Chapter 214
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 214
Chapter Title: Monday Flirting with the Student Council President
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After driving my little sisters to school,
I walked across the academy grounds bathed in clear sunlight.
On my way to class, I ran smack into the Student Council President.
"Kim Sanghyeok. Why haven't you been answering my calls?"
"I was pretty busy all weekend."
The moment our eyes met, smiles tugged at both our lips.
"I'm not one of your students of interest anymore, you know."
"I know."
Isabella placed a hand on her hip and gave me a stern look.
"As your girlfriend, I was just tracking down my man. Got a problem with that?"
"Not at all."
"Listen well in class. Leave the outside stuff to me."
The silver-haired, busty Student Council President stepped closer and straightened my tie.
I want to marry this gorgeous president.
I casually rested a hand on her hip and met her gaze.
"......This is the academy."
"So?"
I pulled Isabella into a light embrace and buried my nose in the nape of her neck.
Delicious scent...
"You're getting bolder by the day."
"Nothing scares me anymore."
I kneaded her plump rear, snug in those white pants, and planted a soft kiss.
What a fantastic fourth-week Monday.
The way she looked at me on the first day of possession still made my dick twitch just thinking about it.
Mm...
I shared another light kiss with Isabella and pulled back to gaze at her.
"Think about who's watching."
"I want to show off. That Isabella's my girl."
"Who wouldn't?"
We both had the attitude that we didn't care who saw.
"You need to escape D-rank, right?"
"Got it."
The president, who cared about my career, seemed to have other thoughts brewing.
"The only fun in D-rank is the role-playing."
"When's the year-end evaluation?"
"We'll hear news this week. Listen well in class."
I kissed Isabella once more and parted.
She stared intently at my face.
"You're quite the looker."
"You think I'm handsome too, President?"
"Have I ever said otherwise?"
"Huh, now I'm suddenly curious when you started thinking that."
"......"
She gripped my hand tight, refusing to let go.
Where do you think you're going?
"Asking me that."
"Tell me."
"From the start. From the very first time. Ever since I called you to the Student Council Room."
So that's how it was~.
"No wonder you were so soft on me."
"Don't think it was just because of your face."
"What I mean is, you knew from the start we'd end up like this."
"Hmph."
Isabella coolly turned her head away.
Of course it wasn't just the face. But if I didn't have this face, could I have become Isabella's boyfriend?
Probably not.
In eroge, sometimes the ugly protag is canon,
but from a pure love perspective, a handsome couple is obviously better.
I was glad about that much.
If I were ugly with only cheat abilities, everything would look like netorare abuse material...
"Oh, right, why'd you call anyway?"
"I worry when you don't pick up. But I figured out where you were quick enough, so it's fine."
"......You knew."
"I thought you'd snuck into some forbidden zone out of curiosity. Good boy. Very good."
The president said it with a hint of sarcasm.
"Holed up indoors playing with the girls."
"Ha, haha..."
Wasn't that smart?
It let me relieve myself perfectly, but looks like the first-quarter Onahole Gathering got spotted.
"Thanks to that, I didn't stray. I listened to you, President."
"......Your girls."
Isabella crossed her arms.
"If anything happens, send them to the academy infirmary through Evangeline. There's an OB-GYN, and her dad's the director."
"......"
These third-years know their stuff...
"Our academy supports student social activities, but string after string of pregnancies and leaves of absence would be a problem."
"I'll be careful..."
I got warned not to increase the maternity ward population...
"Not nagging. We'll handle the care. Evangeline will introduce good doctors."
"Thank you."
Dating a girl loaded with money, power, and status is something else.
Connections I never expected keep pouring in.
Even as a D-rank student, I felt like my status had risen a bit.
"Work hard, Kim Sanghyeok."
"Yes, ma'am."
But I wanted to take responsibility for Isabella myself.
Unless I was planning to be a trophy husband, there were things I had to prove on my own.
Someday we'd do family introductions too?
I didn't want to be embarrassed at a table like that.
'Time to start by raising my rank.'
I headed to class.
Yuuna and Hena spotted me and smiled.
"Good morning, Kim Sanghyeok."
"Sanghyeok, good morning..."
"Morning."
Goo-nam had skipped his seat again?
Yuuna sat in the seat next to me and turned to me.
"Kim Sanghyeok. Did you have fun with my mom?"
I couldn't help but laugh at the question.
Sip...
It was great.
So many things with my girlfriend I couldn't explain.
"My mom didn't come home..."
"I didn't send her back."
"She was hungry."
......!?
No way, did I starve her or something?
"She could've gone out to eat."
"......"
Hena shrank back.
She was always low-energy, but today it bugged me.
Need to feed her first.
"I just grabbed something quick for breakfast too."
"You can't do that. Hold on, Hestia and Smire..."
"Hestia? Smire?"
Yuuna didn't like me calling her mom so casually first thing in the morning.
"Hmph."
Adorable.
I gripped Yuuna's hand tight, melting her resistance.
"Ah..."
Her cheeks flushed.
"Every time... you fix it like this...?"
"Don't like my hand?"
"I like it..."
Her small hand fit perfectly in mine.
Held tight like that, Yuuna went quiet.
"I like you, Yuuna."
"Me too..."
Before class started,
our classmate Goo-nam sidled up.
"Can you stop coming out now?"
"Ah, sorry!"
Yuuna jumped up and scratched her head awkwardly.
"No seat tax this time?"
