Chapter 142: Let's Eat First. ♥
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 142: Let's Eat First. ♥
“Ahem… Alright, everyone. You all have a rough idea of the strategy, right?”
The gimmick of the 28th floor was both simple and complex.
Instead of minions, only random bosses appeared.
But the bosses here were a little different from ordinary ones. Most of them came with some kind of fucking bullshit called a ‘gimmick.’
That’s right.
I’m going to call it fucking bullshit.
There were simple gimmicks, like being immune to physical damage or becoming invincible for five minutes. But there were also complex ones, like having to destroy a suddenly-appearing pillar before you could deal damage, or needing to gather light from a glowing stone in the corner and hit the boss in the forehead with it.
And once you memorized a certain number of these gimmicks, new bosses would appear that felt familiar, like a problem on a college entrance exam. The kind they say you can solve if you just memorize the formula (but you can’t).
‘Do they think this is some kind of game…?’
It felt like a floor designed by the Tower’s administrators after seeing games from Earth and thinking, ‘Oh, that looks fun. Should we try making something like that?’
Naturally, for the people actually experiencing it, it was infuriating. In a game, you have infinite lives. In reality, we only have one.
Still, they must have had some conscience, because thankfully, there were no instant-death mechanics.
And surprisingly, this floor had a ‘forfeit’ option, so the death rate was low. But because of that, it was also known as a floor where it was difficult to get high-tier rewards. That was the 28th floor.
We were given a total of eight hours. If you forfeited once, you had to wait for a one-hour cooldown before you could fight another random boss. So, to get a high-grade reward, you had to clear it without forfeiting at all.
“How many bosses for SSS-rank again?”
“Sixty-four. That’s eight per hour. We need to kill one roughly every seven minutes.”
It was a little tight, but not impossible.
Before that, though, a quick round of introductions.
“Could the two of you tell us a bit about your skills and combat styles?”
First, the Magician(?) answered.
“My specialties are fire and explosions. Greater firepower is the only truth.”
‘Did he build up that physique for the sake of greater firepower…?’
I decided not to ask such a rude question.
Next was Dotamuk.
“Ah, I’m an archer. I also have some rogue skills, like tracking and disarming traps.”
As he spoke, he summoned a massive longbow.
‘Seriously, why is this fucker an agility character? Who does he think he is, Hanzo?’
Two hulks, both nearly two meters tall, were our backline agility character and mage.
And the two relatively slender ones, me and Ilbon-do, were the frontline.
“…Something feels off, but let’s do our best. Everyone, keep each other briefed on the situation. If we coordinate well, an SSS-rank is definitely possible.”
Just as I was about to signal for us to start,
“Wait a moment, Do-hee! I have something important to tell you!”
Dotamuk stowed his giant bow and stood before me.
“What is it?”
“Well… for a guaranteed SSS-rank, how about you give us a buff!”
“A buff? Of course, I’ll give you one…?”
This bastard… no way.
“Not that one! The buff you give during sex! The effect is stronger, and the duration is five times longer. If we get that, a triple-S-rank is a sure thing, isn’t it? And it just so happens that it won’t wear off until this trial is over.”
Dotamuk was asking for sex as if it were some high-tier buff.
“No, even so… you’re asking me to stack the buffs on all of you at once. Are you sure you’ll be okay with the difference from your base stats…? You have to consider the stat imbalance.”
He had suddenly demanded sex, but I calmly refused. This wasn’t a simple refusal; there could actually be side effects.
If your Strength and Agility were too high compared to your Defense, you could just be sprinting at full speed and shatter your own knees. That’s why everyone usually managed their stats to keep Defense from falling more than two or three times behind their other stats.
“It’s fine. I figured as much, so I’ve prepared a gift for you, Do-hee.”
‘A gift…?’
He took something out of his inventory and handed it to me.
<Iron Body Lv.2>
Consumes 6 Divine Power to increase Defense by 10.
‘A level 2 skill book…? Those things are ridiculously expensive, aren’t they?’
“And if you use the two Skill Enhancement Tickets you have, it’ll become level 3. Then, if the three of us each get four stacks, it will consume exactly 2250 Divine Power. In return, our Strength and Defense will increase by 168, and our Agility by 392. Isn’t that incredible?”
‘Holy shit… the stats go up by that much?’
Because the buff given during intercourse was about 1.4 times stronger than a regular one, the numbers were inflated to an insane degree.
He was meticulous.
This was clearly a carefully calculated plan to fuck me.
‘No, but still…’
The moment I was about to refuse, he said,
“Do-hee. You’re serious about the Tower, aren’t you? Are you really going to carry a potential risk over something like this? What if you get a string of bosses with difficult gimmicks and only end up with an SS-rank? Won’t you regret it later?”
‘This… this feels like gaslighting…’
He wasn’t entirely wrong, but no matter how I looked at it, this was weird, wasn’t it?
My mind raced.
Happy breeding sex and a guaranteed SSS-rank reward vs. a cobwebbed pussy and an uncertain reward.
‘Fuck, why is the first one the obvious choice?!’
Has my brain finally gone crazy?
‘Wait, the wording of those choices is a little weird, isn't it? But I’m the one who thought of them, right?’
Seeing my confusion, Dotamuk’s lips curled into a smirk as he stepped closer.
Thud!
He placed a thick hand on my shoulder.
“Hah…!”
“Everything is for the sake of climbing the Tower.”
“Heh…?”
With those words, he brought his hand to my pussy and began kneading my breast.
Squeeze…!
“Khaah…! Uungh… Nngh!”
A perfectly natural sexual assault.
Even as his hand moved toward my pussy, I didn’t… resist.
‘Damn it, this isn’t some kind of hypnosis…’
Perhaps because he was a viewer of my stream, he knew exactly what words would make me freeze.
Everything is for the sake of climbing the Tower.
My slogan.
I had even resorted to prostitution for that cause, so the moment I heard those words, my mind went blank like a stupid girl’s, and I couldn’t react.
It was probably because, for a moment, the thought ‘Isn’t it just more rational to have sex?’ crossed my mind. From a logical standpoint, honestly, just offering my body was the most efficient option.
While I was lost in thought, my thin pants and underwear were pushed aside, and his fingers slipped inside my pussy.
Squelch, squelch, squelch, squelch, squelch!
His thick hand churned inside me indiscriminately.
His foreplay skills weren’t great, but my lewd onahole body felt it all the same, and my pussy juice was already soaking my thighs.
“Huuungh…!!”
‘This is rape… but I’m already getting wet…’
Beside me, my summons, including King Piggy, were watching as if enjoying an interesting show. My legs gave out, and I collapsed to the floor.
His fingers followed me down, continuing their merciless fucking, and in an instant, Ilbon-do and the Power Mage had stripped off all my clothes.
After undressing me, they took off their own clothes, surrounding me with their cocks out.
Splish, splash, splish, splash, splish, splash!!!
“Huuuungh…!”
Dotamuk’s caresses quickly melted my entire body.
Everyone knew that even if I wanted to resist now, I couldn’t.
‘H-How did it come to this… I definitely didn’t plan on having sex this time…’
When I came to my senses, I was being held by Dotamuk’s massive hands, my pussy getting fucked relentlessly.
Sprawled on the floor, I writhed pathetically as he toyed with me.

