Chapter 144: Onahole Clone Technique
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 144: Onahole Clone Technique
[You have cleared the 28th floor.]
"Hoo... hoo..."
We gasped for breath after taking down the final boss.
The physical exhaustion was finally setting in after the dopamine-fueled frenzy.
"Ughhh... How long has it been since we fought like that?"
"Alright, everyone, let's sit down and rest. It seems the Tower is taking its time choosing our rewards. Hoho..."
"The wolf rests."
We all lay down on the floor together, resting as we stared up at the ceiling.
The only sound that filled the quiet space was our ragged breathing.
Just as we were resting in silence...
"Ooooh!! It's here! An SSS-rank reward!!!"
The Power Mage was the first to jump up, freaking out.
"Fuck! This is insane! So this is what a Triple S tastes like!! Mwahahaha!!!!"
"What did you get?"
"Hoho, that's a secret, of course, isn't it?"
It was an unwritten rule to keep personal traits hidden. I was the exception; even Awakeners who streamed usually didn't show their status windows.
"But I'll tell you this much: I got a trait that increases my firepower the stronger I am!!! The one trait I wanted most, finally!!!!"
"Wow..."
"That's seriously amazing."
'Isn't that completely broken...?'
It was definitely a good one.
It just goes to show, the traits you get on floors ending in 8 are on another level.
Now, the Power Mage, Kim In-soo, would truly walk the path of a Power Mage.
Not long after,
"Ooh!! I'm getting mine too!"
It seemed Dotamuk had received his reward as well.
But as he excitedly read his new trait, his expression and gestures changed dramatically.
"Uh... Huh? No, wait! I don't need this anymore!!! No, don't fuse!! Kuaaaaargh!!!"
"W-What? What's wrong?"
I looked over as Dotamuk shot up and started thrashing about, and I could tell at a glance what kind of trait he'd received.
His crotch was bulging massively. It had always been a little swollen, but now it was on a whole other level.
"Pfft!!"
"Hoho..."
"Fuuuuuck!!!"
His pants seemed too tight, like they were about to burst, so he just ripped them off.
Whoosh~!
I'm not kidding, it looked like he'd summoned an anaconda.
"Puhahahahahahat!!! You bastard, is that even a human dick?"
"That's... a bit disgusting."
"Ugh, get away from me."
I was the only one who burst out laughing. The others backed away from him as if they'd seen something they shouldn't have.
"Oh... God, why have you given me such a punishment..."
"Kekekek, you bastard. Now do you have any idea how I feel? You'd better go find yourself an ogre female now~ Kekekek..."
Someone else's misfortune is my joy.
Dotamuk, who always teased me, was now in a similar boat! His dick was now a little bigger than a Bicorn's. No joke, if he got hard, it looked like it would be as big as a woman's torso.
"Serves you right, you bastard! Hahahaha!! You should've been nicer! How dare you try to rape me the moment you see me after so long? Kekekek..."
It felt so damn satisfying.
"Keuk..."
His hands couldn't cover it.
A serpent dangled below his knees. The thick, heavy dick hung down like he truly had a third leg.
If he squatted, it looked like it would drag on the floor.
'That must be incredibly inconvenient.'
Now, whenever he sat in a chair, he'd have to arrange his dick first, like adjusting his clothes, to keep it from getting caught under his ass.
"Hey, it can't have just gotten bigger, right? Isn't there something else?"
Come to think of it, I'd been in a similar situation at first, only to realize later that it was a good trait. Besides, with a penalty that huge, there had to be some kind of positive trade-off, right?
At my words, Dotamuk whimpered and slowly read his trait window.
"Ah... Oh...? Ooooh??"
"See? I knew there was something else."
As a senior(?) who had also been screwed over by the Tower, I knew these things well.
"No, but... this is kind of weird."
"What is it? Tell me, if you can."
"This is fucked... It says if I fuck a female, her stats will increase! What kind of bullshit is this!!! Who the hell am I supposed to fuck with this... Ah!"
"W-What? Why are you looking at me?"
Dotamuk stared at me with desperate eyes.
