The World Ends, But My Boner Doesn't
CRACK-!!!!!!!
No time to think of anything else.
‘The world has been destroyed’—that catastrophic wording hit me like a truck.
Suddenly, a blinding flash exploded across the sky.
“Nah… this is exactly like those shorts I watched before….”
I was getting yelled at by my boss at work. That’s what those shorts were about.
The world is destroyed.
A giant tsunami slammed in, the boss who was scolding me got beaten to death, and he lit up a cigarette like it was nothing…
“……Fuck! Pervert! It’s not the time for this crap! Don’t look at that light!”
“……Huh?”
“If I said don’t look, then don’t look!”
“H-Huh…!”
My brain couldn’t figure out why, but
for years my DNA had been hardwired to act like a bread-shitter. I followed Han Seolyu’s orders without question.
And that was one hundred million percent lucky.
“And lie down!”
“……!”
“Opposite direction! Then cover your eyes and ears, and keep your mouth open a little…!”
Cover eyes and ears, but mouth open?
I tilted my head, but still did my absolute best to follow Han Seolyu’s instructions.
I covered my eyes with my index and middle fingers, and clamped my thumb over my ears.
I thought she said something else at the end…
Before I could hear the rest of her words, my ears were completely sealed shut.
Instantly, my vision turned pitch black.
-Kugugugugugugugu.
Through my belly that stuck flat to the ground, a powerful vibration kept going for a while.
‘Ugh… I’m gonna puke.’
How much time had passed like that?
- - - - - - - - - - - - -
[The world has been destroyed.]
[#Completed]
[Starting cleanup now.]
[#In progress]
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Even in the pitch-black vision, messages I couldn’t understand kept appearing.
So how long do I have to stay like this, belly stuck to the ground, waiting for something to happen?
-Thud!
“Ah!”
A jolt of pain hit me from behind.
Han Seolyu’s huge platform heel slammed into my back and rubbed against it.
This is Han Seolyu kicking me!
Through ‘experience’ I immediately realized, and I lightly opened my clamped ears.
“……It’s me! Get up! You pervert!”
As expected, it was Han Seolyu.
She was shouting at me with an angry, embarrassed, and worried voice.
“H-Huh, got up… wha-wha-wha-wha?”
I was brushing dust off my body when I suddenly jumped and made a stupid noise.
But no more kicking came flying at me.
She must have understood.
There was no choice.
“…….”
I blinked a few times and stood up, and the entire background had completely changed.
This is a game world.
The map changed in an instant.
“What the….”
Not long ago I was going to the movies.
I was going to walk all the way to the department store.
The peaceful street I was walking on was now completely destroyed.
Finding a standing building was already hard.
The roads that were supposed to be smooth were full of bumps and cracks, and the cars racing on them were either crashed or exploding, spewing fire like a barbecue pit.
“Aaaaaaaaah! My eyes! My eyes!”
On top of that, among the people walking the streets, some had stared directly into the flash and gone blind.
-Fumbling, fumbling.
It was cruel.
When I saw the blind people with my own eyes, my first reaction was to check that my own eyes were fine and sigh in relief.
-Shiver.
At the same time, a tiny bit of self-loathing rose in me.
‘Such an egoistic bastard.’
Even in this situation I was thinking I was better than others…
“……Probably not a nuclear bomb.”
“Huh?”
“If it was a nuclear bomb, you would’ve burst your stomach and died already. I told you to pull in your belly at the end! If it was a nuclear bomb, the vibration would damage your organs.”
It seemed like Han Seolyu’s shout was advice for when a nuclear bomb goes off.
Where the hell did she learn that?
I was still busy thinking about the shorts.
“Aaaaaaaaah! It hurts, it hurts! Save me, please save me…… hwaaaaaang.”
At that moment.
“Here, here! P-People!”
“Help me…!”
“Aaaaaah!”
I didn’t notice because I was panicking.
Now I could hear the screams of people buried under buildings or seriously injured by cars.
They were all severe injuries.
“Seolyu.”
“Shut up. And don’t look over there. We can’t do anything for them. There’s no time to invest in people who’re already screwed up.”
“……Yeah.”
Han Seolyu was right.
That’s why.
Even in this situation, I wasn’t scared.
“The scarier the situation, the colder I get.”
Han Seolyu’s eyes became even more indifferent.
-Glance.
I checked my smartphone once.
As expected, the internet and calls were dead.
Right now my smartphone felt like a watch with a few basic functions.
“……Fuck.”
Han Seolyu muttered without emotion, and her eyes turned in a certain direction.
[NP Department Store]
Today.
The department store where the cinema we were supposed to see a movie is located.
The meeting place.
Then Han Seolyu’s eyes looked at me.
And…
“……First, let’s go underground.”
After hesitating,
her decision was to ‘observe the situation without moving.’
I didn’t know why ‘underground,’ but
there had to be a reason.
“Yeah, got it.”
I followed her decision.