“Kuuuungh…!! St-Stop! Haaauungh!!”
“Hehehe, as expected of you, Do-hee. You’re loving this. Be honest. You’re going crazy with pleasure, right?”
‘Damn it… how can I say something like that…’
But he was right.
My whole body was already on fire. My pussy was aching, desperate to be fucked by a cock.
I myself was confused whether this was rape or consensual sex, and I didn’t know what to do.
It was embarrassing, but the phrase ‘Everything is for the sake of climbing the Tower’ was like an ‘Open Sesame’ spell, and my pussy had just swung wide open.
Splurt, splurt, splurt, splurt, splurt!!
“Hoo… Do-hee, let’s just enjoy each other and clear this quickly. We have to get that SSS-rank!”
“Haaauungh!! You… you tricked meee…! Kyaaang!!”
He had finally found my G-spot and began to assault it.
“Hehe, tricked you? Can’t you see we’re working hard to raise your reward rank, Do-hee? And besides, we’re enjoying this together, aren’t we~”
“Judging by her reaction, I think it’s safe to say this is consensual, Do-hee.”
“At this point, even I, the strongest swordsman, would acknowledge this as consensual sex.”
They all nodded amongst themselves.
Even when I squirmed and tried to get away, they held my upper body down with their thick arms, preventing my escape.
All the while, the fingers churning my G-spot never stopped.
‘Why… why does it feel so good…'
The feeling of being treated like a sex toy was less unpleasant and more… exciting. Strangely, this body derived greater pleasure from being used carelessly, like a cheap prostitute.
Sploosh, sploosh, sploosh…!
With every thrust of his fingers, my hips trembled uncontrollably.
‘Aah… I can’t take this…!’

