02 Is This Job Name for Real?
02 Is This Job Name for Real?
Sigh... No...
This is too much....
Crown Prince is already chuunibyou vibes, but Crown Prince of the Glans...? You gotta be kidding me? Huh? What the hell is this!!!
How the hell am I supposed to say this name out loud!
'Recruiting one sturdy man for party! No beginners!'
'Hello.'
'Oh, hello. Sorry on first meeting, but what's your job?'
'...Pardon?'
'Your job.'
'Uh... I...'
'?'
'...am.'
'Yes?'
'...yo.'
'...Sorry, I can't hear you well.'
'Crown Prince of the Glans!!'
'????'
Bam!
"Fuck, seriously..."
Thwack!
Unable to hold back my rage, I threw the keyboard and then the mouse too.
"Huu...."
Deep breaths, deep breaths.
It's already done... crunch... calm down....
"Sip~ haa~ sip~ haa~."
A few rounds of deep breathing.
It took nearly 2 minutes of deliberately suppressing my anger before I could calm down.
"Yeah... it's in the past now... let's check the abilities."
<Crown Prince of the Glans>
Condition: Masturbate using 'Solo's Condom'.
The world really put in some effort for a pathetically lonely human who uses a condom not even for sex, but for jerking off. Upon reaching level 60, you can change jobs to the advanced class <Crown Prince of the Glans Emperor> via a quest.
Mainly uses 'Vitality' and 'Lust' stats, with various abilities increasing proportionally to these two stats.
[Effects]
Vitality stat +10 on level up.
Lust stat +10 on level up.
Max mana +10 per 1 Vitality stat.
Critical damage +1% per 10 Vitality stat.
Attack power +5 per 1 Vitality stat.
Max health +10 per 1 Lust stat.
Critical chance +1% per 100 Lust stat.
Defense +5 per 1 Lust stat.
Attack power and defense +50% against female entities.
100% critical hit chance when attacking female entities' breasts, buttocks, or genitals.
Double effects from all sex-related items. EX) Vitality +5 → Vitality +10.
50% reduction in cooldown for all special effects and skills from sex-related items.
+100 to 'Vitality' and 'Lust' stats upon losing virginity. (1 time)
Permanently +1 to 'Vitality' and 'Lust' stats per sex with one or more women (max 3 times per week)
Permanently +3 to 'Vitality' and 'Lust' stats per sex with two or more women (max 2 times per week)
Permanently +5 to 'Vitality' and 'Lust' stats per sex with three or more women (max 1 time per week)
Permanently +10 to 'Vitality' and 'Lust' stats per sex with a virgin.
Permanently +8 to 'Vitality' and 'Lust' stats per sex with a woman who has a boyfriend. (max 1 time per woman)
Permanently +12 to 'Vitality' and 'Lust' stats per sex with a woman who has a fiancé. (max 1 time per woman)
Permanently +15 to 'Vitality' and 'Lust' stats per sex with a married woman. (max 1 time per woman)
Permanently +30 to 'Vitality' and 'Lust' stats when stealing a woman who has a boyfriend, fiancé, or husband. (max 1 time per woman)
Unlocks 'Affection Observation' system for female entities.
....
Huh?
What the hell?
Did I see that wrong?
I rubbed my eyes and checked the job again.
But the list of sentences remained the same.
"...."
Even as a total newbie who's only been in the dungeon for 2 days, I can tell this is insanely overpowered bullshit.
No, forget everything else—even setting that aside, +10 to two main stats every level up? That's a total stat gain of 20 per level?
Plus +5 attack and defense per point in main stats... is there any other insane effect like this....
And it doubles the effects of all sex-related items... meaning the Mosol Set I got earlier gets doubled too... so Vitality shoots up to nearly 80? Multiply that by attack power and it's around 400...
This is cheating...
Straight-up cheating....
L-let's open the stats.
<Status Window>
Name: Yu-eun
Job: Crown Prince of the Glans.
Disposition: E~vil.
