02 Is This Job Name for Real?
02 Is This Job Name for Real?
02 Is this job name for real?
Dungeon.
When a dungeon appears, massive damage is inevitable. Even if it's an F-class dungeon, the lowest grade, it's the same.
Even now, when response systems for monsters are somewhat established and various safety rules are in place, that's the case, so it goes without saying how it was when they first appeared.
Even in developed countries that handled dungeon monsters relatively efficiently, even in D10, cities around the dungeons were cleanly smashed, and enormous capital was poured into rebuilding them.
Because of this, cities or towns near dungeon locations are practically newly built, and now that related institutions, companies, and guilds are concentrated around the dungeons, they are sometimes called 'Dungeon Cities'.
Adventurers flocking from all directions, and various industries following like a tail. Naturally, incidents and accidents never cease.
"Hey, isn't it about time we left, too?"
Adventurer 'Nagoja', who had long since shed his beginner label, said with a sinister face.
Around him were the colleagues who had broken through their beginner days together, and with an average level of 19, they were quite high-level in this area.
"That's true. Honestly, we've been here too long. Aside from the guardians, we're probably the highest level, right?"
Hannam-dong Dungeon is an F-class dungeon. The appropriate level is around 1-15. Naturally, it didn't reach their level, but they stayed here to get even a little more accustomed to the 'dungeon' thing.
If this were a game, they would have gone to a higher-level dungeon as soon as they leveled up.
As his colleagues nodded, Nagoja wore a deep smile.
"Right. We don't need to be here anymore. But... it's a bit boring to just leave, isn't it? Feels empty."
"...What are you talking about?"
He was planning something ominous.
The team members felt that vibe and leaned in, bowing their heads slightly.
Nagoja's mouth opened accordingly.
"This place is where our country's beginner adventurers gather, but it's also the base of the Spicy Rib House, right?"
"That's right."
"There are girls growing up nicely with the guild's support. Those girls are quite... you know, despite being 'Spicy Ribs'?"
"Aha...."
The team members nodded, as if they roughly understood.
They are a guild with characteristics similar to the radical feminist groups that are a hot topic online, also known as 'Spicy Ribs'.
Usually, the mainstream users of that site boast huge body sizes, but since Spicy Rib House is an adventurer guild, there's no one like that. In the first place, such people couldn't become adventurers.
Rather, they boast slim figures and beautiful appearances.
Furthermore, since prospective guild members receive support from the guild, they are wearing quite expensive equipment for beginners, so they are the optimal prey if you can manage it.
"Wouldn't it be a jackpot to mess around with them a bit and then strip them of their equipment?"
Nagoja, who uttered words like a psychopath, thought his team members would all agree, but unexpectedly, they opposed it.
"Hey, but this isn't a game, so do you think it's as easy as you say? And they all carry black boxes, don't they?"
"We can just get rid of the black box. Or, if we throw them as monster food as corpses, how would they know? This is a perfect crime, you know?"
"What about the equipment? If we sell that, we might get caught."
"Tsk tsk. You idiots. Use your heads. Why would you sell it here? You have to go somewhere else to sell it."
"Ah."
"Heh heh, you retard."
Only then did the colleagues react positively to Nagoja's plan.
"Ang. I'm excited. Kimochii."
"Heh heh. Can't we just record the black box footage after messing around with them and masturbate to it later?"
"You cruel bastard."
"Kyahaha!"
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Swaaek!
Puk!
The arrow I shot.
It pierced the goblin's head accurately.
Hehe.
I've gotten used to it, haven't I?
Maybe I have talent?
"Don't dawdle!"
"Ah, yes. I'm sorry."
Tch. They don't give me any openings, no openings.
I nocked an arrow on the bowstring again and looked for the next target.
Yuna-ssi and Cha-ah-ssi were herding the goblins with area provocation skills, while Hana-ssi was sticking close and slashing the goblins down.
"Go! Arrow of Exorcism!!"
Not a skill. Just something I said.
The arrow, which flew with a sound as ordinary as could be, pierced the goblin's neck.
"Oh yeah!"
"Not bad?"
Sora-nuna smiling 'huhut' beside me.
Seeing Yuna-ssi's cold expression and then seeing Nuna's warm smile makes my heart warm.
Ahhh~ I want to be held in those voluptuous breasts~
-Kuaaaaak!!
A few minutes later.
The last goblin was handled without incident.
With this, I've hunted about 20 goblins so far.
And my stamina and arrows are plentiful.
"Phew. Good work."
We briefly praised each other and started gathering byproducts.
