02 Is This Job Name for Real?
02 Is This Job Name for Real?
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"Hwaaaa!"
Sora-nuna, drenched in sweat, flopped onto the floor.
Even while lying down, her heaving, perky breasts created quite the spectacle.
Hmm. As expected, a woman's chest really needs to be...
"Phew... that's it for today. Good work, everyone."
Yuna-ssi's brief praise.
At her words, the other women also slumped to the floor.
That's right.
My first proper hunt had come to an end.
Let's see, what time is it...
5 PM. If we go up to the surface, it'll be about 5:30.
For reference, we are currently in the 3rd Floor Dungeon. In the morning, I'd gotten a feel for things by hunting goblins on the 2nd floor, and we'd been going at it properly since the afternoon.
"Everyone looks tired, so let's rest for a bit before heading up."
Yuna-ssi still seems full of energy. Well, of course. She hadn't even used her full ability, nor had she faced anything dangerous. I heard her level is a whopping 46. It's a world of difference from me and the nuna-deul, who are total newbies. I wonder what kind of stats she has.
I'm curious, but there's no way to know. She could tell me if she wanted to, but... that's never going to happen.
"Status Window."
<Status Window>
Name: Yu-eun
Job: Beginner
Alignment: Neutral-Evil
Level: 5
HP: 280/280
Mana: 190/190
[Stats]
Strength 11
Agility 9
Intelligence 4
Luck 15
Libido 30+20
Virility 5+38
Stat Points 4
[Detailed Info]
Critical Rate 10%
Critical Damage +105%
Other than leveling up to 5, nothing much has changed.
Plus, I haven't even distributed my stat points...
Honestly, if I'm going to go as an archer, it would be better to put them into Agility, but I'm hesitant... Who knows what might happen? It's not like a game where you can reset your stats.
"What level are you?"
Sora-nuna approached me.
She was wiping the sweat from her forehead with a tissue, and it was incredibly sexy.
Especially the way her robe was soaked, completely revealing the curves of her body...
"Hey... you're gonna get it."
Bonk!
"Ugh..."
Was I looking too blatantly? I got a knuckle to the head.
"...Level 5."
"Hmm. Level 5, huh~."
She wore a somewhat satisfied smile.
"That's not bad. You'll be able to grow quickly. You haven't distributed your stats yet, right?"
"Yes."
"Save them. Beginner dungeons are all about gear anyway. You can waste your stats."
"Eh... is that so?"
She nodded mercilessly.
Well, true. I did put them into some weird stats, but just by wearing the Mosol Set, which is only two items, two of my stats are already well over 40. On the other hand, the stat points you get for leveling up are only 1... This is enough to say that I'm heavily dependent on gear.
"Later, when you change jobs, your relevant stats will increase every time you level up, separate from your stat points. That's how you get stronger."
"Aha."
She taught me this and that, kindly, like a real sister... no, wait. I heard my real sister is a devil.
She taught me like a close older sister.
"Usually, you can change jobs at level 10, but they say you can get a Hidden Class regardless of your level."
"That damn Hidden Class... this really feels like a game."
"This isn't a game."
Yuna-ssi's blunt voice cut in from a little distance away.
"Don't even think like that."
"...Yes."
She's really strict...
"Let's head up now."
As she stood up, the other women got up as well.
I also stood up, fighting the protests of my joints.
Pat, pat.
I dusted off the dirt from my pants and grabbed my bow and quiver.
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"Han-nam-ssi, you're surprisingly talented."
Those were Yuna-ssi's words.
While we were heading to the surface, she gave advice to each team member, and it seems she had been watching me closely even while she was busy with the battle.
"Is... that so?"
"Honestly, I was quite surprised yesterday, too. Someone who didn't show any signs of being able to hit anything properly was landing direct hits just a few dozen minutes later. And today... you barely missed, did you?"
"Haha... I'm embarrassed."
"In cases like this, it's either talent... or you were originally skilled but are a pervert who was hiding it to aim for my thighs. It's one of the two."
"The latter is definitely not the case."
Don't paint me as a pervert. I haven't even started yet!
And aiming for your thighs! You've underestimated me too much. If I were to aim, I'd aim for the... no, no. What am I saying. Don't let her get to you.
"Teacher~."
Suddenly, Sora-nuna clung to Yuna-ssi.
"...Why?"
"Can't we go to other dungeons now? There's an E-rank dungeon in Yeouido, right? If we go there—."
"No."
Wow. A flat refusal. And she cut her off mid-sentence, too.
"Why? We're over the recommended level, aren't we? Is it because of the little brother? We can just look after him a bit more."
Yuna-ssi let out a deep sigh.
"It's not such a simple problem. Han-nam-ssi hasn't even been in the team for a day. We've only been working together for about 8 hours at most. It might have worked out okay here, but there's no way this kind of sloppy teamwork will work in a higher-level dungeon. Besides... E-rank dungeons have humanoid monsters. Can you kill someone?"
"Ugh... that might require some resolve..."
"With teamwork that doesn't even click properly, and one of you is a greenhorn who hasn't even changed jobs yet. The team members, excluding the protector, have zero experience in killing. If we go with this combination, assuming I don't step in, it's a total wipe."