Level: 5
Health: 1,140 / 1,140
Mana: 1,110 / 1,110
[Stats]
Strength 11
Agility 9
Intellect 4
Luck 15
Lust 31+40
Vitality 6+76
Stat Points 4
[Detailed Info]
Critical Chance 10%
Critical Damage +105% +8%
Attack Power: 422
Defense: 365
Whoa.
For real?
Health and mana jumped how many times over...
Attack and defense weren't shown before, but considering my beginner bow is attack power 1 and beginner armor is defense 1, I figured they were around 10.
Now they've leaped into the hundreds... and I'm only level 5....
Hmm...
This...
Ain't bad?
The Glans thing is kinda iffy, but damn, this is top-tier. Can't imagine anything better. Attack power 400 at level 5? +50 per level up? Where's this kind of bullshit cheat?
"Skill window."
[Skills]
<<Lonely Sex>>
Written as sex, read as self-comfort. Virgin's relief method.
Once every 3.5 days (one week), +1 Lust and +1 Vitality on masturbation.
<<Maid Investiture>>
The Crown Prince of the Glans bestows an official position on a favored woman. Chuunibyou as fuck, but the effects are great.
[Conditions]
[Effects]
+10% additional experience gain.
Crown Prince gains the same additional experience as the Handmaid. EX) Handmaid gains 10 additional exp → Crown Prince also gains 10 additional exp.
On Handmaid level up, +5 to all Handmaid stats.
Grants 'Sex Appeal' stat to Handmaid. 'Sex Appeal' stat follows formula [Woman's level + Woman's affection]. Increases by 1 with set probability each time Handmaid has relations with Crown Prince.
Crown Prince's all stats +1% per 100 of Handmaid's 'Sex Appeal' stat.
Handmaid's all stats +1% per 100 of her 'Sex Appeal' stat.
Handmaid's attack power/defense +3 per 1 'Sex Appeal' stat.
Learns exclusive passive skill <<Barrier of the Handmaid>>.
<<Barrier of the Handmaid>>
+5% attack power and defense against male entities excluding Crown Prince.
All stats of males excluding Crown Prince -5% when approaching within 10m radius.
[Penalties]
Handmaid cannot have any sexual relations with men other than Crown Prince.
Handmaid cannot disobey beyond what Crown Prince permits.
Violating above: Delete 'Sex Appeal' stat and all Handmaid benefits. Permanent -80% debuff to all stats.
<<Imperial Favor>>
Crown Prince promotes a favored Handmaid's position.
[Conditions]
The woman's consent.
At least 1 sexual encounter with the woman.
Max 10 people (0/10)
[Effects]
+15% additional experience gain.
Crown Prince gains the same additional experience as the Talented Lady. EX) Talented Lady gains 10 additional exp → Crown Prince also gains 10 additional exp.
Promoted from Handmaid to Talented Lady.
On Talented Lady level up, +7 to all Talented Lady stats.
Crown Prince's all stats +1% per 100 of Talented Lady's 'Sex Appeal' stat.
Talented Lady's all stats +2% per 100 of her 'Sex Appeal' stat.
Talented Lady's attack power/defense +3 per 1 'Sex Appeal' stat.
Exclusive passive skill <<Barrier of the Handmaid>> changes to <<Barrier of the Talented Lady>>.
<<Barrier of the Talented Lady>>
+10% attack power and defense against male entities excluding Crown Prince.
All stats of males excluding Crown Prince -10% when approaching within 10m radius.
[Penalties]
Talented Lady cannot have any sexual relations with men other than Crown Prince.
Talented Lady cannot disobey beyond what Crown Prince permits.
Violating above: Delete 'Sex Appeal' stat and all Talented Lady benefits. Permanent -90% debuff to all stats.
<<Conferment of the Crown Princess Consort>>
Crown Prince of the Glans bestows an official position on a favored Talented Lady.
[Conditions]
The woman's consent
At least 1 sexual encounter with the woman.
Max 5 people (0/5)
[Effects]
+20% additional experience gain.
Crown Prince gains the same additional experience as the Consort. EX) Consort gains 10 additional exp → Crown Prince also gains 10 additional exp.
