02 Is This Job Name for Real?
02 Is This Job Name for Real?
With this, I can easily become the Harem King.
But there aren't any real attack skills. Is it for support? Sure, using <<It is My Presence.>> to stun them and letting the rest of the team hack away would make things super easy, but... I still wish I had some kind of groundbreaking attack skill.
[You can proceed with the Crown Prince of the Glans related quest. Would you like to proceed? YES/NO]
Oh?
A quest?
I selected YES, as naturally as breathing.
If it's a job-related quest, I obviously have to do it.
[Linked Quest: Escape from Virginity]
You have just become the Crown Prince of the Glans. The first step toward becoming the Emperor of the Gwidu Empire. It is certainly a great step. However! You are still a pathetic, pitiful virgin! It is unacceptable for someone who will become the Emperor of the Gwidu Empire to be a virgin. Escape your virginity immediately and show the dignity of a Crown Prince.
Content: Escape virginity (0/1)
Reward: 'Stamina' and 'Sex Drive' stats increase by 50. Acquire passive skill <<Bunjo>>.
Whoa. Giving 50 stat points each? And a skill on top of that... that's insane. And the condition is just escaping virginity... well, I shouldn't say "just," but honestly, it's not that hard, right? Plus, there are tons of 19+ establishments around the dungeon.
"But that feels a bit underwhelming."
It's a really easy quest. If I just had the money... about 200,000 won is all it takes to clear it. But...
"Still, it's my first time, so a massage parlor feels a bit off, doesn't it?"
An opportunity will surely come.
So, I'd rather do it on my own if I can. Besides, it's still a beginner dungeon, so I'm not exactly desperate for stats. I'm already close to 80!
"Heh heh. Starting tomorrow, I'm going to carry! Just you wait!"
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"Hey!"
Sora-nuna appears again, her massive breasts bouncing.
Her short, slightly purple-dyed hair fluttered as she ran over to me.
She arrived right after me anyway, so there was no need to run.
Pang!
"Ugh!"
As soon as she got close, she smacked my back... that hurts, you know.
Ah, just in case you're wondering, the attack and defense system is very simple. Attacks without 'hostility or murderous intent' don't apply. This part is really fascinating. My attack power is over 400, so I could kill a healer-type like Sora-nuna with a light tap, but if I don't have the will to attack, it won't deal any damage. It'll still hurt, though.
Well, I don't know the details either, so let's just leave it at that.
"Did something good happen? You look quite bright."
Sora-nuna, seemingly reading something from my expression, leaned in with a chuckle.
The fragrant scent of shampoo drifted over and stimulated me. My 'son' felt like he was about to slowly lift his head...
Come to think of it, Sora-nuna treats me quite affectionately... what would happen if I had sex with Sora-nuna?
Uh... well, she said she has a fiancé... let's see. First, if I have sex with one person up to 3 times a week, my main stats (Sex Drive, Stamina) go up by 1 each, and if I have sex with someone who has a fiancé, the main stats go up by 12, so that's a total of 13, right? Plus, if Nuna falls for me, breaks off her engagement, and comes to me... that's an additional 30...
Wow. This is insane.
As expected, when it comes to sex, NTL is the bes—ahem...
"Ah, actually, I obtained a Hidden Class."
"Oh?! Really? At level 5?"
She was startled.
She clearly said yesterday that you can obtain a Hidden Class starting from level 5... well, even if she said that, how many people actually get a Hidden Class at level 5? It's understandable that she's surprised.
"Yes."
"What class is it?"
"Ah... but, you see..."
"?"
Ugh...
It's a bit embarrassing to say it now...
Should I just say Crown Prince? But that's embarrassing too...
"Crown Prince."
"...Eh?"
As expected... she makes a blank face.
"What's that?"
"Um... i-it's a bit of a weird class. But the abilities are really good."
"Well... sure. Anyway, that's a relief. Haha..."
She is clearly giving me a pitiful look.
She doesn't think I'm lying, does she?
"You're here early."
Yuna-ssi arrived.
She was wearing the same outfit as yesterday. Honestly, it just looks like plain cloth, but they say the defense and other effects are good.
"Master~!"
"...Don't cling to me. It's hot."
"Hey, hey, our little brother changed his class!"
"...Yes?"
Yuna-ssi looks at me. She seems quite surprised.
Heh heh. Seeing this expression on a beauty makes me feel proud.
"Already changed your class..."
"Kikik, but guess what the class is? 'Crown Prince'!"
"...?"
That dumbfounded face! It's slightly similar to the expression she had when we first met. This is exciting... a-ah, no, ahem.
Yuna-ssi, seemingly displeased, narrowed her eyes at me.
Then, she suddenly looked horrified and took a few steps back with an incredibly cold expression...
What is it?
"Oh, my god..."
She covered her mouth and was trembling.
What?
"Crown Prince of the Glans, what a scandalous...!"
"Eh??"
Hek? W-wait, how did she know?
"What are you talking about? Crown... what?"
"The, the Crown Prince of the Glans... of course it would be Han-nam!"
