Chapter 156
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 156
Chapter Title: Stepmom Wants to Retire
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Who would've thought I'd witness such a vulgar scene...
After sending her immature daughters off to the academy, Hyejeong let out a long sigh.
She'd thought they were model daughters who could handle themselves even without Mom around, but kids will be kids—they'd caused a massive scandal.
Just thinking about what lay ahead made her vision go dark.
'Was Sanghyeok always that handsome?'
The face she'd glimpsed against the dim backdrop of the pre-dawn room kept flickering in her mind.
His slightly relaxed eyes from what must've been a steamy night with her daughters, his wrinkled clothes untouched by an iron, even his lips parted slack in exhaustion—it all struck her as decadently sexy.
She had no memory of adopting a sexy hunk...
'Kids grow up fast, but...'
Was it really the same person?
Hyejeong tilted her head.
When she'd seen her naked daughters twitching on the sofa and floor, her mindset had been to never let whoever touched her girls get away with it, no matter who it was.
But the moment she faced Sanghyeok, her anger just... evaporated.
She instantly understood why her grown daughters had let him go all the way inside.
Hyejeong was a woman too. If she'd lived under one roof with a guy like that back in her virgin days, she'd have been having wild sex every single day, she thought...
'What am I even imagining about my own son?'
Hyejeong shook her head vigorously.
She'd thought her pure attraction to the opposite sex had died off a decade or so ago, but seeing it squirm back to life proved it was tougher than she realized.
This deep, heavy, unquenched desire felt like the desperate last dance of an aging female beast.
At first, she'd just endured it. Later, she'd suppressed it with booze and smokes for over ten years.
'...Youth really is something.'
Even recalling it now, that scene wasn't just youth—it was youth exploding, Hyejeong thought.
Even if it was outrageous fooling around, if they could look back later and reminisce about how fun and happy it was, she didn't want to scold them too harshly.
'But getting both pregnant without any planning...'
Bang!
Hyejeong slammed the table for no reason.
'...I need alcohol.'
She rummaged through the fridge, shaking her ample hips. Naturally, her friend—canned beer—was nowhere to be found.
'Should I go buy some...'
Hyejeong headed to the convenience store in light clothes and immediately drew everyone's eyes.
Exotic beauties weren't rare in modern Korea, but Hyejeong was excessively pretty.
A platinum blonde beauty who made it obvious where Serena and Stella got their genes from.
She was so stunning that she gave off an aura keeping random guys at bay.
She herself was oblivious, moving with a casual sway like she'd already let go of everything.
She yawned openly too—last night had left her short on sleep.
"Hey, sis. You go to the academy here?"
"Huh~?"
Hyejeong raised an eyebrow at the bold guy's pickup attempt.
"Me?"
"Third-year sis. Can I get your number?"
"......"
'Kids these days sure know how to flatter,' Hyejeong thought.
"I'm a mom with kids."
"Huh?"
The guy's eyes went wide.
"I said, I'm a mom with kids."
"...Uh, um, sorry..."
Hyejeong sighed. Grabbing a few cans of beer and some smokes for her booze snacks, she endured the barrage of stares that came with being a beauty—her fate—but remained utterly indifferent.
Honestly, Korea was polite compared to what she was used to.
Abroad, guys would grab her without asking.
Plenty of men yelled crass lines like "Hey, sexy kitty!" as they passed her on the street.
She ignored it all. Romance? Never crossed her mind.
This was how she'd quietly age and die. Raise her daughters right, and one can of beer on her grave would do.
"Yawn."
Hyejeong microwaved some chicken skewers for her drinks, plopped on the sofa, and while blankly flipping channels, spotted Serena's cute household ledger.
'She's still keeping one of these.'
Even Hyejeong hadn't done it during her newlywed days.
It was a cute ledger decorated with chubby bunny characters Serena loved.
Probably no one but Serena had ever opened it.
"Hmm."
Curiosity piqued, Hyejeong flipped it open.
Expenses and income were meticulously handwritten up to now.
'Sexy lingerie... what?'
Serena's recent underwear purchase...
'Writing something like this in the ledger means she was practically seducing him outright.'
