Chapter 143: 28th Floor: Challenging the World Record.
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 143: 28th Floor: Challenging the World Record.
"Do-hee? Are you feeling better now?"
"Ahem, I'll wipe you clean."
The guys who were fucking me like a flesh toilet suddenly turned nice once the sex was over.
'Is this their true nature...?'
They quickly ate a hearty meal and finished their preparations to leave.
I wasn't hungry. In fact, my stomach felt a little full.
'I swallowed a lot of semen...'
Having consumed healthy protein from both above and below, I felt quite full. I put on a sleeveless shirt and thin shorts, easy to move in, and stood up.
"Hoo, let's go!"
"Yes!"
"I'll show you what I've got!"
"My sword is ready."
Come to think of it, that Japanese sword bastard seemed to have dropped his character concept during sex...
"This time, we'll use our job classes for callsigns. Spearman, Japanese Sword, Archer, and Mage. Got it?"
"What about you, Do-hee?"
"Hmm... Just call me by my name. It's not like anyone doesn't know who I am, right?"
We started quickly to make the most of the buff's duration.
[The trial will now begin.]
We entered a gray space.
I adjusted the screen in the center to start the trial. An eight-hour timer began to count down as our bodies were transported somewhere.
The first boss.
[The Giant Golem, Grombash, has appeared.]
The scenery shifted to a ruin filled with strangely shaped stones, and the boss battle began immediately.
"It should be almost immune to physical attacks. While we buy time, Archer, find its core. Mage, prepare a high-powered piercing magic spell!"
Following my orders, we moved as one.
The golem, nearly five meters tall, was incredibly slow for its size, but a single hit would likely cause significant damage.
I occasionally jabbed at it with my spear, but as expected, it was extremely hard.
'This is harder than mere stone.'
The system must be reinforcing it somehow. It wasn't so hard that I couldn't break through with my full power, but I had no intention of exhausting myself on the first boss. We needed to treat this thing like a regular mob and keep moving.
Besides, we needed time to adapt to our newly changed stats.
'Look at that.'
The Japanese Sword guy, trying to dodge the golem's fist, tripped over his own feet. Thanks to his high reflexes, he shot back up and sprinted, only to crash into a wall.
"Keuk! Th-that was a mistake!"
Actually, that was a normal reaction. I was the weird one here.
After about three minutes of circling the golem, everyone grew accustomed to their buffed bodies.
"Shall we end this now?"
"Yes! Let's go!"
The archer had already located the golem's core.
The Mage's [Flame Spear] exploded, blowing apart the top of its head where the core was located.
[You have defeated the first boss.]
"We're moving on immediately! Stay sharp!"
"Yes, ma'am!"
"Let's goooo!!!"
Everyone seemed to have more or less adapted to their new bodies, their faces flushed with excitement. They were probably itching to test out their new power. On top of that, they were all 30% stronger thanks to the 'hole-sharing brotherhood' effect.
'Are they stronger than me...?'
I really felt like a buff-bot priest.
The Japanese Sword guy was faster and more agile than me, and his techniques were flashy and cool.
"Korede... Owarida!!!"
Chaejaejaeng!!!
The surroundings briefly went dark.
A bright flash flickered for a split second, and the second boss, a ten-meter-tall cyclops, was decapitated a mere second after it appeared.
'Holy shit... That bastard got even stronger, didn't he?'
Even if he wasn't as strong as Lee Do-hee, Himura Yamato (?) had always been powerful.
Unlike me, who was loaded with traits exclusively for being an onahole and a flesh toilet, his traits and skills were all focused on combat. It was only natural that he'd be stronger.
With his stats boosted two or three times over, it would be strange if he wasn't going on a rampage.
And so, the bosses died before they could even use any patterns or mechanics.
'So this is a damage rush...?'
"Go! Fire Smash!!!"
The Mage leaped high into the air with a flaming staff and smashed it down on the boss's head, causing the third boss, a giant poison toad, to explode on the spot.
'He really was a Power Mage...?'
Not to be outdone, Dotamuk unleashed his ultimate skill.
"Everyone, get back!!"
