina) wouldn't work,
but Onahole Clone Martial Arts would!!
"Whoa! Sanghyeok, what're you doing? Not shooting, jumping in?"
"You'll get burned too! Clear first, then shoot!"
"Sanghyeok! Behind you!"
"Nah, it's fine. Got transparent onahole!"
Kushina smacked away the massive slime attacking my rear.
Me and Kushina simultaneously hammered the same slime repeatedly. I with fists, her with kicks, striking openings the other created to push back the slime,
and for the finisher, I gripped my Benelli!
Bang!!
Soybean powder from the muzzle ignited the slime.
As we fought hard, Si-eun said,
"Can't I just handle it?"
"I can do this without your power, Si-eun!"
"……."
After nearly wiping the massive slimes, another human dominated by plants appeared, like Dahlia.
But this one stood steadily on two legs.
It was the village chief.
"Tsk tsk tsk……. Can't even clean up one of those."
"Village chief?"
Goo-nam said, shocked.
"You did this to everyone? Why?!"
"Just sacrifices for Dryad-nim. In return, we reincarnate with eternal life."
"So you turned girls like granddaughters into monsters?"
……Goo-nam was almost an RPG protagonist…?
I'd expected it, my brain too rotten for such lines.
"You plan to say you won't forgive? When I gave the chance to become kin of the great will."
"Don't care."
I said while loading slug rounds into Benelli's empty chamber.
"I'm already serving a certain little goddess."
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……Vulgar black star.
En-chan's symbol. Stop spamming!
"Then fine. We'll slaughter you with our superior bodies enduring eons. Rise! My familiar, Dahlia!"
"She's right here."
Dihirit had finished much faster than expected.
He'd burned away all plants invading Dahlia's body with fire magic.
As things didn't go as planned, the village chief's face twisted in fury.