Chapter 56: Green Brachiosaurus Beta is the Strongest!!!
Translator: RaidenTL
Chapter 56: Green Brachiosaurus Beta is the Strongest!!!
I wasn't sure if they were just playing along or if they were serious, but while I was acting like a king with my three pets, Marika arrived.
"Husband, what are you doing here...?"
"Oh, Marika, you're here? I was just playing with my pets!"
The tall, white-haired, tanned, and muscular sister looked down at her subordinates, who were prostrate beneath me, rubbing their faces against me.
"Pets...?"
"Yeah! They're all very obedient and good!"
"...The world never ceases to amaze me."
I took turns stroking the heads of Whitey, Goldie, and Darkie, who didn't even spare a glance for Marika. It was honestly exhausting to keep up with these lunatics who seemed perfectly happy just burying their faces in my stomach and inhaling deeply, so I just settled for patting their heads.
"You lot, stop this madness and get up. What do you think you're doing to the Young Master?"
"Woof! Woof! Woof!" "Moooooo~!" "Sssssssip... Haaaaah...!"
"They're all so cute! Right, Marika?"
"...Husband, what on earth happened?"
The tall, white-haired, tanned, and muscular sister tried to sit beside me, but she ended up flicking Whitey on the forehead when the latter tried to bite her.
Thwack!
I thought I heard a sound that definitely shouldn't come from a human head, but since everyone acted like it was nothing, I figured it was fine. Of course, Whitey didn't get up.
"Yeah, they were all playing 'pets' with me!"
"...If you say so. Anyway, Mother is calling everyone she knows. Are you going to be okay?"
"Yeah, I ran away from home! I'm going to live away from Mom now! Since Marika is my concubine, I'm going to live with her!"
Aoi Takahara, who was face-down on the floor, suddenly snapped her head up.
"I want to be the CEO's pet dog!"
"I-I'll be the pet cow...!"
The golden bull, Youfei Lee, chimed in without a shred of shame.
"Then I'll be the Master's maid."
Darkie, the Dark Elf sister, seemed to want a career change.
"It's getting hectic in here, so all of you, get lost! Hey! Why are you lot hiding behind my husband?!"
"We're the Master's pets, so the Master will protect us!"
Aoi, who now had a literal lump growing on her head, used me as a shield.
"Aren't pets supposed to protect me?"
"The CEO and the Chairwoman are a bit much for us."
Goldie offered a cowardly excuse.
"Besides, if the Master says he's taking us, what can the CEO even do? What can she do?!"
It seemed she had a lot of pent-up resentment toward Marika. Faced with this whirlwind of lunacy, Marika pressed her fingers to her temples and let out a long, heavy sigh.
"The Chairwoman will be here in twenty minutes. I suggest you maintain that attitude until then."
The sisters immediately scrambled out from behind me and sat on the sofa, their backs as straight as boards. Even for these idiot-stupid-pervert-meat-toilet-material sisters, it seemed Hindel was terrifying.
"Mother is very worried. Shall we go back home?"
"I hate Mom! I'm not living with her! I'm going to live with Marika! The five of us—me and my pets—will live together!"
The sisters on the sofa, their eyes sparkled. It was frightening how they seemed to take a child's nonsense so seriously.
This was merely a power game between me and my mother. There was no way a cute, kind, and smart brat like me could actually survive alone in this harsh society.
Well, I could survive, but the only future I could see for myself was being raised as a husband for one of my mother's friends. So, when I said "survive," I meant enjoying the peace, happiness, and freedom of a child while going through my school years.
Right now, I was just at the age where rebellion explodes—a process of occasionally reminding Mom that "your son isn't easy, you need to treat me with more care." I didn't actually intend to run away for good.
I buried my face in Marika's rock-hard chocolate abs.
"Husband, that's a bit embarrassing..."
"It looks like chocolate~ Lick."
"Hieek?!"
Unlike those idiot-stupid-pervert-meat-toilet-material sisters, her reaction was actually cute. Compared to the people who tried to make a kid do things like "womb-pumping," "butt-spanking," or "breast-fucking," Marika was the most normal person here.
"Y-you shouldn't lick there..."
Despite having such a powerful body, she had such a cute reaction. I couldn't help myself.
"Ugh, ah, h-stop...! Hahat...! Hahaha! S-stop! Stop! H-husband! Stop!"
As I relentlessly teased her by licking her well-defined abs, Marika finally reached her limit. She grabbed me by the armpits and hoisted me up.
"Hmph..."
"Even if you look at me like that, no means no. Ugh... why were you licking me anyway?!"
