Chapter 55: My Pets are Multiplying...!
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 55: My Pets are Multiplying...!
At the news of my arrival, Goldie and Whitey came charging down from the upper floor. Unfortunately, the "horse" I usually use for spanking training was away on a business trip.
Surrounded by the sisters, I tried to calm my nerves while eating seasoned chicken breast. I had almost succumbed to my dark side at the thought of Im Su-yeon ruining my school life.
Still, thinking about irresponsible seeding and mating with these sisters—who looked like they’d give it up easily—felt a bit too extreme.
Eating something warm seemed to help. Once I dissolved some chocolate-flavored protein in milk and drank it, I finally started to settle down.
"So, Master, do you really hate that Im Su-yeon girl that much?"
I hid behind Whitey as the Dark Elf sister spoke. She had just finished pummeling an innocent, muscular sister and had now returned to her usual, gentle demeanor. This woman was a total lunatic—I couldn't tell if she was going to call me "Young Master" or "Master" from one moment to the next.
"...Yes."
"Then, shall I get rid of her for you?"
The Dark Elf started talking crazy. Her skin wasn't exactly "darky" but more like chocolate milk with a high milk-to-cocoa ratio; regardless, she was living up to the "Black" in her name by showing off her twisted personality.
"Get rid of her?"
"Yes, I'll ki—"
"This person is dangerous, I'm telling you!"
I was dying to hear the rest of that sentence, but Goldie clamped her hand over the Dark Elf sister's mouth. I had a pretty good idea of what she was going to say, but in times like this, I had to play the innocent brat.
"What's 'ki'?"
"It means making sure she never appears before your eyes again," Whitey, the wolf-eared girl, explained accurately.
"Oh...!"
"Aoi! Don't say such weird things! 'Ki' stands for... well, it's... she was going to tell you how to become kindred spirits! Yeah, lifelong friends!"
Goldie was trying to bulldoze through the situation with some absolute bullshit. She glared at Aoi (Whitey) and the older sister, Lisar, as if she wanted to kill them herself.
"Right, Lisar? Aoi?"
"...Right. I was going to tell you how to make her a lifelong friend."
"Sure, sure. Bitches usually get closer after a good fight anyway."
Their desperate efforts to smooth things over were almost admirable, so I decided to let it slide.
"By the way... why are you speaking formally to me?"
The Dark Elf seemed to have misplaced her conscience.
I hid behind Aoi again. Her white tail fur was so soft and alluring that I pulled on it to cover my eyes.
"He seems scared. You said something happened downstairs. Sister, did you use your strength again?"
"No, it just happened... it was an accident. An accident! Please don't be scared~."
Whitey didn't seem like she was going to be much help. I hid behind Goldie instead. Her ass was just as magnificent as her tits, making it easy to hide. I wound her tail around my fist like a bandage.
"He's clearly terrified, Lisar. Now, now, Young Master. Lisar isn't the type to just hit or bully anyone. She only used her strength because she thought someone was bullying you. Let's try to understand, okay~?"
The bull sister, who aspired to be a dairy cow, tried her best to soothe me.
"You don't just hit anyone?"
"I don't do that lately. I only did it because I thought they were bothering my Master... I'll be more careful next time."
Lisar looked like she had plenty more to say, but she was at least pretending to reflect on her actions.
"Is Lisar Noona reall~y strong?"
"Of course, she's incredibl~y strong. Aside from the Boss, there's almost no one who can match her."
The atmosphere was starting to get warm and fuzzy. I wanted competition, but these lunatics were all laughing and getting along, clearly planning to devour me together.
I had no choice but to pull out my secret technique.
"Then, out of the three of you, who's the strongest?"
"Brat, obviously it's me." "Young Master, it's me." "Master, I am the strongest."
All three answered simultaneously. Then, they looked at each other with expressions of pure disbelief. Good. Now they just had to start fighting.
"....Lisar and Aoi are strong, I suppose."
"Well, Aoi and Youfei are strong."
"Both are threats."
I had set the stage for a brawl, but instead of fighting, they were acknowledging each other. If they cooperated to ravish me, there would be no one to save me. I thought about using the Black Witch sister who occasionally showed up, but that woman was nowhere to be found unless I was riding her.
According to my plan, I was supposed to create a three-way rivalry to make them compete for my loyalty and take turns saving me in emergencies. But looking at them now, they had such a tight bond that if they joined forces, they'd be unstoppable.
"I'm asking who's the strongest!"
I had no other choice.
"Young Master, combat has too many variables to say one person is unilaterally stronger."
"Exactly. In the mountains, Youfei is unreal."
"Hehe, by that logic, you two are unreal on level ground or open plains."
Their specialties didn't even overlap. For a bunch of thugs, they were acting like specialists in their respective fields.
I had to provoke them.
"...Then you're all just... loo~sers! You're all total loo~sers!"
