Chapter 54
Damn, she sure knows how to hurt a guy's feelings. The infamous villain group from this world, Hell's Offspring, who constantly bicker with the heroines—who'd ever doubt they're from a yuri game? They're a pack of vicious yuri grinding maniacs with their grand(?) ambition to destroy the world through grinding, as if it's the most natural thing ever. Sure, they don't show up much in the sequels, but the heroines inherit their spirit with their own intense grinding sessions that actually end up dooming the world—though by then, the girls lean more bisexual than pure lesbian, so it's not a perfect succession. Anyway, it let me seize the initiative.
No matter that Radgridz takes pride in her loyalty to the Void Empress and sees herself more as a soldier than a villain—she's still one of the top executives in that hardcore yuri grinding syndicate. Naturally, her eyes are drawn to the stunning beauty and perfect body standing before her, even if she doesn't realize it herself.
"To think you'd fluster me like this! I never saw it coming. Who'd have thought you'd bare such a flawless body to me without a hint of shame…!"
"I-It's not like I wanted to!"
"Guh… what tremendous power…!"
Boom! Bang!! And the one stripping naked right in front of her is none other than Baek Geum-hwa, the fierce warrior I'd love as my adjutant—making the effect even stronger. In the original game, Radgridz openly shows her admiration not just for the heroines' beauty but their valor, even pitching to join forces with lines that scream her interest.
Her massive tits jiggle with every swing—glorp, glorp♡.
Anyway, Radgridz loses the first move, flustered by Baek Geum-hwa's meat toilet display. Her face flushes as she watches those explosive tits whipping around with the greatsword, growing more excited and captivated by the second. I cheer internally and keep tailing Baek Geum-hwa, just in case the clash of swords drowns out my voice.
"Keep pushing! You've got way more power—finish her strong, and I'll spoil you rotten after!"
"Shut up! Once I smash this bitch, you're next, Master!"
"Guh… such ferocity… like staring down a wild beast! You're intriguing me more by the minute! And flaunting that gorgeous body at me so boldly… I want you as my adjutant more than ever! Looks like you're serving the wrong master right now, but I'll show you who your true lord should be—"
"You shut it too! I don't serve anyone—not that asshole Master of mine, or whatever bitch you're talking about!"
She really knows how to bruise a guy's ego. I vow to punish Baek Geum-hwa later until she's bawling her eyes out in ecstasy, but for now, my eyes stay glued to Radgridz struggling to block that greatsword.
"What insane strength! Hard to believe you're just a cadet. Were you hiding your power? A type that gets stronger when stripped bare?!"
"Th-This… it's the Valkyrie suit's fault! It's not that stripping makes me stronger—my suit's just fucked up like this! I didn't strip because I wanted to!"
"Feeding the enemy false info to throw them off—basic soldier tactics! But you're no good at lying, are you? So clumsy! I've faced countless Valkyries and seen just as many suits. If it's your chastity you're guarding, your superior can understand—so don't fool yourself with such lame lies!"
"For real! I'm gonna lose my mind!"
Thud thud thud-!! Baek Geum-hwa, naked and pissed at Radgridz's weird misconceptions and her pushy adjutant pitch, hammers down like she's whack-a-mole. Radgridz dodges with crisp, disciplined precision, and that sets off Baek Geum-hwa—already boiling from shame, embarrassment, and rage.
"Stop dodging! Come at me—you keep slipping away like a pussy! Let's clash head-on!"
"I'd love to, but this isn't sparring. Plus, I didn't expect a mere cadet to corner me with such power. Can't do something stupid like a mantis trying to stop a cart."
"What?!"
She's not lying. Radgridz's honest nature makes "deal and crush" strategies super effective against her—and not just because what RPG isn't weak to DPS? She's no tank; her skills exile a party member elsewhere, and she's not built for brawling like Baek Geum-hwa. The plan: overwhelm her with raw damage before she can exile anyone.
And we had the firepower. Baek Geum-hwa's greatsword is top-tier power (ignore the "gets lewder with use" drawback), paired with her endgame Valkyrie suit that skyrockets physical stats in exchange for ditching shame and basic human decency.
Plus Setsuna as main DPS, chipping in while Geum-hwa tanks aggro. Problem is… who saw this exile bullshit coming right at the start?
"Besides, close combat isn't my specialty."
"What the—? What's in front of—guh?!"
Radgridz swings her sword like an orchestra conductor, keeping distance. Baek Geum-hwa charges to end it but slams her brakes, sensing something off.
Vwooom-! Space warps in front of her eyes—Radgridz crumpling it like paper. Her signature space distortion, fixed damage ignoring defense, second only to exile in rage-inducing bullshit.
Baek Geum-hwa shoots Radgridz a "your doing?!" glare. Radgridz laughs heartily at her dodge.
"Hahaha! Dodged it? First time seeing my power, right?"
"I-I'm just good at sensing shit! More importantly, you're no brawler? That charge with sword drawn had me thinking I'd nearly bought it."
Normally, she'd take massive damage. Even with her Valkyrie suit's buffs, sensing the warp was a miracle—but she didn't fully stop, so she grazed it.
Space Distortion Detected. Continue Auto-Evasion?
"Looks like we'll be dealing with that crap nonstop—help me out."
Understood. Per Supreme Administrator's command, continuing auto-evasion support for Meat Toilet Baek Geum-hwa.
Baek Geum-hwa survives thanks to the cape around her neck—her Valkyrie suit. Its AI detected the unavoidable warp and yanked her back full throttle.
But Radgridz, never dreaming that ragtag getup was a Valkyrie suit, buys Baek Geum-hwa's bullshit "instinct" excuse completely and nods along.
"Sorry to go all-out on you, but that was my first field op in ages—felt like vacation, so I planned to go easy. Serving Her Majesty kept me off the front lines too long; didn't expect a cadet to force my hand."
With that, she swings her sword like a baton again.
"Now I've confirmed your talent as a Valkyrie. No more holding back—clash at full power!"
"Y-You psycho?!"
Vwoom, vwoom-!! The suit's AI kicks in, auto-dodging multiple warps around Baek Geum-hwa.
"C-Come on… fight me fair! Get in here!"
"Declined. But the more I watch, the more convinced I am. Protect me at my side, and I'll cover you… yes, this must be destined."
Radgridz blocks approaches with distortion shields, exiles Baek Geum-hwa out of range when she dodges, then repeats as fury builds. For a frontline disruptor like Baek Geum-hwa, this ignore-defense kiting bitch is a nightmare matchup.
But only if she were alone.
"Yeah, looks like a match made in heaven with my dick."
"…What? You were here? Don't interrupt my fun—if you wanna live as a pet, shut your trap and—"
Radgridz freezes mid-sentence at my quip, glaring irritably. Baek Geum-hwa, catching her breath at range, glances over, stops dead too.
"You crazy fuck, what the hell are you doing now, you insane Master bastard?!"
"What else? Jerking off—can't you see? No manners… oh, nice pussy view."
She shrieks as I casually stroke myself right in front of them.