Chapter 6: Scheduled to Get Fucked by Tentacles and Dicks
A normal day at school, gossiping with Joo-hee.
Such everyday life feels like a luxury to me.
Even without villains showing up, magical girls have a packed public service schedule that doesn't allow for ordinary days.
It's five times a week at most, at least four.
Add in the unannounced villain subjugations that pop up out of nowhere, and a normal day for us is nothing more than a sweet dream.
"Ha-young, you ready?"
"Yeah, Ye-na unnie. All set."
"Okay, then let's head to the conference room... Oh? A Serendipity figure?"
Ye-na unnie spotted the Serendipity figure Joo-hee had given me as a birthday gift and paused, flashing me a mischievous grin.
"Heh, so Serendipity's your fave, huh?"
"It's not like that... She just gave it to me yesterday, saying it was my birthday."
"Did you pick it out?"
"No. My friend’s a huge Serendipity otaku, so we were talking about her and I ended up with it."
"How do you think she'd feel knowing one of her biggest fans is her friend?"
Ye-na unnie was grinning like she'd hit the jackpot, revving up to tease me properly.
That's exactly why I hadn't chosen that figure.
But what could I do?
I'd been gift-sleeved into it.
"L-Let's get going already."
"Your chariot awaits, Serendipity-nim~?"
"I don't knowww...!"
I shoved Ye-na unnie's back and hustled into the conference room.
Team Leader Han Hee-jung greeted us with her hands clasped behind her back.
"Raphtel, Serendipity. Time for today's briefing."
"Team Leader, I already know it all."
"Oh? Then you tell me, Serendipity."
"Morning: Central Government regular meeting. Afternoon: Children's center visit. Evening: team dinner."
"Team dinner isn't on the schedule."
I'd tried to breeze past it, but Team Leader Han Hee-jung wasn't one to let it slide.
"You've gotta schmooze with the bigwigs from the morning. You know how exhausting that is."
The Central Government regular meetings happen every first and third Wednesday.
Unless you're critically injured from a villain fight, attendance is mandatory.
With high-ranking officials leading, the air is suffocating, and the seats feel like beds of nails.
"We'll figure it out. Let's head out for now."
"Yes, ma'am!"
"Got it, Team Leader."
The HQ connects to the Central Government Building via an underground tunnel for security.
The meetings deal with top-secret matters, so civilians can't know we're heading there.
"Team Leader, can't we move the regular meeting days?"
"No, you know we can't."
"Yeah, I know. Just checking if maybe..."
Two magical girls attend each regular meeting on rotation.
Ye-na unnie and I handle the first and third weeks; the other two cover second and fourth.
Right now, with one on overseas dispatch, the remaining one's pulling double duty.
"We're here. Out, girls."
"Yessir!"
"Yes, Team Leader."
Ye-na unnie and I got out of the car and stepped into the high-speed elevator.
It zips from 15 floors underground to the 20th-floor conference room above ground, so it's pretty fast.
"Wonder what kinda meeting it'll be today."
"Probably starts with Serendipity getting chewed out?"
"Huh? Why me? I didn't do anything wrong!"
"The scenes after you subjugate villains..."
Ye-na unnie trailed off, staring straight at me.
I could guess the rest and awkwardly scratched my head.
My combat style is rougher than other magical girls', so the sites I sweep through end up total wrecks.
Excessive property damage bugs me too, but since it means I definitely took down the villain, I figured it'd slide.
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"Serendipity, stand up."
"Yes, sir."
"As you can see on the screen, the sites you've swept through are excessively destroyed."
My optimism went up in flames spectacularly.
"The recent villain subjugation was an abandoned building, so no issue there. But the other sites... that's the problem."
The remote clicked, and the screen changed.
Pics rolled by: a company building I'd totaled, a road with a massive sinkhole, a parking lot cratered like a meteor strike.
Each flip made me swallow a deep internal sigh.
All evidence of my overkill suppression.
But I had plenty to say back.
These top brass already knew all about my cursed constitution.
I wanted to snap at them for nitpicking.
Put yourselves in my shoes for once.
Every villain fight turns my personality foul—it's a physiological reaction beyond my control.
Of course, these boomers... er, busy officials wouldn't get it.
"The national budget to clean up your battle sites isn't cheap. If this keeps up, we'll have to impose sanctions."
Instead of thanks for catching villains, threats of sanctions?