"Ugh..."
Sorry, nuna...
"If you really want to go, do it after the tutorial is over. It's almost finished, isn't it?"
"Eh? But I want to keep doing this with Teacher."
"...I'm not that free."
"Tsk. You're like a block of ice. Don't you have any affection?"
"I have to separate work from personal life. Sora-ssi, you're not any help to me."
"Wow... I'm hurt."
Sora-nuna pouted her lips and slowed down to approach me.
"Hey. You do something about that ice block."
"Me? Me?"
"You're a man. Why don't you try to appeal to her with what you got earlier? Hehe."
What I got earlier... the condom??
"W-what are you talking about!"
"Why not? Her personality might be weird, but she's pretty. This nuna will give you a push. If you start dating, you can be on the same team. How about it?"
"Ugh..."
What is this person?
Does she think that's even possible?
I mean, sure, Yuna-ssi is pretty, and it would be nice if I could do those kinds of things with her, but... as of now, it's a hopeless cause.
"I can hear everything, you know. I'll sue you for sexual harassment."
"Ah. I'm so scared."
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"That's a total of 693 dollars and 90 cents."
We got a pretty decent settlement.
Plus, with the items we looted, the harvest is even bigger.
And I've been thinking... that Mosol Set I got earlier... I ignored it because it raised stats that are useless in battle like 'Virility' and 'Libido', but now that I think about it, I think I got something incredible.
I mean, think about it. Wouldn't rich old men or grandpas want to buy these items if they saw them?
It raises Virility and Libido by nearly 40? Just by possessing it!
I'm not trying to brag, but my original virility isn't that bad either. Even so, I manage to keep up with two wanks a day. But, my virility was only 5. So, what would a virility of over 40 be like?
Besides... I asked Yuna-ssi casually, and she said she's never seen stats like Libido or Virility, and has never even heard of items that raise them.
In other words, it's incredibly rare!
This is just my thought... but I think it would go for at least hundreds of millions.
"Let's split the settlement equally. I don't need it, so you four divide it."
"Yes!"
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The money I earned today is about 173 dollars. That's 10 times the profit of yesterday!
Keuh. Is this the taste of hunting?
Plus, the incredible loot!
When I first got it, I even felt rage, but not anymore. The Mosol Set is my love!
"Let's see... I'm not exactly strapped for cash right now, so maybe I'll sell it later and use it for the time being?"
It raises not only Libido and Virility but also HP and Mana. It's an essential item for a total beginner like me.
So, let's not sell it now, but later. I'll have to get a really high price for it.
"Oh, right. I should try using the skill..."
The skill called Lonely Sex, which is so malicious.
If I masturbate, it increases my Virility and Libido by 1 once a week. It's truly bizarre.
But well... it's not bad. Masturbation is my life anyway... Keuk, suddenly I feel sad. Anyway, it's a familiar routine.
"Let's think positively. I'm going to succeed as an adventurer and become the Harem King. I just need to think about that rewarding fruit."
As I clenched my fists, thinking about my goal, I felt a bit better.
"Alright then..."
First, take out the condom... Ah, why am I taking this out? It's convenient... I just have to ejaculate and say 'Wash'. What a blessing.
Click, click.
Deep in the D drive of my computer.
That's where my girlfriends, categorized by type, are.
Who should I meet today?
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.
"Ugh!"
I can't broadcast the masturbation scene, so I'll skip it.
Anyway, I reached the end, and I ejaculated into the thinly fitted condom.
Ugh... the end has become heavy. The balloon-like thing is a truly disgusting sight.
"Phew... Wash."
Whoosh.
Oh.
When I said 'Wash', the semen inside the condom disappeared completely.
This is no joke. It's useful in many ways—
[You have met the conditions for a Hidden Class. Would you like to change class? YES/NO.]
"...Huh?"
A message suddenly appeared in front of my eyes.
What, what is this?
A Hidden Class, what is this all of a sudden?
I just masturbated wearing Solo's Condom, and I met the conditions?
What is this?
Don't tell me the job name is 'Mother-Solo'? So if I masturbate wearing Solo's Condom, the condition is met??
[Would you like to change class? YES/NO]
Ugh... what should I do?
I'm conflicted.
They could at least tell me what kind of job it is...
Don't tell me it's really 'Mother-Solo'... No way... that alone is not allowed. I have to become the Harem King.
"Hmm..."
I agonized for quite a while.
Fortunately, the message kept waiting. It seems it only disappears if I choose NO.
Phew...
What should I do?
It's a moment of real agony.
Honestly, a job that meets its conditions just by masturbating can't be normal;
It definitely has to be related to this.
Hmm...
If I think about it positively, the Mosol Set raised my HP and Mana, and it raised my Virility and Libido, right?
Then at least it would raise those stats, wouldn't it?
Above all, it's a Hidden Class...
Okay.
Let's change class.
Screw it, let's do it.
If it's a weird job like 'Mother-Solo'... well, so what? I have to get stronger anyway.
"I'll change class."
Ding!
[You have changed your class to the Hidden Class 'Crown Prince of the Glans'.]
Bang!
I threw my keyboard away.