“Kroooooh!!!! I-I’m cominggg!!!”
My hips shuddered violently, my voice and body announcing my climax.
“Hehehe, that’s our Guild Master. You’re so good at feeling pleasure.”
He slapped my ass as if to say ‘good girl,’ and an incredibly thrilling sensation shot through me, making my hips tremble again.
‘Aah… I like getting my ass slapped…’
While I was lost in my orgasm, he picked me up by the waist as if moving an onahole and placed me on the bed, ass up.
It was a pose that practically begged to be taken from behind.
And while Dotamuk was taking off the rest of his clothes, the Power Mage was the first to thrust his fully erect cock inside me in an instant.
SHOOOOK!!!

“Haaaah…! I-I’m cominggg!!!”
An unexpected penetration.
The cock slammed into the end of my cervix, and an intense jolt of pleasure shot through me.
I reached another climax from that single thrust, my whole body vibrating with bliss as my muscles contracted.
“What, did you come the moment I put it in, Do-hee?”
“Hey, hurry up and finish.”
He seemed to have forgotten all about the buff, intent on getting a nut off first. He began to pound into me, his hips moving wildly.
Thwack! Thwack! Thwaaack!!
‘Aah… I’m still coming…!’
I couldn’t resist his merciless fucking.
Once a cock was inside me, there was no way to turn the situation around.
All I could do was squeeze my pussy tightly, trying to make him cum faster.
Slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap, slap!!
“Keuk, this pussy really is a masterpiece!”
He fucked me hard and fast, then shot his semen deep into my womb.
Ssplurrrrt!! Splurt!
“Haaaaak!! Hooooook!!!”
This familiar climax.
Getting creamed never got old; it felt new every single time.
It was as if this body truly wanted to get pregnant. The feeling of semen gushing inside me drove me crazy with pleasure.
His cock blocked my cervix, forcing all the semen into my womb.
‘Fuck, this feels so good…♡’
After emptying every last drop into my womb, the Power Mage pulled out his cock.
“Now it’s my turn!!”
SHOOOOK!!!
This time, Dotamuk’s super-sized cock penetrated my pussy.

“Huuuuuuungh!!!”
The immense pressure.
It was suffocating. The thrilling sensation of my organs being crushed sent my body into ecstatic pleasure.
‘Damn it… to feel pleasure from this too… how did I end up like this…’
But what I couldn’t deny was that this moment didn’t feel bad.
‘I don’t even know anymore…’
No, thinking about it now, I think I would have been a little disappointed if they had just started the trial.
They were just going to pass by a pathetic pussy that opens automatically whenever a cock is presented? If they had, I think my self-confidence would have taken a hit.
Thwack! Thwack!!
His pounding threw my lewd body around wildly.
Moans of pleasure and ecstasy escaped my lips without me even realizing it.
“Hyaang…! Haaaang!!”
“Keuk…! I can’t live without this pussy now, Do-hee!!”
His cock could only be satisfied by my pussy.
‘This feels so weird…’
Feeling a strange sensation, I entrusted my body to them.
A happy, ecstatic climax.
And a guaranteed triple-S reward.
‘Th-This… is real sex…!’
Even as my precious body was being fucked like a cheap object, my whole body trembled with joy.
*
About an hour later.
They had finished generously creaming my pussy.

“Heeeh… hueeeeh…”
“Now that’s a creampie!”
“Hehehe, good work, Do-hee!”
I was sprawled limply on the bed, my legs spread naturally like a frog’s.
“Oh crap, I forgot to get the buff.”
“Huh? We forgot the most important part!”
“Do-hee! You have to give us the buff! I’m putting it back in!”
SHOOOOOK!!!
“Hyaaaaah, n-noooo… Kroooh!!”
*
Another hour later.
The buffing was complete, and all preparations were finished.
“Ahh~ That was a great meal!!”
“Of course! You have to eat well before a battle!”
I could see the utterly satisfied faces of my party members.
They were sharing the sap of the Necroumbra and exchanging warm words.
“Wow~ even the dessert is killer.”
“I’m glad I joined this guild.”
To an outsider, it might have looked like rapists mercilessly violating someone and then raiding their fridge, but since the homeowner enjoyed it thoroughly, wasn’t it fine?
“Huuungh… You guys better fight properly.”
Finally, we were ready to begin the trial.