"Hmph..."
When you have nothing to say, you have to look sad. While "the first to shed tears wins," that was a skill I hadn't unlocked yet. Once I do, I'll have to use it often in a few years.
"Ugh...! Don't do that again, okay?"
"Okay! I love you, Marika!"
"Agh! How am I supposed to stay mad when you're this cute?!"
I really liked this white-haired tanned delinquent sister who was so easily swayed by a single "I love you."
"So, why did you fight with Mother? The Chairwoman didn't give me the details; she just told me to come and look after you, so I rushed over without knowing what happened."
I had no choice. I told the story about Im Su-yeon once more.
"Hahahaha! Hahaha! You ran away for that reason?"
"It's not just 'that reason'! It's an important reason! I'm not playing with Marika anymore!"
I didn't need a concubine who didn't understand me. As of today, Marika was disqualified from being my concubine. I tried to squirm out of her arms, but I couldn't escape the strength of a crazy muscular martial artist.
"I understand why you're angry, Husband. You're upset because Mother went ahead and did something without telling you, right?"
No, she was wrong. Mom has her own life, and it's only natural for her to have a secret or two from me. The biggest reason was that she had ruined the "Genius Roleplay Playground" I wanted to build.
"Mother did it all for your sake, so let's try to understand, okay? I'm sure she had good intentions."
Good intentions or not, I couldn't forgive her for ruining my happiness—my happy life. If it hadn't been my mother who committed such a heinous act, I would have turned her into a female right then and there!
"I hate Mom..."
"Aw, so cute! Then stay with me until your anger cools down. Okay?"
Marika began to make a plausible suggestion.
"I won't eat if there aren't any meat side dishes."
"Me neither! For the record, I even have a chef at my place."
I felt like I could start living in a newlywed home with Marika starting today.
"And I get three candies a day! Three! Not two!"
" I'll give you four!"
"Gasp...!"
Marika, who had always projected the image of a strong, beautiful sister to match her powerful physique, suddenly began to look truly magnificent.
"Do you want to live with me, Husband?"
"Yes!!!! I want to live happily ever after with Marika!"
"Great, let's head out—"
Marika tucked me under her arm and prepared to leave, but she fell silent the moment she saw the red-haired monster standing at the door.
In terms of bulk and height, Marika overwhelmed Hindel, but it seemed she still couldn't overcome the difference in species.
"...I sent you here to look after him, and yet you're spouting such nonsense, Olgaevabich."
"The Husband and I are in love. Why don't you just acknowledge it?"
"Nonsense."
Hindel growled. Marika whimpered and set me down. However, instead of going to Hindel, I hugged Marika's massive thigh.
"I want to live with Marika!"
"Husband...! If you're going this far, I can't back down as a woman."
The tall, white-haired, tanned, and muscular sister looked moved and took a combat stance.
"If you come to me, I'll let you meet the actor who pilots the Green Brachiosaurus Beta XII S."
"Hindel~! Mama~! Hindel Mama~!"
I couldn't help it.
"Aah, Husband! Are you abandoning me?"
"Marika is just a concubine... and since you'll always like me... I'll visit you sometimes!"
Marika was a good friend. She had a respectable job as the CEO of a massive corporation that did "service work" under the guise of a security firm, and she was a kind, relatively sane person, but...
"You said you'd live with me!"
"But it's the actor for Green Brachiosaurus Beta XII S... He's so cool..."
I really couldn't help it.
"I'm probably stronger than that woman! Many times stronger! Even if that robot were real, I could beat it!"
"Green Brachiosaurus Beta XII S is the strongest! I hate you, Marika!"
I buried my face between Hindel's thighs, acting as if I were hiding from Marika. Hindel chuckled.
"You heard him, 'hated' Marika. Thank you for your hard work looking after him."
"Kuh...! But I'm stronger!!!"
Marika shouted some more nonsense and slammed her fist into the floor.
BOOM!!!!
With a massive roar, Marika vanished. A hole had been punched straight through the floor.
"Sigh... Tell those troublemakers I'll be sending them the bill for the repairs."
The sisters sitting on the sofa nodded vigorously. Hindel let out a long sigh and took my hand.
"Let's go home. Ame said she wants to apologize."
"Where did Marika go?"
"She went home."
From what I saw, she had smashed the floor and fallen through, but whatever. When we took the elevator down to the first floor, there were holes in the ceilings and floors there too.
"????"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk. A girl who's reached the Demon Transcendence Realm and still can't control herself like that..."
Hindel clicked her tongue as she led me out of the building.