"W-well... ahem."
"Not paying lately."
"Ahaha."
Hey, that's no good.
"I'll pay next time. Next time."
"Sure..."
Guess I'll buy him something later.
Before class, I went to Raider and got back our upgraded gear, including Kushina's bikini.
Moonlight Benelli was still S-rank with no big changes but slight ability boosts. Glock hit A-rank,
Python B-rank, all nicely upgraded.
Kushina's black bikini reached B+.
Everyone seemed satisfied reclaiming their gear. Hena clutched her enhanced Wall Birdwood staff.
"How is it?"
"Yeah, good. Feels like I can use mana more efficiently."
"Ebony Blade hit B-rank too!"
Nice.
B-rank comes easier than I thought.
With gravity wave upgrades on the horizon, I couldn't skip weapon enhancements if I wanted more power.
"Leave today's dungeon to me."
"I'll do my best too...!"
"What's this? You guys seem more confident than usual."
Yuuna and Hena exchanged glances and giggled.
What?
Something good happen over the weekend?
"Look forward to it, Sanghyeok!"
"Alright, I will."
Hena flinched.
"N-no... lower your expectations... it'd be better. Yeah... way lower. Or don't expect anything at all..."
"Have some confidence, Hena."
Yuuna smacked Hena's back with her palm.
Hena straightened up and nodded.
"Y-yeah!!"
When a dungeon unleashes its Variability, all sorts of unreasonable crap happens.
I thought I'd studied enough by now,
but during morning class...
[Variability Occurred]
[Gravity Wave Coordinates Changed]
"?"
We entered a B-rank dungeon, but the coordinates shifted and we got dropped somewhere else,
forcing me to separate from Hena and Yuuna.
'This feels familiar...'
Just like the exchange match.
Can't do much about gravity wave's fickle whims.
Two options left: regroup or use a return scroll to bail.
Return scrolls were standard academy supplies now,
so Hena and Yuuna would GTFO if it got dicey.
'But I'll poke around inside a bit.'
That's what I thought as I scanned the surroundings.
In the wide-open plain where I landed, one other guy had dropped with me.
'Dihirit?'
Our class's troublemaking delinquent mage.
He was with me.
What the hell is this pairing? I opened my status window and checked Lucky Pervert.
This combo was so awkward I half-expected to activate it now to summon a cutie.
Male bath party in Onahole Academy?
"Hey."
Dihirit saw my face and scowled irritably.
"Fuck, I hate you too."
Guess my feelings got through somehow.
"Damn... stuck with this guy of all people..."
"Didn't you apologize to me?"
"So what? Think a sorry means we're gonna laugh it up and be buddies?"
True.
I checked my gear and slung the Benelli on my back.
Never know when shit hits.
"If it weren't for your sister, trash like you..."
"Shut it, punk."
Just go.
"Hey, fuck. Where you going?"
"Where else? Wanna hold hands and stroll like pals?"
"Idiot! Don't you know in sudden situations like this, academy students help each other? Go ahead and ditch me if you want penalty points!"
That's the rule?
Not like the exchange match, I guess.
Tsk...
"Fine, let's go."
Dihirit immediately griped.
"Go my ass. You gonna send the squad mage ahead and DPS from behind with that noob-ass tactic that reeks of cannon fodder?!"
"Noob-ass?"
"Noob-ass... you've bulked up!"
"......"
Insult or compliment?
I'm technically a DPS too, if you think about it.
Personality Excretion Smash just leaves too strong an impression.
"Fine. Fine. I'll take point."
What kind of duo is this...
"Hurry up."
"Quit whining. Keep it up and you'll turn into an onahole."
"What a shitty guy. Why turn a dude into an onahole? What for?"
"Wouldn't use it, but could sell."
"You dare say that to me?"
Should we fight?
Academy student refuses cooperation/rescue and attacks aggressively... that scenario?
I glared sharply, and Dihirit flinched back a step.
Yeah. Get scared.
Think I'm easy?
"What're you, anyway?"
"Genius from a magic noble house."
"That's your sister talking."
Mention of sis shut him up tight.
I'd poked blindly, but hit the bullseye.
"Sis is a genius, sure, but I'm a different kind."
"Shut up."
"Can't match her blazing inferno, but fire control? I'm no slouch."
"Control your mouth. Monster incoming."
A wild plant slime appeared!!
'B+ rank?'
[Tactical Shot]
I whipped out the Glock and unloaded, but the massive slime, bigger than us, charged undeterred.
Three of 'em...!
"Move."
Dihirit cloaked himself in flames and engulfed the plant slime in a pillar of fire.
"Dragon's Nest!"
Fire's effective? Burns nice.
"Useless gun, get lost."
"Wanna see if it's useless?"
I spun the Benelli, flicked the safety, loaded Dragon Breath into the empty chamber, doused it with soy powder, and torched the slime.
Bang!
Whoosh!
"......"
I cleaned up two, and Dihirit awkwardly lowered his hand.
"Not bad."
I strode ahead without a word. Then something ambushing popped out.
"Wait! I'm not a monster!"
"You're...?"
The guy next to me in class, Goo-nam?
Goo-nam was filthy, uniform caked in dirt—he'd been prone the whole time.
"Sanghyeok. It's me, Goo-nam."
"What're you doing here?"
"Dunno, coordinates changed..."
The all-male trio squad I'd suspected.
To think Onahole Academy had an event like this. Shocking.