Lewd Mode Apocalypse!

The sudden appearance of powers that are beyond superhuman—what kind of feeling is that?

Of course, you'd be insanely excited.

Like that crazy bastard who proudly bragged about awakening his **Future Vision** ability, only to get run over by a zombie right after.

It was a freebie, after all.

It was kind of like reaching into your pants pocket and suddenly discovering five forgotten 50,000-won bills.

“….”

But what if those bills were only 1,000-won notes?

It wouldn't be bad, sure.

Still, you wouldn't jump around cheering or make a big fuss about it.

Yeah, that's exactly how I feel right now.

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Lewd Mode, you say?

Fuck, what the hell is this power even for?

If it were as straightforward as Future Vision, maybe… but no, it feels even more intuitive.

The word “Lewd” is right there in plain sight.

I find it ridiculous that I’m thinking “this power is perfect for me” in the middle of this mess.

“Hah… hah… fuck. Now zombies are coming too… haak… the whole world’s actually going crazy… hah… hah…”

Han Seolyu, who had been breathing hard, finally pulled her mask down.

The inside of her black mask, soaked with her saliva and breath, was visible for a moment—and why did it look so delicious?

Then she rubbed her ankle.

“Ah… I’m okay, Seolyu?”

“Okay my ass, fuck!”

Han Seolyu scowled and snapped at me.

“Want me to massage it?”

I asked carefully.

Han Seolyu sighed and nodded.

“Massage.”

“Yeah.”

Even in normal sneakers I was barely keeping up after running this far.

With 10-centimeter platform heels and black stockings, my soles and ankles were definitely wrecked.

…That was my excuse as I rubbed her slender, soft ankle as hard as I could.

“….”

But Han Seolyu didn’t scold me or curse at all.

Why?

Because she was used to it.

It was something we always did back at the orphanage.

“…Huu, fuck. This is too much.”

Meanwhile, our position was a steep uphill road just a short run from the subway station.

From here you could go higher, or turn left or right—three directions.

“We don’t know where zombies will pop out, so stay alert. Once we spot one, we’ll run in the opposite direction.”

“Yeah.”

As always, Han Seolyu.

She’s always one step ahead.

‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠While I kneaded her ankle, I scanned the surroundings.

When we first hid at the subway station, the world was already in ruins, but now it was even worse—zombies of every shape and size roaming around.

“Kyaaaaaaaak— a, a…”

“Fuck, get the hell away from here, you piece of shit!”

Those zombies were chasing down survivors who had somehow survived the “Collapse” and pounced on them.

So this is what “clean-up” means?

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“Earlier that crazy bastard…”

“Hm? What?”

“The one who bragged about getting Future Vision ability from his own mouth.”

“Yeah.”

“Is it real? Or maybe it is? He took a beating like a fool but didn’t even look behind him. He said ‘zombies are coming.’”

“Thinking about it… yeah, that makes sense.”

I was already at the point of awakening a useless power like **Lewd Mode**, so the credibility was there.

But I couldn’t bring myself to tell Han Seolyu I got something this trashy, and I was scared too.

“…No, I can’t trust it blindly. That’s the worst mistake a human can make. Think of every possibility, Seolyu. Maybe the bastard saw zombies ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠from outside first, then just pretended to get Future Vision right before dying.”

Seolyu, even if that’s the case, isn’t it too far-fetched?

…But that was my thinking.

Han Seolyu was the one who entered Seoul National University on a full scholarship that way.

Without a single tutoring session or academy.

By her own strength.

She was the pride of our orphanage.

“Ah, fuck! If it’s real, it’s a stupid bastard like me!”

“Hm?”

“Future Vision is an insanely OP ability! We don’t know what dangers are out there, how, or where zombies will come from. What the hell was he thinking, giving up that kind of power like that?! If he’d given it to me instead… damn it!”

You’re right.

Even I thought so.

If a smart girl like Han Seolyu had gotten that power, she could have done something right away, right?

‘Maybe the god who wiped out the world was actually trying to balance things.’

That makes sense too.

He gave me a power, didn’t he?

Even an unknown one called **Lewd Mode**.

So what the hell kind of power is this?

‘They probably expect me to figure out how to use it.’

Meanwhile, Han Seolyu was scanning her surroundings while furiously calculating in her head.

“Damn it, if even just one building collapses, I don’t know if Yura and Taehee are safe… and now with zombies everywhere, not only them but us too… fuck, fuck.”

No matter how smart and cold-headed Han Seolyu was, this situation was clearly confusing her.