I teased the sisters with a pathetic, shitty concept. They should have been refuting me, but they just stood there smiling, thinking I was cute.
"Yes, yes, we're losers."
Whitey just laughed and stroked my head, finding it adorable. In novels, when a brat teases people, they usually get angry, but this place was hopeless.
"Um... could you... could you do that a bit more?"
Goldie's eyes sparkled as she looked at me. This crazy cow-bitch was provoking me. Fine, let's see who dies today.
"Don't look down on me! You're just a cow bitch!"
Slap!
I swung my hand and smacked her massive breast.
"Kyaaang~!"
The bull sister let out a delighted sound and dropped onto all fours.
"I-Is this low enough?"
Her blue eyes were moist as she looked up at me. I didn't even know what was happening anymore.
"Lower! Don't look up! Bow your head!"
"Yes! Yes! Yes!"
I didn't know if the world had gone mad or if this crazy golden heifer was the one who'd lost it, but I was the type to go with the flow.
"Whitey, too! You're just a dog, but your eyes are too high!"
"Oh...! Woof! Woof! Woof!"
The white wolf beastkin sister let out an impressed sound, spread her thighs wide, and sat like a dog to look up at me.
From the side, I saw a pair of red eyes staring intently at me.
"Fine! When it's just us, you're all my pets! Goldie! Whitey! Got it?!"
"Woof!"
"Moooooo~"
The two beasts answered vigorously. I wondered if this was okay, but I didn't care anymore. The moment I released the shackles of the sheep I used to raise in kindergarten, these crazy beasts were begging to be enslaved by me.
"...Um, Master, what about me?"
"Huh? Why?"
The Dark Elf sister was looking at me with a very lewd expression. Even with her looking at me like that, I couldn't think of an animal that suited her.
Anyone who says "black person," get out.
"I... I want to play pets too..."
"There are no animals associated with Dark Elves!"
It wasn't because I was scared of the memory of her brushing back her bangs and almost killing someone earlier. Seriously!
"Well... there are slaves. I know a lot about that, you know? I'm an expert! I know all about pets! Elves and humans are animals too! Animals!"
The Dark Elf sister started clinging to me.
"Hmm... what does an elf pet sound like?"
"Uh, well... Ah-ahn, ah-ahn! Ahn! Or maybe Big Di—mmph!!!"
Lisar let out a suggestive moan. Immediately, Whitey and Goldie lunged at her and covered the Dark Elf sister's mouth.
"This crazy bitch, seriously!" "Aaaagh!! We'll do it for you, so just shut up!"
The three lunatics were playing around like the Three Stooges. I wanted to go home, but since I was technically a runaway, I couldn't exactly go back. I figured I’d have to play with these beasts a little longer.
"Ahem, it's just a game. Master. So Lisar can be a pet too. Is there an animal you want to be? Dogs are taken, so pick something else!"
"No cows either! No horses! Those are already claimed!"
These people were actually trying to avoid duplicate picks. I looked at the Dark Elf sister with her long black hair and red eyes. No particular beast came to mind.
The most logical thing would be to make her my daughter in a game of house, but after seeing her threatening to beat someone to death less than an hour ago, I didn't want her as my daughter.
Why was I doing "Sugar Daddy Dating" with a Red Dragon who was a mafia thug and Yakuza?
Because if I didn't, it would be a mother-daughter 3P!!!!
"Hmm. If humans can be pets, then Lisar Noona, do you just want to be my pet? A Dark Elf pet!"
At the suggestion of becoming a pet without a specific animal setting, the Dark Elf sister—who was quite curvy for someone slender—rolled her eyes around.
In times like this, I had to show her that the life of a pet wasn't so bad.
"Whitey, good girl, good girl. Yes, yes, I'll give your belly lots of rubs!"
"Woof~! Woooof! Woo-mnh... Hngh...! Woof!"
Using the Womb Massage technique I had practiced so much with Hindel's body, the pet dog sister let out a lewd moan.
"Moooooo~!"
"Goldie, good job. Good girl. Good girl!"
"Moo...! Moo-ooh...! Moo-ooh...! Hngh...! Ngh... Moo-ooh...!"
I was good at the Womb Massage, but my specialty was spanking. I slapped the bull sister's ass and breasts.
"I-I'll do it! I'll be a pet!"
"Okay, Lisar. Sit."
With an innocent face, I had to firmly establish the hierarchy for the Dark Elf sister.
"Ngh... Yes..."
After a moment of hesitation, the Dark Elf sister obediently crouched down. It didn't look like she would be hard to train.
"Yes, yes. Good girl. Good girl."
"Hehe..."
As soon as I stroked her head, the woman who was once the Queen of the Night in a city of 300,000 people broke into a silly grin. She was way too easy.
Watching these stupid, perverted, meat-toilet-tier sisters nuzzle against me, I figured I could probably stay here for the night.