An Extremely Ordinary Communication Broadcast
Any contract worth its salt demands a thorough read-through. After checking the electronic signature, I scanned the document... but didn't pore over every single character from start to finish. Too damn long. For someone with the attention span of a goldfish like me, it was impossible to slog through. Lord of the Warrior must've handled it properly on their end. Still, I skimmed the big points.
The key takeaway: signing this adds the "Streaming Service - Beta Version" system to my account. In exchange for broadcasting, I get paid a steady monthly salary on the 10th, just like a regular office drone. What a sweet gig—where else do you get paid to troll?
"…"
One worry nags at me, though: my reputation. I'll probably spend the rest of my life eating shit from everyone while streaming. Getting flamed by teammates after griefing? That's sweet. Hell, it's not even hate—it's a reward. The kind of genuine, thick reactions you couldn't buy for any price.
But if every community swarms my stream for a mass lynching? Eh. Never streamed before, so who knows, but it doesn't sound fun.
Beyond reactions, streaming will cramp my griefing style. My tricks get broadcast to the world. Unfortunate clause: "Must stream during war participation." Makes sense—they're beta-testing for war data. No broadcast during the main event? Pointless.
Griefing just got harder, but whatever. As long as the cash rolls in. Besides, even if they know, they can't stop me.
Pondering how to kick off my first stream, I decide to just flip the switch mindlessly. Nobody drops killer content right out the gate. It's a "communication stream"—chat with viewers.
Toyed with "[Communication Stream]" as the title to bait clicks, but my username's already peak aggro. No need.
One minute passes.
"…"
Two minutes.
"…"
Five minutes—no viewers. What the hell? Bug? Official site announced the "Streaming Service" launch, plus only Top 100 rankers can stream. My room's plenty visible.
Why no one? ...Maybe I'm not as famous as I thought. Kinda awkward.
Streaming's more boring than expected. Whatever, ignore it.
Forgot I'm even live, so I grind dailies. Then:
First chat after 10 minutes. Way more exciting than expected.
Mic's off, so polite chat reply.
Instant double-fuck upon confirming I'm Seola? Someone I've screwed before.
Hold up—username's LodeworAddict. Familiar from a few wars.
Scraping people? Next-level joy. Primary scratch via griefing, secondary via chat, tertiary on enraged terrorists—doubles the fun. Perfect if I hit exactly 100 viewers. This guy's breaking too fast. More toys!
Coords on gallery? Kinda bad... I said more toys, not actually deliver.
ㄴ Read the notice.
ㄴ Top 100 beta streaming starting today.
ㄴ Oh right that fucker was a ranker
ㄴ Going to drop f-bombs.
ㄴ Why's this guy so pissed?
ㄴ Got screwed by her a lot ig
"…"
Coords worked like a charm. Grudge-holders flooded in, boosting average viewers. Rank climbed, drawing casuals. Casuals megaphone-spammed "SeolaStreaming@@@@@"—chat's now pure hellscape.
One word for mass hate from randos: ...Surprisingly not bad?
'BluffPing' donated 1,000 won.
Die die die die die die
'Cleopatra' donated 1,000 won.
Seola snipe squad recruiting@@@@@@
'PineappleSauceBurgerFan' donated 1,000 won.
Anyone wanna PK Seola while main force distracted? Me first.
'CleanGameUser' donated 1,000 won.
You snipers gonna get banned. Watch out
'RankerHunter' donated 1,000 won.
Why tf do we get banned and she doesn't?
'NoEyeReal' donated 1,000 won.
Plz share char maker deets or hacker site thx
1000-won punches? Sweet as candy. Paid to eat shit? Arms wide open.
Wanna scrape everyone, but chat's too fast now—my messages bury. Hate turning on mic, so indirect via game actions. Overt chat's no fun. Show, don't tell.
I head to the Wasteland—only PK zone with zero penalty.
If I'm right, these rage-fueled haters will risk death to rush me.
As expected. The effect was tremendous!