The High Elf's Naughty Wooden Rod
Now they were openly dropping these kinds of items? I stripped off my sweat-soaked clothes, tossing them roughly into the laundry basket before changing into the most comfortable outfit I could find and heading back to my seat.
"I'm back, everyone."
"…I'll wear them later."
"I'm a person too, you know? I can wear comfy clothes sometimes. …Besides, you guys made me do that weird dance, so this is just something to put up with."
"I was just about to. Alright, let's see what comes out?"
With that, I activated my ability, opening the portal and pulling out whatever came to hand.
…If it was something weird like last time, I swore to myself I wouldn't review it no matter what.
What ended up in my hand was something that looked like a wooden stick.
"…Hmm, just from the looks, I have no idea what this item does. Let's appraise it first."
A moment later, I grabbed the appraiser and scanned the new item.
◈ A wooden stick made from ancient hardwood. Its blunt end is a distinctive feature.
◈ Sturdier than your average stick, so use with caution.
◈ Effect: +1% Strike Bonus to user
◈ LOCKED
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…What the hell? The item's effect was hidden again?
It looked like trash at a glance, but since no one knew what the hidden effect was, it was too early to judge.
I quickly shared the appraisal results with the viewers, who were dying to know what the effect was.
"…It's called a wooden stick, but it seems to have a hidden effect."
As the chat said, items with hidden effects were basically super rare by default. No one knew if it'd be good, but if luck was on your side, it was a massive jackpot. They fetched 4-5 times the price of normal items.
I could unlock it right here, but just in case, I shook the wooden stick and asked.
"Hmm, before unlocking, anyone interested in buying it as-is?"
It was like an unscratched lottery ticket. This stick might turn out surprisingly useful, making it a gamble worth taking.
"…No one's buying it like this, huh. And you think I'd grant a request like that if I were crazy?"
Unless they donated for it, no way was I sandwiching an item between my tits just because someone asked.
From the reactions, no one was buying right now anyway. Fair enough—if it turned out like last time with some weird effect, it'd be utterly useless.
Still, why did they think this stick looked like that? No matter how I looked, it didn't resemble it at all. Aside from the blunt end, there were zero similarities.
Having had a guy's body before, I knew exactly what a dick looked like.
…Though saying that now with my girl's body felt kinda weird.
"…If it's something like that again, I won't use it on stream. Alright, let's unlock it."
I channeled mana into my right hand gripping the wooden stick. It started glowing blue in response.
…Did that mean it was unlocked? I grabbed the appraiser again.
◈ A wooden rod made from ancient hardwood. Its blunt end is a distinctive feature.
◈ Sturdier than your average stick, so use with caution.
◈ Effect: +1% Strike Bonus to user
◈ A wooden rod used by high elves living in the deepest forests of the continent.
◈ Made for daily life rather than combat, but its unique effect makes it excellent in battle too.
◈ When swung at enemies, low chance to trigger Charm effect.
◈ When used on yourself, greatly increases user's sexual satisfaction.
Seeing the item's hidden effect made my mind go blank for a second from the shock.
W-Wait, so this is… exactly what I thought it was?
Holy shit, the viewers' bullshit was actually right? No way—why the hell would those elegant high elves use something like this?
Even they had needs like that?
In a daze, I shared the item with a blank expression.
"…I'm not selling this. No, absolutely not!"
"No review, not selling, I'm just keeping it for myself!"
The effects were decent, for sure. Like a perfect downgrade of the Dragon Dick Whip? The low probability was a downside, but depending on use, it could be pretty handy.
…Still, I didn't want to sell something like this. If I kept auctioning off lewd items, what kind of rumors would spread about me?
"Ah, I'm not using it! Why would I use something like this?!"
The chat was getting chaotic. Not the first or second time—why did these kinds of items keep popping up?
Was my ability actually specialized in pulling pervert-tier items?
Thinking about it, it made sense. The Gumiho Comb, the Lewd Scholar's Fetish Headband—all adult toys, basically.
And today's insane item was straight-up made for that.
I was starting to feel like an adult toy collector by accident. Or was I?
If someone saw me, they'd suspect I was at home wearing the fetish headband, brushing with the gumiho comb to amp up arousal, and using this too—and I'd have no defense.
Hmm, now that I thought about it, I was kinda curious what would happen if I used all those items together…
…What the hell kind of crazy thought was that?
Hanging with these unhinged viewers must've melted my brain too.
Anyway, no selling to others.
…Of course, I had no intention of using it myself, but you never know when it might come in handy.
What situation would need an adult toy? Hell if I knew.