***
Since the way to the department store, I didn’t walk far before an appropriate subway station appeared.
Han Seolyu seemed to have picked this place as the destination from the start.
[Insaeng Station]
Insaeng Station…
What a fucking name.
I was thinking that.
What was Han Seolyu thinking?
“Fuck, isn’t there a convenience store on the way?”
“…Huh?”
“In this situation, of course we should secure water and food first… no, no. First, first, let’s go underground. The ‘starting cleanup’ part is too creepy.”
…As expected, it wasn’t just me.
‘I was hoping for something.’
Maybe ‘I alone know this world is fake’ or ‘I alone know the ending of this world’—that kind of thing.
But that wasn’t it.
‘As expected, I can’t be the main character.’
Well, the characters were too pathetic.
In all those novels and stories, even if they were all losers, when the illustration came out people would say ‘it’s kinda cute?’ but I was really pathetic.
Should I say my existence still had a certain probability?
“Hah, pervert. How envious.”
“…Huh?”
“Even at a moment like this you’re still thinking stupid things, right? Like rereading that fantasy novel you read or those shorts that are useless in life.”
As expected, Han Seolyu.
She saw right through me completely.
“Fuck. Just one phone dying and the whole world went crazy. How is the army doing, how bad are the damages… I can’t know any information. That’s why back then your neck wouldn’t turn or you’d get tricked in strategy.”
Even in all this, Han Seolyu was analyzing the situation coldly.
On the other hand, I…
‘A lot of people must have died.’
No, I saw it.
On the short stretch of road I walked here, there were really an enormous number of dead people.
Well, even one department store collapsing causes hundreds of casualties.
Looking at how the world is now, it felt like 95 percent of all buildings in the world were destroyed.
I wonder if there’s a place to sleep in this kind of mess.
“……”
Fortunately,
Insaeng Station had a lot of people already gathered there, each occupying a spot.
‘As expected, Han Seolyu came here for a reason.’
Just seeing so many people gathered made it obvious.
Is this the fixed evacuation point for apocalypse or dystopia?
“……Would it be better with no people, or with people?”
“Huh?”
“In this situation there are a lot of people who act on impulse, and the law’s effect has already weakened. I don’t know what kind of crazy person might show up… but human conscience is so weak… no, human conscience is just there or not. In a situation like this…”
Even now, Han Seolyu was thinking of all the possibilities and countermeasures.
At that moment.
As Han Seolyu said, the ‘crazy person’ showed his presence.
“H-Huh huh! P-Powers! I have powers!”
Fucking hell.
A mentally ill person appeared.
In this hopeless situation, he could go crazy too, huh.
‘Maybe I’m better off.’
At least I hadn’t gone crazy.
The world had been destroyed, the law had gone away, and just now I was supposed to cover Han Seolyu.
Even if it meant just pushing my dick into that tiny pussy, I was still trying to maintain some human decency and chivalry.
‘Wait a second.’
In a world where death could come at any time.
‘Seolyu, since this happened… my last wish before I die is to have sex with you once.’
Would she even hear that?
Thinking about that, I almost laughed without meaning to.
LikeThatWouldEverHappenLol
—That comment appeared right in front of my eyes.
“Wahahahaha! I have powers! I’m chosen! You uncivilized bastards!”
Aigoo, the guy had completely gone crazy.
No, why was he cursing at us?
“Hey! Shut up!”
As expected.
In this situation, people who react sensitively would appear.
But…
“Fuck! Shut the hell up! You fucking bitch! I’m different from you uncivilized bitches! I got powers! Kkkkk, and it’s [Future Prediction]!”
Future Prediction!
Watching this mentally ill guy proudly shout about his power made me laugh.
If this was a novel, the comment section would be in chaos.
Who the fuck gives such an overpowered skill to a pathetic bastard like that?
And who would be happy enough to brag about it with their own mouth?
But now that I was in this situation, even if his words were true, I didn’t feel much unease.
If it were me, I would’ve said the same in a crazy situation.
Everyone’s not in their right mind.
‘Ah, if I could see the future, I’d want to see what happens if I ask Seolyu for sex.’
If I see a future where it’s possible?
Right now, fuck, I’d pull down her panties and rub my dick against her navel.
“H-Huh… but wait. Why is the future I see me dying to a zombie…”
-QUICK!
Before the crazy person finished speaking,
someone showed their presence behind me.
A ‘zombie.’
One we had just passed by without noticing, with cold indifference.
Pale, greenish skin with no blood.
The zombie’s mouth was ripped open, teeth showing clearly.
This zombie was happily chewing the neck of the crazy person who was shouting happily just moments ago.
Seeing that, Han Seolyu immediately grabbed my hand and shouted.
“Fuck.”
“Run, pervert!”
“H-Huh…!”
Even though I didn’t do anything, I followed her words.
This time I could at least sympathize with the crazy person who got future prediction.
[Skill - ‘Lewd Mode’ has awakened.]
Ah, bullshit.