It was the moment a reasonable guess formed: the brakes must've held a few times before "that vulgar thing" happened.
A healthy, virile guy holding out even a day against her daughters' full-frontal assault was an achievement.
Yeah. And they took after her, so they were pretty.
'They're starting to make decent money.'
[Serena - 950 coins]
[Stella - 1,750 coins]
Hyejeong marveled at Serena and Stella's academy earnings.
Relieved they were outperforming her at a prestigious academy.
They'd need way more money going forward, but...
'Huh?'
[Kim Sanghyeok - 300,000 coins]
(Footnote - Our oppa is the best♡♡♡♡)
"What the...?"
She thought she'd misread it.
300,000... coins? Three billion won...?
No matter how she flipped or turned the ledger, Kim Sanghyeok's share of this month's earnings was absurd.
Had Serena recorded it wrong?
'...No way you earn that much just from academy life.'
Did he sneak into forbidden zones or something?
Weird. Too weird...
She vaguely remembered Stella saying his academy grades weren't great back then...
Things different now?
'Hmm... Probably just a joke entry.'
Anyway, she jotted down today's canned beer, smokes, and snacks under Serena's neat handwriting.
'Hang in there with academy life, kids. And let Mom retire, please...'
Hyejeong was exhausted even from overseas expeditions now.
If someone could free her from this grind, she'd be thrilled...
Hearing more grandkids within a year under her daughters.
'Family overflowing. Overflowing. Haha. Sob...'
Hyejeong chuckled wryly and downed her beer.
Paradoxically, in Onahole Academy, the ones I had to guard against most were family.
The ones I loved most, too. I'd nearly chosen a life of just relieving myself in the arms of my pretty sisters who pampered my dick for free—barely pulled back from the brink.
Even after seeing the depths of that vulgarity, En-chan was talking about banging the sexy platinum blonde stepmom to "complete the collection effect!"
...How strong would complete even make me?
No, no!
Get a grip. If stepmom came at me too, I'd never leave the house. It'd be the ultimate pervert triangle where the male couldn't escape till paradise.
Sweet, pretty Serena and tsundere blonde Stella who bickered on the surface but loved her oppa more than anyone inside.
Those two were already more than I deserved.
But thinking I'd catch a breather at the academy? My mistake.
"Kim Sanghyeok!"
"Kim Sanghyeok!"
Hearing pretty voices call me in unison, I turned to find the blonde twin sisters leaping into my arms.
A guy getting morning hugs from pretty, lovable twins. That was me.
"Why didn't you come yesterday?"
"Why didn't you come yesterday?"
"Hold on... Which one's which..."
I tried activating Perception to check, but they both covered my eyes.
"Guess!"
Rub rub.
The Kannika and Sanbika sisters rubbed against me.
"Hmm..."
I grabbed the left breast.
"This one's... Nika?"
"Wrong!"
Bika it was. I'd thought it was Nika from the springy feel.
"Trying to tell by talent difference~? Master. You're so transparent."
"Groping your classmates' tits first thing in the morning. Classic master."
"......"
Hearing "master" from classmates at breakfast felt weird.
Common in eroge situations, but in reality? "Master" hit way harder.
Especially from active students...
"Ah. It's getting hard. Master..."
"Want us to take care of it? Hm?"
"I'm good......"
No.
Too many girls offering to help with my dick.
"Take responsibility and take us with you, master."
"Yeah. Take us! Can't hide from parents anymore."
"What's that about?"
Following the twins, they showed me a hotclip—short for Hot Clip board—on a panel.
Third place was the Personality Excretion twin sisters.
Holy shit, motherfucker.
I was seriously rattled inside.
"What's this! Huh!"
Bika poked me.
"Went to chew you out yesterday, but you skipped school! Thought you ran, master."
"No, not running but..."
This...
Even if the twins tried killing me, I couldn't complain...
Luckily, their pussies weren't shown, but assholes were intimate too, so Nika's reaction—cumming her brains out from the Personality Excretion door light— was artistic.
Likes were insane too.
"Sorry. Didn't know it'd film this well."
"You gotta take responsibility from now on, master."
Smooch.