The fact that she was cursing so much showed it.

She never cursed normally, but she wasn’t this excessive.

‘What do I do?’

I was worrying on my own.

Should I tell Han Seolyu about the **Lewd Mode** power I awakened, or not?

Alone, I’d only make it worse.

Honesty might be better.

Even as I thought that.

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Hmm.

This couldn’t be just my imagination, right?

If it were, how could such a stupid quest even be offered?

Yeah, ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠I must be sleeping in my room right now.

And I’m dreaming this insanely vivid dream.

“Wake up! Wake up!”

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**Slap, slap!**

“What are you doing, pervert?! You idiot! Why are you suddenly slapping your own cheek? Are you crazy?! Snap out of it! Fuck. If you go crazy too… fuck.”

Han Seolyu grabbed my hand, much more startled than I thought.

Soft, small, and warm.

And her hand back even smelled good.

Hand cream?

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I was an idiot.

Even now I was thinking this crap.

Anyway.

“My cheeks hurt so much?”

I really slapped my own cheek as hard as I could.

It actually hurt a lot.

My cheek was throbbing, and even the nerves around my molars felt sharp pinches.

‘Can dreams even hurt like this? If this pain is just a hallucination I created…?’

Ah.

I finally understood how people go crazy like this.

I get now how sanity breaks.

That line about everything being suspicious is used for moments exactly like this.

What I knew for sure.

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My crazy message in front of me didn’t disappear—it gained a countdown instead.

Teacher, are you crazy?

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Even as a degenerate pervert who’s gone crazy with lust.

It wasn’t easy to tell Han Seolyu something like that straight in this situation.

‘Ah, I didn’t know back when I was just reading the novel.’

From the reader’s point of view, the protagonist is an idiot and so frustrating.

He’d curse and rant at the author in the comments.

But now that I’m in the protagonist’s shoes…

It’s not that easy, is it?

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…Seemed like a comment was visible.

“Yo, pervert. You okay?”

Just then.

I looked at Han Seolyu’s worried face.

Because she had the mask hanging from her chin, her already small face looked even cuter.

147 centimeters tall.

Our tiny, petite Han Seolyu.

What kind of panties is she wearing?

I caught a quick glimpse when she put on her shoes earlier, but the black stockings covered it.

“Hey, are you really okay?!”

“Hm? Ah, I’m fine. Just checking if it’s a dream.”

“H, you idiot! This can’t be a dream!”

It can’t be.

It should be a dream.

If it’s not a dream, it’s even worse…

I thought that.

Of course.

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The fact that I had to do this insane act in reality terrified me… but it also excited me.

Ah, who the hell added this crazy quest.

Fuck, overwhelming gratitude…

“Hey, Seolyu.”

“…What.”

My hesitation and internal simulation were over.

Now only forward was left.

“I also awakened.”

“Hm?! Fuck, why are you telling me now?! Pervert! What kind of power is it?!”

“I can’t just say the name.”

“Seriously, why! Tell me! Fuck, is it worse than Future Vision?!”

“No, it’s just… different in meaning.”

“What is it…!”

“I’m pretty sure with this power I can get Yura and Taehee’s exact locations right now.”

“….”

Han Seolyu bit her lip for a moment at my words.

Then she put her mask back on.

“So the name can’t be said… there’s some restriction, huh.”

No, Seolyu.

When someone is too smart, they end up making up excuses.

It’s legendary.

But that might be why I’m grateful.

“Yeah, that’s it. You’re really smart, Seolyu.”

“…Whatever, hearing praise from you doesn’t make me happy at all. If Yura and Taehee were here, they’d probably use me as a zombie shield right now.”

That was a bit harsh, but Han Seolyu was the type who would do exactly what she said.

If she got in real danger, she’d throw me to the zombies first.

“Still, getting a power is good news! Thinking about how that idiot got Future Vision… what about you! Or maybe the restriction is why you can’t say it. Just tell me what I need to do to get Yura and Taehee’s location! Tell me! Quickly! Thinking it alone will only make things worse!”

The final battle had begun.

“Hey, Seolyu. I’m telling you the absolute truth, nothing but the truth. Listen carefully.”

“I know, so tell me already. Fuck.”

I swallowed hard and answered.

“From now, for three minutes, I’m… burying my face in your panty-covered crotch. Then I’ll know where Yura and Taehee are…”

Right before I finished.

Han Seolyu’s platform heel slammed down on my forehead with all her strength.

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