Chapter 157

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Translator: penny

Chapter: 157

Chapter Title: Student Council President's Summons

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"Kim Sanghyeok."

Dihirit stared straight at me before speaking first.

"What?"

We were first again this time. Rather than bickering over entry rights in front of the dungeon, maybe we should just let them go in.

I was mulling it over slightly...

But judging by Yuuna's expression, she had no intention of backing down. Our class rep wasn't the type to tolerate that.

"You trying to enter this dungeon?"

"That's the plan. Unless you block us."

"No plans to block you. Go ahead."

Huh?

Seeing him yield so readily, Yuuna and I exchanged glances.

What's up with them?

The usual prickliness was nowhere to be found.

"And, sorry about before."

"Huh?"

Dihirit apologizing?

"For trash-talking you and calling you an Onahole Collector. Sorry."

"......"

Maybe a bit embarrassed, Dihirit didn't even wait for my reply before heading off ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠with his party members.

What the hell?

"Did he eat something bad?"

"Hmm... Rumor has it his big sister chewed him out."

"Big sister?"

"A third-year senpai went around asking about you and Dihirit's relationship because of the exchange match."

......Exchange match?

I had no clue what that was about.

"You know, when Dihirit kept clinging to you."

"Ohhh."

"She probably thought it was bullying. If it were my little brother acting like a thug, I wouldn't let it slide either."

The person involved—me—couldn't have cared less.

Apology or no, it was outside my realm of interest.

"So, you gonna accept his apology?"

"Dunno. But now I'm curious about his sister."

What did she do to tame him like this?

Yuuna stared at me intently.

"You've messed with first-years and second-years already~~ so next up, talented third-year senpais?"

"No ulterior motives!"

Hena hunched her shoulders.

"Senpais are scary."

"Third-years do have this intimidating vibe. Like the Student Council President—total elite aura."

"Really?"

To me, they're all just academy students. The older you get, the less that one-year gap matters.

But at Yuuna's age, a single year feels huge.

"They're battle-hardened third-years. Lots of squads tied to Sther, superstars... even idol groups..."

Listening closely to Yuuna, the elite third-years at this prestigious academy really do stand out.

They've clawed through unimaginable competition to get here.

The third-years I know all give off that capable vibe.

Student Council President Isabella, Vice President Evangeline...

I haven't seen other third-years since they're in different buildings, but I get that they're objects of fear and admiration for us underclassmen.

"Superstars and idol groups in just third year? Totally different world."

How do they live so intensely?

Born with superior talent?

In my old world, I'd seen young kids debut in idol groups or rise as stars too.

But they'd always felt like they belonged to another realm entirely.

Realizing a group like that breathed the same air—and was right here—felt surreal.

"Why talk like it's someone else's business? Right now, the hottest second-year is Personality Excretion Hero... Jellyman Kim Sanghyeok."

My nicknames kept multiplying: Jellyman, Onahole Man, Personality Excretion Hero.

Hena tugged at my sleeve.

"Huh? Hena?"

"Sanghyeok's market value. 590,000 coins..."

"Uh... that's impressive?"

"Super impressive! Hena and I barely budged."

......Why?

Didn't I play Queen pretty well? I wasn't on the opposing side, so details escaped me.

"You didn't check Hot Clips? Number one was Hilaria vs. Quintia."

"Hilaria and Quintia..."

Must've happened ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠after I left.

"Watch it later. It's insane."

"Dungeon first."

"Right!"

Yuuna took the lead.

I extended my hand to Hena. She shyly took it.

"Ah, yeah!"

Growth matters.

Onaholes matter too.

Harvesting onaholes from most goblin and orc beasts had become our Onahole Squad's core mission.

"Sanghyeok! Here!"

Yuuna swung her sword to create an opening, and I promptly twisted the orc and goblin jaws.

"Personality Excretion Left Hook!"

"Ogiik!!"

The orc collapsed with a bizarre screech.

Yuuna used to avert her eyes from the gross jelly extraction at first,

but now she was getting used to it.

"How's it look? Good one?"

"Become an onahole."

Whoosh.

Personality jellies of every color turned into onaholes.

My girlfriends picked them up and brought them to me.

"Thanks."

"No problem. Gotta get used to it... S-Sanghyeok's wife and all."

"Cute onahole."

Pat pat.

I stroked their heads.

Even I thought they were great teammates. The party's only guy uses Personality Excretion punches, turns beast-jellied personalities into onaholes—a shady task—and they do it with smiling faces, no questions asked.

My collection bonuses were at their peak right now.

Not from today's dungeon onaholes, but from the little sisters I'd onahole-judged at home.

"Hoo..."

Yuuna sighed, her body slick with sweat from the action.

"My stats went up too... but keeping up with your moves is tough now. You really grinded hard over the weekend, huh?"

"......Yeah. Real hard."

Thanks to your mom... I didn't say it.

"Oh. Mom says hi."

But Yuuna brought up Smire first.

"Bet you had a field day while I was out cold?"

"......Sorry."

"Hena's mom too?"

"Yeah. Our mom's already Sanghyeok's onahole..."

"......Let's move to the next area."

"Done. Demolition in progress."

What? Already?

Back to normal dungeon size post-exchange match. Kinda feels lacking.

I wonder how Granía and Clarissa are doing...

"Lost in onahole thoughts? Hubby."

Yuuna poked my side, looking displeased.

"Forgive me. Thinking only of Yuuna now."