It doesn't matter if you take the whole corpse, but for goblins, you usually take the fangs. There are 4 per one.
Chwaaaa!
When I was diligently pulling out teeth, a cluster of light gathered in the air.
"Oh. It's an item."
Is that the drop effect?
The older sisters gather in one place.
"What could it be?"
"I hope it's a sword."
"A staff would be good too... hehe."
Each of them said the type of item they wanted, and their expectations soared.
Personally, I hope a usable bow comes out.
Or should I just try being active in close range?
Kung.
As the light subsided, a box appeared with a loud thud.
Yuna-ssi looked at me.
"Since it's Han-nam-ssi's first time, you open it."
"Oh... is there any trap or something?"
"No. It's a reward. Open it with peace of mind. Cowardly Han-nam-ssi."
"..I'm not a coward."
Does she have no intention of changing that title even if she dies?
I grumbled inwardly and went in front of the box.
Thump thump.
What could be inside?
Since it's the lowest-grade dungeon, I'm not expecting anything huge, but still, a first experience is exciting.
Kkiik.
When I opened the box, the women's faces gathered.
Inside...
"Hm?"
"?"
"What... is this?"
"This is...."
There was something I never expected.
It's incredibly small and looks insignificant, but it's a necessity of life without which human pleasure would be greatly reduced.
I can't deny that it's a very useful item, but I didn't expect it to come out here.
"...."
Yuna-ssi has nothing to say either.
When I picked it up, the information popped up.
<Solo's Condom>
Grade: Rare
Classification: Inventory
*When possessed: Sex Drive +5, Virility +9, Health +50
An item prepared by a young man who has lived as a lifelong solo and has a high probability of continuing to do so, with the impossible hope of 'maybe, just maybe?'. Of course, he died as a lifelong solo. Can be used permanently, and says 'wash' after use to become clean like new.
*Mosol Set Effect
Solo's Condom (1/1)
Solo's Contraceptive (0/1)
Sex Drive +10
Virility +20
Health +100
Mana +50
Acquire skill 'Lonely Sex'.
When escaping solo status, all stats currently held +5 for one time.
Fuck...
What is this...
What kind of item is this?
"...You take it."
Yuna-ssi said as if she had seen something she shouldn't have and turned her back. She seems to have no lingering attachment.
"Ahahahaha! W,what is this."
Sora-nuna burst into laughter a beat late and patted my back.
"This has no owner but you. Yup."
"...You take it."
"...."
The other women also tacitly agreed.
No, why are you giving me this crap? Huh??
And it's a set item? What is Lonely Sex??
"So,Solo's... hehe... condom... hehe... ahahahaha!"
They are laughing very heartily.
You don't think I'm going to live as a lifelong solo, do you? Right?
The women walked away, leaving me flustered.
Ha... what is this....
Somehow, the feeling is ominous.
.
.
<Solo's Contraceptive>
Grade: Rare
Classification: Inventory
*When possessed: Sex Drive +5, Virility +9, Mana +25
An item prepared by a woman who has lived as a lifelong solo and has a high probability of continuing to do so, with the impossible hope of 'maybe, just maybe?'. Of course, she died as a lifelong solo. Effect activates even if only half is eaten, and provides contraceptive effect for 24 hours upon ingestion. The cut half restores once every 24 hours.
*Mosol Set Effect
Solo's Condom (1/1)
Solo's Contraceptive (1/1)
Sex Drive +10
Virility +20
Health +100
Mana +50
Acquire skill 'Lonely Sex'.
When escaping solo status, all stats currently held +5 for one time.
"...."
It came out again.
The set item is complete!!
"Haa... you take it, Han-nam."
"...You take it."
"Our little brother, you take it. Hehe."
As expected, it came back to me.
"Tha...thank you...."
I definitely got an item, but the feeling is somehow ambiguous.
Name: Yu-eun
Job: Beginner
Alignment: Neutral~Evil
Level: 3
Health: 260/260
Mana: 180/180
Strength 11
Agility 9
Intelligence 4
Luck 15
Sex Drive 30+20
Virility 5+38
Stat Points 2
Critical Probability 10%
Critical Damage +105%
After wearing both set items, the status window changed significantly.
First, health and mana increased by more than double, and stats called 'Sex Drive' and 'Virility' were newly created. Even those two stats are well over 40... what is this, really....
Come to think of it, I suddenly want to fap fap fap intensely... is it because of this....
Let's check the skill too... Lonely Sex...
<Skill: Lonely Sex>
Written as sex, read as self-gratification. A means of relief for the solo.
Once a week, when masturbating, Sex Drive +1, Virility +1.
"...Fuck."