Promoted from Talented Lady to Consort.
On Consort level up, +8 to all Consort stats.
Grants 'Elegance' stat to Consort. 'Elegance' stat follows (Sex Appeal * 0.5) formula. Increases by 1 with set probability each time Consort obeys Crown Prince's command.
Crown Prince's all stats +2% per 50 of Consort's 'Elegance' stat.
Consort's all stats +2% per 50 of her 'Elegance' stat.
Consort's attack power/defense +5 per 1 'Elegance' stat.
Crown Prince's all stats +1% per 100 of Consort's 'Sex Appeal' stat.
Consort's all stats +2% per 50 of her 'Sex Appeal' stat.
Consort's attack power/defense +3 per 1 'Sex Appeal' stat.
Exclusive passive skill <<Barrier of the Talented Lady>> changes to <<Procession of the Consort>>.
Learns exclusive skill <<It is the Consort's Presence>>.
<<Procession of the Consort>>
+15% attack power and defense against male entities excluding Crown Prince.
All stats of males excluding Crown Prince -15% when approaching within 10m radius.
<<It is the Consort's Presence>>
3-second stun on all hostile humanoid entities excluding Crown Prince. 15m radius.
Mana cost: 100
Cooldown: 10 minutes.
[Penalties]
Consort cannot have any sexual relations with men other than Crown Prince.
Consort cannot disobey beyond what Crown Prince permits.
Violating above: Delete 'Sex Appeal' and 'Elegance' stats and all Consort benefits. Permanent -99% debuff to all stats.
<<Crown Princess Investiture>>
Crown Prince of the Glans bestows an official position on a favored Consort.
[Conditions]
The woman's consent
At least 1 sexual encounter with the woman.
Max 1 person (0/1)
[Effects]
+30% additional experience gain.
Crown Prince gains the same additional experience as the Queen. EX) Queen gains 10 additional exp → Crown Prince also gains 10 additional exp.
Promoted from Consort to Queen.
On Queen level up, +9 to all Queen stats.
Grants 'Elegance' stat to Queen. 'Elegance' stat follows (Sex Appeal * 0.5) formula. Increases by 1 with set probability each time she obeys Crown Prince's command.
Crown Prince's all stats +2% per 50 of Queen's 'Elegance' stat.
Queen's all stats +2% per 50 of her 'Elegance' stat.
Queen's attack power/defense +5 per 1 'Elegance' stat.
Crown Prince's all stats +1% per 100 of Queen's 'Sex Appeal' stat.
Queen's all stats +2% per 50 of her 'Sex Appeal' stat.
Queen's attack power/defense +3 per 1 'Sex Appeal' stat.
Exclusive passive skill <<Procession of the Consort>> changes to <<Presence of the Queen>>.
Exclusive skill <<It is the Consort's Presence>> changes to <<Where do you think you are standing?>>.
<<Presence of the Queen>>
+20% attack power and defense against male entities excluding Crown Prince.
All stats of males excluding Crown Prince -20% when approaching within 10m radius.
<<Where do you think you are standing?>>.
6-second stun on all hostile humanoid entities excluding Crown Prince. 20m radius.
Mana cost: 500
Cooldown: 7 minutes.
[Penalties]
Queen cannot have any sexual relations with men other than Crown Prince.
Queen cannot disobey beyond what Crown Prince permits.
Violating above: Death.
<<It is My Presence.>>
Crown Prince's AoE stun skill.
Stuns all hostile entities within 30m radius for 10 seconds on activation.
Mana cost 100.
Cooldown 2.5 minutes (5 minutes).
<<Affection Observation>>
View women's affection levels. Max 100.
Affection 0 or below - Extreme hostility. Hatred.
Affection 10 or below - Hostility.
Affection 20 or below - Uncomfortable
Affection 20~29 - Neutral
Affection 30~49 - Friendly
Affection 50~69 - Interested
Affection 70~89 - Romantic feelings
Affection 90~ - Burning passion.
...Fuck, what's a Handmaid? And then Consort and Queen? Argh, this chuunibyou crap...
Thanks, you little shit.