Chapter 55
Amid the pussy duel suddenly grinding to a halt as I started jerking off, both Radgridz and Baek Geumhwa shot looks of utter disbelief at me—and my dick—. The two beauties' gazes pierced right through me.
"Jerking off in secret was fun enough, but getting caught like this just makes it even more exciting. Ah, don't tell me you two knew and were staring at me with such passionate eyes on purpose?"
"That's some next-level bullshit!"
"I can't bear to watch this. Are you desperately flailing around just to survive as my pet?"
"Heh heh heh, doesn't she know it's the owner's job to relieve her pet's heat?"
"Ugh, just hearing that makes my ears rot…!"
Baek Geumhwa was already used to what a creep I am, so she just gawked in exasperation. But Radgridz? Her eyes burned with contempt, disgust, rage—a whole cocktail of emotions that screamed she'd kill me on the spot if looks could kill.
But no matter how much she glared, there was nothing she could do. She was locked in a fierce clash with Baek Geumhwa. Thanks to instincts honed crossing countless death lines, she knew the instant she diverted focus toward me and used spatial distortion, Baek Geumhwa's greatsword would come crashing down.
'That's why I'm jerking off right in front of her instead of taking the easy route…'
"I've got two meat toilets right there, so why the hell am I stroking my dick by hand? The world's ending! End times!"
"Master, don't you have any shame?!"
"…I wouldn't expect such words from someone fighting naked in front of me, but whatever."
"Sh-shut up! I told you, I'm not doing this because I want to!"
Unable to let it slide any longer, Baek Geumhwa exploded at Radgridz's snide remark. With a boom, she kicked off the ground again and charged.
"Good job, Geumhwa! Show that meat toilet she'll end up just like you—carve it into her body!"
"Get a grip and shu—ugh…"
"You… made me like this…?"
Spatial distortions the size of bowling balls swirled around Baek Geumhwa again. She dodged left and right, following her cape, and I stroked my dick furiously while admiring her ass from behind.
"Kya, look at those tits and that ass shaking. My balls are about to burst."
"Seriously… is that our ally or the enemy?!"
"If you're with me, I could burst that beast's cock right here."
"…No thanks?!"
"…You hesitated just now, didn't you?"
I was tempted to just rip her clothes off right in the middle of the city square, but she was already putting on a hell of a show—her massive tits jiggling like a sword dance while that plump ass begged to milk my dick.
"Think about it again. For some reason, it looks like you're serving that lewd beast from below. I could liberate you."
"Shut up! Come fight instead of keeping your distance and hopping around!"
"Life brings moments that decide your path. Remember, this is one of them."
"Sounds like you're the one. Surrender now, and I'll just make you a sex slave. Resist, and I'll dog-fuck you here and make you my personal toilet!"
"Utterly filthy nonsense not worth hearing."
As Radgridz kept trying to sway Baek Geumhwa, I quickly hid behind my riot shield, pulled a water bottle from my bag, dumped out the contents, and shot my semen into it.
Spurt, spuuurt♡
"Perfect… time to get ready."
I ruffled my hair with my hand.
Breeding Uncle's Suspicious Knowledge (Passive)
Crafting in progress…
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"Hm?"
Bright flashes like when I made Baek Geumhwa's greatsword lit up repeatedly before me. Radgridz, playing endless tag with Baek Geumhwa, glanced suspiciously at my antics behind the shield.
"Heh heh heh, done."
"Really? Whatever it is, you figured out how to crush this bitch?!"
"Of course! Here I go!"
I hastily pulled up my pants, raised the riot shield, and leaped up. Without my supporter suit from the dungeon, I was slow, but Baek Geumhwa kept Radgridz distracted, letting me flank and get behind her.
She scoffed at the sight.
"What are you doing? Think a useless man like you can take me from behind with that big, slow lump of a body?"
"I told you. I'm making you my meat toilet. Gonna smack that royal ass and pound you, so stick it out."
I knew her spatial distortion only worked within her line of sight. Per the lore, she calculated coordinates visually. Game or reality, striking from behind was universal truth.
Normally, Radgridz wouldn't allow a blind spot, but after dozens of minutes against a heroine geared with two endgame items—not to mention as a Void General and stalwart lady commander—stamina and focus had to be waning.
"How vulgar. Ugh, stay out of it! Why are you so loyal to trash like him?!"
"I've got my reasons!"
As proof, the moment I joined, her composure against Baek Geumhwa vanished into urgent shouts. I winked at Baek Geumhwa from behind Radgridz, signaling.
"This ends nowwww!!"
"Ugh…?!"
At my cue, Baek Geumhwa swung her greatsword with every ounce of strength. I charged her back with the riot shield forward.
Kagagak—!!
"Wh-what?! Why block with a sword now…?!"
"You thought I'd fall for such an obvious feint? I knew your ally was bait—did you think I wouldn't?!"
"Eut…?!"
Space rippled before my eyes. Radgridz had barely deflected Baek Geumhwa's greatsword with her own—ripping her uniform in the process—then turned to unleash spatial distortion at me.
This would shatter bones at least. Or with space warping right in my face, it might straight-up kill me.
But I hadn't rushed in blindly.
"Time, stop!"
I shouted the incantation that had saved me from Setsuna's surprise attacks before. Instantly, the world turned black-and-white—everything but me.
Baek Geumhwa mid-swing, Radgridz blocking while sneering at me—everyone frozen.
I sighed in relief at the spatial distortion halted inches from my face.
"Phew, nearly got my head caved in."
2 seconds until time resumes.
"Already?!"
Manga heroes punch for five seconds and monologue. AV breeding uncles freeze time for hours. I wanted to "Three seconds feels off, but whatever" and pose coolly too!
1 second remaining.
So inefficient for all the skill points dumped into it—realistic to a fault. Panicking, I hurled the freshly crafted aphrodisiac from behind the shield at Radgridz.
In frozen time, the black-and-white Radgridz soaked in my suspicious concoction of knowledge and semen.
"You won't even know you're wet."
0.5 seconds, 0 seconds. Time resumes.
"Damn it."
No time for a full sentence. As the system chimed, I flipped the riot shield's electric shock switch and charged the drenched Radgridz.
"I've seen through your tricks long ag—what the—?!"
"Pussy-duel bitch!"
"Gaaahhh?!"
Bzzzt—!!
Time resumed, color flooded back, and victory-assured Radgridz's eyes filled with shock.