"Do-hee-nim. Would you like some free stats...?" he asked, his dick swaying back and forth.
"Crazy... Even so, a dick that huge is a bit much... But is it a one-time use thing?"
"It's not a one-time thing, but there's a limit per female. For reference, at maximum... it says I can give up to 10 in all stats? Looking at the performance alone, isn't this really good? There are additional effects, too!"
Ten in all stats... that's a total of 40 stat points?
'What? Why are the numbers so high?'
"Slurp... Fine, you poor bastard. It looks like this noona is the only one who can take those stats anyway. Well, since you're offering free stats, I'll consider it later. Don't get the wrong idea; it's definitely not because I want to fuck that ridiculously huge dick."
"Aigoo!!! As expected of Do-hee-nim... There's really no one else but you!!! From now on, I'll be your personal dildo!"
He came toward me, his dick swinging, trying to hug me, so I raised my knee slightly to block him.
"Ugh, but it really is gross. Can you back off for a second?"
"Ah, no..."
And just then,
"Hahahahahaha!! As expected! This is how it should be!"
The Ilbon-do, Himura Yamato, who had been tense after seeing Dotamuk's predicament, burst out laughing.
"Ugh, you bastard, what trait did you get!" the Penis Monster shouted at him.
"Kekeke, I got an effect that reduces the cooldown and mana cost of my sword skills. Haha!! It's the perfect trait for me!"
Indeed, since the Ilbon-do guy was the type to fight mainly with techniques and skills, it was a very useful trait.
'Wait a minute. Has that bastard ever used a basic attack?'
I searched my memory, but surprisingly, he had never just swung his sword!!
'No way, is he a scrub who doesn't know the first thing about swordsmanship? Or maybe it's a trait that maximizes skill power in exchange for being unable to use basic attacks as a penalty.'
I had a lot of questions, but since the stream was on, I put my curiosity aside for a moment.
And now, I was the only one left.
All eyes were on me, and the chat was waiting for my trait.
- Please make her more of an onahole
- But is there anything more they can even add at this point?
- It's definitely not a combat-related trait
- Onahole onahole
- I wonder...!
- Please let it be an onahole available to everyone!!!
[Ting~]
[An SSS-rank reward will be given...]
It wasn't EX-rank, but I wasn't expecting much, so I didn't really care.
'Please...'
What did I need most right now?
'Overwhelming power!!!'
I brainwashed myself into believing that a power-related trait was what I needed most as I stared intently at the system window.
'Overwhelming power! Overwhelming skills! Overwhelming stats!! Whatever it is, please let it be for combat!!'
Next to me, Dotamuk was praying internally,
'Please, give that bitch Lee Do-hee a trait similar to mine! Make her tits ten times bigger, or make it so looking at a dick gives a debuff—turn her into a complete flesh toilet!'
And finally, the trait that held everyone's different hopes and desires was bestowed.
[SSS-rank Onahole Clone Body]
- The skill, usable on onaholes with an 80% or higher match in appearance and genitals, is activated.
- The onahole clone is treated as the main body and can receive or grant the main body's effects. (However, this applies only to sexual traits.)
- The maximum number of onahole clones is 1 per 100 Lewd Power.
- Through the Sync ON/OFF function, the clone's sensations can be shared with the main body. (However, vision is not shared.)
- Can be retrieved from a distance.
"Ah......"
The viewers, who were looking at the same screen as me, reacted first.
- lolololololol
- A real onahole trait appeared!!!!
- This is what you get for postponing the elixir distribution.
- Our earnest prayers have been answered!!!
- Kya!! It really gives you exactly what you need!
- Needed (by us)
- Dreams☆do☆come☆true
- Knew it tsk tsk tsk
- The Wireless Connected Onahole has appeared lol
- Isn't this plagiarism?
- If I donate, you'll sync up, right?
- I've seen this onahole somewhere before
[DoheeTunaSoDelicious has donated 100,000 won]
Let's get a sync for the donation reaction, Do-hee. Honestly, you've been freeloading this whole time.
- fr lol
- She's had it easy until now fr
- Eheheheh
- Getting stats will be easier now
- fr, now if you just join a guild, you can get free stats
'Ah... Why is this happening again.'