[Dragon's Breath]
A dragon shot out from his bow and swallowed the fourth boss, a giant death worm, in a single gulp.
'What the fuck!'
"Hey? You guys aren't overdoing it, are you?"
"Haha, not at all! This is nothing!"
"It's a skill with a two-hour cooldown. Isn't it better to use it early?"
He had a point. Considering cooldown management, it wasn't a bad idea to spam their ultimate skills early. With our specs, we were unlikely to face a crisis anyway, so there was no need to save our trump cards.
'What the... Even without the buffs from sex, wouldn't we have gotten an SSS-rank anyway?'
They were certainly skilled enough to be called the elite of our guild.
"I guess it's my turn next."
The party members looked at me expectantly.
[Ursadon has appeared.]
A giant bear appeared.
"Come... Summon! Bicorn!!"
"Huh? A summon?"
Hiiiiiiing!!!
Flash!!
The Bicorn, answering my call, appeared and unleashed a lightning strike skill, finishing off the Ursadon in one shot.
"How was that?"
"Hey, where are all those awesome skills? Why are you using a summon?"
"Those... require at least three stacks of my buff to reach their full power."
The cost to summon a Bicorn was 185 Divine Power.
It was cheaper than using a buff and then a skill!
Bicorns, cheap and easy!
Of course, since we were transported after defeating a boss, I had to leave the Bicorn behind.
'Wait, what happens to it then?'
The Bicorn gave me a pitiful look, its eyes seeming to ask, 'Are you abandoning me?', but it vanished as the space shifted.
[Resummon Cooldown: 36 hours]
"Ah......"
The resummon cooldown when a Bicorn dies is 36 hours. Good to know.
"Ahem, alright! Let's keep moving!"
"You killed him..."
"......"
After that, we continued clearing the floors without any trouble.
[You have defeated the Giant Scorpion.]
[You have defeated the Manticore.]
[You have defeated the Enhanced Death Knight.]
[You have defeated the Blue Mane Chieftain Lycanthrope.]
[You have defeated the Mutant Red Drake.]
[You have defeated the Mage King Slime.]
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..
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"Hoo... Let's take a short break."
We'd been running nonstop for an hour.
We had killed 26 bosses.
We were almost halfway to our goal of 64.
"This is insane, isn't it? At this rate, we might even set a new world record."
In truth, the world record was meaningless, but who knew? Maybe The Tower would give us a better reward for it.
What about an EX-rank, you ask?
Honestly, I was hopeful, but the chances were slim. I'd heard that on floors ending in 8, no matter how much you stacked contribution points, an EX-rank was impossible to get.
However, there was a rumor that the higher your score, the better the trait you'd receive. Of course, it was just a rumor, and since everyone gets a different trait, it was impossible to test and compare.
"Since it's come to this, should we try for a new world record? Everyone has enough mana, right? Don't tell me you've already used more than half?"
"Uh...!"
"Ahem... O-of course!"
"With a single sword, I can cut anything."
'These bastards were running wild with excitement. Looks like they've used up almost all of it.'
No wonder they were chugging mana potions every time we moved to the next room.
"I'm changing our party's objective. If we're doing this, we might as well leave our names in history, right? Let's go for world number one!"
"Ooooh!!"
"Sounds great!!"
I decided to provide them with my special breast milk.
"You know how precious this is, right? If I could sell it later, a single serving might go for tens of millions of won."
"Ooh!! As expected of our Guild Master!!"
"I will use it gratefully."
"Kyah~ This is a Guild Master! Look at those tits!"
The atmosphere wasn't bad.
Perhaps because they were all in their post-nut clarity phase, there were no unfortunate incidents of them trying to jump me despite seeing my bouncing ass and breasts. With an SSS-rank practically guaranteed, everyone was all smiles.
And one more thing.
We decided that they would only secure enough contribution for an SSS-rank reward, and then funnel the rest to me.
You could argue that it's the same rank anyway, but we decided to put our faith in the superstition that a higher score yields better rewards, even within the same rank.
If the superstition was true, great. If not, we'd all just share the same rewards, so there was no downside.