After checking no one around, I hugged Nika tight and kissed her.
"Mmph."
Of course I'd take responsibility.
While tangling tongues with Nika, I asked.
"You get home okay? With your sis, grabbing burgers."
"Mhm... Slurp... Chu... Yeah."
Then Bika, identical to her sis, opened her mouth with an "ahh~" waiting beside me.
Like a cute baby bird awaiting food from mama bird.
"Chu?"
I chu'd Bika too.
"See? I'm here to take responsibility."
"Mhm... Chu... Chu... Embarrassing stuff got seen by everyone but..."
"Since we're Sanghyeok's onaholes now, doesn't matter."
"I'll introduce you to some onahole seniors later. Kinda hard getting you outta here though."
"Onahole seniors?"
"Onahole seniors?"
These twins clicked so well.
Adorable...
I especially remembered them munching burgers cutely in front of me. Like a good post-sex memory, saved in my mental album.
"Gotta go now."
"Sucks we're not in the same class."
"Yeahhh. Taking care of master's dick every day."
......
Bika, dropping that so casually...
"......Horny?"
"......"
"Seeing the blonde twins who messed with Kim Sanghyeok submit got you hard?"
The grinning twins.
Play around more and we'd really lock eyes and fuck.
'......'
Luckily, first-years didn't cross paths here much.
Dick throbbing was trouble, but social norms helped me endure.
"Good luck with classes today, master."
"Wave hi if you see me in the training grounds?"
"Sure."
I hugged Nika and Bika, then headed to class.
Yuuna was waiting.
That wistful gaze from our date made my heart race.
"Hmph. Late 'cause you were playing with the twins?"
"......Sorry. Late 'cause of the twins."
Yuuna showing jealousy. Cute.
She'd naturally switched to the seat right beside mine.
The guy who'd sat there before gave me a heartbroken look.
"Sorry..."
"Nah..."
And our Hena, feeling like ages since last time.
Still breasts of the goddess level.
Serena held her own, but Hena's tits had this lewd, defenseless vibe begging to be groped.
Want to touch. Want to touch. Want to touch.
After yesterday's nonstop sex, I craved slapping my hands on those massive jugs and kneading away.
But this was the academy.
Hey now, no doing that openly...!!
"S-Sanghyeok..."
Shy like it was forever since we'd met.
Hena beamed bashfully.
"Hi..."
This the same Hena who'd trailed me in bold witch cosplay?
"Why'd you drop your bangs again."
Looked prettier up.
Back to gloomy otaku mode? Confidence gone too.
Yuuna smirked at it.
"Said her confidence reset. Needs recharging."
"......Haha."
Recharge from who? My dick?
"Need me, Hena?"
"Yeah... If I think of you as my boyfriend, Sanghyeok... Ehehe..."
Confidence recharge starting.
Sigh. Our cute Hena.
I gripped Hena's hand tight. Perfect skinship for academy—holding hands.
"What's first period, model student Yuuna-teacher?"
"Not checking the app? So lazy—how you gonna survive?"
"By being spoiled by Yuuna forever."
"......Hmph."
Yuuna propped her chin beside me, staring intently.
Damn, lovable.
Wish she'd really switch seats.
"Wonder what class today? Hm?"
"......"
I secretly grabbed Yuuna's hand under the desk and fiddled with it.
"My dungeon wife seems to know."
Etsol Academy's student training curriculum staple...
Mass-produced dungeon pleiad.
Our onahole squad was gunning for second-year fastest/most clears record.
"Next!"
Dual-wielding Yuuna brimmed with confidence.
Yukihime in one hand, pitch-black Ebony Blade in the other.
The black sword was from the exchange match.
"Let's go~."
"We're totally Pac-Man chomping gravity waves."
"Pac-Man's what?"
......Do my girlfriends not know Pac-Man?
I was mildly shocked. Was it that old-school generational?
"Oh. I know..."
Hena mumbled.
Phew... She knows.
"Saw it in a movie... The yellow thing..."
"......"
Doesn't know the game...
As we checked guns and entered the next dungeon, we met a familiar nuisance.
Dihirit.
But his face looked weird.