Never Dancing for Reactions Again
I'll never dance for a reaction again. I made this stupid promise for a pointless reaction, and now I'm stuck learning a dance I never wanted anything to do with. Why do I keep digging my own grave? I was planning to just pull some random item today and coast through the stream... Damn it, guess things never go as planned. Anyway, the water's already spilled, so regretting it now is pointless. I have a bad feeling another black history moment is about to be added to my record... So, what dance should I do? Like any average adult guy—er, former guy—I can't dance for shit. Never even been to a club. ...Guess I have no choice but to ask the chat.
"...Um, viewers. Any dances you wanna see?"
The chat started scrolling up at lightning speed. Boob dance? Out right away from the name alone. Idol dance? No way I can learn that in time. Armpit dance and milk dance—what the hell are those? All dances I've never even heard of... Already feeling hopeless. Am I gonna be streaming till dawn?
◈ Search "Motorcycle Dance"
◈ That's decent? Easy to do, Semin.
◈ Big one's here!
"Ah, thanks for the donations! Motorcycle Dance? ...The name's a bit worrying. But since someone requested it... I'll check it out."
Motorcycle Dance... First time hearing it, but gotta search it. A moment later, I switched the stream to screen share and searched "Motorcycle Dance" on a video site. 2 million views? Surprisingly popular.
◈ Host has no idea what it is lololol
"Yeah, first time hearing it? I'll watch."
Playing the video, my expression changed in real-time. ...This dance is blatantly making the boobs jiggle like crazy? How the fuck am I supposed to do this!
"Th-this, this is just shaking your tits, how is this a dance anywhere?!"
Fuck, picked the wrong one. If I'd prepped, I could've bullshitted a tame one... Self-inflicted, huh? At least it looks easy. Problem is it's embarrassingly slutty... Whatever, gotta rip the band-aid off quick and pull an item.
"Haa... Might as well do it now."
◈ But host's boobs look kinda red, why?
"Huh? My boobs?" I looked down at my chest following the donation message. Sure enough, they were slightly flushed red. Oh, did I burn them a bit dropping sweet and sour pork earlier? I hadn't noticed till now—how hard were they staring to spot that?
"N-no, it's not that! Actually, I spilled sweet and sour pork on my chest at lunch. Think it got a bit burned?"
◈ Guys, that's actually because of me...
"Wh-what bullshit is this?!"
I've felt it since shopping with her last time, but Yi Hayeon... surprisingly playful. Media painted her as ice cold, but you never know till you peel back the layers.
◈ Did you take it out and eat it again?
"Of course. Wasting food isn't in my dictionary."
"D-don't say useless shit! Time to dance."
Long story short, I ended up doing that damn Motorcycle Dance non-stop for a full 30 minutes.
"L-like this?"
"Heok, heok... Th-this is... too hard..."
...Looked easy on video, but way tougher than expected. Easy to mimic, but insanely intense. Is this even a dance? It's just an adult reaction shaking tits wildly! My clothes started soaking with sweat, and my chest ached. Finally, I collapsed on the floor and called it quits.
"Haa, haa... Isn't this enough... heok, heok..."
◈ Satisfied.
"Ughhh... Th-thanks for the donation..."
◈ Now item pull stream, Semin.
"Nee? Stream ends here today..."
Crazy, only 1 hour streamed? Felt like 4... Totally got punished for trying to slack. Ending under 1 hour is shameless even to me. Fine, one item review ain't bad. Please no weird ones...
I caught my breath for a few minutes, then returned to the chair.
"Haa, feeling alive now... Hoo."
I glanced at my body. Chat was right—everywhere was soaked. Breathing steady now, the sticky gross feeling hit hard. Intense dance or not, sweating this much? Stamina definitely tanked post-transformation. Gotta change clothes.
"...Before item pull, gonna change real quick."
...My stream's nothing but lunatics. Never dancing for reactions again. Ever.