Emotions surged, but I bowed my head and apologized.
"Understood. I'm truly sorry."
The regular meetings always have a 30-minute break midway.
Magical girls call it halftime between the first and second acts.
"Ugh, exhausting."
"Serendipity, have some of this."
"Thanks, Raphtel."
I blew on the warm cocoa Ye-na unnie handed me and sipped slowly.
My rattled mind started to settle a bit.
"Raphtel, doesn't it seem weird?"
"What?"
"Our real job is subjugating villains."
"Yeah, true."
"But fan signings, movie premieres, merch promos—way too much stuff unrelated to that."
To be frank, these regular meetings feel off-mission too.
But I couldn't say that to Central Government, so I kept it inside.
"Yeah, I think so too. But bringing peace to people that way is part of our duty."
"Peace, huh."
Was my personality too warped now to think positive like Raphtel?
When I first woke in this world, I'd shared her mindset while doing magical girl work.
Now here I was, obsessed only with villain hunts.
"Break's almost over. Let's go."
"Yeah, Raphtel."
As I stood to toss my empty paper cup...
-Thud!
I accidentally bumped shoulders with a woman.
"Oh, sorry."
"No, my fault, Serendipity-nim."
She bowed apologetically and walked off calmly.
I tossed the cup in the trash when a nagging doubt hit me.
"Raphtel, don't normal people flip out from even a light bump with us?"
"Yeah, 'cause we're wrapped in mana when transformed."
"But that woman I bumped... she didn't fall."
"Maybe 'cause you just stood up?"
An inexplicable unease washed over me.
Even if it was right after standing, a civilian bumping a magical girl shouldn't walk away with just a shove.
Not when even buff, trained guys topple.
"Dorri."
"Yes, Serendipity-nim."
I summoned Dorri fast.
"Scan the whole conference room for mana."
"On it!"
Mascots can detect mana.
Even levels magical girls miss, perfect for this sketchy situation.
"Serendipity-nim and Raphtel-nim have the strongest readings. And... huh?!"
-Boom!
The instant Dorri detected the villain's mana, a massive explosion rocked the conference room.
"Raphtel!"
"Got it!"
I signaled Ye-na unnie, and we bolted toward the sound.
By the time we arrived, crowds were fleeing in panic.
"Villain!"
"Kyaaah!"
They screamed "Villain!" and scrambled chaotically to escape.
"Raphtel, handle civilian evac. I'll take the villain."
"Okay. I'll wrap it up quick and join."
"Got it."
-Zzzt!
As I charged the villain visible inside the conference room, my in-ear piece crackled.
"Yes, Team Leader. Loud and clear. You okay?"
"Our team leader's got some luck. Any info on that villain?"
Minimum A-grade meant possible S-grade.
A-grade, we could handle with me and Raphtel teaming up.
S-grade? We'd need backup.
"Figured. The mana I'm sensing is no joke. I'll pin it down for now."
"Yes, ma'am."
Radio silence with Team Leader, then I channeled mana into my right foot and stomped the floor.
"Who the fuck invited you here?!"
The villain turned toward me mid-step and froze; I slammed my inertia-boosted fist into its face with all my mana.
-Boom!
It hit true, cratering the villain into the ground.
"Serendipity-nim! Mana levels keep rising!"
Dorri's urgent report came as tentacles erupted from the floor, wrapping my arms, legs, and neck tight, slamming me against the wall.
"Guhk...!"
"Serendipity-nim, we know each other, right?"
The woman I'd bumped shoulders with walked over slowly, a faint smile on her lips.
"Filthy villain... showing up without fear."
"I just wanted to meet you, Serendipity-nim."
Her voice was mature yet innocently pure as she smiled at me.
Fresh tentacles rose, grabbed my skirt, ripped it off, and tossed it aside like trash.
"These fuckers... always trying to fuck me on sight..."
-Crunch!
"Gaaah...!"
They squeezed my whole body; instinct screamed my body couldn't take more or it'd shatter.
"Oh my, as expected from Serendipity-nim, the official futanari villain cumdump. Wearing such slutty panties?"
"Kah... ptui!"
I hocked a loogie in her face; she just smiled wider, delighted, and closed in.
Up close, the bulge of her cock tenting her skirt was obvious.
"Haa...♡ Serendipity-nim, I don't want to hurt you. So be a good girl."