"Ah... Nng... Really... Yeah... Fine, whatever..."

I hugged Yuuna tight and smooched her nape.

"Eek... Sweaty..."

"That's what makes it good."

"Pervert..."

Hena spread her arms too, so I hugged her... Skinship in the dungeon got a bit more intense.

"Hena's all fresh and dry."

"H-Hic!? S-Sorry... I'll work harder next time... Run around more!"

"No... Not dissing you!"

I hugged the trembling Hena and stroked her.

"Mages stay back comfy. We'll protect you."

"Mhm."

"Jealous. If only I had magic talent..."

"Yuuna's swordplay is gorgeous. That's why I fell at first sight."

"......For real?"

Can't say it has no effect, right?

A slender girl slashing huge beasts with her blade?

Anyone would be stunned.

"Way below Quintia though."

"Well... hers is practically art. Hard to believe she's human."

"I get the vibe..."

After the dungeon collapsed, Yuuna grabbed Hena's hand and headed to the academy showers.

"We'll wash up! Go to the cafeteria first if you want!"

"Sure."

After sending off my girlfriends, I checked my phone alone.

Hot Clip Board... There it is.

Exchange match videos still dominated the rankings, with the top one being Quintia and Hilaria's fierce duel.

"Don't touch my husband?"

Hilaria swung her massive greatsword with enough force to split Quintia's head.

The shockwave alone shook the ground and walls.

Quintia calmly parried and countered with her cool expression, but Hilaria's onslaught didn't let up.

"Time to lose that pretty face—or an arm or leg! Quintia!!"

"Use your feathers. Or don't!"

"Or don't?"

Incredible showdown...

Just their sword clashes shaved off building walls.

Parts even crumbled outright.

Quintia stood rooted, perfectly blocking and riposting every attack, while Hilaria moved like a beast.

If Quintia's swordsmanship was art, Hilaria's was primal fury.

No one else could imitate that realm.

Sliding low across the floor, braking with fingertips alone, whipping up a steel tempest with her blade...

Beyond full swings. She hurled her entire body with the sword—utterly destructive.

Leaping to cling to opposite ceilings or walls with climbing prowess,

Quintia faced steel storms from every angle.

No one would've bet on the delicate Quintia.

"I'll take that arm!"

"Not with your skill."

Yet the next instant, Quintia's sword plunged into Hilaria's gut.

"Kuh...!! Guh...!"

"Maybe if it were that senpai..."

"Got you."

Hilaria, blood gushing, grabbed Quintia for a headbutt.

I thought even Quintia would eat that one clean...

But she dodged.

...Her eyes are total cheats. Now I see.

Quintia's Perception (Red) mastery far outstripped mine.

She read every move. Hilaria's valiant strikes, bold grapples—nothing worked.

"Hraaaang!"

"Nngaaang! Die, Queen!! True Queen dies!!"

......In the corner.

Amid the crumbling building, Yuuna and Isolde clung together, bawling.

"Quintia~~! Control your power! Please!! Castle falls, we're all dead!"

"Sanghyeok-senpai!! Hilaria's wrecking the castle!! Save us!!"

......

Even after Quintia twisted her sword free from Hilaria's body,

Hilaria kept swinging nonchalantly until the castle truly collapsed.

With thunderous crashes and rumbling, the screen went black. Video end.

Premium side characters, huh. Isolde, Yuuna.

Even I'd panic if a fortress crumbled over me. House-sized boulders dropping on your head,

and those two stay calm? Only if you're built different...

Wonder if Hilaria's okay?

Worried. Maybe pay a visit.

I'd just showered when the silver-haired big-tits Student Council President's summons hit my phone.

Still prickly as ever.

But deep down, the Student Council President has a soft spot.

Does she? No clue yet. What I know for sure: she's not a conquered heroine.

The dojo was busier than usual today—not just me and the President. Surprisingly, all women.

The moment I arrived, all eyes turned to me.

"President. Kim Sanghyeok's here."

"Kim Sanghyeok."

"It's Jellyman..."

"First time seeing him in person."

"......"

I thought everyone at the academy had seen me by now.

Apparently not.

Isabella brushed past me in her usual white riding pants that hugged her hips.

Ah, lovely scent.

"You skipped yesterday."

"Ah... Yes. Family emergency..."

"I'll overlook the reason. But submit paperwork ahead next ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠time."

"......Yes, ma'am."

She handled it herself? President's surprisingly sweet?

Her eyes said otherwise.

"Hero duty today. Your name's getting out there. This is important."

"Yes, ma'am."

"Open the Hero app. Details en route."

The Hero app exploded with sexy DMs from random female heroes the second I opened it.

......

"...Told you to block them. Not using your fame for shady hookups with heroes, are you?"

"No way..."

I swear I blocked them before. Why reset?

En-chan...?

......

Tons of selfies from hot female heroes...

Curate and browse later?

"Kim Sanghyeok."

But the silver-haired big-tits Student Council President before me...

Overwhelmingly gorgeous. Steals all attention.

"Today's mission is crucial. Got it?"

"Yes, President."

"Eyes on me only. No distractions."

"Ah. Yes. Only you, President."

I followed the President's hips to another district.

Today's goal: Deal with bizarre-type villains disrupting city peace in multiple areas.

"Let's go. Kim Sanghyeok."

"Yes, ma'am."

"Buy me food after."

"Deal."

Dragged here before lunch. Food's priority.