Streaming Resumes: Solo Gate Glory and Dance Debacle
Three days after meeting Yi Hayeon over my failed attempt to slack off on streaming, a text came in from her one morning. Still half-asleep, I rubbed my eyes and checked my phone.
Fuck, so she bought the Dragon Dick Whip from me to clear a solo gate?
Solo gates were ultra-rare special gates. Ownership went to the first discoverer, and they had a notorious reputation for insane difficulty. Word was they were ridiculously unfair... I never imagined the whip was key to clearing one.
Solo gates offered rewards to match their hellish challenge. I grabbed my phone to check the news right away. Sure enough, headlines about Yi Hayeon clearing a solo gate were everywhere.
• A-Rank Hunter Yi Hayeon Clears Solo Gate!
• Half-Year's First A-Rank Solo Gate: What Are the Rewards?
• Why Did Yi Hayeon Clear a Solo Gate?
• Yi Hayeon Drops 500 Million Won on Streamer Item... Key to Solo Clear?
• Streamer Semin Vanishes After Dragon Dick Whip Sale... Where Is She?
• What Is the Dragon Dick Whip, and Who Is Streamer Semin?
No surprise—a solo gate clear was huge news. Naturally, that drew eyes to the Dragon Dick Whip that helped her, and then to me, the seller.
...Kinda overwhelming, but I'd been thinking about streaming again anyway. Alright, time to fire it up and pull an item today.
I texted Hayeon I'd go live, then ordered breakfast-slash-lunch. If anyone asks the best part of suddenly having 500 million won? No hesitation—no more sweating delivery fees!
Delivery charge of 5,000 won? Back in the day, no way I'd order from there. But now? Pocket's flush, so eat big.
...Spending 500 million on delivery feels kinda lame, though.
"...Sigh. If I were still a guy, I'd buy a car, a watch... But what's the point now?"
Can't even date with this body. Might as well save steadily and move to a bigger place.
* * *
Sure enough, today's delivery guy stared at me blankly for ages before mumbling "Sorry" and bolting.
...Can't blame him; I'm in a tight sleeveless top. But who wears a coat at home? I told him to just leave it at the door...
Now I'm the one feeling awkward. I scarfed my jjajangmyeon and tangsuyuk while searching online.
What for? Reissuing my ID.
Unlike my worries, it seemed pretty straightforward—not some rare ordeal. I'd fretted about the government dragging me off for weird experiments over my ability, but false alarm.
One hitch: Need a guarantor.
I've lived alone 24 years. No contacts, no close friends.
Ironic—the one person I can casually hit up is Yi Hayeon, met after turning female. She said ask for anything, so this should be fine? Not urgent; I'll ask when timing's right.
Then, distracted by my phone, I dropped a piece of tangsuyuk. It should've hit the floor... but plunged straight into my massive cleavage.
"H-hot! So hot!"
I'm a sauce-dipper from birth, so it was drenched in scorching sauce. I jammed my hand in, fished out the lava-hot tangsuyuk.
"...Ugh, thought I was gonna die."
Damn, now my tits are sauce city. Gotta eat fast and shower. I popped the retrieved tangsuyuk back in my mouth.
No matter how rich, my beggar roots won't let food go to waste. And it didn't even touch the floor!
* * *
Afternoon hit; I slipped into the outfit Hayeon gifted and prepped to stream. Cardigan crop top—shows some underarm and chest, but not too bad.
...Looks damn good on me, honestly.
What to do on stream? No hot items to sell this time... Haven't pulled one yet, just in case.
Whatever fun item pops, kill time with it. Set up cam and mic, hit go live.
Viewers spiked fast. Guess lots set notifications after last time.
"A, ah. Can you hear me okay?"
"...Hearing all that nonsense means audio's fine. Hey everyone!"
"Thanks for the donation! ...I was shocked too. Never thought Hayeon unnie needed the Dragon Dick Whip for a solo gate."
"...When'd you sneak in? And you didn't touch! Don't say weird shit... Thanks for the donation."
Hayeon must love my streams. Rushing in under 5 minutes? But why the troll donation?
She did eye my chest a lot, but no direct grope... Or did she? Come to think, sneaky hand when changing?
Chat exploded over Hayeon's donation.
"I-I said no touch! And I never revealed my cup size!"
World, how'd they guess? Eyeball from stream cam?
"Whoa, 100k donation thanks!!! Dance practice... Uh, d-dance?"
Fuck, right! Too chaotic, forgot. Total my bad—no excuses.
Dodge or just do it? ...Idea!
"Was just about to mention! Today's stream... dance practice!"
Not sure if genius or dumb, but better than dodging reactions. Avoid worst, pick lesser evil. Life's truth, my motto forever.