"Haha, so you guys are finally treating me like a Guild Master!"
"Of course, Guild Master! When have we ever disrespected you?"
"All hail the Guild Master! The breast milk is delicious and the buffs are amazing!"
For people saying that, they'd dropped formalities and casually raped me the moment they saw me, but I decided not to dwell on the past.
From now on, we would only look forward.
"Let's go again!"
Two hours later.
46th room cleared.
Three hours later.
66th room cleared.
At this point, everyone had already secured their SSS-rank and was funneling their contribution points to me.
The world record for the 28th floor was only the 96th room.
Most people didn't push further after the 64th room because they didn't want to overexert themselves. The difficulty also increased slightly with each room, and more importantly, they would reach a point of potion addiction where they couldn't consume any more mana or health potions.
'Our specs are just ridiculous to begin with.'
The recommended average stat for the 28th floor was around 100.
But these guys already exceeded that baseline, and I had inflated their stats several times over.
On top of that, I was the former leader of Korea's vanguard, which had once ranked first in the world. I gave precise orders suited for every situation, so no one fumbled around, and we cleared each room quickly.
Furthermore, my breast milk was treated as a special potion and didn't share the same potion addiction counter as mana potions. This meant they could restore their mana using two different sources: mana potions and my milk.
That's why these guys were spamming their ultimate skills the moment they came off cooldown, without a care for their mana consumption.
"Let's gooooo!!!"
"My sword thirsts for blood."
"Long live the Lee Do-hee Guild!!! The Guild Master is the best!!!"
Four hours later, 89th room cleared.
Five hours later, 107th room cleared!
We had already shattered the world record.
"Should we keep going?"
"Of course! I've got stamina to spare!"
"My sword is still sharp."
"Guild Master's breast milk is fucking awesome!"
"No complimenting the breast milk..."
My breast milk shouldn't have any tension-boosting effects, yet they were all hyped up as if they were on drugs.
'Then again, once you get used to the buffs, the high is pretty incredible.'
Especially with their agility boosted to nearly 400, they must be experiencing a completely different world.
It wasn't for nothing that they were so excited. They were drunk on their own power.
And we weren't the only ones who were hyped.
A spectacular battle unfolding for the first time in a while.
The buzz of surpassing the world record.
A considerable number of viewers, including foreigners, flocked to my stream.
I had consistently proven my strength, but previous trials had made it difficult to gauge exactly how powerful I was compared to other Awakeners on the same floor. This trial, however, was putting a clear number on it.
[Current Viewers: 135,564]
'Have I ever broken 100,000 viewers with non-19+ combat content...?'
Then again, we started right after a sex scene that drew in a lot of viewers, so that was probably part of it.
For viewers experiencing post-nut clarity after jerking off, could there be a more dopamine-pumping broadcast? A Korean female Awakener was setting a new world record, no less.
"Alright!! Let's keep pushing!!!"
Now, they cast all their buffs on me, stacking them three times.
'My turn is just beginning.'
And just as the party members' mana began to run dry, the slow-starter, Lee Do-hee, began to move.
"Conserve your mana for a bit and just draw their aggro! I'll take care of all of them from now on!"
I killed the next boss by blowing its head off with a thrown spear.
"Next!!!!"
I charged the next one that appeared and shattered its heart with the essence of my Straight Heart One Spear.
"Neeext!!!"
The next one was the same.
I killed every boss by myself until one with an invincibility pattern appeared.
"Wait, was the Guild Master always that strong?"
"Was she hiding her power all this time?"
"She must have been conserving her strength."
Our clearing speed didn't falter.
When my buffs wore off, the party members, their mana now replenished, would take the lead. When their mana ran low, I would cast buffs on myself and tear through the bosses alone.
Six hours later, 131st room cleared!
Seven hours later, 155th room cleared!!!
"Let's go, all the way to the end!!!"
I squeezed out my remaining Divine Power.
"Woooooah!!!"
"Long live Lee Do-hee!!"
"My sword howls!!"
Eight hours later, 176th room cleared!!!
Our party shattered the world record by an overwhelming margin.
- Is this the effect of the sex buff...?