The familiar situation left me speechless.
"What is it, Do-hee-nim? Don't tell me?"
"Oh dear... Congratulations, Dotamuk-nim. It seems I got something similar to yours."
"Puhahahahahahat!!!! What did you say earlier? 'Be nicer'? You onahole bitch! I'm going to check out your trait right now!!"
Dotamuk tapped my butt with his dick like an elephant's trunk before leaving.
The others, also curious about my trait, said their goodbyes and quickly disappeared.
"Ahem... You worked hard, Guild Master-nim!"
"You too."
And as I stood there alone, dumbfounded,
[Dotamuk has donated 50,000 won]
lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol-
A donation from Dotamuk came flying in.
"You son of a bitch... Shut up, you bastard!"
'How is that bastard so fast?'
It felt even more infuriating, like I could hear his voice through the text.
- lolololol
- He's a crazy bastard lol
- You two should just date
- You can really feel his excitement lololol
- That bastard Dotamuk is dying of happiness lol
- A big dick guy and a big boob girl... they suit each other.
"Crazy, don't ship me with an idiot who's only got a big dick!! That's creepy as fuck..."
A sigh escaped me automatically, but the undeniable fact was that this trait was exactly what I needed right now.
[There are 5,463 people with reservations for elixirs, and next month, thousands of rookies who have passed the 1st floor will be arriving. We need to resolve this quickly!]
That was a message I'd received from our administrative staff a while ago.
My guild members had paused their Tower climbing, waiting to receive their elixirs before moving on. They were staying quiet because they were good people who trusted me; in any other guild, it wouldn't have been strange for them to rise up, accusing me of breaking my promise.
"Haa... Still, this time, it's easier to accept."
Was it because I was somewhat mentally prepared? I didn't have a mental breakdown like when I got the Lewd Power stat.
I was just a little sad that I'd wasted such a precious opportunity on a trait that turned me into a public wireless onahole.
And just then,
[Himura Yamato has donated 50,000,000 won]
Thank you for today. I hope you'll be just like you were today the next time we meet. And don't worry too much about the trait; I'm sure it will have a good use later on.
'What... this bastard was rich...?'
He probably got a legendary trait today and was expressing his gratitude to me.
"Ah... Yes, you worked hard today too."
Right, this trait wasn't a bad thing. First of all, I no longer had to give elixirs to the viewers directly.
Five thousand people? Well, dealing with all of them would probably take at least a month or two. And I had to deal with the new Awakeners too. When would I ever have the time to handle them all one by one?
'And... there's still something more.'
This unique stat called Lewd Power.
It definitely didn't end here.
There might be something more when it reached 5,000, and then 10,000.
'And once it's over 10,000, the stuff about the cult will be unlocked, right?'
The Tower's administrators might have known what this was and given me this trait in advance. It was probably a sign for me to raise this stat quickly.
'Right, the first thing I'll do when I get out is make an onahole.'
- Do-hee, there's still more
- No reaction for 50 million won?
- Freeloading is the default in Do-hee's stream
- Check the skill, there might be something else
- Explain yourself, freeloader
- fr, it might just be a good cloning technique
'Huh? That's right...?'
If it's a real cloning technique, isn't that a good thing?
I ignored the kids calling me a freeloader and, just in case, clicked on the <Register Clone> skill.
<Register Clone>: Turns an onahole with an 80% or higher match into a clone. The clone cannot be controlled and can only move slightly during sexual intercourse. Only the Defense stat is shared with the main body.
"What... What do you mean there's something else!!! I can't even control it... No, why does it move during sex..."
- How would we know
- There was something. Defense sharing, yeah
- You can probably use it as a meat shield lol
- The Lee Do-hee Onahole Armor will be making its debut soon lololol
- Onahole armor, you crazy bastard lolol
- Wasn't her defense around 700? That'd be damn reassuring
"Ah... J-Just you try using it like that! I'll retrieve it immediately!!"
For some reason, I could picture my guild members tying up my clone in a standing-sex position and fighting with it.