Everyone Step Aside, This Is Just Ordinary Griefing - 2

Lord of the Warrior boasts over a hundred classes in total. They're broadly divided into warriors, mages, archers, and thieves, but players can pick a subclass that suits their playstyle. Not all warriors are created equal. There's the Crusher, specialized in smashing siege gates and equipment—perfect for ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠gimmick-breaking in PvE. The Barbarian, who dumps everything into raw strength and combat. The Holy Knight, a noble class that handles DPS, tanking, and healing. The Imperial Knight, pure vanilla tuning with romance oozing from every pore. And so on.

With games where hundreds of players team up at minimum, they've crammed in a ridiculous number of subclasses to minimize overlaps—almost mindlessly so. But among this massive lineup, one subclass reigns supreme in utter despair: the Berserker under the warrior tree.

It's a horde-based game where attacks can fly from anywhere, anytime, turning you into a screamfest. In Lord of the Warrior, defense isn't optional—it's mandatory. Warriors have sky-high base defense, no question. Archers and thieves make up for squishy bodies with Evasion and Stealth. Even mages get Protective Barrier. No need to belabor how crucial defense is.

But there's one lone class with zero defense skills. Yep, the Berserker. And it's not just missing defense— you have to whittle your own HP down to scraps before you can output meaningful damage. No ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠wonder the playerbase is a wasteland.

How bad is it? Check the Lord of the Warrior Berserker Gallery right now, and you'll see it plastered wall-to-wall with adult ads.

While the gallery turned into a dumpster fire, what was the gallery leader up to? Ditching his class for the coward's noble life as a Holy Knight, of course. His few loyal followers followed suit, mass-reincarnating into Holy Knights for that life-reversal dream. At this point, should we just rename it the "Aspiring Holy Knight Gallery"?

From this, you might think Berserker is a job for masochistic pervs only. And you'd be right—no misconception there. Only degenerates pick it. Exhibit A: me.

One-shot here, one-shot there. This scrap-HP Berserker life is me.

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(Stack +5)

The newbie legion spams Warrior's Roar like crazy while charging mindlessly at the two enemies with red shields, just as we'd planned beforehand.

Warrior's Roar at 5 stacks. This attack power should one-shot anyone, no matter who.

While the newbies handle those tricky shield guys as planned, I'll take on the remaining eight enemies. One hit and I'm toast, so yeah, extreme difficulty. But hey. Dodge well, hit well—that's it, right?

The eight players defending A Point didn't take their lone opponent lightly, even if it was just one.

Who was she? The worst mannerless player in Lord of the Warrior history—a top-ranked named griefer.

One of the tanky Imperial Knight-Shield users on defense chat typed away.

They'd dismissed backdoors as impossible variables from the start. If A fell, the final point was next. Their silver lining? Seasoned vets guarding A Point, fully aware of the human ladder strategy's fatal penalties.

One hit. Just one, and she'd drop. They schemed fast.

Solid plan. Top ranker or not, she's a Berserker—one hit from death. Plus penalties. Stun and wail on her, done.

But life doesn't follow plans.

Shit started going sideways.

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(B Point has fallen!)

With the key A Point falling so pathetically, the game tilted fast. Obvious outcome—they'd shoved all their power into the gate, so me and the 20 newbies ran circles around their capture speed.

Lord of the Warrior prevents leechers from freeloading rewards. Victory doesn't guarantee loot—it's based on total contribution: damage, heals, gate-breaking.

The biggest chunk? Occupation Contribution. Me and the newbies solo'd A to C, so gate-busters got zilch. Probably sliced their rewards to a tenth.

And so, griefing's climax. Sweet curse time.

Ahh, electric. Blissful. Heart racing! Am I a maso? Head goes white from the double curses—yep, maso confirmed.

Unlike the furious gate team, us newbies were clueless.

Aigo, oh my! So many pissed over lost occupation rewards. With my heart as vast as my two massive tits, how can I not comfort them?

Lightning-fast seodong drip complete.

I logged out immediately.