Chapter 5: My Friend is Fanning Over Me
After arriving at HQ and washing the semen off my face, I picked up the clothes I'd worn to school that day.
-Thud!
At that moment, a weird noise came from below.
Suddenly, my lower body felt incredibly exposed.
"Wha—my panties…!"
The panties with a snapped side strap lay on the floor, leaving my pussy completely bare.
Apparently, the hedgehog villain's attack had left the strap hanging by a thread.
"Fucking villains are always causing problems. Whatever. I'll just go commando."
I wouldn't have to take my pants off in front of Joo-hee anyway, so I pulled them on without panties and hurried out.
"Time's way too tight."
Taking a taxi would hit rush hour traffic, which wasn't ideal.
With only five minutes until the movie started, I had just one option left.
I transformed immediately and leaped up to the rooftops.
"Ugh… this skirt feels so weird."
Pants had been tolerable, but the night breeze slipping under my skirt and brushing my pussy directly was too much.
No time to worry about the awkwardness now—I dashed across the rooftops at full speed.
About two minutes before showtime, I landed in an alley near the theater.
"Uwaaa… d-did anyone see?"
I quickly pressed down my fluttering skirt as I landed and glanced around.
"Phew, safe. Transformation release."
The glow faded, and magical girl Serendipity returned to ordinary college student Yoo Ha-young.
No time to fix my clothes—I rushed into the theater lobby and spotted Joo-hee checking her watch in front of the auditorium.
"Joo-hee!"
"Ha-young! Right on time."
"Sorry, did I keep you waiting long?"
"I was gonna make you buy me drinks if you were even a little late, but since you made it, you're off the hook."
Relief washed over me with her smile, loosening my tension—and that's when my empty stomach finally started rumbling.
"Thanks. I'll get the popcorn and cola instead."
"Now?"
Joo-hee widened her eyes.
Thinking about her reaction, it hit me—we'd polished off every last drop of mala tang just an hour ago.
"Not full? We can grab drinks after the movie."
If I hadn't burned through my stomach contents fighting villains, that would've been the normal response.
"Just… my mouth's kinda bored. Grabbing something small."
"Okay, let's do it."
I bought a medium caramel popcorn and two colas, then headed into the auditorium.
The order took a bit, but the previews bought us time—we didn't miss the start.
"It's starting!"
My hand, frantically scooping popcorn to fill the hunger pangs, froze at Joo-hee's voice.
Come to think of it, she never told me what movie—
"Pfft! Cough… cough cough!"
"Ha-young, you okay?"
"Y-yeah… I'm fine. Sorry…"
In this world, magical girls were idols and heroes.
With merch flooding shops, fan clubs forming, and events galore, a movie wasn't weird.
(I'd even done in-depth interviews and martial arts consulting for the production.)
"Whoa… so cool."
The actress playing me unleashed a flashy 360-degree kick, and Joo-hee clasped her hands, gazing at the screen in rapture.
I wanted to crawl into a hole and die, so I shoved popcorn in my mouth.
Every time on-screen Serendipity struck a pose, the real Serendipity watching had to stretch out her cringing limbs in agony.
Did Joo-hee have any idea?
That the magical girl saving the city was right next to her, choking on cola.
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"That was so fun! No wonder—they got direct consulting from the magical girl again. The logic and quality are insane!"
"Yeah, totally. Didn't expect it to be a Serendipity movie, though."
Joo-hee finally realized she hadn't told me what we were seeing.
"Serendipity's my absolute fave, so I really wanted to see it. Was it… not your thing?"
She peeked at me nervously, like she'd forced her tastes on me without asking.
I shook my head and grabbed her hand.
Considering how my hands and feet had been curling nonstop in the theater, this was the last reaction I'd expect—but—
"Joo-hee, let's go buy some Serendipity merch. There's a shop right by the theater."
"Yeah! Let's do it."
For Joo-hee's sake, I had to pretend to be a hardcore Serendipity stan.
We left the theater and headed straight to the adjacent merch shop.
It was packed with my stuff, plus Raphtel and other magical girls' gear.
"Heard they dropped tons of new merch for the movie premiere, so I wanted to check it out."
"Cool. Let's browse. Get whatever you want."
"Yeah!"
Joo-hee seemed to think I was as obsessed with Serendipity as she was.
She dragged my hand around, rattling off merch details like an expert.
"Ha-young, why do you like Serendipity?"
"Why?"
"Yeah. I love how she overcomes every setback and beats the villains in the end."
That's just me running low on mana, getting fucked, then pounding them after powering up.
"And her chemistry with mascot Dorri is great. Can't hear them, but they always seem to be having deep talks."
That's just me arguing with that probability-obsessed nagging hamster every time.
"Finally, that mysterious way she vanishes right after beating villains."
That's me rushing back to HQ to wash off the cum on or in me.
"What about you, Ha-young?"
The awesome Serendipity traits Joo-hee gushed about with genuine joy were all just the life of a cranky futanari villain cumdump Serendipity.
Now I knew what a guilty conscience felt like.
Smiling and nodding along while knowing everything—and having to share my "opinion"—was pure torture.
"First off, her uniform looks great."
Nothing else came to mind, so I went with the uniform.
"Ah, the uniform. Yeah, some people stan for that. But I kinda don't like it."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, it's… too sexy by my standards. Skirt's way too short, and the top shows so much sideboob."
Her bold opinion stabbed my heart like a sharp stake.
It bugged me too, so I'd complained to Team Leader.
"Unnie! My fight scenes are all over porn sites! We gotta change this uniform!"
"Ha-young, you know magical girl uniforms can't change their basic form."
Short skirts or side-exposed tops? Impossible to alter.
We could only tweak designs while keeping the shape.
Uniforms tailored to each girl's vibe, after all.
Fine, I got that much.
But what came next shocked me.
"And Serendipity suits that uniform."
"Huh? Why?"
"It lets her take down more villains."
Wrapped in layers of excuses, but the core message was one.
'You're a futanari villain cumdump by nature.'
Bitter memories resurfaced from Joo-hee's words, twisting my lips into a wry smile.
"Ha-young?"
"Ah, yeah, makes sense. Besides that… her flashy action?"
"Exactly! That's what I love too. No other magical girl has action as dazzling as Serendipity's."
Just as self-loathing and guilt stabbed me, Joo-hee's eager agreement brought sweet relief.
"Why do villains keep showing up?"
"Right? Endless stream—it's unsettling."
"Yeah, seeing magical girls get hurt after every fight breaks my heart."
Civilians knew nothing—not even that villains were futanari.
The central government clamped down hard on that info.
"I'll get these. You?"
"Eh, just browsing. Allowance is tight this month."
Villains popped up before I could spend my salary—it piled up, but buying my own merch felt wrong.
"Then I'll buy it for you. Birthday gift!"
"Wha?! No way. You already got lunch, and you're buying drinks later."
"Got my part-time pay yesterday—I'm good. Pick one."
Turning down someone so eager to gift felt rude, so I reluctantly chose a Serendipity keychain.
Pricey, and I couldn't bring myself to pick anything else.
"I'll get this too."
"Wha—?!"
Oblivious to my feelings, Joo-hee grabbed a Serendipity figure, paid, and handed me the bag with both.
"That's too much…"
"You'll do the same for my birthday. Call it even."
"Thanks, Joo-hee. I'll display it nicely at home."
"Yeah! Now let's grab drinks."
A magical girl collecting her own merch.
Tough life.