Holy crap. How did she know? No, how did she know??
"How did you know??!"
"...Hmph. Don't talk to me. Just hearing that makes me feel like I'm going to get pregnant... ugh..."
She shook her head left and right with a pale face and went into a nearby convenience store.
"Wow... my god..."
Sora-nuna looks at me with a surprised face.
"Crown Prince of the Glans..."
"Ugh..."
"Hey, hey, aren't you unexpectedly lecherous? Huh?"
She laughs playfully and stretches my cheek.
"Ugh..."
"The Crown Prince part is a weird class, but the Glans-thingy is beyond imagination."
"Tsk... how... did you know?"
"Well, Master has a 'Talent'."
"Ah... a talent?"
"Yes. Was it 'Insight'? I heard there's a talent that lets you know the other person's class."
"...."
I'm screwed.
Yuna-ssi, a member of the Spicy Rib House guild, has found out my identity(?).
Gulp, gulp.
"...."
Yuna-ssi, who bought something from the convenience store, drank it right in front of me.
"Ah... that's better."
She put the bottle in the black bag in her bag and glanced at me.
"I knew you'd turn out to be a Han-nam, but... I didn't know you'd be this serious of a person."
"No... I didn't want this!"
"Hmph. You say that because you have no idea how Hidden Classes are created."
"Yes?"
Her eyes twitched.
"A Hidden Class, basically, won't even give you the opportunity if it doesn't match your 'own tendencies'. In other words, you got that class because you have tendencies related to the, uh, Glans class!!"
Boom!
Was that it!!
No wonder it was so similar to my dreams!
"Ugh...! That someone like this is a team member... ugh...."
No... don't make that face, it hurts my feelings.
"Hahaha! What's the big deal? He's a twenty-year-old guy. He's at the age where he's full of energy, right?"
Oh. As expected, Sora-nuna understands.
"Hmph. That's exactly the problem."
"Hey~ don't be like that. Humanity thrives because of sex drive."
She pats Yuna-ssi's shoulder and tells me to 'Hang in there!'. While doing so, she pushes her thumb between her index and middle fingers...
"Phew... well, fine. Putting the class name aside... the effects themselves look good, so let's move on for now."
"Eh... can you see the effects too?"
"Yes. It's limited, but I can see main stats, growth rates, and conversion rates... it's so broken it's infuriating."
So she has that kind of talent.
"How is it? Is it strong?"
"...Can I say it?"
At Sora-nuna's question, Yuna-ssi asks for my permission.
"Yes."
"Well... there are two main stats, and they increase by 10 every time you level up."
"...Really?"
"And for every 1 point of main stat, attack and defense increase by 5."
"...."
...Nuna has a serious face.
She approached like a zombie with a stiff face and put both hands on my shoulders.
"Don't you want to team up with Nuna? I'll buy you something delicious."
"...Do you take me for a child?"
"Aww~ It's good to have a beauty like me, right?"
"Hick. I decline your unwanted aegyo."
"Tsk. Nuna's hurt."
If she was going to do aegyo, she should have pushed her breasts...
"...You said you were engaged, unni."
"Huh? What does that have to do with anything?"
"...This Han-nam's class... gets stronger the more sex partners he has. Plus, those sex partners get stronger too."
Did she even see through that far? Can she see skills too?... The power of talent is scary.
"...Hmm... t-this is serious? There's no way Yu-eun could create something like that."
"Aren't you saying something too harsh so casually!"
"Aey... but... it's a woman's intuition, or what should I call it... hmm...."
Please don't make such a troubled face. It hurts.
"Anyway, since you've changed to that class, you shouldn't do ranged jobs."
"Yes? Why?"
"...Your accuracy is quite high, but you do misfire occasionally, right? And it's inevitable. If you're hunting with a team of beginners or people with similar attack and defense levels, it's not a big deal. But from what I've seen, I think your attack power has already exceeded the 100s... in that case, if someone else gets hit, it's an instant kill. As a guardian, and as a team leader, I can't allocate roles while carrying that risk."
"O-oh, I see...."
That's true... honestly, I think the probability of shooting wrong, and the probability of Yuna-ssi not being able to handle it, is low, but you never know.
Should I be support for the time being?
"Among those skills, there's one that grants a 10-second stun to all hostile entities within a 30-meter radius. The cooldown is 5 minutes, but for me, it's 2 minutes and 30 seconds due to the class effect."
"Whoa. Isn't that too broken? A 10-second stun... and the cooldown is 2 minutes and 30 seconds??"
Sora-nuna is astonished.
10 seconds is a long time; not being able to move for 10 seconds in the middle of a fight is basically death.
Yuna-ssi seemed surprised too, lost for words for a moment, then opened her lips.
"...No. Let's not use that."
"Yes? Why?"
"It doesn't help. Don't forget that you guys are still in the tutorial. Maybe if you were skilled adventurers, but if you rely on things like that from the beginning, you won't be able to improve."
"Hing. I want to hunt comfortably...."
"...If you really want to, you can form a separate team later. For now, I'm your guardian, so please follow my rules."
"...Tsk."